Reviewing My Old Reviews

it's better than homecoming it's better than homecoming look at this look at this shot this is great it's boring how is it boring? It's not Ragnarok It's not boring It doesn't have a soul What is one of the MCU movies that actually has personality Hello, wait, wait a second, wait a second so as not to be an accomplice, but wait for this look, how gray it is, look what boring, it's shaky cam ass fight scenes. flat color forced emotional moments every shot I see in this in these clips I can criticize I don't even really like where the movie is I don't like it very much but this movie is exciting without soul and 'Everything crazy look at the color this is the only similar shot that I've seen in a Marvel movie there are colors in it okay uh black panther three or four I think I'm going to sit with four four four three is too low three is too low it's not it's not that bad I just don't like this movie It has very little soul It has more soul than shit man ah it's so difficult uh it has more soul Why do we judge things according to the soul?

Mira nominated for best film. In this, it's Attack of the Clones, the ass movie, nominated for best picture, but why did I give it five? Well, you know, that's a little bit close to what I was thinking after this, it was Infinity War, which I did. I reviewed Infinity War before Infinity War arrived. a nine easily an infinite war of nine is so cool it's better than in the game everyone knows that uh okay we're done with the mc oh god ah man the wasp I thought we were free ant-man and the wasp now this is another reason why I wanted to do this Ant-Man in the Wasp stream five out of ten huh, it's a two this movie is a two this movie is bad this movie is dumb this movie is boring this movie is too long this movie isn't funny the The only reason it's not one is because it's not the most useless movie I've ever seen.

I have to hate something for it to be one. I forgot everything about this movie and that's probably why it's a two that's probably why it was saved from being one it's a two why I gave it a five oh my god Jesus Christ anyway uh oh boy was I dreading this I always have liked these movies, come on, let's start with I have always liked these movies. People say I don't like them. They are not genuine. Worse than you remember doesn't mean bad. Well, in this video I was joking. Well, I don't like Spider-Man 1. To some extent, I'm going to stick with the fact that I don't think Spider-Man One has aged very well, it's iconic, it's iconic and it's a nostalgic comedy, I give this a six out of ten. , but as a comedy, ten around the world. board, you know, it's weird, actually I think I keep it, I keep it the same.

I was joking, I was mainly joking about Spider-Man 2. Spider-Man 2 is pretty good, I guess I wasn't clear enough, 7 out of 10. seven out of ten that I watch, I watch this, people say I hate this movie, people say i hate despite the raimi trilogy watch this and say how can you watch this and then get in the comments and say how dare you? I hate this movie come on I didn't even know this was here I'll take it back I'll keep it the same this is the same seven out of ten yeah I was being fair I was being perfectly fair some of my points I may not have been accurate but my Final score remains the same.

Spider-Man three four. I think I'll give this one a higher score. I really like Spider-Man 3. I think Spider-Man 3 is my favorite. You don't understand me, I can really appreciate a shitty movie. Any of my close friends knows that my favorite thing in the world is a shitty movie. Every time my friends come over, we put on the worst movie we can find and watch it. and we love it and this is that kind of movie, if we leave out any entertainment you might get from this movie and just rate it based on what the movie is actually like, it's a three four is too generous, no I don't know why I gave it a four, it's a three, but based on my personal enjoyment, this is like a 9 or a 10.

Just based on a curious factor, pretty good, 5 out of 10. Which this is a 3. Let's be clear. It's a three out of ten movie and then The Amazing Spider-Man Two is a two, what would I give it? Yes, yes, it's a two. Spider-Man ps4. Another video game review when I give it eight out of ten. Yes, eight out of ten. that's normal, normal, good score, I really like this game, venom, venom, yeah, I think it's three, three or four, I'll leave it as three, whatever, I think venom is definitely a cape, like it's definitely I was going to make a worse superhero movie video.

At that, uh, it's not good, but it's funny, it's a fun movie. I went to see this movie several times with people who hadn't seen it just so we could laugh at it. Axum oh axum Axum is a 10. Ironically, this movie is a masterpiece. I've never really seen anything like it, so objectively it doesn't get a score because it's not really a movie, it feels like a student video. I reviewed this, why did I review this? I don't remember this movie, seven out of ten why. Did I give this a seven? I guess I'll say five.

