PREPARING FOR COACHELLA *INTENSE*

Yes (Intro music) hOoOoOoO Do you know what season it is? It's Coachella season, baby! It's Sunday April 7th and I have five days until I go to Coachella. And yes, there is a lot to do. This shit is very important to me. I don't know why I'm a little embarrassed by how much I care. But at least I'm self-aware and I know it's stupid to care so much. So it's okay, right? Don't know. All I've done so far to prepare is choose outfits, which I've been doing for the last few months, and I've spread out sheets and powerpoints for each outfit, and I have a whole section in my closet dedicated to it. to my Coachella outfits I think this is like a coping mechanism for me.

It's something I look forward to and it's a fun activity. I mean, you can say what you want about it, but at least I'm having a good time. The last days of preparation. starts today. Five days left. Preparation for Coachella is very

intense

. Very similar to

preparing

for a contest or a fashion show. That's how it is. Preparation for Coachella starts now, I can't believe it came so fast. I remember when Coachella was last year and now is it like these years? This shit is crazy. This shit gets crazy and stupid. Go crazy *aenh* go stupid *aehh* you know?

Let's get started. The first and most important step of

preparing

for Coachella is getting a tan, every outfit looks good with a tan and that's the end of the fucking story. I hate *phone rings* who, damn, the only problem is that I hate getting a tan, it's one of my least favorite activities, so I'll probably end up getting a spray tan. I always try to get a tan, but do I succeed? never. I have never liked getting a good tan. But I can try it. I feel very uncomfortable right now, but another thing I do is speed up the tanning process so I don't have to stand outside while I put olive oil on my body.

That's not healthy? probably. No one has told me it's bad, but no one has told me it's good either. Don't try this at home because I don't want to go to jail, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, olive oil is a disaster. Being in the sun for a few minutes a day is supposed to help with acne, which we all know is a recurring problem. For me, my God, my tits are falling out, this video is not going to be monetized. OMG I literally have a puddle of olive oil in my belly button so that's worrying ugh this is so boring but I know it'll be worth it like I got a Killer Tan at Coachella I mean ooh the way in that I just said that bothered me.

I'm very bored, very bored. AEHHHH. I definitely don't like the feeling of being greasy and right now I'm really fucking greasy and...wow. I really wish I had music to listen to right now, I don't have a speaker. Only cool kids have speakers, I've never had a speaker, you know what? That's on my wish list, is to get a portable speaker so I can be that kid walking around the party, I don't really go to parties. , but he walks around the party with a portable speaker and it just makes everyone's day better because they're playing mo bamba on the speaker and everyone goes crazy.

I want that to be me. I always try to take a nap in the sun but it never works, maybe I'll try for a second right now SNIFF, okay that didn't last long *cool music* OHH YEAUHHH, okay let me tell you something that's a big struggle that , I think everyone has, when planning Coachella outfits. who want to have a unique outfit. They want to stand out, they want to be different, they want to have something that no one else has, and that's very difficult to do when you buy things in stores because, anyone can buy it... so I had the idea that this year I would do... ( prepare for it) do some things.

I don't know how I came up with this idea, but all I have to say is that I LOVE it. For an outfit, I want to paint jean shorts and a pair of old Air Force sneakers because I felt like that would be it. Really epic and it would really set me apart because the thing is, no one else is going to have this thing that makes me #special Why is it so hot in my apartment? You are sweating? Amanda: I've been telling you for three days that your apartments are too hot, what are we going to do about it? *phone rings* Leave me alone.

I'm going to paint- -using white paint and lime green paint because the blouse I'm wearing is lime green, but I won't show you the whole outfit because I'll post this video before I leave. to Coachella and I don't want to ruin my entire outfit *scary animal growl* *nasty sounds* I have no idea which direction I'm going with this *nasty squeeze of paint bottle* what do we paint first? pants?? shoes?? pants?? *total confusion* pants wait what the fuck shoes pants I don't know, let's talk about the Coachella outfits last year my outfits were- - you know what I'm not going to be bad with myself because I did my best, I just don't I hit the mark at the time, it was good, but now looking back I think it was something to be ashamed of, but this year I'm trying to redeem myself, Amanda.

