Shrek Meets Donkey | Shrek | Extended Clip | Mini Moments

I think it's there, okay, let's go grab it, do you know what that thing can do to you? Yes, it will crush your bones for bread. Yeah, well, actually that would be a giant now ogres. Oh, they are much worse. I will make you a suit with your freshly peeled skin. No, they will shave your liver. They will squeeze the jelly out of your eyes. He's actually pretty good with toys. This is the part where the sought after fairy tale creatures sit. Please don't hand me over. I will never do it. be stubborn again can I change please give me another chance oh shut up now what do you have this little wooden puppet I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy five shillings for the possessed toy take it away from me now what do we have good I have a talking

donkey

, well, that worth ten shillings if you can prove it.

Oh, I'd move on, little friend. Well, oh, he just said that he's a little nervous. He is really a big charlatan. Oh, bone-headed dog! I've heard enough guards no, he talks, he talks, I can talk, I love to talk and conversation is dancing, I supervised, get her out of my sight, no, no, I swear, hey, I can fly, he can fly, maybe have you seen a house fly. even a super fly, but I bet you've never seen a

donkey

fly, oh, catch him, ogre, by order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to arrest you both and transport you to a designated resettlement facility, oh, really, you and that.

Army, can I say something? Listen, you really were something back then, amazing, are you talking to me? Yes, he was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really cool there? Man, those guards thought they were all that and then you showed it. up and bam, they were tripping over themselves like babies in the woods, look at that, that really made me feel good seeing that, oh that's cool, really man, it's good to be free now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But uh, I don't have friends and I'm not going out alone.

Hey, wait a minute, I have a great idea. I'll stay with you, a mean green fighting machine, together we'll scare anyone into spitting. crosses us oh wow that was really scary and if you don't mind me telling you, if that doesn't work, your breathing will certainly do the job because you definitely need something because your breath stinks, man, you don't burn your hair. my nose like the same time and then I ate some rotten berries man I had some strong gas eating out of my butt that day why are you following me I'll tell you why because I'm alone there's no one here by my side my problems are all gone there's no one to make fun of me but you have to have friends stop singing well no wonder you don't have friends wow only a real friend would be really honest listen donkey look at me what am I really? stop, no, I'm an ogre, you know, take your torch and your pitchforks, that doesn't bother you, no, really, really, oh man, I like you, what's your name? uh, track

shrek

, but you know what i like about you,

shrek

, you have that kind of me.

I don't care what anyone thinks of me, what I like, I respect that trick, it's okay, look, we want to live in a place like that, that would be my home, oh, and it's lovely, just beautiful, you know, you're quite a Decorator, it's incredible what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that rock, it's a pretty rock. I guess you don't entertain much. Do you like my privacy? you know I like it too that's another thing we have in common like I hate it when you get someone in your face, you try to give them a hint that they're not going to leave and then there's that big awkward silence, you know, can I stay with you?

What can I stay with you? Please, of course, not really, please, no. I don't want to go back there, you don't know what it's like to be considered a weirdo, well maybe you do, but that's why we have to stay together, you have to let me stay, please, okay, okay, but one night in line. Oh thank you. what you're doing, oh this is going to be fun, we can stay up late swapping man list stories and in the morning I'm making waffles, oh where do I sleep outside?, oh wow, I guess it's okay, I want say, I don't know you, you don't.

You don't know me, so I guess outside is better, you know, yeah, I'm coming goodnight. I mean, I like the outdoors. I'm a mate. I was born outside, sitting alone outside. I guess you know it only outside. I'm all alone.