Seth MacFarlane on The Graham Norton Show 30/5/14

You know you want to do it, you'll know, you know, she knows I like it, Tom will sit on top of that building, he won't. I don't do this, so who goes up first? John from London. Hello John from London. What are you doing? John. I'm a plumber and you're wearing shorts? John, yes, it's hot on Friday, isn't it? I like everything about Friday. He can predict the weather. plumber and meteorologist, yes I do both. I think I'll follow your story Tom, they called me for a job in Chelsea because Block trains me and my partner was there, we went there, we unlocked, we did the blocking, the lady of the house said oh hey, a chair that was awesome, I just released it, it doesn't say block, don't say you've changed them, blun, you've changed who's next hello, hello, I'm Nicole, this is Nicole, where are you from Nicole, uh L.

Pennsylvania, but I live in Dublin, Ireland, What did you do there? I am a production coordinator. Nicole really works for us. Oh, how good, she really worked for us. Good job. I'm always kind to Cold Play. Do you know this story? Not us. We are not you the story, okay, continue with the story, okay, so my new Irish boyfriend was coming to visit me in Canada just 3 weeks after I met him, we were all loved up and we decided to take a bubble bath together and we were drinking champagne and I felt a little burp, come on, so I went to burp, but instead I projectile vomited.

Wow, I like it a lot. I like it. The really sweet part was that he was wearing glasses at the time and he was more worried. on me like, oh my god, baby, are you okay? We have been very married for almost two years. Now he will fit in very well in Ireland. Who will be the next? Who will be next? Oh, hello, hello, gra, how are you? Hey, nice high school uniform, okay? okay, okay, these four, okay, one more, we got one more, one more, here we go, here we go, oh man, guys, it's G to jump on us when we get out of here, what's your name?

My name is Ben, I'm from New Zealand, okay. You okay, oh they love you B, yeah we heard about Seth mcf's sheep movie so we came here to see it, look he's so on his side now let him talk, yeah okay, okay B, start your story okay so a couple years ago my Grandpa had an eye infection and he asked me to give him eye drops so I grabbed them off the top of the refrigerator and put in about six or seven drops. I looked down and realized they had turned into eye drops that were super glue.

It took them approximately 6 hours to operate. spread your eyelids yes, um, yes, now he sleeps with one eye open, it's good, it's a good story, but he should be punished. How slow does this go? If I went to the chair, like no, he just leaves, he's a hairdresser, he's a hairdresser. Well done everyone. This is an H address, thanks to my guest tonight Cold Play. All mcaren sise Sten Emily BL and Mr. Tom Cruz will be joining me next week when my gu will include singer and Sheron actor Michael Sheen and Avenger star Mark Ruffalo. See you later, good night. every goodbye