Pink Panther And The Colorless World | 35 Minute Compilation | Pink Panther & Pals

(Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (air puffs) (alarm clock rings) (electric static) (birds chirping) YAHOO! (laughter) (heroic music) ♪ ♪ (machine calculates, hums) (evil laughter) (maniacal laughter) (alarm rings) (tearing) (crumbling) (cheers and applause) (doorbell sounds) (grunts) (buzz) electric, grunts) (sucking noise) (electric hum) (grunts) OH! (laughs) MM. (evil laughter) OOH, WHOO-HOO! (laughter) (applause and laughter) (laughter) (sucking noise) (electrical hum) HMM? (growls) (buzzes) (sucking noises) (growls) (beeps) (grunts) (coughs politely) HMM? HMM! AH! (splashes) (annoyed growls) (evil laughs) (sucking noises) (electrical hums) (clicks) HMM, MM, MM. (screams, whistles) (grunts) (grunts) (electric static) (grunts) (laughs) HMM? AH! WOW OH! (electronic static) AH! WOW! (electric guitar attacks) ♪ ♪ (moans) (cheers and applause) (electric static) (freezing noises) (buzzing) AH! (alarm rings) (birds singing) MM.

Hey. (growling) (growling continues) (stomach growling) (unintelligible chatter) AHEM. GRRR! (bell rings) (cheers and applause) (bell rings) (groans) (laughter) AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (cries) (man talking indistinctly on cell phone) (bear growling) (maniacal laughter) (bear growling) AAH! (watch ticking) (engine revving) (laughs) (bell rings) (laughs) (laughs) (stomach growls) HMM. (cheers and applause) (screams) (stomach growls) MM! (whistles) (whistles, dog barking) (dog whining) (barking) (baby crying) (child laughing) (whistles) (whistles) (engine whirring) WHA-- (whistles) (nervous laughter) (barking ) (whistle) HMM? (birds singing) (whistle) (barking) (alarm sounds) (siren wailing) AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! (laughter) (door opens, closes) (barking) (whistling) (classic Pink Panther theme Italian style) ♪ ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (belly growling) (pneumatic hammer blows) (bang) ( crash) (wheezing) (belly grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO!

WELCOME TO MAKE YOUR OWN HAPPY CHEF'S PIZZA. IT WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY IN THE BELLY. BEFORE MAKING THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH COUNTER SPACE. GOOD. NOW OPEN YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT. USE FLOUR AND WATER TO MAKE THE PIZZA DOUGH. NEXT, FOR THE DOUGH TO RISE, OPEN THE YEAST AND ADD HALF OF ITS CONTENT TO THE DOUGH. (rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT USE MORE THAN HALF. (vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURN THE DOUGH INTO PIZZA DOUGH. TO GET THE PERFECT SHAPE AND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH WITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE IT A GOOD TURN WHILE TOSTING IT INTO THE AIR. (birds singing) AH! (camera shutter) (sobs) SAUCE IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF YOUR HAPPY PIZZA CHEF.

FOR A TASTY HOMEMADE SAUCE, MINCE A CLOVE OF GARLIC AND ADD AN ONION TO A PAN. (sniff) (gagging) NOW PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ONE OF THE HAPPIEST DINING EXPERIENCES OF YOUR LIFE. (sobbing) WHEN THE THING STARTS SPARKING, ADD A TOMATO. THE HAPPY CHEF HAS PROVIDED YOU ONE. BUT TO MAKE SURE IT'S RIPE, KEEP IT AT EYE LEVEL, BUT TO MAKE SURE IT'S RIPE, GENTLY. A FRESH, RIPE TOMATO IS FIRM AND HAS SOME SPRING. (onion sobbing) (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (onion laughing) (laughter) WHEN YOU'RE SURE YOUR TOMATO IS RIPE AND FRESH, TRIPLATE IT IN YOUR PAN TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR.

PUTTING SAUCE ON A PIZZA IS AN ART IN ITSELF. SOME PIZZA CHEFS USE A BUTTER KNIFE. OTHERS PREFER THE BOTTOM OF A SOUP LADEL. AS WITH ANY ART, EACH ARTIST MUST FIND WHAT WORKS BEST. THE TRICK IS TO SPREAD IT NOT THIN BUT NOT TOO THICK AND WRONG ALL OVER. TIME TO FINISH YOUR MASTERPIECE WITH THE DECORATIONS: CHEESE. FUNGUS. SAUSAGE. (strong blows) (blows) AND WHATEVER YOU WANT. NOW PUT YOUR FOOT IN THE OVEN, SET THE TIMER AND GET READY TO ENJOY. (yawns) (doorbell rings) THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE NOT A VERY HAPPY CHEF NOW IS IF YOU FORGET TO TURN ON THE OVEN. (laughs) BUT THE HAPPY CHEF HAS WHAT YOU NEED. (rumbling) How's that for convenience?

AH! (skating) (vacuum cleaner hum) (sizzling sounds) (buzz) (buzz) (crash, noise) (buzz) (steam hiss) CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER. ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO TO MAKE YOUR PIZZA EXPERIENCE COMPLETE. CLEAN. (laughs) NOW SERIOUSLY...CLEAN UP! (applause and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER AND MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO IS GOING TO PLAY OUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT'S WHO! THAT'S HOW IT IS. LOW. (applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. NOW COME DOWN. HEY, THANKS FOR STOPING HERE! (bubbly) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW TO FINISH YOUR TASTY DRINK, WHO WILL WIN OUR GRAND PRIZE?

