Republicans Push to Rename Airport After Trump, Taylor Swift Gets Her Own SiriusXM Station

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show." Are you here. You did it. Thanks for looking at home. Well guys, it was a cold, rainy, gloomy day here in New York City. But you know what they say. The April rains bring seasonal depression. Oh, we'll have fun. We'll have fun tonight. Actually, everyone here is very excited because the solar eclipse is less than a week away. It will happen here in New York City on Monday afternoon at 3:25. Yes. Of course, it's important to remember that the solar eclipse is like a smiling guy on the subway. It is best not to look at it directly.

I saw that to celebrate the big day, Applebee's is offering the Perfect Eclipse margarita. Applebee's says it's a great way to pass out during a power outage, which I thought was... Did you see this? House Republicans just introduced a bill to

rename

Washington, D.C.'s Dulles International Airport after former President Trump. Yes, it's a great idea for anyone who wants an

airport

to go bankrupt. That's possible? Trump Airport. Yes. Trump Airport. Don't be surprised when every store becomes Hudson Fake News. Speaking of Trump, he finally posted $175 million bail in his civil fraud case in New York.

The money came from a California insurer, but to get the bonus, Trump had to provide some collateral. Now, we don't know exactly what Trump promised he would give up in exchange for the money. That information is not public, so all we can do is speculate. But once we know more, we'll let you know. Meanwhile, due to Trump's cash crunch and limited resources, the Biden campaign said they believe Florida is "winnable." I mean, technically the Powerball can be won, but... that doesn't make it a good bet. Know? "Hey, Gisele's bachelor. He could date Gisele." You say, "Yeah, technically, I guess you could.

Yeah." No. Many Florida voters have doubts about Biden. They say, "I don't know. He's too young." Some more Florida news. The State Supreme Court just ruled that a measure to legalize marijuana can appear on the ballot this fall. I know. It is shocking. Apparently Florida has laws. Now, when children hear their grandparents complain about their joints, it will have nothing to do with arthritis. That's good. That's good. Well, some news from the White House today. President Biden and Chinese President XI Jinping spoke by phone about TikTok. Biden said: "These are my thoughts." And Xi said, "Yes, yes, I know what you think thanks to TikTok." Guys, I read that Costco will be offering a new weight loss program to their members.

Costco. Yeah. I don't know if a pallet of 100-calorie bags of Oreo cookies will help, but I'm... I'm willing to see them try it. Well, get this: Sirius XM announced that they're launching an entire channel dedicated to Taylor Swift. That's how it is. A channel that only plays Taylor Swift. It's called "the radio." It's going to be interesting. Some more business news. United Airlines is asking its pilots to take time off due to a shortage of new Boeing planes. In short, the pilots take off but the planes cannot. Guys, listen to this. Hot Topic announced that shoppers' personal data was accessed in a recent data breach. -Oh. -Hot Topic announced the news as, "Ugh!

We're going through something! You just don't get it! You're not my real dad, Keith!" And finally, eight people were stranded on an island after their cruise ship left without them. They saw the ship leave and said, "Thank God. We are safe." We have a great show. Leave it to The Roots, ladies and gentlemen. ♪♪ ♪♪ Oh! Welcome to the show. Thank you very much for tuning in. Yesterday was April Fool's Day and I got home early enough to see the kids before they went to sleep. And, so, I have two daughters, about 10 and 9 years old. And so I went...

There was an iPad on the kitchen counter that said "Video yourself drinking this lemonade, Dad." Well. I do that. And it's just lemon juice, you know? So yes. That was a good one. So I said, "Okay. Whatever." Then I take off my coat, whatever. I go up to say good night. And they say, "Oh, Dad's here. Dad's here." Then Frannie shows up. She says, "Dad, wear something you're not afraid to get dirty." Again, I'm there for about 40 seconds, a minute, I'm home. Well. So I put on a t-shirt. She says: "Dad..." And I say: Are they going to put makeup on me or something?

I have seen children, parents... They put... The children... My children don't do it. I'm like, "Maybe I want to put on makeup or something." Whatever they want to do. She says, "Dad." I say yes". She says... And she hits me in the face with a bowl of whipped cream. Giant. Massive. - Blam! -Clout. Whipped cream all over the walls. I say, "What's wrong with you?" She says, "It's April Fool's Day. It's April Fool's Day." I say, "That's not even what you do on April Fool's Day." I'm going... That's terrible. I can't even believe this... It's not even close to my shirt.

