Rainbow 6 Siege for DUMMIES!

What is that silly smile? Looks stupid as hell dude, first day of 8th grade, why does it look bro like I literally shoved my mom's panties in your face when you say your mom's p? Take a selfie on my Facebook page with my mother's underwear on. even in your head, this is how I smile when I wear my mom's panties normally, yes I thought you were talking about under your clothes, just put them on correctly and smile like that all day secretly crossdressing, welcome back to Rainbow Six Siege, Welcome back to Rainbow. here Rainbow Six here, welcome back to back to back to back to welcome back to never see me coming, you got it Soldier, I'm even masturbating in front of a blind guy, okay, no, you're right, I think you I'll listen I think you'll hear yourself going to town filling my sausage it's like you have to fit into a certain space.

I had to say something. I wanted the continuity to be there. Alright. I respect it. We speed up these jokes. Who? eating something right now buddy, conversation is pissing me off who's hungry EA, I told you I'm going to go eat my Quest Bar, you're eating the AUST dough bar, I'm eating a second Quest Bar, Mr. President, you need to eat a second Quest Bar, Mr. President, I'm bleeding, that's it, I'll eat it real hard if you want, Mr. President, I'm bleeding out of my arra, Mr. Pres, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, that sounds like live audio from Bird Dookie Island, you know? old people when they complain and want to die and say, God, take me home, please, God, take me home, it's like shut up, man, have you ever heard of uber boo, well, you forget how to drive, old man, 96 years driving and Now forget it, you selfish idiot, you better pray that the big man doesn't get your buckets and apricots.

Protect the pump. Ain is reading all of that almost as long as her words, literally, are the message in the soup. I feel sorry for you, apator, what I must say on your own. word apator from Wendy's, okay, I'm done writing, yes, I penetrate, what are you trying to say? spell the doctor prescribed me Yap in a troll I'll be talking too much Yap in a troll the side effects of Yap inro are closing their mouths last first name like a not even you don't know it not even I don't even know what you have it mother come on let's understand it let's understand it let's understand it like some quandell Dingle music you think you've had enough of I haven't had enough of it I'm going to do a little feminine twirl like a dancer FL flim Slim Jim H ham the man with the plan you know who I am green eggs with hose I make my family I do this for I feel like a baby I want milk dude what's going on what was it sounded like I surpassed the level at the end just when I think we couldn't be any more tick Tock, that was probably the worst thing we've ever done together.

That was hard, you can't lie, part of that was hard, is Predator meets TM little guy, I'm ripping my grandma's throat out for a long time, dude, it sounds like Yoda's about to cum like Yoda moaning, what? what is that, what is that, what is it? that this was just pre-programmed into my piano and I found it one day I think you have, you have an alien, whoever owned this before me, I went alien, you have REM, they took me away, damn, alien, you, Yoda , goon sesh you recorded, oh. Oh my god, I have wow, I have boogies on my nose, I'll be right back.

I'll blow the boogies out my nose and then come back. That's how you remember me. This is how you remind me of what I really am. My God. the nose is so clear you remember me I think I could do with hearing that never Mr. Krabs it's a crustation Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs oh wait, my nose is bleeding, it's not like a sponge to say "bloody nose" I was waiting for a Different Pat, double grumpy. That was hard, you're still farting there, man, I could get some shit out of my ass right now. Actually, wait, how fast can you do that?

Oh, stop stopping the Chinese fart demon. All the CH Chinese fart demons who just farted. Mandarin, how the hell do you do that? He speaks Vietnamese. Wow, delicious. Your character is so cool. Be quiet. cysts back there like 800 I can't even see the white skin, it's just red. I feel like if there was a different universe where white people were enslaved, redback would be absolutely racist to them, shut the fuck up red dick, talking dog people. with garia I don't know talking to the friendly dog ​​what are you barking at Red cock, little red cock, laugh instead of Tweeter, it's Barker, yes, I like that instead of it being a bark in the face, there you go, you bark YouTube It's you bark Craigs List is the dog Craig my dog ​​has a bark book profile you should add it bark social bark Sky Elon bark bark try bark Obama I like that bark hey bark Fila bark shelf or bkma bark I don't even know who we're from talking bark Sim oh bkma bark Ben bark L bark bulk B bark F Barky Brian that's going hard yeah you think that's how they came up with the name for the dog on that show we want to call him bark W bush bark bark or Brian yeah, no more bark jokes Barkman Barkin immediate bark joke I know barcus barers I don't even know who Barz Barkley barkle bar barkle barken Mr. bar Charles Barkley bar God I love you I wish you would sit on my face you're gay stop stop stop , leave, like me. opening a balloon a little bit like the vagina side, we'll talk about it later vagina, what's the other side, oh, the boob side?

