RICH STUDENT vs BROKE STUDENT!

today we are in the beautiful classroom and you know there is a child who just has it all and is generally annoying, well today that is what this classroom video is about, put on your seat belts, click the red button subscription and let's get into it, friend. This bike sucks I have a flat tire I'm missing a pedal how am I moving now? This bike sucks being late to class are you okay? I was about to go to class the electric bike is too small bro I tried to pop a wheelie I fell help me let's go to class okay we're both playing come on come on oh I just got to school on the nondescript mobile I have my backpack and my keys not even late another day of school I bought you an apple teacher wow, wait, wait, wait, don't eat the core here, you can have it too.

Thanks, hey, good morning, I made it to class. I was going to give this to my girlfriend, but we

broke

up this morning, but here these are for you too. there's another one there's two there you have it thank you wow this is amazing I'm sorry I'm allergic to apples, flowers, balloons, neon guava, I took the wrong one, it was supposed to be strawberry, it's okay, it would have been better , but you already know. I really appreciate what we are learning today. I hadn't really thought about it. It's going to be very difficult to concentrate with all these gifts.

Well, for my book report I'm going to review the captain's underwear in full color. Well, here's my summary, George, from fourth grade. Bearded guys are a couple of fast clowns, the only thing they like more than playing classic pranks is creating their own quotes, you know, just throw them into their story hey, let me introduce you to mine, okay that sucks, what do you want say with the wrong book report? You read the back of the book, how did you find out what you suspect? I wrote a book that we are going to start with, the second half, the pirate captain lock john silver has a treasure on the island and he also has a pet. parrot that lives on his shoulder what's the name of the parrot you didn't even read the book God, but that's not far from the truth, the men aboard the pirate ship often exchanged their birds, that's it, yes, yes, it's really Lovely I don't want to read the whole thing it's like a powerpoint bro the teacher can read it yeah okay my turn I paid the actors to act out my book report Fiona where are you? there you are, it's Romeo and Juliet oh yes, yes, there is no swamp, you are in a medieval castle times action I am very afraid you are perfectly fine well oh wait wait wait the dragon has already eaten be my no I will save you can you okay open the door no okay and as you can see in my book report I have combined Romeo and Juliet with Rapunzel mixed with Shrek.

I went to class for the first time man these people are slow yeah second in class what's up bro what are you wearing? I wasn't going, buddy, I thought an alien might take me to class. right, why not, I like it, yeah, oh we have that nondescript guy from the varsity team, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was cool to bring an alien to school related to class, but that was an epic entry, Oh, I thought you were going to give me a high five, can I? high five, he just doubled that, you're going to touch me, aren't you, yeah, well, welcome to class, awesome entrance, okay, I'm just going to cross my legs and pretend I didn't see anything, you got my class. flat class I'm going to need you to solve some equations for me okay, who thinks they can solve this one above, that one is easy?

I'm going to mess up one plus two, he's going to mess up questions 12. I see, personally, no I don't love putting one in two together it would be 12 yeah um yeah thanks we'll talk about that later let's move on and who thinks they can do three for five how did you get 12? James, do the next one. proof that this guy was wrong, okay, I got you is that a jumper you have a jumper, I appreciate it, teach, yeah, you got that right, um, well, yeah, that's so big, is the jumper really necessary? ? Who walks nowadays, bro, hey, can I do the?

The next one, yeah, sure, if you want, you have ten divided by two, where did you get that? How awesome, thanks 10 divided by two, that was good bro, dividing it is the hardest problem I'm trying to solve. music of life you're simplifying it a little the funny thing about you I'm going to take my foot out okay for my musical presentation I have a recorder um okay I'll play it again this is nice thank you yes, do you want to listen? a new song no, no, can I continue next, let me play the song, okay, I'm done, can I continue next?

Yes, okay for my musical presentation, I have this, what is it? It looks like something you'd know how to serve soup with. oh yeah, yeah, here we go, stop, so I was just tuning in, it's okay, I'm fine, oh, that's good, there's some Beethoven, no, I can sleep with this, very relaxing, that's it, that's it What I have is good, I like it, thank you, thank you. Thanks, okay, get ready, what's your musical presentation, bro? Well, I don't even have to. You can't beat this bet. How much you want to bet? I bet you that, but okay, bet, yeah, ready, set, okay, you win, yeah.

That was good, know your music. Can you hand me my recorder? No, okay, class, everyone, what's up? I'm looking at you, but thanks for looking at me, so I want to take a break from doing all this, let's take some time to be. creative let's show and tell I'll go first okay I'll go first so my name is Nathan and I love Spiderman so this is my Spiderman motorcycle and uh Spiderman is writing it and then I also have my Spiderman tattoo here , Do you want? any um spiderman tattoos um I'll take one I'll take one here you go forever wow I love spiderman that's awesome I don't want to be next okay cool James what do you have buddy?