All over my face. All over. I say, "I'm going to get you back. I'm going to spend the whole year and I'm going to... Next April Fool's Day, I'm going to get you back." She says, "Do you think I care?" I say, "Ohh! Ohh. Yes." I said, "Yeah, you should care because I'm really going to do it next April Fool's Day. Yeah, you should care. In fact, I'm going to put like a snake in your bed or something." She says, "I like snakes." I say, "Well, okay." So we're just talking. I took her down. They were talking.

And I'm about to leave her bedroom. She says, "Hello, dad." She says, "I really don't want snakes in my bed." And I'm like, "Do you think I care?" ♪♪ -Wow! -Do not mess with me. Guys, we have... We... Wow! Dude, that was crazy! I mean...I don't know what...why my wife didn't warn me or anything. It was clear that the whole family was involved. She was...everywhere, dude. She got me right. We are very happy today, guys. We have great news. Today we were nominated for 4 Webby's. We're... we're very excited. We love the Webby Awards. We love our online audience.

They are a very important part of the success of our program. I mean, "The Tonight Show" is the number one late-night show on digital and social media. Almost 100 million followers and subscribers. And last year we got over 7 billion views. That's crazy. Uh, you guys take our show to the next level. If we do a sketch for the show, you send it out and get people talking. You are the water cooler. You are the new water cooler. That's what... So we love you. We love creating content for you. Thank you to our "Tonight Show" team who worked so hard.

And thank you, Webby's, for the nomination. Come out and vote for us. Oh. Speaking... -Ohh! -Speaking of voting, guys, we received tons of votes for our Fallon Book Club spring reading. Well? It's the real deal. We're doing a book club. Ah, that's right. We started with 16 books. Well. Now we are left with eight. They are all great books. They're all... Look at these. Can you see them all? Yes, these are all great. Uh, we... Voting for this round lasts until 12:30. You have one more hour to vote, so if you go online, you can go to FallonBookClub.com.

Or you can just click on this QR code and your phone, your beep-blorp, will take you there. -It will take you there. -You picked up your phone. Put it on... Yes. Take a picture with the camera and something will appear on your screen. Go straight to this and vote. And then, I'll be honest, I haven't read any of these books, but, uh, the... But, of these, we'll narrow it down to four, then two. And then, whoever wins, we will all read it together. And I think it'll be... I think it'll be this thin. That one seems like the leader...

That one feels like the favorite. -Not that you care. Do not care. -Let's not even look at the bindings. Watch this. -Yeah. -What book? What book do you want everyone to read together? I think this one is leading the way, is what I'm hearing. -Yeah. - But it's... it's super fun. We've run a couple of book clubs before, but this one by far is the most successful. People want to read. People want to read. I love it. So check it out. Go to it. I apreciate it. What... What a show we have for you tonight. Oh Lord.

Speaking of books... we have so many people with books. But you know her from movies like "Bridesmaids" and the "Pitch Perfect" franchise. She has a new memoir out today called "Rebel Rising." Rebel Wilson is here! Yeah! Out today. -Come on. -Stars in the new series "Apples Never Fall", which is now available on Peacock. Alison Brie joins us! -Oh! -Very funny. Very talented. He is one of the world's leading doctors and medical researchers. His new book, "The Book of Animal Secrets: Nature's Lessons for a Long and Happy Life," is now available. Dr. David Agus is here. -Yeah! -Do you have medical questions?

He is the boy. -I love it. -Do you have any questions? Do you have questions? Any questions to ask the doctor? That bothers you? What do you want? Do you want advice? Give me... Ask me a question. I'll ask him. -Headaches. -More sleep. -More sleep? -Yeah! -How do you sleep more? "Sleep more" is not a question. It's just a... statement. How can you sleep more? Just go to bed early. Yes. I can answer that one. -Headaches! Headaches! -Headache? -Yeah. -Headaches. -How to get rid of headaches. -How to get rid of headaches. Actually he is more of an oncologist.

But you know, I can ask him about sleep, headaches and things like that. Yeah, but anyway, he's a genius. And this is a super, super interesting book and what he discovered is what we have in common with animals and how we could use it to live longer. We'll talk to Dr. Agus later. He's fine. We also got some great stand-up. Ah, one of my favorites. Preacher Lawson is here tonight! -Oh! -Stay. We'll be right back with Rebel Wilson!