A balloon is really just a boob and then a vagina, a boob and everything is a boob in a vagina if you try. balloons, everyone in 2024 just wants to be a balloon, bro, choose a vagina or a boob, bro, stop making a complicated Bru two, why do you use Bru so much? I don't know, bro, who's playing with Lon right now. I'm just losing maral uptic. clowns with balls full of air just know Ling Jesus Christ, take out my tire that was flat with my balls because I'm alone in the ball region, I have to tie my dick because I'm losing too much air, I just use that tarp on top God, just sounds like Dracula flow now balloon flow balloon flow number one smoking that helium pack I don't give a man hung officer Dingle putting helium in the ops don't stop venting your ops we should have seen Dracula flow after, not before You said that It was an appetizer and now we have it in the main dish.

Yeah, that sounds like a Dracula flow phrase too. night until 1:00 a.m. Your mom is going to make me egg roll with my friend until 1:00 a.m. egg I'm having fun with my friends until 1:00 a.m. I can't PA I can't pause the egg roll mom me you can't pause an egg roll mom get an egg roll mom egg box you can't PA egg roll live mom you can't why is it Asian now egg roll live doesn't come with a pause button egg roll live doesn't come with a pause button M I'm playing egog I'm playing egg log egg log play Club egg log bit Mom I'm playing egg log you wouldn't understand I can't pause egg log mom no you would understand oh my god above playing with the egg log how tall are you in scrambled eggs? no egg logs we finally took a look at Isis coms an ice Miss ice ice happy I was going to say Happy Christmas party eggnog I don't know what I was going to say something like I was much better ice i ice at Christmas.

A question iwi when they played egg loock live and a time statement or question I say Xbox when I grow up I want to be ice Xbox happy ice Miss Glock live who will they be there with. oh my god, this is the word vomit. I feel like I feel like a small amount of urine is coming out of my wi. Oh, did it come out of the egg? You urinate from the egg when the PE M ASM comes out of the egg. Live what? Looking at the girl with Down syndrome in bed, you guys can't stop a girl with Down syndrome in bed, let me see her.

I've seen the girl with Down syndrome. Let's watch this video and we'll be. the only people on the planet who laugh at that, yes, no, no one laughs at this egg log live log live egg log live funny moment what's your favorite egg log live the childhood memory let's confuse all the women who watch this come and egg log there What ever yes all the videos you see yes send egog Army egog live break the internet let's do it right now record the takeover ouchies ouchies what on the 38th floor of 9/11 911 yeah , what set we have fried, our dopamine receptors can just You don't even talk to me now on the 45th floor of 911 all the time 911, yeah, why are there jagged teeth?

Talking to Mario when he is schizophrenic like Mario for many mushrooms Jesse, we have to get on the egg log Live to play with Gus and Mike Gus and Mike want us to get on the egg live Jesse put your egg away water I won't let you put your egg away we need to cook but I can't pause the live egg we need to cook we need to cook the egg log Jesse Cook, have you gotten into the egg log Jesse? I've ever been selling a photo of the egg log selling the blue egg log in Albuquerque The blue egg log I don't care if it's yellow blue red tight tight tight tight what Toco doesn't care what color his egg log is, Dude as long as it's a good egg log he doesn't care we need some colors for the bisexual flag blue pink white look at my egg log Hector last chance look at my egg log Hector Mike man record what you have in this bag 11 billion egg records why 11 billion Wonka egg records Sal EG wood Wilson egog lives Sal egg record man chance to show me your egg record Hector repeating the same Dr egg log man r b lost eggs logos you guys watch that new shanic movie with Dr egg log man Los poos egg log chicken egg log loated I feel like I'm losing my mind I feel like this is the most I've been since 11 billion Lost Crabs I'm going to wake up no, you're not in a cold sweat no, you're not how are you going to wake up you can't wake up don't wake up you can't wake up 10 seconds Chuck mle log who are those 5 seconds, I don't know, I hope this Car plays while someone sleeps and wake up to this located by one guy, they will never wake up, it will put them in a state of dreaming about egg logs for the rest. of their life until they die good morning egg log live it's cold I've been waiting all day to get on egg log live working 9 to 5 so I can afford an egg log live lucky there is egg log life lucky there is a service which gives me access to egg log live egg log egg vog live this on TV Brian the egg Dog Log Like mag log Like Brian for Magog Meg log Griffin check out my egg check out my log check out my live Chris Chris friendly last operator standing Me I'm going to hide like guys, crack don't look for the egg registry, it's a legit egg registry, huh, it's like an egg tu, yeah, I think McDonald's used to use that for their samies, they called Waffle House for the egg registry. eggs.

