Q&SPADE #1

Are we doing this YouTube thing today while I have the mission? She was there. I will meet at the tree. All improvised. I thought the man just comes out of everyone's oar. I'm on my platform. Quarantine II with questions. I have these questions. I have one. The YouTube thing now I don't know what I'm doing but they said I'm supposed to answer people's questions so you guys asked questions and were nice enough to ask so I'm going to be overly nice and answer look at my hair , okay, that's the first question, I love you, man, how are you, are you okay?

Oh I like my hair today man I pushed her wrong Missy yesterday that means they like it better and all these shows and they had someone do my hair which we don't do anymore but with gloves and mask she put me gloves in my hair, he put a mask in my hair, it's perfect, but now, the next day, okay, who is the woman off camera? They laugh, Heather hmm, that's Heather, do you want to come now or do it? do you want to wait what's your turn today is not ok she will do it that's all we will reveal her soon she is on HHH star on Instagram is h HH st8 RRR if you really feel like it she is very pretty and laughs well she is working here hard with masks and gloves and everything that face is, this is a good review, listen, she is working very hard during all of this and I'm obviously disgusted, so she doesn't really want to be his or McDonald's, as weird as it may seem, the norm is very a little weird, but we could downgrade it to quirky if we knew that many comedians have a reputation for being weird.

I'm, I'm weird, but mine are very funny, very intelligent. Everyboby says the same. good comedian, he knows how to tell a story, he really knows how to tell a long funny story when we text on funny wednesdays. I've known him forever. The SNL days were great. I would do things with him all the time. I would do things with him when he likes to leave the house. I would make programs. I would do a program with him. I would do television things. He was great when I did his show on Netflix. Just that episode more people told me they liked it and that year they didn't.

I didn't have a show and I heard so much about it that I loved it, so he's doing something right, okay, my name is Paul, I'm from Brazil and I know you from the rules of engagement. My question is what should I see? you're in that you're considered good acting Paul in a small little box where I'm considered good acting it's not okay I'm more of a personality I'm not a great actor I don't know how to flip through it I barely know my lines, well, Emperor's New Groove was a movie by cartoon I did for Disney a long time ago and that was the only one I got to where they thought I got good reviews which literally might be the only time, shoot me if you like rules of engagement.

I'd probably like to just shoot myself, that might be of interest to you. It's a comedy I did before and everyone is funny in it and it's kind of similar. Obviously I play the exact same character every time, so you should like it. I would like to do it again. that was more of a straight part, the wrong Missy coming out on May 13th. I'm part straight like Tommy Boyd, maybe you see all those, oh how do they get long answers? Have you ever tried the 99 cent strip cocktail? Vegas I don't know, that's the place to have a shrimp cocktail.

This is a joke I make because when I order I say shrimp unions. The waiter is angry. Yes, you saw shrimp. They are going well. We saw shrimp. I know I can get like five shrimp. Yeah, you can get five, sure, sure, xuxa, can I hear there aren't ten hanging shrimp? Can you fit ten shrimp into a shrimp cocktail like sticking a circle? He's like they're not shrimp, so I win when they break. I like it too. I go, I go, which one is your? Fishing during the day because I love fish, what kind of fish, yeah there are some deer outside of us on the way, did you really get a Chris Farley tattoo or that?

Remember I have my sight out there, these damn weapons can't tell you this lighting. ripped you have a favorite scene adults 1 and 2 love those two movies. I hear more about them than almost anything with adults, one was when we were, oh, I came out of the closet after falling asleep in the closet with the dog and I wake up drunk and go out, that was funny. I like almost everything growing up, as well as playing basketball. I also like being with those kids, the adults. There was a funny scene where I type and I think he's with us, we're all open. a raft maybe Oh Swartz and he opens a raft at the sporting goods store, it explodes and then Kevin James puts it on his belt at the costume party column and opens it we all thought we saw the replay of that, we We laughed a lot because I had four men stop doing this crazy thing, name your hair product, what are they using?

Something about Mary. No, my hair looks great. Just no. I don't see this much anymore. Could it be a rude reboot with rules of engagement, are they still friends? We're still friends. I'm sure I'd do something with them. I thought Rules was great. We did exactly one hundred episodes. I wish we had made more and it was on Netflix for a long time. I think Netflix was the first place to buy it. do you have a cat no i have a dog named junebug junebugs has been on my instagram very quietly just working g-money she is a dog she is an english bulldog what is your favorite app I don't know Instagram I asked them like they know one use of Instagram Yes, oh, do you believe in ghosts?

I'm a little afraid of everything. I thought there was a ghost last night again. I listened in my room. I don't want it to look like there's something or a ghost, our staff got scared so the decision is like 20 psychics, not having it here is so quiet. I don't want to hear everything because my house sits, you know, because it's on a scary hill, sometimes it's good. I'm going, hello, home. You've had 30 years, that's it, are you established? are you like mm-hmm here's my house every time like 30 years just sit down if Sticks get together for one final tour I think they didn't disband I mean I think they're always on tour like Bon Jovi or never not on tour.

I've seen it a lot. It would seem that I once again find what the band wants you to do. They never want bands to do new things, but they only want comedians to do new things. I think about comics, I mix it up because I think once you like jokes I want to see something competitive, that's the funny thing about your friend's ego, this is the one I like, okay, the last one, are you going Amish because your beard is killing me, right? I mean my beard is cool, that's all you want to say, come to the barn, everyone dies, it's just two cool salts that beat the pepperoni, okay, if I get the camera involved, others.