I guess by my own rules it has to be a five. I like Halloween. I really like the Halloween series. I'm getting too distracted. This is taking too long. I'm getting tired, okay, I'm going to come out with this right now. I was high when I made this Spider versus 10. Spider versus one of my favorite movies of all time, every time I watch it I like it more if I could give it an 11 I would give it an 11. I don't know why I gave it a 9. Spider -verse is good, Bird Box, did I get Bird Box?

I got it? Oh, this is when I hated Aquaman. which is definitely better than aquaman okay bye bye marky from the past you're a fool i've never been more wrong in my life yeah i'm going to take the lead on this you know people like to say that human beings don't change that's fake we're always growing we're always we're always becoming our best selves my character development is this movie isn't good and Aquaman is oh Kingdom Hearts three so uh yeah I don't know I guess nine out of ten, it sucks, yeah, a little nonsense, a little nonsense, a little joke, we were Japan with this, uh, Kingdom Hearts, three is a three, I don't like this game, it's bad.

I would say this game is bad. I didn't play the DLC. I won't play the DLC. This game is bad. Three is our comfort score now. Hey? I'm just missing the bad mood. Lead a battle angel. This is rare. one so elita elite is strange for me because I think this is one of the movies that I have rewatched the most of all the ones I put on, I put elita in the background while I do other things like I will be cleaning the house I will wear a lida um I think it's a seven I just like this movie I really like it I wish there was a sequel because I like it it's just not just a fun movie it's like a fun little action movie I recommend it oh wow okay this is another one in which I was the inspiration for this transmission.

I rewatched this movie and it's so bland and I know, I remember I don't read comments very often, but I read comments from people like what were you thinking with this score? And I thought about it even afterwards, right after I posted this video. I wonder, yeah, what was I thinking? Oh, I still said it was better than Aquaman. Hey? I'll be taking this list I keep my keep my keep my I'm fine if I'm wrong about something I'll deal with it seven out of ten even better than aquaman this is fake I was wrong right and I've grown more powerful everything in this video is wrong and that's why that we're here today okay, that's why we're here for fantastic beasts two crimes of grindelwald is really bad what would i give it three? wow it's a two it's a two it's not a one because it's still really I still thought this movie was hilarious uh this is a joke review shazam I don't remember shazam I only saw it once I remember I really liked it I don't think I can thank you for the koshy tone for the sub I don't think I can do this one because I don't remember it and I think if I see it again it would go down or stay the same.

I don't see it going to eight, you know? I'll leave it at seven. End of the game. I didn't mark the end of the game. I just said it's good and I think it's fair. I really like the ending of the game, but it doesn't really feel like a movie. You know, I don't feel fair. Rate it as a movie because it doesn't feel like a movie, you know you can't see the endgame on its own and you don't know anything about the other movies, like would you rate the end of the lost series and not the rest? about the show no yeah I'm not going to give it a rating I'm still not going to do that it's just good I still liked it Infinity War is better and that's why I can rate it because it's a movie you can show people .

Infinity War and be like it's a superhero movie, don't worry, let's have fun and they'll be like, "Okay, let's go to another kids movie." It doesn't really make sense to me. I just saw this again. In fact, I just watched Detective Pikachu the other day. It actually sucks, but it has to be great, no, it's a Pokémon movie, like no, I don't care if it's good or bad, I'm not going to give it a rating, it's a Pokémon movie, game of thrones. of thrones i gave game of thrones a numerical score i don't think i did it i think i just talked about it yeah game of thrones is like a whole now here's something difficult game of thrones like the first seasons are really good like eights and dozens, you know, and then it gets bad, so correctly classifying the entire show is difficult, but the thing is, I'm going to put this into consideration.

I can't go back and watch any episode of Game of Thrones again. Since last season's ending is so bad that it ruins the rest of the show, it literally makes it unwatchable, so I guess with that in mind, the fact that I can't, the whole show is ruined, I'll have to compose music. the whole show I'm going to give it a four the whole show is a four oh sorry story four what when did I review this when did I review Toy Story 4 why did I review Toy Story 4? Do you really know that sometimes we YouTubers really need content? let me tell you, okay, sometimes you have a slow month at work, you have to post a video.

