Relationship Tik Toks That Make Me Feel Single

Hi friends, it's me and today we're going to look at some couples ticking, you know, when you manually fart a baby, like moving her legs or whatever she tried with her boyfriend. Are you ready? Okay, but your legs are heavy. My boy exploded. The gas tank exploded. I didn't know you could do that. Can? Just I like it. I don't think it will work if I do it myself. I also think you have to have a fart getting ready. She asked her husband to choose number one or two. If it was the good one, you will get fifty dollars, if you choose the bad number, you will have to do the sums today, okay, choose between one or two, choose one wisely, I have fifty dollars, oh, she cheated on him, that's good, clever , cunning. how to get your husband to

make

you go shopping oh you're sneaky now he thinks he broke it what is this my grandma's car oh oh joking it just fell it just fell I'll

make

it up to you how are you going to do it?

It's up to me, we'll go like Tj Maxx or something. I really think TJ Maxx can do this upgrade. We'll go to Target Shopping Target and Chic-fil-a. Oh, now they're talking and it's their idea. They're devious little things, aren't they? Hey, honey, this is you after taking off your makeup. I was going to say oh, the pikachu, he's so sweet, what a nice, respectable guy, I think you all take out the contraband, sir my pikachu, I mean, he does. I understand what is still cute. This guy made this prank where he left his girlfriend at the wrong house.

It's okay, baby, we're here. I love you. Text me when you come in. Sinister music. We live together. Whose house is fine now? I was thinking about something else I don't know, you ruined it you ruined it whose house is this why did you come here instinctively she will never trust you again my boyfriend said having nails couldn't be that hard so I gave her a full set of poor quality you have to keep for 24 hours oh no, it won't survive she gave it a real game, you know, no excuses after this, it's okay, those are ratchet, not the card, you can't get the card out, you know , for Halloween, I have my nails extra long and sharp and it's like when that card comes in, it's a bet, if I can get it out, the tip of your knuckle becomes your new finger, step two, pickup points, oh no, the coins, that is. a level 10 task, this for me is the most difficult and then when they give you back your card and then you have to pick it up from the counter, it is difficult, their nails are not even that long, I personally use the nervous sweat of my fingers to Just grabbing the coin off the counter, I tell you it's a lot harder than it looks, however, for me, since I've been cooking, I don't even dirty a spatula every time I want to flip a tortilla or flip hot food. the oven when I got these bad boys a handicap but also a tool I was taking a shower at my boyfriend's house and couldn't find the soap I asked him where it was and he pointed out this bump that's all that's all this has is the same kind of person who uses a three in one shampoo, conditioner and body wash, wipes his anus with the same towel he wipes his face, sorry but this is a real race saying I got another pregnant girl and then she drives away in front of my girlfriend oh I can't believe it brother I really got her pregnant brother like that stupid thing oh my girlfriend is going to be angry God she's pregnant as long as it's not me as long as it's not me that child is going to have a nose big is not my problem what Miami here I come because I'm not anyone's baby mama I have to tell you something your baby has a big nose how do you know how did you know that all of you baby mama jeans can?

Not wearing this one, yeah, I just heard you, oh, you go, I'm going to Miami, it's like you have some problems, okay, have fun in Miami, congratulations on Pinocchio, I mean, honey, what's that thing that you your ex gave and what can you do? I can't completely get rid of it, so the only thing my ex bought me was my PS4. I can't get rid of her. I mean, unless someone wants to buy me a PS5, then I might consider getting rid of it. Oh, I'm quite a genius. look my ex bought me this but if you want to buy me a ps5 i might consider getting rid of this hmm that's pretty cool babe something weird just happened right now the trucker around the corner said if i let him slap my ass, I would. give me free starbucks which one was that way he slapped him pretty hard calm down baby calm down oh he got one too oh i heard a trucker handing out free hungry girls and he grabbed one too i let him give me the old wine he wants and you would do it too for a venti caramel frappuccino my boyfriend forgot my birthday all day I've been waiting for you to tell me something all day let me tell you what no it's okay how you're going to act you don't know what day it is but it's okay what do you mean what day , what is it, innocents, I'm actually getting over your birthday, what day is it today, innocent, it's just my national day of birth, but we, April, it's April 1st, it's August 1st? oh, happy birthday to you, it's already the middle of the day, whatever, it's okay, I'll make it, I don't even know it's the first time, you know, we're on the way, I'm supposed to remember, bro, it's been a long day.

