Podcast #212 - Guess That Recipe

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and you think I'm lying, I'll show you the fact that it's six medium bananas, a quarter of a cup of lemon. thin juice six thin slices of cooked ham okay you know three tablespoons of prepared mustard two envelopes of hollandaise sauce mix what and 1/4 cup of light cream it's like banana Eggs Benedict very close bananas benedict mmm bananas hollandaise that's disgusting Oh No oh no , the picture is the bananas placed on a tray, all in a row, and then there is ham covering each one and everything is covered on holidays, this hollandaise, oh, this is a dream come true for at least one person who just doesn't like me I get tired of bananas with everything, but they also love their eggs, a lot of them, and they say, "My God, I never liked any of them." My fetish has been completely achieved with this

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, someone out there is feeling that and honestly, go live your life buddy, continue with your bad behavior and eat those bananas with hollandaise sauce because I imagine it will be an experience.

I don't like hollandaise sauce. I never did it. Oh, hollandaise sauce is great. I don't like any thick ones. Mayonnaise sauce II, you know, I love Meili sauce. I never ate mayonnaise growing up. I like it, I don't like it very much. I see May aioli. Oh, chicken salad with mayonnaise. Oh, I love me. I love Mayo II sauces. Hollandaise sauce that you can make very easily. that's trying it and I said that was enough when I made you vegan eggs Benny, I mean okay no that sauce was okay because it's not a mayonnaise base it's not like you take vegan mayonnaise and make it you know you have is prepared, but hollandaise sauce is not just FAO sauce, it's actually like I've searched a lot of recipes and also, if you want to find a really great hollandaise sauce recipe, Kenji López alt makes really great recipe videos, they are good because it was like spicy and not thick and gross, there's a big process to making a good refinement, you have to like it, it's all about the moment and how much you are, yeah, if you're making it with eggs, well, if you are doing. with realisation, yes, but also like making it obviously vegan, so it's still a difficult recipe as it still requires a lot of finesse, but that's disgusting, Julie and it's ham covered bananas covered in hollandaise sauce, hey, Disgusting, all I have to say is no.

Don't give it up until you try it, so if you're never going to try it, you're never going to give it up, I'm right men, I make another one, I wonder another one, do it, okay, this is what you'll need, three five-inchers and half. rectangular cookies with rounded edges you already need cookies to start rectangular cookies that are one of the English ones a home screen paper template what is that a home screen paper template wax paper tape good flood consistency royal icing pastry bags without hmm tip decorating tips white pearl powder blush gold pearl powder gold pearl powder silver pearl powder edible ink markers gray edible markers brushes color extract paint palette or small plates and add an edible wafer are you making a cookie iPhone yes , I'm making an iPhone cookie literally oh my gosh, it looks so bad how bad and it's not edible a lot of those ingredients like duct tape.

Wow, go to the trouble of having edible markers and then tape. No, you're not going to eat the tape, you'll probably use the tape for something. I don't know, they seem nice. of wild here I have another let me go let me go make me okay ready okay here we go a cup of juice 100% juice okay 100% cut yes, come get them, wait, you should make a juice brand come get everyone, come get juice and then there's a picture of the kids breaking up the two tablespoons of honey mm-hmm quarter a teaspoon of sea salt that Redmond uses six cups of cold water that's the salt that Redmond uses I don't know, okay, okay, so water, honey, salt, juice, 100% juice, what is that noise, is it that the dryer outside is a construction, what is it, I don't know, it sounds like someone is outside, like they are moving things, okay, what do you want? to do?

Look outside, okay, I'll sit here and think about water, honey, salt and juice. Are you making like a popsicle? I'm not making a popsicle, yeah, it's like our neighbors moving things. I

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I'm not making a popsicle, this is good. recipe to drink in the summer or when you need to drink something tea no, but nearby hot juice with honey it's not hot cold juice with honey no, it's not a popsicle it's not a popsicle it's okay homemade Gatorade, those are just someone who tells you removed the labels plastic Gatorade bottles and filled them with their shit from Pinterest it really doesn't look like the ripoff balls or even like a glass jar would have looked better a cup of cold heavy whipping cream 2 tablespoons sugar honey or maple syrup then one of the three and then half a teaspoon of vanilla four hot dogs yes two green onions one jalapeño one teaspoon chili powder one tablespoon vegetable oil eight flour tortillas one cup cheddar cheese one cup Monterey Jack cheese a cup of nacho cheese and it just says one sour cream tacos you're making hot dog tacos they're not doc but they're very close hot dogs quesadillas yeah its a dog case oh my god Jason WY a good looking dog yeah it looks a little good, that's like a dog, but better, yes, because you like to put the hot dog and melt the cheese like you put it in the cheese and roll it so it melts like it's an exaggeration.

