Ricky Gervais Outtakes and Corpsing Compilation

take it in your hand and hold it lightly like this, oh that's okay, first take a deep breath and blow, don't suck and then place your fingers, oh god, just take it in your hand and hold it lightly like that, oh, that's okay, baby, now. First take a deep breath and blow, don't put your finger on it, take a deep breath and blow, don't get soaked and put your finger on the hole. I'm so sorry, okay, in the same place, take a deep breath and blow out. Don't soak it and then put your finger on it to see it coming at me with all that.

I'm a tough bastard. I'd say put the ball back down. Send caregivers home. It's just you and me, skin to skin, naked to the waist. he starts with me I'll destroy him brilliant and again this time I won't laugh exactly the same I won't laugh I promise, he's fine, he starts with me. I lie. I've talked to real SAS people, I mean, they've told me. what does it mean what does it mean super army soldiers it's okay in action and it's okay it's not okay super it's okay ridiculous it's okay this time this time this time it's okay sorry buddy everyone's okay okay what does it mean then, super army soldiers, am I and am I in action?

It actually took too long to start, I was a little screwed, yeah, all set, I told you action, you know what I laughed at? Oh, give him another cup, it's because I don't want to have to keep drinking it, no, give him another cup, I can't. Do that, what are you talking about? I can't have another cup. I'm not going to drink that disgusting thing, but otherwise I have to keep drinking the tea. I have to keep drinking the tea. Haven. Otherwise, I take a small sip of tea. drink it, but what I mean is, I've had about three cups and now I was dressed as a genie for a day, you're like a rat out of a drainpipe, so that's it.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. It was so long I'm sorry, too much fun action, I went to bed with my nose once, God, it's the fact that I have one leg longer than the other, I didn't realize, you didn't realize, I'm sorry, I I feel, is it the leg? Is it the fact that I have one leg shorter than the other? I've realized, yeah, I've realized what you're doing, Rick, I'm just trying not to laugh, is that what they teach you in school? No, no, it's actually a Cantonese word that means. Free spirit Chandor, don't make that face, what face did you make because I really tried with God, he wasn't even making the face, oh okay, look at this, you love this, come look, you write 58 8 on a calculator , put it backwards.

It's funny to put your tits upside down, it's worth it, uh, back up, okay buddy, look, come and look at this, I wrote 5808, okay buddy, check this out, I just wrote, sorry, this is absolutely scandalous guys we are two absolute professionals wait. Christ, okay, okay, dude, just look at this. I just typed in 58,000, uh, eight and, surprisingly, okay, just, uh, okay, man, just look at this. I just wrote, just look at this. Turn it upside down. I just typed 5808. Okay buddy, just check. this, canar, go, okay, friend, look at this. I just wrote 5808, put the tits upside down, let's continue from that 20 million 40 double, so it's more 6 46 3 days 70 5 days the biggest Christmas day.

I know. I'm a nerd I'm just a nerd I've kissed Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore I'm a nerd I've slapped Jennifer Anderson anyway who are you nobody but who nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but who are you okay Who are you okay? Who are you okay? You're aware that I'm gay, not so well, we don't make a song and dance about you, no, no, no, no, it doesn't matter? I don't know very well that you didn't do it and you don't do a song and dance but you don't say oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's not relevant, you know I'm gay, no, because you don't do a song and dance, but you're not quite like that, no, because you don't make a song and dance about it.

You're not now, no, because you don't make a song and dance, you know, oh, hello. CU we don't do a dance song you're not everyone I come on okay okay okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute okay, are you aware that I'm gay, you know that I'm gay why don't you a song and you dance about it you're not you're not everyone look at me what I'm doing this time this time okay come on come on you're aware that I'm gay it's not a problem you're aware that I'm gay you're aware that I'm gay no no because you don't use it on your it's not like you're walking around oh everyone oh look can you guess?

No, no, I can't marry you, why, what, you don't know anything, what do you mean, no, what, I've just been thinking a lot and I just don't think, just wait a second, oh, I've been that lamp For so long I'm bent over not being able to recognize who you are, well, I'll be whoever you want me to be, but you can call me Genie, how does someone as big as you fit in this little lamp? Don't worry. I'm used to getting into tight holes. Can you help us? We are in danger. We hear him say that he wants to catch Aladdin. said we asked we asked 100 people if Les Dennis would ever hang from a bird our survey said we asked 100 people do you want to go out tonight? see Les Dennis in panto our survey said how angry is that oh oh look at this website about me I mean would it have been funny for him to go through customs?

I have nothing to declare except my temper, oh, and this vibrating clamp for pleasure, oh, and this vibrating tongue for butt pleasure, oh, it's that funny, well, again, when you do it, it has a true Su, but it's Sunday so let's keep the butts to a minimum, all our clothes fall off, yes they fall to the floor and she's struggling to put them back on, but before she can put her panties on, they completely fall off . She's struggling to put it back on, but before she can put the panties on, what's yours? Mind me asking, well, it's um uh, what's the best way to explain it, um, you've seen me and the X-Men.

