PROOF That Your Life is a LIE !

Your whole

life

is a lie. I want to show you why this is my friend, the turtle, we'll call him. Did anyone know that turtles can do it like this? Everyone thinks turtles are slow. Look at this dude. I feel like this was a collective. secret in the turtle community, we'll let people think we're so slow they'll laugh and when they look down we'll walk away like we're really like I'm not even trying to argue with you at all and You're being Halloween, whoa, she It's like fake crying and the Oscar for most dramatic girlfriend in a relationship goes to someone.

Make this girl age, it's like she's going places. I also feel bad for her boyfriend, but you know, that's a different story. By the way, did she really disappear? Okay, the Pope said no, the Pope said no. I feel like God called him for a secret beating. That or the green screen had some technical difficulties. He is pretending. Everyone is pretending. What's up with that? Oh, this is it. At the airport there's a guy in there stacking our suitcases. I didn't know that when you're so good at Tetris you do

your

job. Who said video games are a waste of time.

Look at this dude. Wow, it looks a little tight there. I wish there was more space for it. Why did I think this was automatic like a machine? What was he sleeping? Did anyone else know that pelicans sleep like this? He woke up as if he were a transformer. Dumb pelicans always sleep on the ground. work his beak seems bigger than his body how did he get that price so high? I got you thanks have a good day you will give me a price like this okay I will replace them give them the same price never ask the McDonald's employee for more fries go wild I remember one time I ordered six nuggets and I noticed I only bought five and when I told them they gave me three additional fun facts, I think it's all about who you get at McDonald's, did you know we've been?

By eating the bananas wrong all this time, he opened them the other way around or I guess the right way. Did you know that monkeys actually opened them like this? I'm pretty sure they are banana experts, that's all they eat well. Actually, I do not know. If that's all they eat, but that's all I know, they eat more things that monkeys eat besides bananas, could they eat other things like fruits, figs, seeds and leaves? I actually thought it said pigs for a second, but it says figs. I thought: wow, they eat pigs! they're not right, so satisfying, no, no, we don't do that, what do we do, so satisfying, so much cereal in my

life

has been wasted and dried out, guys, I actually have some cereal, let's try this method, okay, a Second, let's see.

If this works we have to do it again okay it goes in and this goes I'll get it guys it works well I can endorse those socks they're actually soft and squishy they just tighten when we touch them oh it says rocks let me . try again the rocks are actually soft and squishy they just tense up when we touch them okay that's crazy how could we test this unless we touch them? But it's like watching

your

furniture talk, but only when you're not there. How would you know a mental note to install security cameras in the living room?

Oh, she has all these mini products, they're so cute, oh, mini chocolate or ice cream, what, but she honestly, she really thought she was buying real mini products? star from the inside honestly my life is not a lie i didn't expect them to be real maybe they are real but when you open them they turn into styrofoam it's clever we're done and he didn't bring the censor he's playing the game using a candle it's just magical How is that possible? How is it possible? That's crazy. I just discovered something crazy about the microwave microphone. Typically, if you want to cook something for one minute and 30 seconds, you lock it.

Okay, but did you know it worked well? Now what I need is a trick to give me those sixes. Seconds of my life ago because I was not impressed, excited to try those strawberries in salt water. I have heard about this. I'm not well, so apparently if you put strawberries in salt water, little bugs come out. It is this? It's a little messy, but it's also like what you expect, it's like it comes from the earth and there are bugs everywhere, there are bugs everywhere too, if you had a microscope smelling, you know what's even messier, listen, because I'm about to ruin it.

Chocolate for you, I mean, I still eat it, so it's not as ruined, so people who are allergic to chocolate are actually more likely to be allergic to bugs than to chocolate itself, because there's an average of eight parts of insects in every chocolate bar that I don't. To be honest, I don't mind trying bugs, I'd say free protein, okay, here we go, it's crunchy, it wasn't bad, it's not that bad, you know what? This is a good source of protein. See, that's what I said, so that's who I am. saying now my airpods for almost a month now, okay and I was ticking a couple minutes ago and I saw people destroying boxes for chargers or whatever so just for fun I opened my box and I didn't know. this before I saw this little tab here wait but I didn't I didn't know what it was so I just took it out they give you a charger wait there are people who didn't know about this oh no I mean it's pretty obviously I don't know I thought it was obviously the only thing that made me feel like my life is a lie is giving people more credit unless of course this was one of you then you know what you have to approve of because you're the best but also go ahead and grab your charger from the bottom of your box, okay, it's legit, I just found out you can peel in both directions, this is pretty mind-blowing, I mean I don't cook, but I could, I mean.

