Ross Nerding Out | Friends

I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for. Well, I didn't finish the whole letter. What I fell asleep. You fell asleep. It was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled for 18 pages back and forth. Oh by the way. your-apostrophe-r-e means it's you means you know I can't believe I even thought about getting back with you, we're done, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing scrabble. with Monica hey I'm sorry I feel bad about all that sleep you're going to miss wishing you were with me oh no don't worry about me falling asleep I still have your letter dr. burke is sexy oh god it's absolutely a museum again.

Oh, you know, Dr. Burke kissed me once when he was seven. I crashed my bike right in front of his house and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here. Oh, you're so lucky. Oh no, well, Australopithecus is not. I was supposed to be at that exhibit no no no no homo habilis was erect the australopithecus was never fully erect well maybe I was nervous okay I'm done with my choices these are final well it's about time yes, very official oh yes, well, you know , Chandler printed it out on his computer and the one who laminated it was me, okay, let me see ah uma thurman winona ryder elizabeth hurley michelle pfeiffer dorothy hamill hey, it's my list, okay honey, do you realize that she just spins like that on infinite electrifying ice, you know there's a Starbucks about three blocks away, it's very inspired, just look at it, look at it, cool, dad, my report cards, hey, look at this, ben, math, science, history, gym, ooh , my rock polisher is Ernst Mulbrat, who was the first to hypothesize that the velociraptor, when threatened, would expand its collar and make a high-pitched noise to scare away its predator, yes Mr.

Lewis, what kind of noise , just a high-pitched, intimidating noise, but how well we are, we don't know for sure, but in my head it sounded something like this. Of course, this is just a guess. Hey, what are you supposed to be? Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik. Well, I'm a potato or a potato and these are my antennae. So Sputnik becomes Spudnik. Spiderman. Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore. Oh, you guys won. I can't believe what I have to do today at work, yes, but Ross, you chose the career of talking about dinosaurs, there are two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus what's wrong that.

Well I just know it's going to be a couple of old windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow pads,

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, well these don't look like suede, it's almost fake midnight, do we really have any other option? Okay, let's do it. Mom and Dad are going to be so quick is when they found the remains of the Mesozoic mastodon they discovered what looked like the remains of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws how did it get there anyway I was looking through it and found scientific oh my god I never I thought I would watch this again.

What's all here. What made you keep it all these years. I guess I thought it was really good and maybe it would be worth something one day. You really thought the science boy was worth saving. Well, yes, but you. You should know that I also have a jar of Vaseline and a cat comes in here. Still this is amazing oh my god thanks Phoebe you're welcome and thanks for the science boy I learned a lot from him you're welcome you can see me. Same as yesterday Same as the day before Is he doing his shark attack part but no, oh wait, there he goes, very funny, Ross, very realistic and funny, okay, crooks, while we're going around on the subject, just I have to say that dinosaurs don't do it.

Don't be rude, little ones, didn't you ever say anything with all the stupid things you tell us about dinosaurs? Okay, no more dinosaur stuff. Can I talk about fossils?