Sam Campbell's Epic Debut Appearance! | Best Of Cats Does Countdown Series 24 | Channel 4

because I hadn't brought anything home, including what's your favorite thing about showing up on cown oh, I love coming to the

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. I get to see a lot of old friends. uh, I can see you hanging out with Rachel and Susie and the audience and all the sweet kitties when it comes out. Fabulous answer. My mom keeps telling me. oh Tom, why don't you just keep buying all these LS lamps all the time? You keep buying lamps all the time, why? Do you think you're bloody Blackpool? And I say well, maybe yes. You know Blackpool is the Paris of the north so I have them here to, you know, because I think good lighting is very important because I have to be very careful with bright overhead lighting, if it's too bright it bounces off my head and I look like a billiard ball, so the thing about lighting is that it's very important to me.

I think having dim and dimmer lights, so it

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n't. Not showing my wrinkles as much, I mean, not everyone can afford to be like Jimmy and have wrinkles removed from their face and I have this one here too, so it's nice, you know, I have a nice cozy environment and Sometimes when I'm at home what I like to do with my lamps is turn them on and off very quickly so it's like I'm having a disco in my house so people think I'm having a party when they walk by no They notice I'm on the stairs crying, okay, like working at John Lewis, which is where you belong.

I'd like to be in a department store, actually a floor walker. Oh yeah, you'd scare me if you worked there. I think you'd be thinking that she

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n't have any money. Are you sure you are in the right place? M Yes, that's what you know, the revolving door also rotates outwards. I had that once when I was walking down Sachs in New York, oh yeah, and they looked at me like I was just looking for the bathroom and, to be fair, I was. I'm deciding whether to say this or not so the other day so I walked into Oliver's Bonus oh I love Oliver's Bonus what the hell is that store?

Don't know. I went in there the other day and, well, the thing is, I farted, but it was loud, I'm definitely going to want to. this I think I farted and I was kind of stunned, I was like oh, I heard that, I definitely heard that and then I don't fart loudly in stores, you know, I'm, you know, and then I look and then I look and I I swear to God and all the ones I have the lady tells the other lady I'll go get the spray, I swear to God you're lucky because they have a lot of scented candles there, everything could explode.

One time I was walking by if we're farting, yeah sure, why not? Why not? I was walking through London with my friend and I liked a nasty fart like a hot one and my friend actually said are we near a zoo? Oh, ohine, wow, I find the letter rounds in this show quite difficult, which is a shame because that's a big part of the show. I used my engineering degree and went and built something that would help me find few words. And I built it in the style of something that reminds me of my childhood and makes me feel like Consuelo, something that reminds me of the culture in which I grew up.

This is, uh, Demi, the dim suum vaporizer, and I built it myself to help me find new words and there are still some kinks to work out. exercise, so bear with me. I can see some of your engineering degrees in your hair behind the desk. If your engineering degree could stoop a little, this might be more compelling now. You're going to help me detect some more neutral words today. No, um, maybe not, you are, that's what you're made for to get it right, then fade it a little, fade it a little, yeah, fade it a little, yeah, not now, now, okay, now, come on, Let's give this a girl, okay, Demi, can you find a nine here? letter word for me, yeah, come on, PK, no, well, yeah, I mean, that's definitely there, but it's a little, it's a little bit of a short shrimp, right, yeah, that's one that has one more letter.

I like Pok and PR, yes, I'm sure you do. and I see where this is going, but I need you to find a word that uses all nine letters. Can you do it right? 3 * 100 is 3 00, then you take away the five, no, those are the numbers, sorry, it's useless, absolutely useless, I'll kill. You guys, I'll kill all of you, I'll eat your flesh, I'll chew your bones and turn you into something dark, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll turn Tom into an egg dumpling, hey, I'll turn Jimmy into an egg dumpling. plastic, oh sorry. I'll turn you into a virgin dumpling hey, I do it right, fine, I'll kill them all.