Out there literally making a custom hat, how's your custom hat coming along? It'll feel as personal as when I walk around Coachella wearing this shit. I'll be like I did it, I did it all. I sewed the shoes myself. I'll tell them it's not true, but I'll tell them you already know. sometimes you need to lie white from time to time there's nothing wrong with lying a little, lying is super good wooaaaoww so far fucking good bitch this is kind of boring although it's funny because my dad is an artist and he should do it. I enjoy this sort of thing, but to be honest, I'm already bored and it's been about seven minutes.

Can you believe how much effort we put into three days? I just can't believe I did that, man, I was blonde last year. At Coachella, can we talk about who was afraid of him? Have you ever met blonde Emma? Amanda: It's not right, now I'm thinking about it like if I made more clothes with my own hands, it would really up my game in life. The lime green stripe is done on both shoes, let's do a little montage, do you like this? I know it's hot, that's why I did it *shows funky electronic music* okay, this is already a little scary *GuLp* *continues wonderful music* okay guys, the first little section is finished *applause* so, you know what Wait, did I just play? wet paint I'm going to work on all of this.

I'll get back to you when I'm done and then we'll see how it went. DIY session. It's been like three hours and I'm done, but it'll be worth it when it shows up. You look like a bad bitch, right? I don't want to give too much away because no one has seen this yet and the point is it's supposed to be a surprise so these are the shoes that's all you can see thanks let me show you the shorts boom -b that's it It's Amanda by here putting rhinestones on his hat. I'll just give a little preview.

This is Amanda's hat. She is decorating her hat with rhinestones. How do you feel? She's literally been adorning this hat with rhinestones for three hours, are you okay? I'm not even close, you know me once I start something and don't finish it, so what if I went to bed and made you continue doing this? It would hurt you physically *Wonderful music* It's Monday, Happy Coachella Monday, I hate that Happy Coachella Monday. Wow. Week I'm focusing a lot on my health :) Coachella is something where you want to feel your best physically, mentally because it's an exhausting experience that requires a lot of your body, mind and soul, so I'm trying to eat. healthy this week Which hasn't really worked.

Let's go Soul Cycle right now :) Exercising and eating well is a really important part of preparing for Coachella, so that you have the best immune system possible. I got sick last year and I don't want to do that again *Melancholic music* Also because I want to watch? Damn, I already said it, this camera angle is a mess, but I can't fix it because it's like it's too early in the morning *gurgles* *sips* I act like going to soul cycle has something to do with preparing for

coachella

but I really like it it's just not like that and I just walk away and I thought I'd film it so *music* *sips *swallow hard *music continues* I almost threw up.

I vomited where? in my mouth *groovy techno music* so let me tell you what I've been doing for the last few hours, because I feel like it's not really interesting, but it's like really telling you what Coachella is like for me. To make a long story short, I have been shopping for the last two hours. Emma edits: I actually meant 5 hours, at which point I would be shopping for 5 hours! Well. Today has been the kind of day where I'm just searching and can't find what I need, so basically let me explain that I had all my outfits planned out, for the three days completely planned out I had everything I needed.

Everything was great. A few days ago I decided that I hated my outfit from the first day and I wanted to throw it completely in the trash, it was like I didn't exercise, so yesterday I went shopping and bought new pants. I'll insert a photo here that I've been trying to find. a pink top that would go with these pants for literally the last 24 hours and I have been struggling. I searched online for literally 3 hours last night and nothing. Then today I walked down Malrose, which is a popular shopping street in Los Angeles, looked in all the stores... found NOTHING and then my mom said to me, "Why don't you go to Hollywood Boulevard and go to the stores costumes and let's see if you can find a cover." nothing!

Nothing that was even remotely good. They're looking at me for vlogging, so... I'll leave now. Wow, these people are being creepy. AAAHH *techno music* *groovy music now* who's surprised? It's happening again, no one is surprised that I'm here, no one cares or is surprised, plus I'm filming with my phone because I forgot my vlog camera at home because this morning, as always, was meticulous, I had diarrhea and last night I had a lot of scary dreams so I couldn't remember to take my camera on the way out but I'm using my phone and you wouldn't even know the difference but now that I said it you know there's a difference because I said it but if I didn't.

I haven't said anything, you wouldn't have noticed anything too uhm, yeah, so I'm going to Coachella *wonderful music* I... I'm leaving in two days to be fucking honest... I'm not ready. I did this soul cycle. tomorrow and then I had some meetings. *woah, there* meetings and now I'm going to a manicure appointment. This shit is like stupid, you know what I mean? Like I'm stressed about having to get my damn nails done.