Schlatt's Cereal Tier List

Today is the day I'm going to rank every grain known to man and make no mistake, this

list

will bother you for a second. Inside this box are literally every

cereal

I know, yes I may have missed some but these are the majority. I'm a big

cereal

guy, they call me Mr. Cereal, everyone in my family loves it, we'll be sitting there shoving whole handfuls into our mouths like nothing bad is happening, so here's the

tier

list

we're going to rank. them from s to f s being the best f being the worst and we're going to piss off some people in the process so let's start cheerios, this is a very, very harmless cereal, no one has bad memories with cheerios and that's why I think it's a line of easy base, like middle of the road, you judge all other cereals based on this one and I also feel like it's pretty healthy because there's a heart on the front. easy and decent cereal, let's put this one at a very fair price c darling cheerios, the best installment of the cheerios franchise by far, it's sweet, but not so sweet to the point that you feel bad if you eat too many of them.

I like the mascot, he is a bee. Bees are in danger of extinction. You feel sorry for this cereal. It's a solid bee, apple, cinnamon, they're not bad, but I don't consider them good either. I feel like Cheerios are at their best when they're honey, nutty, or regular, it's like I don't know why I would do that. You don't just eat Apple Jacks, it's okay to eat frozen Cheerios. It's at this point in the Cheerios franchise that uh Cheerio starts to piss me off. Cheerios just need to stay in their lane if you want to make a sugary cereal, be my guest, but don't do it. call it cheerios and put them in a heart shaped bowl, that's just false.

I'm not a fan of frozen cheerios, I think this is a d, but this is not where my frustration with cheerios ends because chocolate cheerios exist. I can't put it any other way, chocolate. Cheerios suck, never once in my life have I eaten a plate of this stuff and thought wow, I really like the choices I make, they always taste stale, strangely warm, also listen to cheerios, you're a boring brand, keep making boring cereals, chocolate cheerios e. I don't like them at all, moving on from Cheerios lucky charms, this is a fantastic, fantastic cereal, you know, they say you have to have low times in life to really appreciate the ups and downs, and lucky charms are just the perfect embodiment of that, you know. you have the brown pieces that are objectively the lowest because they stink, but then you get the marshmallows and that totally makes up for it.

Sometimes I buy a bowl of lucky charms and try to get all the brown pieces out first. only for the last spoonful to be filled with marshmallows and milk oh my god I love it lucky boy you got my vote you're okay reese's puffs or what you would call it reese's puffs look let's stop pretending this isn't candy. for breakfast, this is a sweet, they are sweet, Reese's puffs are sweet and every time I eat a bowl of these in the morning I feel like this is not a cereal that you eat in the morning, this is a cereal that you eat Take it out of the bag around 11 p.m. a school night that's where it shines too those commercials are ingrained in my head r double e s e s b a la u double ff s this is c okay let's do Captain Crunch now in its essence, I think the original Captain Crunch, the red is very, very solid. the cereal captain is also quite spicy.

He would let him crunch. He ties me up any day of the week. Captain Crunch b. Peanut butter crunch. This is how to make peanut butter cereal. Reese's Snacks. Take notes. I don't need to get diabetes just because I want to. a good cereal peanut butter crunchy crunchy berries jesus christ this cereal is immaculate wet or dry this cereal slaps captain crunchy crunchy berries is the first baby god i love this was fun it was fun we had a good time with captain crunchy crunchy berries this is with what I have a problem Oops, all the berries, are you kidding me?

Oops, all berries, berries are good, but this came out in 1997. Captain, you've had 30 years to right a wrong, why does it keep going? Oops, this wasn't a mistake, captain. I know exactly what you did, okay, let's move on to the next franchise. Rice Krispies Rice Krispies are a classic and similar to Cheerios. I think it's a decent cereal. You know, it sizzles when you put the milk in a fun trick. I understand it, but. this is a boring cereal rice krispies look now i'm getting mad again crunchy ice creams what are you doing buddy you already have frozen flakes kellogg's already has frozen flakes why do you need crunchy ice creams again like the cereal isn't bad its just the idea behind it If you're going to make a sugary cereal, do it but don't put these very crunchy icy pricks in it.

Here we go again, crunchy coconut, it's the same thing. I don't even know, I don't even know. I know I don't even need to open the box. Look, let's continue with the chocolate cereals I crave. I love longing. Okay, but it's like Reese's snacks. This is a cereal you can't eat and then feel good about yourself. Later, the longing is. It is not a cereal that you eat when you want to have a productive day, it is simply not because it is a sweet, that said, it is good, I put the desire in b, in addition, it is one of the cereals with the best flavor when it is left to rest in milk for about 15 minutes, like a crispy cookie.

I'm going to get a lot for this I just don't like it that's all I just don't think it tastes good I think the crunchy cookies will be eaten if you want cookies for breakfast eat them don't be a and eat crunchy cookies. eat real cookies or eat these oreos. I have very few words to say about Oreos or, other than the fact that I simply don't see a reason why the cereal needs to taste so good, it's delicious, I prefer this to actual Oreos. I've been a little more creative with the name, but hey, it gets the job done.