I like that you can make a vegan version of that yeah that sounds dogus I like the name more than anything honestly as a shout out to that name mm-hmm dog case we are ready for this one hmm I'm proud of you for getting that one I mean , I did pretty well, okay? okay, it's ready here, this one feels like this one, you'll like this one, it's okay, this one will make you hungry four ounces extra sharp cheddar cheese two ounces cream cheese 1/4 teaspoon sugar mustard powder garlic powder onion in powder corn starch ground turmeric and half a cup of whole or reduced fat milk by the way it is turmeric turmeric why do people say turmeric sorry then it is cheese in what else cheese cream cheese sugar mustard powder garlic powder onion powder that starts with ground turmeric Yury human is a turmeric now no cheese sauce, but it closes well in a way it is fondue mmm there is a specific name for it aha I will give you a clue yes, when you take a tissue what do you call it Kleenex there you have it, there there's your clue so it's named after a brand of something I'll be the death of no I don't know it doesn't always come in a traditional container easy cheese what's a car easy cheesy DPP pretty busy not even anymore you even speak english, does that mean me?

I'm in the cheesy pizza business, kind of right, what is it? Cheez Whiz, come on, saying every Z word. I knew it, geez, genius, say cheese, cheese, you've got one on your side. I love this game, it's so much fun and take it to the bank, buddy, okay? pound lean ground beef two tablespoons butter one small yellow onion, diced one small green pepper, diced eight ounces chopped brown mushrooms two tablespoons tomato sauce one tablespoon Worcestershire sauce half teaspoon kosher salt half teaspoon black pepper fresh ground 1 tablespoon cornstarch one cup beef broth 8 ounces provolone cheese chopped slices six brioche burger buns you're making meatball burgers I mean, it's the safe kind of burger, honey, maybe Sloppy Joe, you're not wrong, but It's not a traditional Sloppy Joe, right? it doesn't end up in a hamburger shape mm-hmm that's not right, so it's a square hamburger then it's a Wendy's hamburger mm-hmm so it's the square hamburger it's not a hamburger at all a sloppy joe isn't a hamburger, I know, but you said it's not a sloppy Joe, it's a sloppy Joe, it's a kind of sloppy Joe, but not a sloppy Joe because it's not just like a meat and tomato base, oh so what's it called?

That's what you're trying to achieve. ground beef provolone cheese onions and peppers sloppy joe cheese sloppy joe grilled cheese grilled ground beef gbgt I want me to tell you one more clue give me another hit what is round what does it rhyme with okay okay where is the first letter of the name what is the country of origin give me the hit good hit no good that's a Philly cheesesteak sloppy joe Philly cheese ok Philly Philly cheesesteak sloppy joe mm-hmm I really don't know why that's any different than a Philly cheesesteak by the way yeah is there ever the steak Philly yellow cheese?

The reason we do it is because during Twitchcon, Jason and Lexi met us at a bar and they got on an elevator and the woman driving the elevator said where they were from and Jason said. Philly and then she heard it was going well, okay, I mean, I didn't know a Philly cheesesteak sloppy joe, but to be fair, I made a fortune cookie, so I deserved that one. Hopefully, okay, you're ready, it's so fucking owned right now. two or three cloves of garlic, depending on your preferences, some of you will prefer cloves while others will prefer three cloves, that's it, something has been a large eggplant or EP is like two teaspoons of olive oil, two tablespoons of juice half an eleven tahini half a teaspoon of salt half a teaspoon of paprika preferably smoked paprika Are you making eggplant hummus?

No, are you making a roasted eggplant? No, what is the principle? It's an eggplant just an eggplant, garlic, olive oil, tahini, lemon, spices, you're just making eggplant, no. I don't even think I've ever eaten this in my life roasted eggplant no mm-hmm no no that's wrong that's incorrect like I tell you it's just a roasted eggplant I'm going to tell you what? rhymes with sure Papa ghanoush baba ghanoush there you go oh wait I thought Papa ghanoush rhymed with baba ghanoush well I don't think I've ever had that either I've never had baba ghanoush how much more sad news I make one more I have one more for you okay give me gimme-gimme-gimme one 8-ounce box of freshly cooked and drained elbow macaroni half a pound of hot dogs cut into a large round scar plate two and a half cups of American cheese or two and a quarter cups of Velveeta cheese mmm five tablespoons of unsalted butter one small onion very finely chopped 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 cups milk 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper and 1/2 teaspoon salt you are making hot dog mac and cheese pretty close but the pasta is already cooked hot oh my goodness hot dog pasta salad pretty close is the hot casserole I just made kitchen ooh it's hot dogs and husband bills this is a custom let's take a trip south of the rim for this 103 cups flour rice yes ok one cup sweet red bean paste mm-hmm one third cup boiling water wait what was the first ingredient rice flour ok sweet bean paste boiling water 3/4 a cup brown sugar 1/ 2 a cup of unroasted sesame seeds 6 cups of peanut oil this is pad thai how would you make pad thai are you going to bread something with that?

