Penn & Teller fooled by a cookie

In this envelope I have a prediction of who our next act will be. He was right. He is a magician. My name is Chris Lyceum. He rose like the flower. I am a magician. I do close-up magic in haute cuisine restaurants, highlighting the childlike aspect of adults. Being a magician has given me the opportunity to stay home and raise my son. It has been incredible, and it has also helped me reconnect with my childish side. I had become suffocating and unapproachable because I had a certain vision of what a magician was. He's supposed to be in my head, so I've stripped away all that kind of stuff and now it's just me when I perform for people, I mean, I'm having a good time, they're having a good time, they're paying me for it. it. making people happy is great please welcome Chris Rose this is great hello guys I'm Chris and I need help tell him could you join me on stage?

Honestly, they scare me. I'd like to invite Alison. Could you join me? Everyone give

teller

and Alison a big round of applause one for nothing a few years ago my life was pretty organized everything had its place and it stayed there then my wife and I had a son who is now almost two years old and moves like lightning the of you who are parents will know what I'm talking about my life has become total chaos the last time I learned this lesson was while working around the house my things dangerous things went where everything goes when the air baby right in the mouth like Father I want to do everything right.

I want to teach my son and lead by example, so I came up with a game. It's really my time to teach you. I call it snack time and since this is Las Vegas, I guess I'd up the ante. I'm going to give you two a chance to win all the money in my wallet. Oh, what do you think of these $100 bills? $100 bills. I'm going to give each of you a chance to win $100 cash. I will explain to you. how to play, but first, snacks are exciting. Allison has a

cookie

. Thank you. Surely you can go ahead and put it there.

Hey, you've got one for yourself, great, don't eat it yet. We need something to drink. You are not lactose intolerant. Aren't you okay? So here's the game, it's similar to Simon Says. If you do exactly what I do, you will earn $100. If you don't do exactly what I do, you'll lose everything you have to do to earn that $100. do it from now on ready Oh, sorry, you just lost, well, I really lost. Oh mmmm you can have the money guys you didn't win and of course when I play with my son I don't reinforce failure. with you I will make an exception here Allisyn some fresh

cookie

s for you take them home share them with your family thank you always and tell him this is for you now don't lose you never know where he will reappear you can have that choose me thank you for giving me the cookies tonight your field is okay Larry, hug the nail oh that's so gross okay sorry I'm getting distracted because the cashier is inspecting the cookie.

I really hope he doesn't eat it because we know where it came from, okay, so someone presented this idea to you and he ate a cookie. Oh guys, name it color 20. Oh geez, should I? Oh, this was a family show. God, no, they're just dysfunctional families. Okay, um, me. I'm going to talk to them because I'm worried about the cashier's stomach gentlemen oh come on before the experiments on the cashier's belly so before he throws up let's go to this cashier now he's eating cookies with everyone he's eating with cookies. over the last 15 years he soon looks a little green, eh, let's start with the nail, shall we?

Yeah, rather than tell you I'm carnie trash, I'm cheap carnie trash and the brilliance of doing the fool routine, but only doing half of it It's cool, really cool, and living like that is a great thing and I bet if you did Well, I don't know if you've ever worked at the carnival, but look, at the carnival that nail trick sure has a lot of appeal. I'm telling you that right now you would have a lot of strength, now let's go to your cookie, I mean the one that was eaten, yes, the one that was eaten, yes, now we all know that the drink in the water chokes and covers the mouth and he spits.

Back up I was ready for that joke, I think, and this is me thinking, looking at it from here, the cashiers aren't sure, but I'm going to take my chances. I'm not sure. I think what you did there was no sleight of hand. I think it wasn't a trick I think it wasn't a fake prop I think what you did there on that stage was something I'm calling right now mouth play I think you did it with mouth play I think he did it No I don't think you loaded another cookie I don't think the palm of your hand came off I don't think you stole one anywhere I think you made a salt pun come on, run, I'm supposed to confer tonight on the confirmer, deny you, well?

Are you skilled enough with your mouth? I am skilled, are you with your mouth? Now you're getting personal I'm getting real personal calling it good and with your mouth Chris Roley how skilled are you with your mouth I'm very skilled with my mouth but it wasn't a pun wait it wasn't it's not a pun words, if you really put that cookie in another way, you really did it, we did experiments, we looked, we think you should almost be able to hold that in your mouth while you drink and say no. It's not right, okay, so you

fooled

this man.

Okay, who do they fuck? Thank you. Some trophies just fell from the sky. Will we see another one? We'll find out after this.