Playing CURSED Minecraft With REALISTIC PHYSICS..

What is happening today? We're

playing

Minecraft, but it's not really Minecraft. This is fucking Minecraft. Yes, they heard that. We're

playing

fucking Minecraft. As you can see, it's called bad Minecraft, but okay, let's press play. Okay, I don't know. what to expect I watched like five seconds of a video of someone playing this and I thought okay let me watch it uh okay I'll leave that out that sounds perfect to me okay start with the gun always day invincibility spawn zombies, multiple start". with a gun I think I should do it I think I should start with a gun that sounds cool weapons in

minecraft

guys, let's go okay, I'm going to create a world, let's go crazy, what, oh God, I'm going to die, oh, oh Jesus, what? why did I do that?

Scare me so much, oh my god okay we got zombies dude what is this game? This is sick, oh god, fuck, this is fucking scary, there are so many of them, okay, so I have a gun, can I shoot with power? Why is this a horror? Game buddy, oh my god I'm crazy, look at that zombie, wait I want to leave that zombie there, just live how you do buddy, I shot the tree, what the hell is wrong with Minecraft? Guys,

physics

is fine, my goodness, there are so many. Go, go, go, what the hell is this?

Understand, what did I just pick up? That was scary. What is this guy doing? How are you friend? You're okay, oh, now you're dead guys, this is fucking Minecraft, very cool, look at this bat, I have unlimited ammo. Oh Jesus Christ, this is a fucking jump scare horror game. I swear I can shoot blocks and it breaks them. I have blocks, oh, this is, oh, I'm going to build a nice damn house, are you kidding me? This could be sick, oh my God, we. let's go mining bro oh yeah get out of here oh you're dead damn dude are you kidding me?

There is still a dead zombie. Okay, I guess they don't know they're framing zombies. Well, we understand. Get it, dude, wait, okay, fuck you, they're just stomping all over my corpse, okay, maybe we won't spawn zombies, always during the day, let's start with a gun, uh, okay, let's explore a little, it's alright, let's explore bad Minecraft. What the hell is this game? So what am I a bean? I'm a fucking bean. Alright. I'm not a human being. Alright. Understood. This is very extrange. We already have a golden peak. That's great. Why is it swinging? Because? he's doing that, my boy is very excited, he's very excited to play some Minecraft, okay, anyway, let's explore, let's explore it.

I mean, it looks like it's going to be a fucking biome, big grass and whatever, but I love the tree

physics

that are so weird. Can I break this? What I do? I don't get anything. Well, let's get some wood. I want to build a nice little house. You know, this is fucking Minecraft. Okay, it looks like I have diamonds in my inventory, so I don't know what you can create. Well, there goes my tree, I was going to come back here, Frank, what the hell? I'm not used to trees just falling over, wait, wait a second, why can I push the block that's so damned?

Are you kidding? God, that's so fucked up. weird ok let's get more trees this is the weirdest thing i've ever played damn ah stuck in a tree get me out of here oh my god you better mash that like button for this one Damn crazy, stop moving it. He does that with the sword too, that's so weird bro, okay, uh, let's think about some more things, this is so weird, dude, should I go mining? I should go mining bro, maybe I can find some diamonds, what's going on? God, this is it. very strange, well you know what, first let's start building my house, before we go mining, I want to build a stick, break it, wait a second, can I throw a block?

Hold on, yeah, that's kind of sick, actually, that's cool. Minecraft should literally have that okay wait if I do this in the same place I'm not going to move what's so cool I built a brother which is actually a really cool feature I'm not even going to lie like it's a little sickly. That's pretty cool. I like this damn Minecraft. It's definitely

cursed

, but it's cool, let's build this house. Why is it difficult to place the block? Go, well, build a nice damn house, buddy, wait, okay, so what is this andesite? Oh, that's cool, actually, boom boom boom, okay, here we go, buddy, this is going to look so cute, oh my god, the fucking Minecraft mansion, oh you. you've never seen this in your life before oh come on oh my god oh frick i'm out of your mind you can shoot blocks that's so weird why i have a

minecraft

gun sure that's how you mine guys just shoot the blocks that's right Damn no Come back, wood, oh my god, this is the strangest game I've ever played, what am I shooting at?

