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He started attacking us, so we decided to sacrifice him, no, we didn't decide to do it. We took him down, sent him to a place where they trained dogs and like they got up with a pack running and he bit the trainer there so they had to put him down which was very sad but what can you do? On that note, would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join them once? Probably watch yes, I don't know, yes, every day, I can't, I can't choose both, hello, how are you?

I'm taking a quick step back, I sure like to practice magic in my free time, oh great, are you ready for this? God, oh my god, you didn't practice that, usually, usually, my name is Ethan, Hi Ethan, should we go on a date somewhere else? Yes, do you want a strawberry? Thanks, there you go, should we drink this from the bottle? I think it's not glass and I also have your flower. Thank you so much Oh my gosh what was your name Emily Emily Ethan Ethan um? As you can see, I'm actually a big fan of magic.

I can't get into this idea. get it, don't worry, this was another one of my magic tricks, how long can it take to open a box of champagne? Great, it's one of my favorite tricks, here we go, don't worry, have you really practiced it a lot?, yes, no. One is new to the repertoire. I hoped to perform it on stage soon. Okay, yeah, maybe just warm up the front row with the glass. Do you want some of that? Thank you so much. It's very elegant. It's true. Drink it from the bottle again. You should probably get your number um if you put that in there um I'm not a big fan of the magic that I practiced honestly just practice a little more come back do it again I'll read it okay okay not like another day okay okay okay nice to meet you, finish him, the champagne ended his day, I went down the wrong hole of all the dates you had, which one was your favorite, that one, oh boy, he's very entertaining, what do you think of Ethan, he's funny, a fun guy in the Magic?

I just wanted to be more impressed by the magic and I think I didn't give him my number right away because then I thought he would have done a good job. I have more tricks. They just returned to my house. Great, so I'll see about that, my least favorite, probably the first, because it went straight to thinking I'm fit and I honestly thought, oh wow, who out of the seven guys there was set up with Harry? Yes, despite that? he popped a banana in his mouth, totally fine, I think my friend would like that, so the sexiest one, um, oh, ethan, oh, thank you so much, I know your exes might have missed you, but they lost you too to you.