Pigeon Simulator

Good morning guys, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to Pigeon Simulator. I saw this on Twitter a long time ago and was really excited for it to come out. I was waiting for a demonstration. I was waiting for something so I could dig my the little

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gets in and now the studio is run by the same people who made it I'm a fish I'm Brad all those things they this is part of their new range of prototypes and I'm really excited to film a

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with a loaf in space okay no I don't know what I'm doing in this game apparently it's up to four players what's going on Jesus in this picture and why is it so hot in my room oh Jesus I'm in this okay I feel lost yeah , I have no idea how.

I got here at this time in my life in you two, okay, there's a nest there, I need sticks, okay, there are nests everywhere that need sticks. I like how we have a patient view. I don't know what patient vision is, but I'm glad it exists. Okay, how do I do something? Oh God, I just yell at people, but I pee on them. You're starving. How did you know? Well, where do I get food? I'm only going to attack people where you can find food nearby. containers, okay here we go, he grabbed things as I go, yeah I got it but how can I stop?

I'm not Jesus, here we go, some hate and the best vision I can jump. I'm so pretty. just lay eggs here Oh, everyone be nice to me, it's okay, my God, I haven't had any training on this sword, okay, in our amazing landing, we only attack people dead or alive, you will come with me, okay, bye, directly. someone was mugged I see him another victim another lamb for the slaughter come here Baldy oh okay come on this is the best feature of this game okay you're going to go up the chimney I'm going to put you up here you don't have any I have no choice but to deal with that, okay, wait, wait, wait, I need yeah, down, go, oh god, this feels like it's YouTube in 2016 again, this is so funny, Jesus, did you get run over by a human?

Oh, please, tell me that was the guy who just slapped me Oh No Oh well I'll take him off the street whoever is more heartless the pigeon - put him here and kill them or the people who didn't want to pick up his body later I think That says a lot about humanity, that says a lot about our society, okay, here you go, dinner served, I killed another spy, I just can't stop killing people, I'm addicted, okay, I'm on a mission right now to get sticks Look, I have one. Alright, now dove vision, guide me home.

I need to put it in this nest right here, but how do I do what I said? He just did it again. Oh, I'm going to lay some eggs and my progeny will rule the world that laid eggs. Oh. Sorry, I just shot it a bunch of eggs Mickey D's, that's not Mickey D's, that's KFC, that means I'm eating chicken, oh yeah, will you want that coffee, oh yeah, pieces of trash, your request, I'm eating the trash that I am, I'm a lesser way of being, thanks Gabe, finally a game I can relate to, finally a game that speaks my language, ah they have the goat, the goat from the goat

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, oh that's fun, I like it, I like it when the developers show each one. others a little fun and respect for each other's properties.

I like it a lot. Okay, it's time to eat, so your happy meal is a happy meal. I have big plans again. I can make a nest on top of this thing and I don't know why you. I haven't been doing it because it's a great idea, this is a much better place for a nest. Okay, can I lay eggs? Yes, so many eggs, wait. Can you put more? Can you guys hatch? I want to see what happens. I want to take over the world with pigeons I just put more what's the point oh wait I have goals in France the park at fest the square at fest the factory maybe you have to sit on my balls yeah I have to sit on my balls because I'm an idiot of the pigeons What else was I supposed to do?

Fly around. This is what pigeons do. I can't wait to have more pigeons. I will have pigeons everywhere. I'm going to have an army of doves that will come in and they will all be. like come in and take you to paint, yeah, gross, okay, they need food, hey, hey, stop, I'm a mother, I have ten kids, you're okay, do they need this? I did it? Oh wait, maybe I can feed them. human that didn't work Algie oh oh oh these pigeons almost don't work for the boys damn I killed my pigeon okay the big boy balls are on and let's go for this moment k-mers it's enough playing with this. pigeon

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you know what pigeons are going to solve the climate crisis pigeons will just come out here and plant all the trees themselves pigeons love team trees take oh hush little ones shut up mom is here look I can be a pigeon , Oh wait.

Don't give them food I throw up the food and mom too Mom has to eat first even though mom has a hunting dog and I'm Mac at Mickey D's I don't know I don't know what I do from there I don't know I don't know which button is to throw up on my children too is a phrase I never thought I'd have to say wait a second can I oh hell yeah skateboard pigeon oh don't bring me now you're thinking of me you idiotic humans? stop it ooh, that's what it is oh, I thought it was P because I'm throwing up all over them, yeah, here's my babies, oh my god, you're going to bleed me dry, this is going to work this time, ha ha ha , Yeah.

Get up, my brother, the jittering happens now, this is just, this is an untitled game of goose for pigeons, I'm a pigeon, yes, I can hear them destroy the world, ya honking happens now, brothers, it's okay, it's time to infect the factory, they don't even go. I see it coming. I'm going to stop this city, okay? Britain shit all over the place and I love it, okay my pigeons are almost ready, just a little more food. I have this. I have this. Oh, eat very quickly, very quickly, stop, stop! stop, pigeon man, well, I guess it's really just a normal pigeon, okay, ooh, some things give me a pink thing, I don't know what that means, but I'm excited, like a bagel or a donut, oh yeah, those Bagels are just sugar-free donuts.

Change of mind, y'all know, sorry for this heat, take the pigeon brothers, stand up, honk now, lullaby now take your forklifts and destroy your society, just a normal pigeon, oh, I was in the square where they were receiving. Oh, come the exterminators. How am I supposed to do about it? How am I supposed to deal with a van? Drop a human on her. That's going to work. I have high hopes for this, brothers under attack, it's setting my nest on fire. Well, they don't need the nest. You see here, eat his brain, oh my God, I broke it, he's stuck in the fence now, okay, no, eat him, eat pieces of him, yes, eat him, okay, I'll make an example, oh dear, look this truck, you see this and then you die, God.

Damn, I'm starving. Someone burns my nest again. Are you serious? I didn't even give myself a warning. God, okay, wait, kids, mommy's coming, mommy, seven foot chicks, I'm coming back, going downtown, flying fast, I'm a pigeon, do it, okay, mommy's here, mommy's here, yeah, eat the yellow, eat the slime. I will do that. murder you, how do you feel murdered and yet murder you there, did you martyr yourself? I got hurt in my confusion. Is this enough for you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they infest the park, this is really, this is all coming together now, okay, get the food right, yeah.

Dad, this is a very difficult game to play alone, this one is red, what does that mean? But I only eat spicy food, okay I tried, I tried jumping to the other table which didn't work, how am I supposed to do this? I'm full Oh the first time that happened I got full and then I spilled all over oh my god I broke the wall. I didn't even know you could do that. Okay, lay eggs. Well, no, wait, you're under attack, but no. dead still okay, okay, I'm just waiting for this, I'm waiting for this, sorry, wait a little more buds, I've never been that interested in pigeons before, okay, no, this should be easy to do because it starts on a high bar, hell yeah that will teach him lol great ok he says I responded to protect the nest by destroying his truck.

Can I destroy your truck with eggs? I don't know and now I'm going to die of hunger. Damn, the exterminators are gone. from the park oh yeah okay last area oh let's do this let's teach about cunning the cooing starts now the cooing doesn't sound the same the honks are way cooler okay you can make this mama bird fill those bad boys, up, yeah, and quick, the old town is they all infest the park and the infested factory. I did that, the nests were destroyed, well, my cock, oh ah, I can actually aim, that's good, I can also starve, like always.

That's epic, not dying in a Famine every time I'm so close to finishing off the last thing an exterminator comes and destroys. I really want to know what those damn purple barrels do. How dare you attack my nest? Oh, dove, oh, there's another one under attack. Damn, I just killed that guy without even trying. Okay, and I need to feed the girls here. This is the last one. I know I'm supposed to destroy vans and all that jazz, but honestly, I don't. I don't really know how the game works, so I'm going to play it my way and you're going to have to deal with it, you're okay with that, you came with that big baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the best pigeon. congratulations, your pigeon and your children have infested the city, humanity swallows it up, the deserved pigeons have taken over when you look out the window and see a pigeon flying for now, you won't just look, go, hey, stupid pigeon, you look at it and Think, oh my goodness, no, oh, right here, well that works for pigeon bread face, a really cool little game, a little tedious and a little annoying, but that's only because I was playing alone and you can support up to four players, so I think so.

If you played with some friends, this would actually be super fun because you could fly around and everyone could interact. You can have one person like in the nest where the other person goes and fills up and then once the eggs hatch, she comes. she would throw up on them and then you would get up faster than ever. I didn't really understand some of the mechanics. I know I had to destroy the fans but I didn't know how to do it and sometimes I would try to grab things and destroy them and hit them and all that kind of stuff, sometimes I would end up hurting you more than finding out what was going on so I didn't want to hurt you too much to my pigeon because it kept dying all the time, so I'm not trying to destroy things as much as I probably should have, but all I know is that pigeons are scary creatures and they can stick their heads out and their bread and destroy the world. .

I don't know what else to tell you, but anyway, thank you all for Watch it if you liked it and if you love pigeons and want to be prepared for the revolution, don't forget to like the video because if you don't, a pigeon will come to you home and it will spread all over your bed. don't make the rules that's how it is but also don't forget to subscribe if you're new here and want to see more fun videos like this and also suggest some games in the comments and I'm all set. smelly ears but until then the honk win now is brothers