Shrek (2001) - Do You Know the Muffin Man? Scene (2/10) | Movieclips

(Coughs gummyly) (Farquaad laughs) Ahem, run! Run! Run! As fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man. YOU ARE A MONSTER! I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale poisoning the garbage My perfect world now tell me where are the others? EAT ME! (spits) I have tried to be fair to you creatures. Now. My patience has come to an end. Tell me... or I... No, not the buttons. Not my gummy buttons. Okay, so who's hiding them? Well, I'll tell you. Do you

know

the bagel man? The bagel man.

Yes. I

know

the bagel man. That he lives in Drury Lane. She is married to the

muffin

man. The bagel man. Oh man. She's married to the

muffin

, man. Sir, we found it. Well then what are you waiting for? Bring it inside! Evening Mirror magic mirror on the wall, isn't this the most perfect kingdom of all? Well, technically you're not a king, uh Solonius. You were saying that what I mean is that you are not a king yet, but you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. Carry on, so sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes and here they are.

Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused recluse from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and the jacuzzi anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters, please welcome. Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a girl from fantasy land who wears a cape. She though she lives with seven other men. It's not easy, she just leaves her for dead. Frozen lips and I'll find out what I live for, why she, come on, leave it for Snow White and last but not least, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a castle guarded by a dragon.

Surrounded by boiling lava, don't let that get cold. You out She's a loaded gun who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours to rescue Princess Fiona. So will it be bachelorette party number one, bachelorette party number two, bachelorette party number three? Okay, okay number three, Lord Farquaad, you have chosen Princess Fiona. All I have to do is find someone to do it. Yes Silence, I will make this Princess Fiona my queen and your luck will finally have the perfect King.