I'm so sorry, Patrick, could I just think about what's coming. I'm so sorry she's struggling to put them back on, but before she can put her nickers on, I'm walking down the street and I see this beautiful girl and I think I'd like to see her. she naked and I'm so sorry F I don't know what I'm going to do I don't know what to do other than leave the scene and let you talk to a teddy bear no, no, you see, I can do other things too, for example, I'm walking in bike in the park and this policewoman says it's okay, she says, uh ah and uh, she's covering up and she's trying to cover herself, but I've seen everything anyway and I get back on my bike and I go across the grass, okay, so that's you going around looking at boobs and stuff, ask me again.

Ask me, okay, and I score the winning goal and they take me to the locker room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice comes in and they close the door instantly I thought I'd gotten away with it. I tried to look over there, well what's up with this? I'm kind of a James Bond figure and I have to go to Iraq to rescue some hostages and I get it. there and they are all women and they are naked because all their clothes have rotted, of course, well, what's up with this? I'm kind of a James Bond figure and I have to go to Iraq to rescue these hostages and I get there and they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have rotted and I rescue them anyway and I put them in the helicopter I rescue them anyway I put them in the helicopter and even though I'm flying the helicopter I can sneak away One look in the mirror and I can see them, you see and uh, and one of them is leaning over, see, ridiculous morning campers, I don't get it, I'm not even looking I don't understand, no, no.

You don't understand, you don't understand. I've been without a man for so long. I don't understand. You do not get it. You do not get it. I've been without a man for so long. I think he would say yes. If I'm not going to get into that, you have my pen, yeah, take it. I don't always see it here. I didn't know we were jerking off. Yes, it's everywhere. Let's go again. I'm so sorry you got a handjob. handjob I have my pen yes take your pen please we have a handjob you have my pen yes I take it well have a handjob right hello I am, we are getting upset, that's me again oh, were you masturbating, we were masturbating before I came in , so you're jerking me off God, I was a second away, I was 1 second away, well I should have locked the door, but I didn't think ahead and the moment took me and I just went towards her, from this is what I'm talking about, we haven't done it.

I talked about this no, I didn't think I had to no, but you can look me in the eyes certainly not, never until today he is a magician, he is fine, you can't learn the words and you will say, speak them as if you were one. You were saying them for the first time and sometimes I don't know who he is talking to. Sometimes women have families. Don't tell me I challenge anyone just sit there pop Knob in F pop men have knobs women have fans a man has a knob pop knob in fanic bastard okay pop knob and F not in your ass Me straight to the camera, What could be more normal? than pushing you into a man's house, okay, keep teasing, okay, cheer up, FL, cock1, cameras, no, come in, hello, hello, what seems to be the problem, oh D, so good, don't close your eyes , close them like it's the most important piece that ever existed, oh. oh, okay, knock knock, come in, hello, hello, what seems to be the problem I said before, I've done it in full, we'll never get it, let's do this, um, under strengths, um, you've done the math, yeah , that's not it.

That's your job, isn't it? That's what you do. Mhm, let's go back to the weaknesses. You've got eczema. Yes, standing. Under weaknesses. You get eczema. I'm on the edge all the time. Do you remember the question? No, it's okay, leave it, come on, let's go, there, oh, it was there, it said family, that must be depressing, you're probably not wondering why I'm so generous with my encouragement, I just trust people and They will be faithful to you. them greatly and they'll be great, very happy now, not looking back, yeah, well, eventually I'll still take and Tim I'll take six, I'll take seven, I'll take eight, I'll take nine, I'll take 10, actually, oh David, hey, I'll take 11, trust, encouragement, reward, I'm going to take 12 after the first start take 13 take 14 okay let's do this take 15 take 16 there's no way that can't be funny to me even though the can says in short it can't be oh god I'm probably wondering why I'm so close I literally don't know what to do you're probably wondering why I encourage you so much we're getting there it takes 18 people you trust and they will be loyal to you treat them a lot more moving a little further each time time 148 take 19 take 20 take 21 take 22 23 24 25 take 25 oh hell come on Martin here we go take 25 how embarrassing here we go cut Jennifer not with you no she's on her way monkey oh no Patrick if you can Don't keep up with that about you, I He looked so intently for a few seconds that you really had to go, okay, you had to go, now he knows what's going to happen.

Should we put him in a better position so we can see his face too? Steve, but you know, we're 30, I'm only 30, what do you have? 309 they're both 30 years old yeah they're both 30 years old like I said you know and I'm saying you know keep your head down and who knows in a few years that's ridiculous and I used to say you keep your head down in a few years you won't be God you should know what you're doing yes, you should know yes, but that's never happened before, okay, just one That's enough, okay, can I ask you okay and I'll never ask you this again? be in the hot spot, keep your head down, yeah, in a few years you could be on the bench, keep your head down and in a few years you'll be on the bench, like me, and who knows, keep your head down, you could be in the hot seat like me, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain and you know what philosopher said Dolly Parton and people say she's just a big pair of tits, oh God.