Do that right now, how much does the egg registry warranty guarantee you? Tell your ass to shut up and hang up. They are aggressive. He's just going to hear a cocked Glock on the microphone of that again. I will do that. I'm calling, I'm calling IHOP, go ahead, if any place is going to have an egg, it's going to be IHOP. You made IHOP pick up a phone, bro, you, IHOP, why would you need to call IHOP? Have you ever called IOP? Are you naming one in honor? Lulu, that could be the problem, this mailbox does not currently accept M.

Okay, here we go. Den, the person you are trying to contact is not available. Damn, I'm not trying to communicate with a person. You are my Danny. Someone lives right next door to Don. Don't put that in the video editor. Make sure the sensor editor doesn't put that in the video. I connect the Denny's. I'm calling. I'm calling IHOP. I want to clear my throat after hearing I'm done, I'm done calling people, prank calls are dead, no one answers their phone anymore in 2024, they just have AI robots sucking dicks from behind, yeah, they didn't answer. I'm going to C sorry no one at IHOP can come to the farm but you can come right now for $9.99 sucking nipples behind you swamp behind your dealership buddy thanks for calling the steak en fris located at his own delivery.

I didn't hear anything about the long eggs press four for information on the long egg they are ready for you we have been waiting for your call Soup this outside first this Co you hey is this back yes sir I was wondering if everyone had their live emergency log yes We have what, sir, if I come in, can I connect? Eric records live. 15 seconds left is like the long egg, egg, live record, Xbox Live, egg, no, no, egg. I'm talking about uho live. I don't know what you're talking about, sir. I'm talking about if I go into the Outback Steakhouse, right?

Can I place the takeout order from egog live? I think so. Ok, I just wanted to make sure everyone had that if I come in I can continue Hello speechless would you like me to transfer you? I think they can help you. Yes, that's it, yes, please, I just want to make sure I transfer them. to someone else, I think we have that guy with syndromeDown morbid, a guy on the phone, answer this call, please say Xbox Live. I hope it's him again. Hey, this is about getting back with him. You're on hold forever, yes. You're just in a house, they probably have a number for prank callers, it just never goes anywhere, no bro, they don't answer.

You're done, start spamming all dials. Representative representative starts spamming to go talk to the person to go talk. To a real person, this phone call from an elderly person sounds like a 90-year-old guy trying to order food on Amazon. What type of Amazonian foods do you have on the menu? This is an Amazon warehouse. Yes Yes. I got to the right number, yes. It's Amazon Steakhouse. I will ask. Say. Is this Amazon Steakhouse. Can I get premium delivery? You just call the same guy now. Amazon Prime Rib.Good friend, thanks for calling, are you calling the same?

Wait with us, save time and place your order quickly and easily at outback.com. Thank you for calling Outback and College St. It's summer, how can I help you today? Hello, it's this Amazon Steakhouse. I'm looking for that rib delivery. Actually, we're out of Prime Red. Oh okay, do they have U ER Lo Live by default? I'm just curious. I was wondering if they don't have it. I don't have the best delivery, do you have all the eggs alive? Do you know what I'm saying? It is as if the eggs with the live egg are alive.

I have no idea what that is. What do you mean? Not U Amazon Steakhouse or Steak House Outback? Yes, that's the one with the egg. Live Egong Live. Yes, it's so embarrassing. I can not stand it. A long egg. love egg long love egg could thank you for shouting out loud, well we have egg log live, we put egg log live on the menu, we are right, a great RI, but we have a lot of egg log live, you called so much that they changed the menu and added egg log live, we got the airl live special, they had to add it so you would stop joking about it, it just made it a real thing, well you're calling eggl live Steakhouse, change the entire name of their business, go through the process to pay rates change your name on every building everyone in America changed several million dollars egog live stick house she delayed it what did she even say egg love live long love egg love you are long time you should Call her back on the calls because your light Boog can't be paused, so you had to leave if you really want him to do it.

