richard madden being the dinosaur that he is for 11 minutes straight

Hi, I'm Richard Madden, I play a bodyguard in The Bodyguard and I play Icarus, who is the sexiest of the most powerful. I like

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s. That's one way to do it. He's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. His brain is wonderful. I'm serious. He would be great and tell you how brilliant you are, but I take it as a fact, you are a handsome man, thank you, I'm wrong, I'm great, thank you very much, first nomination, thank you. My reaction when I was chosen was quite emotional. and I appreciate that maybe I completely blew it and I'm a little lost now I've shot myself in the foot by

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too ambitious to learn more and to and to I moved on with things and then I got Game of Thrones and that helped change a little things.

I finished filming. I'm going to eat pizza. I'm going to drink beer. And I'm going to grow a beard. Cameron Diaz in The Mask still does it, oh you can sing well and I was like, um, I mean, we did a bunch of different dances, yeah, I try to dance a little bit, um, is it disco, is it mostly ?, yes, I hope that scene is captured. Actually, that's tragic. I went to drama school to learn all these skills and then I thought, "I'm not going to need to sing, so I'm not going to sing in class and I'm not going to dance, so I'll skip it." That one and the only thing that bothers me is fencing classes.

I will not be fencing cut. It's like you need to fence in this. You're going to fight with swords for half your life and now you're singing and dancing. In fact. once I did it, I shot myself in the hand with a very powerful pelican and my mother didn't believe me, I ran to the house and she was holding my hand like that and the blood was running and I said mom. I shot myself and I shot myself and she's watching this she's like Richard I'm not in the mood for this do it and she'll turn right she's like we went to the hospital doing that and then I murdered someone it was good preparation for get into these kinds of really serious adult movies like that, any time you can, I do it, my mom doesn't see any of this constant level of anxiety that you keep on yourself and it becomes destructive, in fact, spoiler alert, I love a good death and 'I've had some really good deaths in my time, I think on Game of Thrones, the red wedding was pretty good, I think it'll be my favorite desk of that type, you know, full of arrows and then you know you get te They stabbed your heart and then cut your head off, I mean they're all fun games, aren't they just covered in fake blood and limbs hanging from the top?

Shaving foam removes fake blood because it stains your skin anyway, where are your avocados good? It was Tyron's first lovemaking scene he ever did and I've done a lot of them before so thank you gay gods, I didn't realize we're gay gods but they've given us that gift, eh, I mean to these. Things are never easy because you're naked in a room with, you know, 30 or 50 people, it's always a little strange, um, come on, come on, and today I tiptoed out to the studio, but I don't know what's going on anymore. about you having to give me a secret ability, well we had about two days of screen tests where we had to try on a lot of different jockstraps, oh actually just to make sure we couldn't see anything through the pants , we did it right.

One day was particularly bad because I think the first approach was to just put a corset on her and lace everything up as much as possible and we had this horrible day where you just tried on different jockstraps. This story is terrible, wow. I'm standing there and you know you're trying out all these different forms of jocks on your crotch cameras and illuminating your crotch and you know you've got Kenneth Branagh in there and Sandy Powell has three Oscars, she's no better, she knows better than me. do about what's going on here, I don't know if not knowing what's going on makes something brilliant, but if it does, then you know and we're all standing around and I just stand around and they discuss what's going on and I No.

I don't know, this is and then, and then, and then everyone turns around to argue and Sandy just stands there looking at my crotch and I was like Sandy and she looks up and I have tears crying in my head and just sobbing really hard like that. I'm going to get sick, can I please take this off? It's not really a romantic comedy, it's a tragedy. I take that back covered in fake blood. It looks like I just murdered someone and got on a flight that I had, in fact, taken. If I hadn't been murdered, your brain separates from the bottom of your skull for a second and then comes back, rhys thomas went through the bushes to do some rough business, we're going to find out, we're going to report it, hey, reese, hey. . compete with any guy there, random thought, but I'd let Jon Snow take me out of my mouth and steal Stark from behind, even if they don't shower, I don't, I just look like a potato for most of my youth, really , Yeah.

It's a big potato, a big potato, really a pleasure, it's really amazing and it leaves me speechless, I'm excited, let's hope we don't cry today, it's something that happens and you should be careful, everyone go see Cinderella because ninety percent of the The movie is just Richard Madden's bulge and butt, it was huge and heavy and really impractical and man it's worth it and that's a fact it has nothing to do with the pretty girl in the blue dress and I'm walking like if they didn't tell me. don't tell me something exhausted we want a speech also merry christmas everyone my favorite movie growing up and it's still Jurassic Park it's going to be Jurassic Park I'll never change the Jurassic Parks channel and how is it twice a year.

Try to see it at least twice a year. It's my choice when I was a kid. I went to the cinema and filmed it several times. It's a perfect movie, like every piece of merchandise you can get related to the gymnastics part. I still love you. I know the T-Rex came out of the compound and the kids got crushed in the mud and I want to say that was a great movie. My mom and dad's house is still filled with Jurassic Park mugs and boxes, lunch boxes and backpacks. Well, that was a really entertaining part. jurassic park jurassic park park i like

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richard

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existing is the first trap is that a genre of music or a thirst trap i'm going to take it as a good thing my life is bright i'm just getting colder and wetter and stickier inside we use babies it was 10 years ago yeah that's why you go to class stay in school number one I got very hysterical and had a lot of anxiety and adrenaline I had to try to recover before I um I went back to work, I just had to clench my fists because I didn't have many words.

She says it's some kind of romantic comedy, but not really, but because at the end she dies in a horrible way because of the bees, right? My Head Hurts Richard Madden could run me over with a bus and I'd still suck that cock, in that order, so I think it's an omen to see your unborn child murdered and then your wife slowly dying in your arms. It's not a comedy. Romantic comedies that anyone would really enjoy if I were poor and had a demon baby. I don't think Santa Claus is that bad. It's her? I'm worried about you.

Sean Connery would be a great godmother, wouldn't he be a godfather? I guess I'm serious. He would be fine, don't you like sports? be fair and you're just trying to control the horses and there's a part of you that's trying to say the horses the horses no the horses I'm not seven years old um I think it was actually like a dance because you kind of go first. one hits here like this and then you have one there until you like that, but then you have one on your legs, so it's like some kind of strange puppet that goes with these beautiful tight suits crossed with the big Cuban heel and you feel like you feel good with them

richard

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's jaw gives me man erections horrible images in my head it's just not nasty space you know i used to say i hated chest hair and facial hair and stuff like that and then i saw it went crazy and it was an experience that changed my life, but did they have crossbows on fire after seeing they were here?

My mom and dad flew from Scotland. Are you kidding. Oh, I'm excited. Oh, she does. he loves it, it's his favorite joke because my father's name is also Richard, yes, which translates to big penis and small penis playing with the audience like that, or yes, I'm going to prepare something and four hours later we leave. go somewhere else if we love that, yeah, so what would be your response to the mclaugh gun, my glock, the close range firearm of choice for the specialist protection officer? Oh, yes, of course, I could swear you said no, my glock, sir, and that's what we have.

Until the end of this horrible bucket, stark white jeans were a mistake I won't make again. White, blood, sex and violence. Thanks for that. I tried so hard with these things. I am not what is in today's episode. Thank you so much. many good night you