Okay, so what I have, I drew this bad boy. my favorite superhero from the dc universe there is no plan to change yes you may have tattoos but you don't have a giant painting of him i will buy it for you how much do those three indescribable spider-man 3 color design pens cost 200? dollars, oh, deal, deal, but after that we're going to get out of here because I'm going to sell that on the Internet, okay, okay, where is, where is the game? No, no, I'm not kidding, where are the games, my spider? senses are tingling oh save the world bro it's that Spider-Man Do you think he's really Spider-Man?

No, I think he was a game friend. Oh, okay, that's some weird fan fiction. He really believes that he is Spider-Man. I really am Spider-Man. yeah, but you have a notebook, bro, you have an indescribable notebook that's even better than a macbook, come on, let's be honest, it's true, is he sleeping? I thought okay, oh, don't forget that part that was important, come on, five more seconds, oh. It's lunch time there. I've been waiting all day. I have some snacks. Yes, it's going to be delicious. Can you calm down? No, I'm snacking trying to enjoy my favorite meal of the day.

School lunch. Yes. School lunch is my favorite meal. of the day, that's fancy, eat some salt, no, I'm fine, this is already high in sodium, yeah, again, you know what, give me some, um, yeah, that's fine, wait, what? did you have a whole container of salt? Oh, I have much more. Are you ready for your meal, sir? Yes, my appetizer is ready sir, if you can have it, thank you. Okay, yes, thank you. Ready for the main course. If we could add a little salt to it, it would be oh yeah, of course, of course, okay. you're just cutting up a whole chicken that was a whole bird oh ah, now we're talking, okay, it's going well, yeah, yeah, season two perfection, this bad boy is roasting for 32 hours, 32 was on low heat Yes, you have to feed it.

To him, right, you're like a chef, yeah, I don't think there's anyone who'll feed me my food, a bad piece, okay, bring that piece right there, yeah, Jesus, bring it back for me, try, It's good, mmm, beautiful, cute, it goes straight through. That bone, take it, try it, mama bird, there you go, mama bird, no, it's all yours, I don't want it all, don't you hire chefs so they can eat your food? I'm not sure, I don't know, I have it. everything backwards is fine look at your desk a bunch of salt is your loss man 30 hours oh I have some in my sunscreens I need to use this I'm sorry are you blowing your nose in my head? yeah, there isn't, I'm sorry, oh, have that back, oh, I mean, now that you like to mention it, I have to blow my nose too, bro, you had tissues all over your heart, you didn't ask now that you mention it, you know , I feel like what is that?

Oh, we have a couple of different flavors, are you going to eat it a little more? You know, I feel like uh, look at the design, today I feel love. I hope so, oh my god, oh man this desk is so small, how did you do it? even get it, oh, it's a folding table, although, oh yeah, do I want to write in this notebook or do I want to write a little bit in this notebook? What does that say? It's rgb you have an rgb desktop I have an rgb desktop I have a yes you have a big desk but there's nothing there, well you don't even have a desk bro no I have a desk but wait it doesn't work forget it bro Don't throw things in my incredibly awesome locker.

I want to see something scientific yes, yes, that's all we're going to do today. Super green green. Oh, that's a nice shade of green. You just turned it green. That's right, brother, it was blue. I'm trying to mine diamonds here. Hey, oh, look. That's not all that, right, that's nonsense, okay, teacher, yes, yes, I talked to him before, you have matches, so it's okay, it's okay, if you want to be impatient, I'm just making that fire of colors ready, okay? I'd have to say I'm impressed, but not that impressed, what do you mean bro, he did the same thing, it's blue, it's blue fire, there's nothing there, I found a diamond long enough, there are other colors like, wait, wait, hey, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, look at this, the wizard man, I need to grab my notebook, oh, there it is, you can sit tactile with yourself, yeah, but look, oh, indescribable, that's good, we have the same notebook, brother, oh yeah, We have it, I think mine is there too, wait. the ones who can talk maybe we like the triplets yeah they're like they're soft and all the pages I tore all my pages oh cute nice locker bro I probably have some dry erase boards guys you like the game, you are triplets, now you have dry erasers from my locker I also need to get up I have nothing I have some of my nondescript stuffed animals there yes what is not that a tap yes we have a top we have a television here oh you have to watch a lot I have a disco ball oh wait pass me the stuffed animal we have these new stickers we just launched www.unspeakable.com I need one of these on my new desk what was it? locker, okay, what did I need here?

That's all. Did you take my stuffed animal? No, you put him there, that's a good place for him. Yes, first, I'm so tired. Oh, this is nice. Do you see this man? No, it's a whole bed. Well, that's his bed, brother. This man took sleep and a glass. on a whole different level, yeah, it's pretty comfortable, let me join in, bro, oh no, oh, you, oh, let me in, oh, whoops, yeah, move, I'm on the edge of the bed.