I guess I reviewed Toy Story 4. I don't remember. I don't remember anything that happens in this movie. I'm not going to correct this score. I gave him a sticker. I gave him one. From home I would now be inclined to say that I was a bit enthusiastic about this review. I was a little too excited. However, I still like being away from home. I still like it a lot. I gave it an 8.5. I think I'll give it a seven. it's funny actually it's a wonder movie that I remember fondly uh fast and furious so fast and furious I'm going to do a lightning round fast and furious one five out of ten fast and furious two three out of ten fast and furious three three is a three no I like it I don't like Tokyo just four is a four five is a nine six and seven are tied for me those are seven eight is a nine I also really like eight Now, this is all you have to keep in mind, like movies Real, they all go down like three points, but as Fast and Furious movies compared to each other, those are the official ratings and hobbs and pops in two, I hate that movie.

It's not fun at all, which is disappointing. I really like it. I really wanted to see that, but it sucked. It has an extended cameo by Kevin Hart. I sit in a fart can all day. That's what I'm dealing with. an occasional terrace and a lot of recycled ass has an extended cameo by ryan reynolds real talk can you believe the game of thrones ends and they're both dangerously unfunny there's something about the rock this is my review of dwayne the rock johnson no? one asked about The Rock and thinks he's a lot funnier than he is and every time there's a funny scene with him in a movie, isn't it funny, he's better than Vin Diesel, yes, in fact, he's a more entertaining actor than Vin Diesel. but in these movies vin diesel carries them because he takes himself very seriously and doesn't try to be funny, it's quite the opposite, it's like they are yin and yang, they are completely different individuals but they are also the same, they are two sides of the same coin, but anyway that's something I've noticed.

Oh, and now we're at the worst superhero movies ever made. Now we're going to start getting into the realm of scores that haven't changed much because I think they're pretty recent. this is accurate, I can actually enjoy this movie, I can watch it and enjoy it a little bit, chapter two, wow, what is it, it's a two, you know what I'm going to be really mean about this one, chapter two, also did the same. Where I really liked the first one, this made it worse. I won't do it. I don't enjoy the first one as much anymore because I have nothing to look forward to.

The second half of the story is so stupid. butchers the first movie is a two it's a two it's chapter one it's a seven for me I think that movie is fun it's a cute little movie the tall girl is a 10 obviously joker wild card this is another score that I was a little generous with but I am None of the people who have gone back and said this movie. I still think it's a pretty good movie, but it's going down a lot. I'll give it a seven now. The thing is, I hadn't seen a taxi driver in a long time.

For a long time, like more than 10 years, I went back and saw theTaxi Driver after doing this review and I thought, yeah, Taxi Driver is just a better version of this. I still think the wild card is fine. the movie is a well made movie fan the soundtrack is fantastic lighthouse this is the first 10 I gave on the channel people thought I didn't give tens I just don't give tens as if I hadn't given attend nothing that I I've already reviewed it, you know, but the lighthouse remains at a 10. This deserves a 10. It stays at a 10.

I don't think the witch is better, in fact, I think the witch is a 9. We are getting into the meat again. The multi-part videos absolutely back this up. This is my favorite movie of all time. That will never change. It will always be a 10. I will be 200 years old sitting on my deathbed and the last words I will say. let's say it will be a new hope it's a ten out of ten ten I gave that one at ten uh I come and go in the empire like every week it's like I go back in nine and ten eight nine and ten in the empire all the time oh yeah, give back the jedi, I don't like it, give back the jedi, I've never liked it, give back the jedi, six out of ten, 5 out of 10.

I give it a five, I don't remember what I gave these, that's something I talked about . It's very, very good, three, eh, seems fair. I think this is worse than the other two prequels. I think this is the worst Star Wars movie. It is very close to the clone attack, although only the clone attack is not so close. boring but they are very comparable both are dogs saying that one is worse or better than the other is minimal it doesn't matter revenge of the sith is not as bad as them but it is still bad the revenge of this is better than the three sequels okay I mean, if you're like an idiot, I guess I gave it a five, no, it's a four, next up I have a particular change to make on this one, I like the force awakens, I still like it, I think it's a seven or an eight, where is it?

I really talk about that a lot. I think it's the best prequel. I mean the sequel. Sequel movie. I think it's the best. It's a little embarrassing. It has some embarrassing things. It's too long once. they go to once they go to the ice planet that's where it starts to start to feel a little I wish things would move forward I wish this would end soon seven okay, strangely I like the rogue some days and I don't I don't like it other days I think I'm in the mood I like now. I'm going to leave it.

I'll leave it at six for now, but sometimes it might go down to five. Just I like it. I will put it. ignore it for the first hour and then come back and say, oh, the good thing has begun, you know, my star wars, my star wars scores change like the tide. I watch all these movies, even if I don't like them, I put them on. because I like bad movies and good movies and star wars has bad and good movies if I'm in the mood to see a bad movie I put on a bad movie star war if I'm in the mood to see a good movie put on a good star war, the last jedi, Oddly enough, I think The Last Jedi goes down a notch.

I like the last jedi going down to a six it's going down to a six because I feel like right now I feel the same way about the last jedi as I am with Rogue One and again this will change tomorrow the last jedi will probably be an eight for me some days and a six for me other days, but the fact is that Rizza Skywalker takes all of these movies down a notch, it's the same thing. like game of thrones for me he does them all it's so bad it makes the rest annoying it's just an eight I love it it's just ugly I lit this shot I lit the supposed one I had to light some of these for the video because the the movie is so dark look at this what's going on in this I don't even remember what scene this is I've seen this movie like hundreds of times I don't even know what scene this is I open it pauses at a random part sometimes I don't even know what the movie looks like doo doo it's like the ugliest movie of all time no sorry i like this movie forever no i wish he wasn't in it i wish this dude wasn't in this movie this isn't even better but what is this look how dark it is unacceptable you can't even tell who is in this shot ryze skywalker now I almost don't want to make this one because I plan to make a Rise of Skywalker video one day.

You'll realize why it sucks. You will definitely get one and I saw it. I only had it when I made this. It was right after I did it. Right after it came out. I only saw it. once once or twice maybe I don't remember I don't remember what I gave it I gave it a six interesting it's not a six it's definitely less than six it's definitely less than five it's less than four we're I'll have to come back to this one day. I wanted to make a video about this in January of last year for almost a year.

For more than a year. I've been putting off making my Raza Skywalker video because I don't want to. to watch it again I don't want to watch it but one day I will and when that day comes you will receive a video, let's move on to birds of prey, so I just watched this, I just watched it again and I liked it less. not bad not good she's a five catwoman catwoman is so funny I'll keep her at three she gets all those points for being funny ah could be two it's a two it's a two it's a two it's a two it's a two it's absolutely a two, I haven't been doing picture shows, uh, movies because I didn't watch them with a critical mindset, you know, I see these riffs, this is one in ten, it's not the worst thing we saw on the channel, I know. title, but it's the worst thing we've ever seen on a picture show, but the worst for me, the worst, probably Pacific Rim 2.

That movie made me hate the re3 movies. I don't make a lot of video games, but I was making a lot of video games in this era because, this is a pandemic, would I give this six-five remake of Final Fantasy VII? I remember it with great affection. This game is not perfect. This game has a ton of problems as I look back on it. And I'm like, man, I kind of want to play it again and I never thought I'd say that because it was kind of long and annoying, but it was really fun and it made me happy and it was a hard time, this is oh.

This beginning of the pandemic was difficult so maybe that's why I enjoyed it so much because when it came out and everyone was making memes about it and posting about how great it was and how much they liked it, it made me happy, like I said. We're in the zone of similar things I just went through recently, so the scores don't change much. I think this is a seven, it went up half a score, but that's just because of the gameplay. I'd like to go back and play it again because it worked so well. I liked many of the combat scenarios.

It has one of the best stealths in a video game and I love stealth in video games. I'm like a freak of nature who loves stealth when done right, this is like the best Metal Gear game I've played in a long time, well I don't think I've changed my mind on this, it's pretty recent, what it is this? I swore I gave this an eight, what's wrong with me in Aquaman? I've watched it three more times after making this video, like I've liked it or my friends are like, Hey, I didn't actually watch Aquaman. They'll put it on and say, damn, this is cool.

I think maybe seven is fairer to Aquaman. Seven is probably fairer 7.5. That's why we invented average scores. Aquaman is a 7.5 Avengers game where we put a double marquee with two brands in the same place. uh two, this was a score considering they could improve it two, the boys season one gets a nine for me, the boys season two gets a seven like I said, this isn't going to change too much, I just like looking at this, I will do this. What is the cut-off point? The cutoff point will be Batman v Superman. If I ever do this again, I might go back and review them all again, but this is the cutoff point, it's right here.

Harry Potter onwards is the new standard. It's okay, because I know my scores for some of these are the same, we're done, that's all, that's what took longer than I thought. In reality, every YouTube reviewer on the internet has changed their mind about a movie, if at all. So they're not stupid, everyone's opinion changes about movies all the time, so you know, I wish more people did this because, there are some of my favorite critics. I'd love to see how your opinions have changed.