I'm going to kill you all, fuck you all, our editing recording corner is Sam Campbell, there he is, there he is. Hello, Sam Sam Campbell looks very young. I think his catchphrase is Mom, don't come in. I'm just cleaning it up Sam, it's your first time on the show. Thank you very much for inviting me. I have a role in this job. Thank you for this. I'm not going to waste this. opportunity, thank you Jimmy, thank you for taking a chance on me. I'm not the booker of the program, yes, what you just told me is such a beautiful thing.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I would love to dedicate my

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to him. my family this is my family damn this is my extended family for much longer Jimmy I think my engineering degree needs to come out from under the table is your engineering degree still down there? I forgot your engineering degree, big Jim, the West is collapsing. Society is falling, have you noticed they've changed the font on the Weck pack, the family pack, they've changed the font, what's going on, this is the classic, we know, yeah, we love this, suddenly they have a new, is it that cool? distorted font what are they trying to attract teenagers?

Oh man have you seen the new wether b f whoa that's cool? It has a little hose that Lea J has more holes mm m yes M uh W same as W yes w h h I I've counted them all, W 99 or is it a little coincidence, not really when you look at the board, wake up, Jimmy, wake up, let's get to the point. I'm here to talk about brats, what's going on with the name, who. I came up with this name brats brats what would you call them? They are not brats. Do they seem brats to you?

I find them very elegant. I think they are a little sophisticated. I think they look great. Does he seem like a brat to you? Look at these accessories that are not fashion Jimmy, they are good quality things. I won't buy any more STS brat. I'm boycotting the brat and that's not an empty threat. I have the largest collection in the Commonwealth. Keep them in it. bar I won't buy any more until there is a complete rebrand they shouldn't be called brats they should be called the classy sister dynasty am I wrong? And I connect to the Internet.

I love Google Doodles, you know, Google will change the logo the Google logo is so Ubi without them vomiting like a special design if it is a special day this one is for Halloween it has bats a small pumpkin instead of the O and even a castle pretty creepy I design my own every day I wake up what's the theme I'm designing? I present that they have never used one of mine and mine are good mine, what is going on? This is the one they created for Mother's Day. Which doesn't even make sense. Mother's Day. it's just some shoes on the door it looks like maybe it's for national shoes this is Mother's Day we're talking about people mine was much better thank you for this opportunity I know what you're thinking you think I'm sick you think I'm sicker, You think I'm deformed, you're thinking Sigman Freud would have a great time with this guy, uh, you're not wrong, we went to London, or yeah, I haven't had much fun since I became cute. with K Yong my mom wrote that joke Mom with her long tits you guys like this Scottish Paddington they found him on the subway that's why he called the family Paddington they found him at Paddington station that's why his name is that, they're so lucky they didn't I can't find it on DLR and a lot of actors, I mean a lot of actors are doing their own stuns, can you believe it doesn't drive you crazy?

It has to be frustrating for the stunt department. Mention that you are me. I was looking forward to the trick. I've been practicing Hees for the big trick and they're always tricks you never hear about. Oh, I can't wait to see the big movie. apparently Jason Statham did all the catering. apparently Jason Stam did all the catering. apparently Jason Stam. did all the catering Jason Stam did all the catering before we went on, he's not on the show, uh, but he showed up anyway, it's Joe Wilkinson, Joe, what's okay, what's going on? Joe checking yoyo, no, I mean, you have a huge left arm and he left.

Good looking leg, um, yeah, because you've had me on the show for a while. I started a new hobby, I started bodybuilding, um, the left side was happy with it, um, but I got bored, I couldn't be asked to do it. more so yeah, sort of uh it just looks like that now but it's okay still I can't help it but no you have a pretty big hand oh yeah yeah I'm also allergic to almonds but you know it's pretty good though having a um make Jary throw something, but the nice thing about having a huge fist, a big arm and a big leg, it also helps my other hobby, which is, you know, breaking things.

I love breaking things, so it's good for that, you know. you know, that's what keeps me busy, you know, it's like that, so yeah, do you have any other hobbies besides poking holes on the set? because he's an idiot, piss off, I can't make a show, just suck it up, we can, the show is enough without you, piss off, piss off, we're not going to do anything, are you pissed, are you pissed, are you pissed, um, how about are you angry? I'll take a bath later, here we go, I probably should have tried that sooner, nevermind, let's play

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