Oreo O's emphatic. I'm terrified of looking at the nutrition label. Okay, cocoa buns. No, I don't hate cocoa buns. I just think they are a little. too much, you pour these puppies into a bowl, you put some milk in there, you're drinking nesquik in five seconds, I give it a c, I would suggest craving or cocoa pebbles, okay here we go, cocoa pebbles are the good version of coco crispies b fruity pebbles fruity pebbles are the good version of cheats, I said it, I don't like cheats, which brings me to cheats, cheats are the shitty version of fruity pebbles, you want a cereal with fruit , go with the fruity pebbles, this stupid mascot that is. like the dollar store version of coconut puffs, kelly rabbit tricks are for kids exactly because kids don't know what good cereal tastes like frozen flakes, this is another one i don't understand, Kellogg's literally took a cereal that already Le He had added more sugar, given her a pet tiger, and thought they could get away with it.

The cereal is disappointingly dry and just bad when wet. Also, Kellogg's I don't think we missed that commercial where Tony was complicit in police brutality. flakes not a fan finally something good cinnamon toast crunch cinnamon toast crunch is one of the few cereals that has a lot of marketing money behind it and actually tastes good when you leave them in milk for too long they become a Bit soggy, but even then I'm not too bothered to eat them, the only reason I put them in b is because there is a better version of crispy french toast available.

I ate the entire box and thought I could get away with opening it and waiting for the rest. cereal to get there uh, I couldn't, I ate it all. I am a fan of maple syrup cereals, this cereal is egg over easy but it gets better omg eggo cereal, this is another maple syrup flavored cereal that is just delicious. the smell of it is just oh my gosh it smells so good since crispy waffles decided to go away. I have been looking for a cereal that could rival it and this is the cereal that I will always choose pancakes and waffles over the cereal that I always carry. up in the maple syrup, that natural maple syrup from Vermont, wherever this is the best option, probably my favorite grain of all time, wheats.

Look, I'm going to be completely honest with you, I've never tried wheats, but I know. These taste disgusting, I'm not even going to open the box, I hate tennis, man, we're good, okay, wheats. If we have cornflakes then the big brother of frosted flakes and the better version of wheats, I haven't tried them but I think. I'm right, they are very easy to chew, they don't taste like anything so you don't have to worry about growing, but even holding this box makes me feel bored and plus they were made to prevent children from masturbating, so uh, so the cornflakes get a d for dick.

I don't feel special when I eat special k this cereal is a and fortunately they have a chocolate version aptly titled chocolate delight and you know it's packed with chocolate, but you open the box and there is no chocolate in it at all, the cereal gets a lot worse when you realize Note that it's one percent chocolate and 99k, this is a little better than the regular special k, okay, next we have mini frosted wheats, I know it's a boring cereal, but everyone who has ever had it , know the childlike joy that comes over you when you get a mini glazed wheat that has twice as much glaze as the rest of the pieces.

Check this out, most of the pieces look like this. A bit of sugar. It's not very tasty, but then Kellogg comes out with this thing that's covered in sugar. You get those bits every once in a while and that's enough, that's enough to make me happy. I'm a fan of these. I'm putting them in b i. I'm going to review a bunch more cereals as I don't care too much about Apple Jacks. I remember the commercials for this cereal more fondly than the actual taste of Apple Jacks. I do the same with Fruit Loops if I want a cereal with fruits.

I'm going with fruity pebbles too loki toucan sam kind of a pretentious jerk look there's another puppies these were by far the loudest commercials of all time. another c choose kicks, kicks, okay, I think they taste a little better than cheerios, very easy to chew, but again. I'm not too crazy about it, kicks or oatmeal squares. The oatmeal squares are boring, but in a good way, the guy in the front is also quite cute, this is another c. Golden grahams look, I think golden grahams are good, tastes like graham crackers, marshmallows mixed in there I think you have a winner but otherwise I think this is a bee I feel like I remember it as a s'mores cereal with golden grahams but I could be wrong, honey oatmeal, I think honey oatmeal is the best tasting healthy cereal the scoops you get sometimes with really big chunks of granola are always the best.

I'm putting bunches of oats with honey in b. OMG it's really a shame they don't sell or more places where I can. I don't really consider it a healthy cereal, but they always advertise that there is good stuff in the middle, I mean, there are cracks in the middle, okay, this is one of the best tasting cereals I have ever tried. They're always like they're just big, right, the box is huge. They are advertised as the biggest weekend. I don't even know I didn't even plan it. The cereal itself is huge and it's good. I'm giving honeycomb a b get it b what's crispy, that's the question most of you are probably asking yourself right now.

Well, crunchy is one of my favorite cereals, not only because it tastes good, but also because of the tradition behind it, which you can really only buy. This cereal costs like ten dollars a box on Amazon. I have no idea where else to find it. It's in the supermarket once every two years. Why don't they sell it more? Who is this in the front? Why did Quaker give him a speech impediment? making him unable to pronounce cr canonically, revealing that the actual name of the series is actually just clear why the box hasn't changed for 50 years and why no one knows what it is.

I love the quiz. It's good. It's a good cereal. Buy some whispers. and a crunchy is a good cereal, it's basically Captain Crunch on steroids, oh my gosh, count chocula, this is just happiness. General Mills only sells this during Halloween and I'm not lying when I say it's one of the few things I look at. I hope it arrives in October, it's just a better version of lucky charms, who knew replacing the shitty name brand pieces with chocolate pieces would be better. God, I love this Count Dracula. I just realized that Pretty Pebbles has been sitting here the whole time and I already rated it. pretty pebbles b what is that grain, berry, crane, berry with onyx, onyx sorghum, what is gray, is it gray, cereal is gray, well, that's the video, that's my

tier

list of each cereal, I know, I hope you enjoyed it and I hope you agreed because I remember you.

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