Seth Macfarlane Is The Funniest Man Alive

Now it's not a drunk tattoo, get me tattoos. I have a very detailed representation of the Battle of Hastings in my inner being. Just grab your friend Thunder and say these magic words. You, Thunder, can you, Mike, you can't catch me, are you afraid? I swear because he led me to where I am tonight. Okay, you're doing good, buddy. You're doing it right. You're very nice so far. Keep it up. Don't look at the lady in the front row with the big tits. She is fine. Focus in. the monologue you'll be fine oh you're doing the vocals you drag your tail I got this not beeping it's very yeah look I'm going to save the mother who makes your beeping saying yes I'm fine cool I'm curious who will do it They'll confuse you with uh, you know, I think that they will confuse me with Chris Rock.

If anyone, what would Stewie say about you as a host? Who the hell do you think you are if you don't let the girl go? I'll track them all down. Well, we'll find you. Well, we'll kill you. Check out FoxNews. A Million Ways to Die in the West is the most sexist racist film in a decade. Approved and you should be prepared for the The power of your charisma is like being prepared because you know it's overwhelming and they introduced it to me and they said, Mr. President, this is Seth MacFarlane, he does a show called Family Guy and Clinton says yes, I've never seen the show, but I hear it's good, it's a good show, from what I heard, I'll tell you what I love.

It's just that Grey's Anatomy responded I'm overwhelmed right now naked I mean every joke we tell you you know it's like hey Donald Trump you know I don't know what the hell that joke was when he has sex he closes his eyes and imagines himself masturbating and I look at that joke and every time I look at Trump's space you're like Brian yes sir which I'm very grateful for hmmm why would you object to having sex with Meg because Gillian is hot and Meg looks like a complete dumpster fire what is it your age one what wouldn't that say wonderful rooms wouldn't that make you technically prepubescent my friend?

I've had erections that will blow your mind is absolute this is this is very exciting to be here on live A&E with about a billion people watching something else when he used you so you practice on these two 90 year old men. Is there anything they told you that you remember as helping you? They said they were still having sex. I remember that, I really do, scrag Maura. we share an interest we are both pilots yes yes sir in a lot too me too what do you fly single engine earth holy smoke and a vagina look III I call commerce I am you know I am like the old man - timely boxing version of a boy who likes sex , you know, all interested parties can be here.

I am happiness against whoever and you also understand a great champion of homosexuals, right, yes, listen, they are not a game. I like a good butt as much as next 21st Century said yes, but reminded me that we had made a joke about Family Guy where he was, we didn't remember that I had forgotten and while he was Liam Neeson, I know his middle name, but that's what which stands for the F. I don't win many awards, so this will be seen right next to my 1988 football participation trophy. The word genius gets used a lot, which is good because otherwise I probably wouldn't get these free copies that I have.

I don't have one and look at this. I'm being completely serious. I'm not even kidding. No, you'll sit down tonight and take a good look. I've seen it hundreds of times. I think that's the last thing I want to do. It's looking at it, no, I mean I want to put it on the shelf, you know, next to the vote, and see how clean and neat it looks, let's put this in perspective, being called a genius in Hollywood is like being called thin like that. Disneyland, this is not it, this is not it, but I am very proud of the fact that I can understand you, not everyone can know that pride is a sin, my friend, what is your question?

I'll do the Liam Neeson commentary from the EPK because I love it, yeah. I don't know why his name is clinch, he's kind, he's originally from Ireland, whose real name was probably Trevor McBrain. Sometimes I have a kind of linguistic boner, really it's the idea of ​​where, what they can do and what you can do with words. and what words tie together over almost 20 years of being successful in having a McFarland verse and more, you know, 20-something Emmy Awards for Family Guy, what are some of your poems? 2023, actually, let's go with that, yes, really, in the decision to put Liam Neeson.

In this comedy he says wow, thank you, how did you propose to him to join the cast? How did I propose an interesting grammar? Maggie, yes, it's all true, everything you've heard, yes, that thing. Oh, right, and it would be awesome if Stewie and Ted met. They say to each other why you can say the f-word and we can't, we're a movie and you're an atheist. I am, yes, and what do you think of the fact that it seems to be a movement? That's gaining credibility lately. I think it's time to thank the folks at Fox who years ago took a chance on a quirky little animated show about a clumsy dad and his family, which I watched and then created Family Guy, let's not forget that either. that I'm being declared a genius on the network that airs Duck Dynasty, this is a show, a show whose cast members believe hurricanes are caused by gay marriage.

I hope and I want to thank the broadcast critics for everything they have given me, all of that. great criticism over the years and this trophy you are like a repentant abusive father you have said on occasion that you love God because he said deliciously evil mm he is a bastard he is an evil bastard the things he does let me tell you I read the Old Testament, yeah, good law, there's some things in there, every joke that we tell you, you know, it's like, hey, Donald Trump, you know, I don't know what the hell that joke was, when he has sex, he closes his eyes and imagines drinking and I look at that joke and every time I look at Trump's space you're like the first Family Guy script, someone that easy.

I literally took the opportunity to check my messages. Did you really like it? I'm literally doing an interview and you did it. well no it's a habit you can't just do a hand no it's not there it'll just take a second you pick up the phone and say well I could do those other things yeah yeah you look like a guy who would be Okay, okay, okay, this is going to be a great Christmas toy this year, you can buy the bear, you can buy Ted, but what I like the most is that I noticed it has an R-rated tag, right, it's so real .

I love it. a kid hugging an R-rated teddy bear and then just saying, yeah, making comics for a local newspaper. He was 10 years old and I received a letter from a priest. Wait a second. Wait, a lot of beautiful women here tonight, a lot of beautiful women. and for those of you who got sick two weeks ago to receive your greeting, this is the story of a man fighting to get back his wife who has been subjected to unthinkable violence or, as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a movie dating and how great Jessica Chastain was in zero dark thirty playing a woman who spends almost 12 years following Osama bin Laden 12 years the film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman's innate ability to never let anything go. how about Ben Affleck Argo the first time I saw him with all that dark facial hair.

I thought, my God, the Kardashians had finally made the leap into movies at age 9. Levin Jenna Wallace is the youngest Best Actress nominee ever, giving me an idea of ​​how young she is, she'll be 16. before she's too old for Clooney of our next two hosts, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer, let's welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston.