Reviewing Bad Apps

You know, sometimes when I make a video I wonder who you think would watch this. I don't know who would watch this video, but I don't know either. I would watch the video from last week. I did something really dark last time. week, so let's have fun this week, shall we begin? Because I often just browse the app store like I'm looking for things to have fun with on my phone and sometimes I come across things that look ridiculous and I just want to try them, so to have fun together I thought I'd download as many cheesy

apps

or as bad looking as you could find and play them and try them and maybe you'll find something you like.

This is not meant to be like this. a video criticizing an app like I respect the people who make

apps

put their hearts and souls into this stuff. I'm not trying to tear you down, but guess what this is in life, sometimes we rate things on an unbelievable scale, too bad, let's get weird. Although I lied the first app you actually saw because I was upset, listen before, that's it, this is the whole app, this one is worth as much as you paid for, we really party too many for this, imagine if you pull a party, play it, I think it's a good app just to have like you're at the bank or something and you're in line it's getting really boring this has changed my life set the volume to max amazing tv for w tv for w a four star circle rate because i'm rejecting what is well done.

I would like a little more of the song to play and I would also like a seizure warning because I wasn't prepared for that. I think it's funnier now that the song is like 2 years old. You already know. it's inappropriate for a person like from 2016 this is this is shit this is a dog dogs rate later just look but but bark no no yes so he literally has pre-arranged things that he pretends to be translating I think that's not a dog or even predators ferocious clean ok no it reminds me in the idiot when the dogs bark he says what's up boy it's a fire he is I brought rhymes in a fire and then he makes everyone evacuate better I have to reject what app again This is really annoying, it just me you record, you usually analyze me, the drug translation app just puts it as zero, like it doesn't work, it's a scam, if I paid money for it, I'm angry about it, the next app is called football. images, I think it's clearly made for an older phone, I think they really like it, how what that reveals will only give you these stock images, Jesus docs know, like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, and then your options They are superimposing a soccer ball. ball oh my god wait you lost it it's like doing everything what oh it's so good are you ready? it has a front camera function this might be too old for that what's happening on the road take photos here heavens how do I take a photo?

Okay, we can't take a photo. Who is that? That's Damia dad. It's the day. Mia's Day. Mine. Oh, like, uh, some of these aren't football. Damien, that's your new profile picture, this is the strangest app for sure. What vision did this guy have when he created this? This app sucks great. I think this episode is great, aside from the fact that you can't upload your own photo or take your own photo. match where you have about seven options, but infinite football options, you can't really save it or do anything with it. I'll give it a ten out of ten this is a great app I mean the vision is there the next one I saw and I just couldn't resist I think it's just called Kobe wallpapers Kobe Bryant edition wallpapers me i mean funny buggy image wait wait look at the quality and aspect ratio of this image like this one is clearly not extended wait so wait so this is really just a coefficient library it's not like Google doesn't exist, like it doesn't even exist turn it into your office, like taking pictures and the Megan app.

This is another Waterman, which is a different water, it markets someone else's Water Mart, why do you think this is horrible, poor thing? I think this is great and I'm pretty sure this one was 99 cents and it was worth it thank you because I couldn't have gotten these photos anywhere else um I'll say a 10 out of 10 hey not good zero. This next app I think I found it in the catalog section oh my god what is this? all the same person Mia has like five different skin tones so far Wow wedges some stockings used shoes for sale okay come on ten bucks please shipping and handling prosody mmm not that big of a deal this is the weirdest jump ever I have seen in my life. happening like this that image should not have been allowed in the App Store link.

I hate it. I need to know who Mia is. I really need to know even though none of these legs are not the same person. I'm going to rape myself. closet like a nine out of ten, I had a great time breathing exploring her closet, it was good, what's up? Hate, the next app is called Dream Horses, yeah, yeah, you hear in-app purchases, oh my gosh, just, Oh, what. it's with these picture-only abs Alicia can swipe this button what was that horse fall it's like Mia's horse closet why are there so many picture-only apps I'd like to have no idea that's what you won't go whoa Look, It's funny, tail, am I right?

Look at this one, yes this one is called cowgirls, this is what it feels like, this feels poor, what am I looking at? What is this photo? This one makes me feel like you're really there. I just feel like I'm getting closer, it's like rejecting what, except. Much better, okay, you know, no, sorry, I can't access any more files. Dream horses, dry, like an 8 out of 10, for sure. I like those sound effects. It was good. The worst, the next step is called tattoos for men, so get out of here women, it's not the worst, but it's not the worst either.

I mean, there's something a little problematic about making your app called men's fitting rooms or men's for men, you can swap it out because it's not for you I'll write it's not for women a small tattoo for men a giant leap backwards for humanity trash trash garbage garbage garbage Jaime you already restored so why didn't you take a photo of a bird like you haven't? I could see his face, hit me love Wilma God it's worth it, oh my god, oh my god, that's nightmare fuel, I mean, I read it like a legacy, they're out of ten, that sucks, this next guy's name is Santa , apparently Santa will call you Santa.

I know him, I call him Rudy, can you, hello, I'm Rudolph the reindeer. Oh, Christmas, and I'll stop by your house on Christmas Eve, um, judging the guy in the booth recording this, be a good dad, I mean, to you, the graphics look good. a good now Oh, send me a Snapchat with that fart, okay, this one is called fake. Get all your friends out and make them think there's someone at the door. You can't need it once with a friend. Better go find the door. Phantom Watcher. I guess we just endured. that and then you can see wow whoa whoa come on whoa what not this is fake we want a ghost here this is like a hot spot apparently oh it's oh it's everywhere thanks I give it one full appearance out of ten this said there were marimba remixes of popular songs, okay, let's listen, this is actually a funny idea, so stupid it's unbelievable, sure, absolutely, just understand it, took Niram, hold it just that, oh, it's your arm, baby, hit this, oh, look 76 for Santa, you're pregnant. joy Wow, look at you, big new daddy on the forearm 55 oh, it's decreasing, your chances are decreasing, you know, those deep tissue massages where you undergo for like an hour and come out feeling like you weren't born again, this is basically nasal this stop it others it's called sunglasses couture you have a picture this is so you don't have to try on sunglasses you should put one on your head okay hey crash David Telogen , I am no longer rating.

It was really good. I liked. This app cost me $2. It literally casts a spell. touching shopping bags rub scroll coupon what am I going to stop wasting my money? I'll stop buying useless things so you only paid $1 for that yes I paid $2 for that I hope you're as brilliant if there was like a nap buy for another spell but you can look tap here for more magic spells you have to see an ad 5 seconds, sweet sound, oh sound, this is so stupid that someone spent money to make this happen, think of all the times you just need a candle but you don't have one.

I can't think of any of those times. real dog tricks 3d why is it so slow? We have to have a better race Matt, physics is impeccable, let's get into the crowd and find some milfs, so yeah, those were some apps I found after that, but you know, I need to share them every time I find something really interesting. I tell Julian this and he never appreciates it, so I hope you appreciate it. I still don't know what it was. your favorite, you have a favorite, the ringtone I like, yes I selected the football one and the Kobe wallpapers, ooh, and the horses, the Kobe wallpapers were pretty cool.

Oh, like I wanted that app so much when I was 12, I just made it. I don't know, thanks for watching, I'll see you next week, make sure to subscribe to my channel. I post new videos every Wednesday and Thursday. I'll play something to play on. I've finished now.