I think you should. Yes, you hung up and laughed? Yes, or you laughed and then hung up, probably both. I don't even know that he laughed and then hung up on you a long time ago, go well, hey M well, hey M well, you arrived at the house with the stairs, at the house with the stairs, which is completely with stairs. Building full of stairs and onions. We don't like disabled people if I have autism. I'm going to hang up now. We will transfer you to the hell department. You will be in an eternal wait. One day you will go to order Outback and ask: Why can't I call?

Hello. Thank you. to you guys for calling the college stations my name is Jackie how did I help tonight well I was wondering if you guys had anything live on the Bobby. I want to kill myself, I'm sorry, oh yeah, well I was calling to see if you guys had any live eggs on Barby's, I'm not sure I can come ask about you, that would be great, no, what do you mean? Okay, thanks, that would be great. They have kind of red lobster claws where they can't hang. or something like Red Lobster Claw, they have Red Lobster Claw claws on the kitchen counter, what could a monster possibly be asking them for on the phone?

Yeah, well, you have the live egg log in the barie, what could he be looking for in Barbe? How is it formulated? That's a question from his perspective, what do you ask him? A guy was calling and asking if we have a live egg record on the Barbie. Any chance you'll drop any of those today? Chef. It must be like her and his first day at work. he just doesn't even know about egog live, there has to be egog live, why would he be asking EG live? We had two people call today to ask about the egg log live, one of them was a real ouch too.

Like it was real, he was Australian, he said it right and he said it all twice just to make sure I knew he was Australian, that he owned Outback, calling and doing a test to see if I would get fired or hired, promoted, is EG's corporate record live. oh how stupid Hey, let go of your armor oh yeah, sorry, I forgot it in the shoes ref. I can't install it here Pian, put it on the piano on the piano there's too much up here armature on the piano sing me a song Piano Man, no You know, shut up, what the hell is this little bug in me?

What is better? Careful, it's Aude, why is it stuck on my screen? It's like a CGI edit. Oh, it's not moving? What is stuck? It's like hell right now. you're just running around not looking at anything, there was a little helicopter flying around my head, looks like my editor put it in, dude, that green window shoots through it, no, that green window shoots through it, never mind, that one It's my friend, that's not a window. Do you think an Indian gangster would be intimidating? What would it sound like? And what are you doing? Meck, stop right there, gimme, put the rupees in the bag, all your money right now in the bag, buddy, to make it worth it this time, you'd have to do it.

Put like 4 million of them there digitally, transfer 5 million rupees to my account right now to give you the Telegram link, you do it, camel. Buy your sister, you don't pay now, camel, but listen to me, listen to me right now. make me the bill for 2 rupees right now or is this just like a support text message to the call center mother friend give me money now mother friend Distressed he doesn't know what to do with you he is my mother friend's friend why was it like this? in the same tone that was so weird what you mean buddy I sang it oh that came out of my mouth you started synthesizing yourself you know reusable toilet paper is a real thing yeah your hand never falls off I don't know I don't agree buddy , tell people You like Cadence by Ben Shapiro, have you ever heard of a knife, hypothetically speaking, you have free toilet paper in your hands at all times, these are turning out to be some really great jokes, quite a fun day B Zinga The jokes we're telling now are Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Moment Arby Sauce Bazinga Bazinga Don't put a hard R on your bra Aren't Zach's chicken sandwiches called zingers?

I don't know, I think KFC used to have those. Legion chicken sandwich, I hope not, they're called zingers, I mean there were literally zingers, there's L the cheese and Edgar, from aw, what's going on, my God, what Bazinga, that was a baz kill baby? I love that I said cheese. and Edgar about all that so you're my flag that's cool buddy cheese and Edgar YouTube single item cheese Edgar peie dog just a slice of his pug on your breakfast sandwich you know I bet Tastes good. I feel like it's weird, yeah. thigh bone I want to make broth with pug thigh bone.

Pug fat will probably harden. Can I get some oatmeal fries? Pug oil for frying dog and pug oil for frying some t and pug fats too. I'm with OBS for frying pug pug fat. I hate this game I don't know what's happening anymore, yes, a frisbee killed you. I don't know what he did to me, what happened, he just died like a bug, it was a big bomb. He had a heart attack introducing Ramos. a professional frisbee player look at this I don't even know what just happened to him it's like they added stress to the game and I fainted we're the Jewish disciples and we own this house it doesn't matter yeah let's leave that one yeah let's leave that one no We are Jewish disciples and we don't know, oh my God, well, save me in the place of abortion, let's leave this one, let's leave that one, leave it in the place of abortions, let's leave that one. drop this I feel like they're already dead why do you need to drop what's happening to me when I'm with me when I have the number one position at the abortion place let's drop that let's drop it now Snoop Dog at the abortion clinic Snoop Dog at Drop It Like It's Hot Hot Snoop Dog holding a burned fetus that is about to die but not yet dead the moment you shut up Snoop Dog playing hot potato with the corpse of a dead child in the plant Fatherhood that can't keep it anymore Drop it like it's hot 10 is we're setting up our own Jes yo when I work at Guitar Center but I'm working with bass specifically and they're no longer in production and we have to get rid of them they dropped the Bas that was the worst but you oh yeah I IM fighting.

I'm about to ask the p for a foot massage, be the empathetic ruy and girls with narcolepsy so they can sleep well for once. You are roofing them with an illness or condition with the intention of getting them to sleep 10 hours. Wasn't there supposed to be a song attached to this? It's just what I do, just your activity for the day or what you're just bored with. whatever it is, it's my C, that's just on Mondays, me when I'm Garfield on a Monday. Damn, do you believe that? Hindus when they are reincarnated as Garfield on a Monday without lasagna, why Hindus, because right now, at the beginning of Monday and there is no lasagna in the kitchen or in the oven, you mean what are you looking at your fool, brother?

You look stupid, stupid like Kanye West, he's fine, well I'm just a black puppet, you look like that. Did you see Ligma James in the drawing room with the ladies? ligma and saon buddy he was with the ladies at saon with ligma James what am I when I'm a Home Depot employee and I want to improve my carpentry skills? What happens when I am a Home Depot employee? What happened? Who? es M James was from down in saon with the ladies what is brother brother brother my brain hurts right now LeBron James myus and he was dating Yuri in sale leus J I need like a bottle of Aderall right now a bottle of Aderall I'm drinking alcohol, I'm on it, let's light up a chimpanzee with 1,000 watts of God.

I think he would die. God. I think you just have fried monkey. God, get a gig. God, on this Vape pin, Lord God. forever God when he doesn't listen to me what God what God what me when God speaks in tongues but I don't speak tongues God what brother what is he talking you don't know about Tong friend you have to go to church yes, but is it him? just as if it were the language of the Lord friend, you are my YouTuber, my only YouTuber. Make me happy when you see that I'm a creep, that's embarrassing, I mean, God, what a level of shame.

I know a guy, he's my Chinese leg dealer, he has eight of them. Hoping you're going to love him, careful what you think, oh, he's at the door now, oh, I hear him playing, there he goes, please, no, he's practicing for a merch band, why is he playing the ceiling? A trap, yes, you'd be surprised what the eight-legged Chinese man can touch in the box. It is a Chinese eight-legged band. What's your song at any BPM? He can handle it. Chinese eight-legged band. There are 20, but they only have. eight legged non-veterans Vietnam veterans a bunch of them huddled together 20 Vietnam vets started a gang called the Chinese eight legged gang why are they Vietnamese?

There's not much left of us, but you know we still have that passion for some reason. I only play Chinese songs, but we're from the Vietnam War, it doesn't make much sense. I did not hear anything. I do not know what happened. Activates automatic blinking and breathing. Doesn't blink, blinks, blinks. Activate automatic farts. Now everyone here is farting manually, I usually do it automatically, now it will be manual passive beeps, buddy, if you win this, I'll eat one of your poops, you'll do to him what I'm going to eat to him, his poop. I'm going to eat it, I'm going to do it, I'm going to feed it, eat the poop, don't move, oh my God, what are you looking at, bathroom, are you on like my school intercom?

I can see them my name is hey who is El, come on I made him leave, I played along, brother, why you wearing that face, oh yeah, I'm blackface, yeah, what the hell is Lo blackp, what can't you wear, that heck, unexploded, tick, tick, tick, tick, dock.