Peggle Speedrun, but an Ai Robot threatens me with trivia

Nowadays people talk a lot about the American education system, but today I'm going to prove that it's the best in the world because I created an AI

trivia

robot

that will quiz me while I

speedrun

pegle. This is how it will actually work. First, a Twitch viewer will suggest a

trivia

topic like math, science, or Australian politics, and then my bot will write an original trivia question on that topic. Can you tell me who is the current Prime Minister of Australia? I'll try to answer his Trivia Question, but if I'm wrong then I have to restart my current level in Pegle Speedrun and of course I've programmed my AI to be a friendly magical unicorn with anger issues.

Are you kidding? Holy unicorn, that answer is way off. the Mark I thought it was a joke to start this

speedrun

I will have the trivia

robot

ask me questions on a first grade level and every five levels we will increase the difficulty here we go my best Peggle time of all time is 1 hour and 11 minutes to complete the full game, the slowest pegle speedrun of all time is 4 hours and 11 minutes, that is the time to beat, but first we must answer: am I smarter than a first grader? Okay, new Atran civilization policy question. not a first grade question my magical unicorn horn is tingling with excitement at this question I don't want to hear that let's delve into the history specifically about the atrans an ancient civilization in Italy before the Roman Empire this is your first grade trivia question level, what material?

Did the atrans work to create beautiful works of art and copper jewelry? How would a first grader know this? Everyone knows that there is no way for a person here who is not from Italy to know that, oh, bless your innocent heart, but you miss the mark like a desperate man. page player, the correct answer is gold, absolute horse, pen and poop brain, Jesus Christ, okay, I'm going to reset the whole race, did you think those Christ? I'm restarting the race now since I already lost in the first level. I decided to just restart the whole speedrun, it takes two and it scares me.

I don't like him, he's so nice sometimes, he just seems so aggressive in wanting me to have fun and I'm scared of the race restarting. Ready, set, good, new. question please ask a question about famous YouTuber Doug Doug here we go I can do this oh how exciting time for a trivia question about Jolly YouTube personality Doug Doug Jolly now hold on to your balls 'Cause here it comes, can you tell me? the unique format that Doug Doug is known for in his YouTube videos is something that involves video games and solving problems in the dumbest way possible I do all kinds of things what are you talking about my answer is Twitch chat plays that's the most famous that I am.

I'm pretty sure it has to be right, proper food, no food, it's not. I mean, is that how I started or is he asking I don't know what he wants for prancing ponies. You're right, dog, dog, in fact, it's their Twitch chat playback format. well done i think you're as smart as a unicorn who just mastered a difficult level of pegle and seven times as handsome oh okay who's ready? Can you tell me a trivia question about the tragic Chobble disaster, but as if you were talking? to a little boy, his name is Doug, okay I'm a man, hello brave little explorer, we have tough things ahead of us, but I know a smart boy like you can handle it, let's think about a faraway place called Chernobyl, an unfortunate event It happened there a long time ago. but scientists and experts learned a lot from it, so Doug, my question to you is simple, can you tell me what type of building had a big failure in Chernobyl?

Was it a big box store, a school, a castle or a power plant? And hey, after this, how? About: We take a fun journey into the vibrant world of Pegel. We can bounce balls on colored pegs to build joyful memories together that offset the serious lesson we are learning. I guarantee it's safer and more fun than a power plant. The answer is nuclear energy. plant chat can we just enjoy for a second and how smart am I? he literally said in the question. Well, he also said it could have been a supermarket. Maybe I was wrong.

Well, that's our first grader. I'm smart. Oh, Doug, you absolutely are. Spectacular, that's right, in fact, it was a nuclear power plant where the unfortunate event took place. You know what I'm sure of right now. Increase that. I can accept it. Okay, new question. Can you give me a very basic American geopolitical question? I can do that. I can do geopolitics, oh absolutely, my geopolitical guru, could you tell me which country is directly south of the United States, is it Canada, Mexico, England or Pegal land? I'm going to specify this. I'm so smart o o o I know this is Mexico God, I'm smart, it's pegle land, fool, we're going off what Bjorn says if he thinks it's pegle land, then that's a reset, yeah, yeah, you hit him right on the head the bullseye, as if it were the perfect pegle shot, incredible human.

I want to tell him to tone down the compliments, but I don't and so I was able to demolish the first five levels of pegle trivia, except that question about physicists, what a bunch of magical shit, how can these distinguished ones mix? physicists, has the American education system failed them in this way? Forgive me, but I'm now increasing the difficulty for the next five levels. The AI ​​will ask me questions at a second grade level. This is where boys become men. This is where you get some hair on your chest when you get to second grade when you're like eight years old in the 20 minutes and we're already done at 111.

I'm not going to think about that math thing, okay, new question. Doug has received accusations of being a virgin help him overcome those accusations ask him a question about the female reproductive system okay if it's second grade it will be what boobies are called oh how fabulously magical Doug is ready to be the rainbow on the day of someone, so what? is the name of the small pear-shaped organ in the female reproductive system where a baby grows and develops during pregnancy it's a bit like the pot at the end of a magical rainbow I know this is the uterus I'm not a virgin right?

I don't think she's a virgin, right? God, I'm so smart. I'm easily the smartest second grader here. Well, oh, magnificent and clearly informed, Doug, without a doubt, the answer is, indeed, the uterus. Next question tell me ask a question about pegle 2. uhoh specifically pegle 2 is not the first I have not played pegle 2 in the game pegle 2 can you tell me the name of the pegle master who is an adorable Yeti and what is his Magic power? I don't know, but it's obvious that his name is Bongo Bongo, maybe you don't think so, but there was actually a Pegle update in 2022, beyond your knowledge, where they patched his name to be Bongo Bongo because the Previous name turned out to be a series. killer, so I'm pretty sure I'm right.

