Peyton Manning's a psychic #OpenBook

Now, the moment everyone has been waiting for is a high school All-American, a college All-Pro, an All-American, the NFL magazine he is proud of during his show in Muncie, Indiana, he made laugh so hard at a woman on the floor that she. Pants lady, you, Peyton Manning, won another Super Bowl man. I'm so happy for him, it's amazing things, a really good guy and he's the only person who can know, talk to release everything for the rest of his life, yeah, he wins the Super. Bowl kisses his Papa John's right in the face there's free pizza forever, now what do I put on my label mm-hmm?

I'm going to go home and drink a lot of Budweiser, there's free beer forever, what more do I need, man? I love diapers. I love it. I wish you had gotten into 15 different commercials. They are completely exhausted and would pay him the rest of his life for free. Because he could do that if I appeared on TV, which he would never do. for football, but let's say I was interviewed after a game because I had some cool hunts, you know, cool, they're like that, how did you hit it low today? I'm a good question last night I drank a lot of Budweiser and then I drove in my Cadillac I drank 14 Red Bulls I tried a couple 5 hour energy I was going to use some Ozzy and Trista made hairspray that's why I kicked so well take care of yourself and left, Roger Goodell would have called me the next day, hey, let's talk, yeah.

Lunch is go ahead and shut up, hey Roger, you got it. I got a chance to hang out with Pete and from time to time, you know, we obviously shower together. I already told that story, it's a good day, but before we really knew it. He asked me to go on a golf trip with him and it was fantastic and I honestly think the only reason they asked me is because he looked around the locker room. It was like that guy was white. He can play golf. He was wrong. Emma played in the pack. you want to go golf I was in French Lick Indiana, of course I do, I have to learn to play golf.

I borrowed the Adam Vinatieri club. He didn't even have a club. I have Vinny, hey, I don't know if you were invited, but it's okay. If you thought I was invited, yeah, I've got family, I've got kids, I'm going, I don't have your golf clubs, make sure, so I'm going to play golf with them at French Lick Indiana and I lost about give or take and 160 of Peyton Manning's golf. . balls, if you go to French Lick Indiana right now, there's about a 90% chance you'll find a ball with the number 18 P and a horseshoe because I sprayed stuff all over the game.

I was very confused as to why. I think I was there after my first two golf shots, but he quickly figured out why he had forgotten I was intoxicated. I became the entertainment for the night and I knew my role and I was going to execute it, so I was doing a good job, so let's go have dinner and drinks after the first round of golf and we go back to the hotel and to get to your room you have to walk through the casino, go up some escalators and then you go to your room and he had rented a bus and apparently word had gotten out that Peyton Manning was coming back because as soon as we parked the bus outside there were like 50 people outside waiting for autographs and when I got off the bus first everyone looked like that was it and there was I did the same thing so I just dodged those people and went straight into the casino, obviously Payton made stops to get an autograph from everyone.

I think a couple of women asked them if they wanted to fornicate and I'm not sure I wasn't there. I'm just assuming what I would do if I were a woman. I saw Peyton Manning on a date. No, it's okay, I'll come out here. He said no to all of them, but I was way ahead of them because he was outside, so I stopped. at the roulette table and I arrive, I go, how are you doing?, yes, it takes $500 and chips, I don't know why I have $500, I don't even think it's mine, but I love you all, sure since you're getting these chips. and I start putting them into numbers.

I'm like if you use the number one you're definitely going to hit it. I was picked 22nd overall in the draft. Number two I will surely hear when I review the numbers to get out of there. Terry. I know it touches his topo. enter him and our heroes and I start going through it and you know what they say like a buzz that started when someone walked into the room when Pete and walked into that casino the buzz started, everyone there was like dude, dude, dude, dude, Friend, friend, friend, Michael, I think. You thought of me as C's big hit right there while even the dealers got involved like the guys dealt me ​​the chip, looks like yeah, you painted a handle here and I just sat there like you were my fucking chip buddy .

I gotta bring this whole house down here, I take all the chips and I'm like stacking my chips and they come to my table and Peyton Manning just slaps your ass and I'm like, well, I'll never do it. Washing that butt again, how's it going? That's good and everyone at the table just looked at me like who you are. I'm your caddy. I'm a caddy. Nothing to see here, stood behind me for a couple of minutes, just friendly. I watched it all happen and he walks away and says, how about that red 18 with a wink and a gun and walks away and I go?

Well, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Shh, I left. I like that you're a gangster, so I got all my chips out of all my other numbers, right, I was moving other people's chips like, hey, I gotta get mine, I got it, I gotta get mine out from under. I'm sorry. and I put all my chips on 18, okay, and everyone at the table looks at me and says, we should probably do that too, huh, every chip on the whole table was on 18, it looked like the Eiffel Tower, I've never seen it before, how I spent We're just waiting there and I think, "This looks better." I'm going to be a hero here.

I think suddenly the number stops. What is red? 18 Hello to the other people at the table like, "Oh my God." Jesus himself walking by Christina already slowed down a little and left a key Nick, no one is going to believe it, just like picking up my chips like I don't know what just happened. I go out, I withdraw the money. I go and wake up. The next morning is the first time I see Peyton since the gun in the wink and aegyo. I know hey man did you know that 18 hit when you said that and he says yeah and it was at that exact moment that I said well Satan tells me to jump I'm going to go ahead and jump and now everyone knows why I ended up on that channel supposedly supposedly