It's been a long day, how am I supposed to remember? It's your birthday, no excuses, it's August 1st, it's the easiest day to remember, it's not like her birthday is July 23rd or something, it's my mom's birthday, it took me years to remember that I sent it . this to my boyfriend while he was at work he sent this back to me why are you sending this to your boyfriend? Isn't this like an Instagram quality post? This is like an Instagram quality post. Something I'll post in my stories. He was not impressed. Wait. In, I'll show you how it's done, so my boyfriend and I were relaxing and it took him a good few seconds to realize that she had fallen, sir, where are her peripherals?

He even tugged on her sleeve, the weather sure is nice today, ah, texting me. boyfriend, she is busy bro, look at her reaction, she took another step and went to a safe parking spot. I just want to see what she's really going to do. You know, no, I don't really see it, oh, he has the location of it. he comes fast, that's too fast, oh he came up with his phone, he's recording too, he splits the car in two, he can play this game, except they actually forget to press record, I'm just texting him To my girl, she just left her house, I'm on my way. to break that ass, oh he's got one of those, she'll take you with her, she just calmed down her car, so you're not going anywhere until these wipers come on, so what me, when I'm with my boyfriend Will you open? this jaw please vs me without my boyfriend I'm actually strong but I don't want to be I don't want to lift heavy things all the time because I can't if I have to but I don't Sometimes I want to pretend that my boyfriend is a stranger to see how he will act.

Oh my god, I'm having so many problems. Can you let me carry it? Okay, okay, thank you. Oh, can you also carry this for me? Yes and also. You can carry that for me too. Thank you so much. Can you carry something for me? Are you sure my kids are serious too? I am not going to play. You'll make me bring a granola. I want you to take my son, no. in the middle of the dog food aisle pretending like I don't like my boyfriend's new clothes hey honey hey how is the mall was good guess what you bought this flannel look at it oh my god oh my god what do you mean it's the best one let me see what goes with my outfit right now, not really, but what do you mean, no, it really looks that good, it was the final color they had, it was the one that matches my outfit, it looks weird on you, I don't know why I

feel

like other boys can wear flannels, but it seems strange to you oh no, you didn't just say that everyone can wear a flannel.

Do you have the correct size? What is the size? Is big. Little by little you are hurting his

feel

ings. I don't know, in my opinion it just ruins your outfit, but yeah, I thought it was a little short. Yes, should I return it honey? I was just kidding. It looks so pretty on you. I love it. It seems not. I don't think so, I was literally joking, it was a joke. Look, I'm just going to return it. No, he really took it seriously and was so excited about it. He would have felt bad. I wish I had made this joke when he bought it. like a simple black v-neck from Hanes or something.

I'm sitting in the back seat because I'm not feeling well and my boyfriend keeps pretending to be my Uber driver. This is where you live. I think you are very beautiful, so what do you do? think about guys who wear hats uh i don't know they're not that cute to be honest yeah you live with someone my boyfriend who sounds like an old man you're probably five stars short so you're going to give me five stars right? why is this? so accurate, I feel like guys like this top level, he's a funny guy, he just made a dumb dumb move, you got a good one by editing my smaller boyfriend's arm and getting his reaction from what I've seen, the Guys usually never notice when you edit their photos oh, that's a big difference he'll notice.

Can I use this image as a thumbnail? Oh my god, baby, why do I look so into the text? It seems like I haven't eaten in days. What do you mean? I think you look good. Holy pajamas and then she sent. She shows him both photos, the before and after, and then says: Did you edit it bigger or smaller? Like you didn't know which was the smaller original. This will affect my reaction. My God, thank God, so they don't notice the little one. Things like big things that give you a very personal and important gift. What's there?

Go check it out. Put it on immediately every time you enter the boys' locker room. I want everyone to know why he blocked you from everything so that you become a character. his favorite anime brother, he doesn't slide down the colossal titan, you could have been Annie, you could even have been Armin, that's the wrong character, watch out, he'll block you on email too. We've heard that squeegees are good for removing hair from carpet, right? Oh, no way, you guys pulled out so much. Don't they vacuum the carpet? No, I'm curious, it's a lot of hair, like when I brush my dogs and then I take the hair and give it a hat that's not like a made hat. of your own filth she asked me if I could cook that was a sexy chicken fresh out of the cafe oh yeah, the rotisserie box just no one's going to know how they know I plucked the feathers from this chicken by hand to bring you this meal, but of anyway that's all for today I hope you enjoyed this video if you did make sure to like it find them and make sure to turn on notifications click click and subscribe to the wolf pack.

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