Sia Carpool Karaoke

I WILL TRY TO GIVE MY BEST. WAIT. HOLD ON. I WILL CALL YOU LATER. YES! IT'S JAMES! HOW ARE YOU? I'M OVER HERE! NO! LISTEN, CAN YOU HELP ME GET TO WORK? I WOULD LOVE IT. I AM VERY GOOD AT DIRECTIONS. I'M IN THE CAR. NO, TURN AROUND. WAIT THERE. WAIT THERE. I WILL COME AND ENTER YOU. OH MY GOD. TURN AROUND. WELL. I'M JUST... ARE YOU OKAY? YES, I'M GREAT. James: THERE IS AN EDGE. I HAVE IT. James: YES, THERE IT IS. (Applause and applause) HEY! James: THANK YOU FOR THIS. LISTEN, ANYTIME. James: WHAT A RELIEF I SAW YOU.

YES, YES, I'VE GOT YOU COVERED. James: DO YOU MIND IF WE HEAR SOMETHING? Party girls don't get hurt. I can't feel anything, when will I learn? She pushed him down, pushed him down. I'm the one to have a good time. He calls. The phone is ringing. Upstairs, they're ringing the doorbell I feel the love, I feel the love 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 baby 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 baby 1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 baby Throw them back, until I lose count. I'm going to swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier. I'm going to live as if tomorrow didn't exist, as if it didn't exist. I'll fly like a bird through the night.

I feel my tears as they dry I'm going to swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier But I'm holding on for dear life I WON'T LOOK DOWN I WON'T OPEN MY EYES KEEP MY GLASS FULL UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT, BECAUSE I'M JUST WAITING FOR THIS NIGHT James: NOW, THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS AFTER A RED CARPET EVENT AND YOU WERE WEARING, INSTEAD OF A BOW, A WITCH'S HAT. A BIG HAT WITH HAIR. James: WITH THE HAIR ON. YEAH. James: BUT THEN WHEN WE CAME IN, YOU TOOK OFF YOUR HAT. YES. James: SO WE WERE FACE TO FACE.

I DON'T USE THIS UNLESS THERE ARE CAMERAS AROUND. James: OF COURSE. I'M ONLY USING THIS TO TRY TO MAINTAIN A MODEL OF PRIVACY. James: TELL ME ABOUT CHOOSING TO DO THAT. WELL, I WAS ALREADY A SINGER FOR TEN OR ELEVEN YEARS WITH MEDIOCRE SUCCESS. James: YES. AND I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC AND A DRUG ADDICT, AND I GOT SOBER AND DECIDED THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ARTIST ANYMORE BECAUSE IT WAS DESTABILIZING IN SOME WAYS. I THOUGHT WHAT DOESN'T EXIST IN POP MUSIC RIGHT NOW, AND IT WAS A MYSTERY, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM OF EVERYONE AT THE DENTIST.

James: YES, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT STYLE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO RECORD COMPANIES OR PR PEOPLE AND STUFF. NO. IN FACT - James: THAT WAS EVEN INSULTING OR THEY WERE YES PEOPLE! DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE! YEAH! I'd be mad if someone said, "I'M TELLING YOU HOW WE CAN MAKE YOU A STAR, JAMES." COVER THAT. James: THERE'S A COMMON THEME IN YOUR SONGS WHICH IS LIKE A KIND OF... WOW OH! YES, I LOVE DOING THAT. James: HOW DO I GET THAT? YOU MEAN - (SINGING) IT FEELS LIKE I'M SQUEEZING HIM OR SOMETHING. James: Okay. (SINGING) (LAUGHTER) James: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

I WILL STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT. James: YES, BUT YOU SING IT LIKE THIS -- (SINGING) (LAUGHTER) ♪ ♪ James: DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? James: I KNOW THINGS. (LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW, I ONLY BELIEVE IN THEM BECAUSE I SAW A VIDEO OF THE FORMER CANADIAN DEFENSE MINISTER CLEARLY SAYING THAT HE KNOWS WITH FAITH THAT THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS WORKING WITH FIVE DIFFERENT FOREIGN RACES, AND MY BLOOD COLD AND I THOUGHT THAT GUY IS THE FORMER CANADIAN MINISTER OF DEFENSE. IT'S NOT JUST A TYPE OF YOUTUBE. James: BUT HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A FOREIGN? MAYBE THEY ARE AMONG US.

James: I HOPE TO BE HERE IF THEY COME AND, B, THAT THEY ARE VERY NICE AND TALK ABOUT NICE THINGS AND, C, THEY JUST WANT TO GO TO THE LATE SHOW. (Applause and applause) YES. James: THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" IS THE ONE WE WANT. That's all I ask of the aliens. YES, OF COURSE. YOU'RE A BEAUTY. A BEAUTIFUL THING. James: I REALLY FEEL GREAT. IT IS COMFORTABLE. LIKE A HUG ON THE HEAD. James: THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. I'M HUGGING MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL? I feel like I'm here, not even James anymore. ♪ THIS IS POWERFUL.

I'M STILL BREATHING, I'M STILL BREATHING I'M STILL BREATHING, I'M STILL BREATHING I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE James: THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE AND YOU CAN SEE THEM. (LAUGHTER) James: IF WE CUT THEIR HEADS IN HALF, THEY WOULD HAVE OUR WIGS. (LAUGHTER) IS IT TRUE THAT YOU CAN CARRY A TWELVE EGGS IN BOTH HANDS? ON BOTH HANDS, YES. I CAN MAKE SIX PER HAND. James: YOU HAVE DOUBLE JOINT. YOU DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST THINGS ABOUT ME. I HAVE A RING ON. James: THREE. KEEP GOING. I'm so shaky. James: YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS. LAST EGG. READY? YES. James: OH GOD!

I'M DOING! I'M DOING! ♪ YOU SCREAM IT, BUT I CAN'T HEAR A WORD, IT SAYS I'M TALKING LOUD, I'M NOT SAYING MUCH I'M BULLETPROOF, NOTHING TO LOSE I SHOT, I SHOT RICOCHET, YOU REMOVE YOUR AIM FIRE, SHOOT YOU SHOOT ME BUT I WON'T DO IT FA I'M TITANIUM ME SHOOT BUT I WON'T FA I AM TITANIUM I AM TITANIUM James: High five. (LAUGHTER) DO YOU NEED TO SEE SIA'S ID? I TRUST YOU. YOU ARE VERY RELIABLE. Jaime: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. James: THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME WORK.