WELL, CHUCK, OUR WINNER TODAY WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE POWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUS NUTRITIONAL ENERGY DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY AND JUST A TOUCH OF NAUSEA. YES, PICKLE POWER WITH ITS MANY USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A DREAM COME TRUE. (bud) WHY NOT RELAX AND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME TAKES CARE OF ALL YOUR TOUGH CLEANING TASKS? EXTREME PICKLE POWER, IT'S PICKLEICIOUS. AVAILABLE IN ALL TRUSTED HARDWARE STORES. IT CAN CAUSE WARTS, MOLES, BALD PAD, FLEAS, LICE, AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH FOOD. ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME AT YOUR OWN RISK.

AND YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE (squeals) WELL. THROW? I guess you're in. GOOD! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU WILL BE AGAINST... YOU KNOW HIM, YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM... HE IS THE DESTRUCT! AND HIS MUCH BRIGHTER COMPANION THE DESTRUCTO, JR. (applause) LET'S PLAY. ROUND ONE. MANY GREAT STUDENTS HAVE BEEN UNKNOWN BY THIS FAMOUS ENIGMA. ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME, CONTESTANTS. THIS IS A TOUGH QUESTION. (laughs) THE DESTRUCT COMES FIRST. WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER, EL? (scribbling and mumbling) OH NO, THAT'S SO WRONG. IT'S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME. SECOND ROUND: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR OPPONENT FROM THAT PLATFORM. (air horn sounds) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, THE DESTRUCT'S BODY HAS BECOME A FINE-TUNE MACHINE.

JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACT AND CONFUSE HIS OPPONENT FROM HIM, HE MOVES CAREFULLY TO DELIVER THE FINISH... OH WAIT! WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. THAT'S A BIG FALL. (splat) THAT'S A BIG FALL. ROUND THREE: BATTLE WITH PUGIL STICKS! OUR CONTESTANT MUST STAY IN THEIR TOWER TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND. (electronic crackle) THE DESTRUCT DOES NOT WASTE TIME. LOOK AT THAT COMBAT-TESTED ACCURACY. WHAT A TECHNIQUE. WHAT STYLE. OUR CONTESTANT SHOULD GIVE UP RIGHT NOW. OH, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! FOURTH ROUND. CHAOS ON THE TREADMILL! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REACH THE FINISH ON A TRICYCLE TO COMPLETE THE TASK.

OH, AND BEWARE OF DESTRUCTION AND DESTRUCTION, JR. (laughs) (horn sounds) THERE GOES, AND THERE GOES THE DESTRUCT. That E-Z chair won't make your life easier. And he better not start feeling too confident. THE DESTRUCT WANTS TO TIRE THIS GUY. AND HE'S NOT JUST PAUSEING. AL-MOOSED HAS DONE IT. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TOO LOVELY, FRIENDS. (delirious laughter) SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT SURE MADE SHORT JOB IN THIS OBSTACLE COURSE. BUT WAIT, THE DESTRUCT HAS ONE MORE Trick UP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT THROW. OR SHOULD I SAY AN ELEPHANT FALL?

OH. ROUND FIVE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE FIRST TO GET THIS FAR! BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE? GLOVE! (audience gasps) (clang) HA HA HA HA! (gulps) READY? GOOD! GO! GO! GO! LET'S SEE HOW HE DOES AGAINST THE COLOSSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH THE DESTRUCT, JR. IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE CHALLENGE SHOES. FOR THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHES, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TURN AROUND. THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING IS OVER FOR OUR BRAVE CHALLENGE. BUT WAIT, IT'S THE OLD CRAYON TRICK! VERY SMART!

THE CHALLENGE HAS GOT HERE BY LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN LUCK TO OVERCOME THE POND OF PAIN. Gum will be needed. GUYS? HERE IS JUNIOR! YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU KEPT THOSE CHEWING CROCS NOW THAT THE DESTRUCTOR HAS YOU IN THE SIGHTS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON. (cannon shot) DESTRUCTO SHOWS NO MERCY TONIGHT. HE'S IN THE LANE...AND DRIVING TOWARDS THE BASKET. AND HERE IS JUNIOR FOR ASSISTANCE. (steam hisses) (laughs) THAT'S IT! I CAN NOT LOOK! (laughs) NOW IT'S ALL OVER FOR OUR CHALLENGE. (LAUGHTER) ALL THOSE PICKLEADE DREAMS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. (alarm sounds) NOW HE SHOT IN THE ARENA OF ANGUSTIA.

THAT? JUNIOR APPEARS TO HAVE LOST POWER WITH THE SUIT. I thought I told you to plug that thing in last night. (applause and applause) WHAT IS THIS? (bell rings) WHAT IS THIS? NO ONE HAS HIT THE TARGET BEFORE! YOU'VE WON! (applause and applause) I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. WE MUST FIX THAT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY WIN? (wheels screeching) (gulp) NO PICKLES WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW.