Pick 'n' Roll | Game Of Zones S7E2

Hello old friend. Ah, to be Dwyane. Welcome to Mediadel. You will be reporting an injury. It looks like the horse will be out...indefinitely. I've seen that brand before. Yes. It's a manual check, right? Since the horse injury, my Tor'Onto birds have become useless. They just repeat the same things over and over again. -Jordan is the GOAT! -This generation is soft! Well, whatever it is... it seems to have spread. Dwyane, we have to get to Cream City! Giannis, come quickly! We're under attack... Welcome everyone to a very special edition of Inside the Realm. Dear Masters of the Mediadel.

I now present to you the audition of Ser Dwyane Wade, for consideration of press credentials. Today, Ser Dwyane will report on the horse's injury. Dwyane, how will this affect the House Raptors? It's bad... it's very bad, um... It's a shame. He was her glue boy. Now more than ever. Wait. I have not finished. The reason it's bad is because Ser Jordan and the entire Dream Team have returned and are going to destroy our Kingdom, one house at a time. What are you doing? Just wrap it up. Listen, no slander on Jordan here, but he's too old!

Father Time is undefeated, right? And let's face it, the only return Chuck makes is to the buffet table. Yes, but that's the point. Everyone is back to their best. This is patently absurd! How could that be possible? The Soul Box. Oh, nonsense! My reports showed that the Soul Box was destroyed in Bostonia! Yes, that was a top-19 moment in Bostonia basketball history and, therefore, basketball history. The power of the Soul Box is not in the box, it is in the fragments. That was just a normal fart. No, the FRAGMENTS. The fragments of the shattered Soul Box.

They are made from the wood of Thou Maker's original peach baskets, Hickory Georgian Hardwood. HGH! Oh, Jordan must have gotten the shards in the Terry Rozier trade. That's why he paid so much. Oh, nonsense, Brian! I call mischief. Where is your proof? Mom, there goes that man... horse. How's THIS for evidence? -Is that Dan Majerle? -I think he is Rex Chapman. Who is that? That's Wally Szczerbiak! No, it can not be! Why not? Because I'm Wally Szczerbiak! I think it's Tom Gugliotta. No! I'm Tom Gugliotta. No you are not. You are Bobby Sura. Correct. This is Christian Laettner.

Pop! -OOOHHHHH, Christian Laettner. -That's how it is. -He was on the Dream Team. So you're telling me the Dream Team is back?! I do not see the problem. This is the story of the century. Yes. But it would be the last story. Ser Jordan seeks to permanently end the debate, to prove that he is the GOAT of GOATS. He comes for me. No, Paul. TRUE. It's the truth. If someone comes for LeBron. Hey, that's my part! The people of each city he conquers become mindlessly nostalgic and lacking passion for the modern

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. Tor'Onto is already gone... -What? -Nooo!

Just like the Mill of Waukee... They are the best house in the Kingdom! Also, Detroit and Chicago. -Oh, okay. -Well, that's understandable. -I mean, Zach LaVine is pretty solid. No, he is not. We need to form a damn wall! It's no use. There is no house in this Kingdom that can beat the Dream Team. You're right. That's why we have to build one. Ladies and gentlemen of Mediadel, we'll need your All-Realm tickets a little earlier this year. Thank you all for being here in this 'All Hands' Emergency Kingdom. By now, everyone should be familiar with the threat facing our Kingdom.

So, without further ado, I will announce the members of the Super Super House, known as the Knights of the Round Dance, selected by the Masters of the Mediadel. Are you serious? The Mediadela? -What do they know? -Of course, the choice of the Blog Boys... As president of the Knights Guild, I believe that this decision should be made by us, the knights of the Kingdom. HEAR! HEAR! I don't know if it's a... wise... idea. This is not the time of yesteryear! This is the era of knight empowerment. Let's vote or we won't fight their battles. Yeah! Okay, but take this seriously.

Well, that's another vote for Jamal Crawford. Oh Jesus Shuttlesworth… another vote for Melo. Another vote for Vince Carter, who is 42 years old. Brilliant. Actually I'm 43 years old now. Oh look. The three Plumlee! ...and Jamal Crawford again. Look, if you're not going to take this seriously... I took it seriously. You voted for Allen Iverson. He can't even play anymore. How are you going to disrespect Iverson like that? One of you even voted for Michael Jordan. Hey, Ser Jordan was unstoppable in his prime. Yes we know! That's the whole point. We have to defeat him. Well, good luck with that.

Maybe we should let the fanlings vote. Yeah! Okay, listen... we experimented with letting fans vote for the final spot on the list... Let's just say it was a mistake. Well, who did they choose? Tacko Fall. Damn! OK dude. You're still my little GOAT. And while we can all agree that we love Tacko...we can also agree...we don't want Tacko to defend the Kingdom against the Dream Team. So you're going to disrespect Tacko like that? Wow. Okay, Tacko, do YOU ​​want to go against the Dream Team? Uh, not particularly. Good. Thank you. You can sit. I'm sitting.

Listen, this is not just any battle. If we lose, our fans will abandon us, our economy will cripple, and our society, which is based solely on an interest in basketball, will crumble around us. Before you know it, we will be on the brink of extinction, like the ice towns of Hockeynia. So, here are Mediadel's official

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s for the Knights of the Round Dance. King James, Being Wardell Stephen Curry II, Being Anthony Davis, Being James Harden, Being Kawhi Leonard, Being Jayson Tatum, Being Rudy Gobert, Being Luka Doncic, Being Dame Lillard and Being Joel Embiid. And the substitutes for the injured Kevin de Durant and the defeated Giannis Antetokounmpo will be...

Nikola Jokic Hey, yes! House nuggets! We did it! And finally, as a point guard, the small and often controversial, but incredibly smart... Being Chris Paul. Are you kidding me? -Ridiculous! -How dare you! -Are you serious? I'm an artist! I know I know. Many of you are dissatisfied and have a feeling of contempt, but we must move forward. So where is this big battle supposed to take place? I propose that we take them to the mountains, to the Denver Highlands. Denver? I think we should all fight for the Purple and Gold. What better place for such a great super house?

I could never wear those colors. We should fight for Houston. No house better represents the modern

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, the cutting edge of battle strategy. No, there's no way I'm doing that. We're not going to any of those places. The location of the battle has already been chosen. It will take place in a house that everyone agrees on. A place where we can minimize guarantees because fans are rare and already stuck in the past. A house with a history of defense. But the most important thing is a place whose market viability I am interested in testing... Tonight we travel... to Seattle.