Pepsiman (PS1) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

ＡＡＡＡＡ Ha, I finally found you. Please, why do recruiters keep coming? Wait a minute. "TV-GAME with Pepsi" Oh... you're the TV-GAME man! Hey, why do you want to say "TV-GAME" instead of

video

game

s? There is no time to explain this now. I'm here to deal with this threat... Pepsi Superman aaaaAAA AAAAAAAAA Ha! RRRRRRRRRR That's it, bitch, back off. Okay, I bought us some time. Pepsi Superman must be stopped. He's just evil and he won't stop until the entire universe... turns into Pepsi. Looks like I know how to do it. Mom doesn't care. Still, can we talk about TV-GAME?

Still don't understand? He will never stop and take away the things you love. He turns all the things you appreciate and value into Pepsi. As long as you take the bait, he will gradually destroy your life. Once, my refrigerator was full of delicious and nutritious drinks. . Food lettuce... almond milk... tofu flavored tofu... they took it all away... leaving only Pepsi It turned my dog ​​into Pepsi! Do you remember the aluminum cans scattered throughout the living room? There are some aluminum cans in there... that used to be my wife... and my kids! I sell my family members turned into aluminum cans so I can pay for their funerals!

He broke me up He broke me He destroyed me Yeah, I can understand He too... Turned my beer into Pepsi You gotta help me, buddy! You have to help me, help me avenge my family, okay... So how do we make it stop? Luckily, you asked... I've been developing a secret weapon for the last twenty years and I hid it somewhere he's never seen. Behind you! Are you hiding it behind my back? That? No! Ah ah ah ah television man! You saved me! Friend, are you okay? Ah... ah... doesn't this seem okay? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I turned into Pepsi!

Run! Ah Zhai! Go to the factory! Go fast! factory? Factory... Factory... Of course! This factory! 【Coca-Cola】 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh... Oh... What should I do? Ah... that's right, good, fresh breath! RRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) Okay, it looks like I'm dead, A-Zhai! 【Mandala beads for fresh breath】 ( ˘•ω•˘ ) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR aaＡＡaaaａAaａAＡＡaＡAAAＡAaaＡA Omg, ugh, I need to go on vacation. No wonder you're wearing this shirt. Is dead? No, that's just orange soda. Have you ever tried mixing Coca-Cola and orange soda? Germans love to drink... They call it Spezi. It's disgusting. He can't move anymore. It's over. No... There is still no Pepsi Superman.

He also has to be eliminated. Oh... well... can you at least tell me what "TV-GAME with Pepsi" really means? In fact, I no longer have that memory. My brain has been filled with Pepsi. Take this chain and let me slowly sink into the orange soda. Then I can achieve a truly dramatic death. ...like a hero, bitch! Pepsi for the funeral ＼♫ PEPSIMAAAN ♫／