I definitely won't do it, but still, if I did, I'd do that confession hour. Well, I was yesterday when I found out what this was for. I used to think it was some kind of cover or something that didn't belong to me. and I would just take it off and throw it away, yeah I don't know either, and yesterday I decided not to take it off and just put it in the bottle and see what happens. I have come to discover that that is exactly what I want. I'm supposed to, now you have a nice little hole you can get the medicine out of.

Oh, I'm making a mess. Gosh, this shouldn't require all humans to see. It will take me so long. Why not? They teach us this in school, what do they teach us in school? Math. What has mathematics done for anyone? Well, I use math all the time because of money and percentages and stuff, but still this is important too. I wonder if my face is symmetrical. I'm going to try this, oh yeah, completely symmetrical. What does this mean? My eyes are too close together and they are also too far apart. Why do I look so strange? Does this mean this side of my face is worse than this side of my face?

I wish I hadn't done that. Did you know that it is called the shopping center because instead of going to one store we go to all of them? What is this real? I have to look for this. It is false, so the term maul originally meant. a place where people played paul mall, a game similar to croquette in the mid-18th century, had come to mean a wooded park where people went to walk and socialize. I knew it well, not so specifically, but like it wasn't because you were going to a store you were going to the mall, but I appreciate the ticking, we've been doing it wrong, what have we been doing wrong, please enlighten me?

Is this supposed to be the opposite because you always put it on top, but Honestly, part of me wants to call bs on this one, because that strainer fits perfectly in the pot, it has to be like part of a set and also? Why couldn't they all be like that? Honestly, you know why I think this is fake, because otherwise they would be flat, you could put them on top of the pots, wait, why aren't they like that? That is what I thought. Look, I know a lot for someone who doesn't cook. Today, years ago, when I found this bread container, okay, that's cool, that's great, throw it away, honestly, who else would have emptied the bag into the container?

This person has a much higher IQ than me, sure we have lemon, we're going to poke a little hole in the bottom and then this is going to work there's no way, honestly, I'd rather cut it in half, squeeze it, make the juice stings my cuticles and drips into my eye the way God intended when you've always found Barbie and Ken is such. a nice couple, then you find out, what do you find out?, what do you find out? Are they based on real life siblings? No, that's enough internet for me guys, I'm done, I'm out, wait, we still have more video left, okay.

I guess I'll continue, but I'm not happy with this. I didn't need to know that someone has realized that ticking is so addictive that we stay on it for so long and time flies, maybe that's why it's called ticking. Tock, you put them in hot water, they shrink back to their usual size. What can you fix? Just put them in hot water. I just threw mine away because I thought they were ruined. Can I go back in time and fix it? this capri sun box i have here i'm the only one who realized this today or maybe i'm just uneducated or maybe i'm just an idiot like there's a lot of things that could be, but open like this, you know what i learned today, that grown men still buy capri sun, quite a learning experience.

You actually open a banana, most people just open it by peeling it back, some people will pinch it, peel it that way, but not what. What you want to do is grab your right hand, make sure the banana is facing up, grab it like this with your left hand, pinch right here, but then open it up, honestly, you could tell it was going to be a fake hat. He had that. Look at it, it said Hey, I'm here to waste your time. Did you know that peanuts grow from the ground because I thought they grew right out of a peanut can?

I made a mistake? I just assumed there would be a hole in the ground. where the actor comes out, the most complicated part of this, I think it would be the green hand because they have to put the case back in a new, bigger size, but it's smaller than the other bag, but I think you know what I'm going to place in this one. They're talking about bigger bags than the small ones, you know, the single serving size ones, not the family size ones, but this is the last one from my defender, so the label says it's microwave safe, but under the label says it can't be used in the microwave, a truth and a lie, the only way to know for sure is to microwave it and see what happens, don't sue me if something happens to your microwave, even though you know they use the old doll head for ponytail are you serious the worst place we put if you were that doll is on unicorns but this rope is made from hamburger wrappers who knew it was made from real hamburgers , would it be much more impressive?

I hate when this happens when they like to make it seem like you're getting a lot more than you really are, but this is up to you, you're buying pre-packaged and prepared seafood tapas, let's manage our expectations here, this is how you decide how much is in your wallet , I mean, I don't. I think you should flex like that sometime, but if you do a Life Hack anyway, guys, I hope you enjoyed this video. I love you all so much, be amazing, be sweet and don't forget to be kind to each other, bye.