The sun, okay, I'm not going to run behind that tree, so I'll come back when I'm done. a lot of wood and uh yeah I'm going to build it for a sick fucking house oh my god I climbed the mountain so fast okay guys I've got some stuff uh it's really easy to mine if you can shoot things like that. Sick, they need to add weapons to Minecraft, dude, okay, let's go build. Does that damn thing just bounce? What are you doing in Minecraft? What is this damn Kobe that is so sick? Oh yes, Kobe, Kobe or rest in peace.

My house looks beautiful. 360 far shot oh that was amazing I'm a face clan bro come on what did I just freak out oh my god what did you see go through the hole oh you gotta be kidding me thank god , what a strange thing, friend, oh God. This is so look everyone, look at that big pile of trees here, the house is almost complete, by the way, this is the most annoying thing to build. He keeps shaking her hand. Stop. Honestly, it's the most annoying thing. Can I hit? Can I hit? Mind you, bro, look at this, look at my damn house, are you kidding me?

This is sick, let's make a little table right there, maybe a little cave right here, uh, maybe a little entrance down, stick, oh my God, oh my God, stop, stop now, stop what. oh my god, stop mining, where's my pickaxe, what are you mining?, there we go, I've got the entrance to my cave, pretty sick, okay, keep that gift in mind, there you go, there you go, buddy, You're a stupid idiot, here we go, come on, buddy, this is it. I'm sick, how good, I wish, why am I wasting my time? This doesn't make sense. I will never play this again.

Okay, let's go mining, okay, I built a house for literally no reason, let's go mining, okay? I'm on this dig down I'm not literally digging I'm shooting down hello this is so weird it's a cave oh yeah are you kidding me? We found a diamond that was so easy oh I have so much oh my god this is a fucking load of diamonds bro are you kidding me? I'm 14, what can I do? I was too lazy to make a crafting system, so it's just a button and a recipe, we have 15 weapons, although I don't know what this means because, I have infinite bullets, so what does that mean?

That doesn't make any sense. Okay, sure, I guess if you don't start with the gun, then you're going to have bullets. I don't know, this is weird. Let's continue investigating. down i want to go to the bottom oh more diamonds brother where is my hand brother more diamonds get gang get get get get gang brother we are rich there are like creepers in this game what else is in this game and I want a creeper to find a job rock base frick yeah, okay, that's pretty much it. Can we make a different seed like pee, poop, poop, okay, we're not going to start with the gun, we always spawn zombies during the day, what happens if I don't, so, I have a bullet?

What does this mean? A bullet to shoot a zombie. Where are the damn zombies? I'm trying to push someone back, so I have unlimited ammo. I do not understand this game. Has no sense. What's the point of diamonds if you only have them? Unlimited ammo bro, okay, wait, I want to try something. I have to try something. This will be cool if physics is a thing. I'm going to build the tallest tower in the game and then cut it at the bottom and it should fall correctly. I think we're going to create like an ultra tower, it's going to be sick, wait for it, by the way, like the strange

cursed

games of Minecraft, okay, if you want me to try more cursed games, let me know.

I have a lot of land now let's build a tower to the moon you don't even have to jump just place it. I'm going so high right now, bro, come on. I can't build more. Are you a child? I'm going to die? okay, okay, okay, it's a big tower, wait, let's build one, let's make it a little interesting, it looks there and now it looks really good, right now I'm going to shoot it and it should fall, if my calculations are correct , so it should be. pretty cool, here we go, I'm going to shoot, oh, it just stayed, wait, oh my god, that's so damn.

Minecraft isn't supposed to do that, what the hell did I just build? This is so weird, what the hell is this game? This is so damn, what the hell? This is so weird. Well, anyway, that's it for this game. There's not much else you can do in this game, as if it were the same world. Same thing, everything, so I don't know, there's not much, oh God, wait. What I never used my sword they just relax here that's so weird you're going to attack me or well how are you doing? They're so weird, they're so lazy, dude, this game is called floppy minecraft, they're bad minecraft, so damn chaos. freak you freak you freak you freak zombie freak idiot you're idiots you're all idiots I have half a heart I'm going to die I jumped oh okay gg anyway thank you guys so much for watching this weird video smash that like button subscribe if you're new and I'll watch you everyone in tomorrow's video