I didn't say noodles I didn't say tofu I didn't say well then it's flour bean paste what else flour water sugar bean paste rice flour sesame seeds peanut oil and it's brown sugar pretty sure you've never eaten this could you throw it away I can throw it away I can throw it away I don't say it I know sesame ball fried sesame balls hmm I never had one, could you or couldn't you throw that away? Yes, you could throw anything if you throw it. I'm learning a lot, okay, ready mm-hmm, hit me someone who loves this whole wheat flour three cups of whole wheat flour one cup one and a half cups of oat flour ground cinnamon mm-hmm so it shouldn't be here big apple egg water oil coconut we have made this recently whole wheat flour flour and oats also remember oat flour yes we made it for a video recently it's not Apple Kris that's disgusting whole wheat flour oat flour cinnamon egg water coconut oil it's a cannoli no good so what have we made for our video recently coconut oil I don't know it's a dog biscuit biscuits just being like that cute today like I can't stand it nasty like that doesn't sound good at all no, it's not good okay last okay ten ounces of rice noodles okay, it's patch doesn't pay I was doing it from memory yes, I know you We weren't reading anything, that's how I know it's sesame Pad Thai.

We're really going to finish off that vegetable oil. Sichuan peppercorns. Extra firm pressed or dried tofu chopped into small cubes. Bok choy. Green onions. Peanut butter. Soy sauce. Lime juice. Red chilies. Others. things, but that's it, we have to end it. Oh well, I'll file it if I find anything. I'll find something good, okay, one with something good. I wish I could have finished with ham and bananas, Dutch oranges, that's all. the ingredients you are making are oranges, there is no orange juice, this is a photo of a long blog in front too, yes, okay, I have a real one for you.I don't think I've ever eaten them, but I always have I wanted to try one a cup of all-purpose flour two tablespoons of vegetable oil 2 large boiled potatoes 1 onion, chopped 2 green chilies, chopped very fine 3 tablespoons of oil this was like a session so that's why I said oil twice half a teaspoon of ginger half a teaspoon of garlic coriander seeds coriander lemon and the juice of the lemon teaspoon of turmeric tea garam masala and it has been a red chili powder mmm so you are making some kind of potato so far mmm right, it sounds like a spicy latke no, horrible,

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what garam masala is, no, look what kind of food uses that spice, tasty stuff, all kinds of stuff it's like a curried potato, no, not a great potato, It does not contain curry, let me tell you, it sounds similar to Jamaican germ. or some more samosas mmm you know what they are no, I have only eaten the ones you buy frozen and then I eat them so you know what they are, they are like a small breaded sandwich, yes, very good and they are like fried, I think so, yes, I have never eaten some Simoes, some, I fancy some samosas, some, a Moses, you want to eat samosas with a mimosa, can I have some of your Moses, please, my head, can I have some?

Moses, eat a little. Oh, have some. Moses, leave what, oh, your rice and make it grow. It's okay, baby, baby, it's a cheetah. Can we please have some porridge? OK that's fine. I know and I'm fine with it, I honestly don't care. I eat porridge so I like to put girl on everything I keep above that Oh, would you break up with me if I had to keep a tub of porridge always in the boiler? I'd just think it's a party, a party, you're very unpleasant if Kermit were a human, he'd get cruel if he stood on the question rule 24 hours a day, stirring it up, not at all unpleasant, well, I hope you guys enjoyed this and/or have followed the game.

I didn't give my life in that game. I'm the self-proclaimed winner, no, you are. It's not fair enough even when I can't win, but no, I'm glad you like the idea. I think it's good that you don't like reading. I thought you would have to read the recipe, learn in the applications, but that would give it away. I think we can. also make this again and i will definitely bring that heat once again. I hope you have a wonderful week, I'll see you next week on another

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thanks for listening to our guest recipes and remember, okay, bye, I'm done, I'm done.

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