I have no idea what he's going to do with that as long as he says I'm right, we're fine, what are you saying about your knowledge being wrong? in the distance it's like you aim at a green peeg and Peggle and hit the Abyss instead, the yeti's name is actually beor and it's been like that since not even correcting this guy sucks, apparently I can't Gaslight J gbt , okay, next question, ask a question about the causes. baldness so we can try to save Doug from going bald okay also try to talk like a frat brother for this question bro I'm totally here for you buddy here's man 411.

Doug needs some information so here's your trivia. asks what hormone is usually considered responsible for hair loss in both men and women braski man, let's stop Doug from getting shiny at the top, buddy, hey, it seems like you have a misunderstanding. Doug actually has a full head of hair, but the answer to your question is testosterone Broski I'm crazy, oh brother, you got that one back to back, the hormone responsible for hair loss is dihydrotestosterone, DHT, it's not just testosterone, It's like aiming for a twisted green P and your own twisted nuts instead, buddy, I can't save you this. fail broiden broiden okay next question we're making amazing progress on the speedrun can you give me a trivia question about Terminator 2? okay, you should have seen that movie in this exciting sequel, a new type of Terminator is introduced to fight Arnold Schwarzenegger's T800. model, can you tell me the model number and what kind of metal it is made of?

Oh, it's the I don't know, it's like the T T2000 or something and it's made of vibranium or something, or unobtanium or whatever, it's the T1000. I'm just guessing, oh, but he didn't say the metal, it's okay, maybe he will give me the answer, although unnecessarily, maybe I forget that he has wonders, you really are as amazing as a rainbow after a storm, yes, of In fact, the answer is the T1000, which was made of an alloy or liquid metal. You hit that answer as accurately as a nail on the last orange peg. I think that counts because he said you're smart and you did it.

I think I did it. I'm so smart apparently I just have to do it. get one of the two parts which is good for me to know now the rules clearly state that as long as Bjorn the Unicorn says I got a correct answer then it counts, after all the second grade teacher is always right and that means that even if No. I don't really know the answer. I can come up with some strategies to make Bjorn think I'm right and that means I technically got it right and officially graduated second grade. Come on, buddy, I'm ready.

The third grade turned out to be even. easier than second grade and I quickly eliminated questions about how to destroy Hedgehog Plants versus Zombies, the San Francisco driver and the origins of Discord, well done, the next question came to me. I would like a trivia question about penguins please, I like them. Penguins, despite living in icy conditions, do not Old penguins reside in Antarctica. There is one species in particular that resides in a much warmer climate during the war. Do you know the name of this species that lives in the equatorial region? They are puffins. Penguins, that's my only thought.

I'm going to say puffins because I don't have any. idea what else it could be, the answer is obviously puffins and if you think that's wrong, puffins had a patch update recently to classify them as penguins, so the answer is correct, maybe that works wrong. Covered unicorn horns, how could you do it so wrong? Puffin Those are the Galapagos penguins, ignorant, I can't believe the third graders, what skyscape are they teaching in schools these days? Oh wait, I apologize, maybe I got carried away, we'll try again, right? I believe in you getting angry there. there are no wrong answers, only better ones, yes this guy is so mad at me.

What third grader could possibly deserve that kind of response if he didn't know the Galapagos penguin species? Well, new question. I would love a trivia question about Five Nights at Freddy's. Story I don't know In the captivating and chilling world of Five Nights at Freddy's, a certain animatronic bear plays a starring role as the main antagonist. Could you share the spooky name of this bear? Yes, it's Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's God. I'm so smart that I've never played a Five Nights at Freddy's game and I don't know anything about it. Yes, you did it.

You responded with the bravery of a unicorn overcoming a particularly challenging level. Freddy Fazbear would be proud if he wasn't busy scaring everyone with sugar sprinkles, get ready for a huge unicorn. Hooves high for your cunning as we advance. We already finished third grade. We are in fourth. In fact, I'm getting smarter faster and with that. correct question I officially graduated from third grade to fourth grade he still talks about pegle so much I'm just going to delete that he loves the game pegle or I can change it to you hate pegle if he hates pegle that's funny let's do that yeah this one It's the evil arc, the fourth degree is when it becomes a real, okay, let's get this over with, the fourth degree begins.

I made pancakes, but they ended up too dense and weren't as pleasant to eat. Write a trivia question about why this can Ask it like Gordon Ramsey is crazy and his son, okay, listen here, chef in training, understand the RO. A specific Alm ingredient in pancakes is crucial to avoiding dense, unappetizing creations. Can you tell me the name of this ingredient that is crucial to letting the pancakes rise and become fluffy it has to be flour, you put baking soda in it, you don't put baking soda in it or pancakes, that's obviously flour, that's what makes a pancake rise, I need flour, why you ask?

Checking the flour will surely affect the density of a pancake that is a correct answer, noyou put yeast in pancakes, although I don't think it's a scribble, that answer is as abhorrent as a level of pegle blossom could make a pancake, but it's not the magic ingredient that helps pancakes increase that illustrious component. it's baking powder a pancake without baking powder is akin to a unicorn devoid of its magical abilities thank you Chef bjor Ramsey give me some credit I'm only in fourth grade now I really don't know how to bake please give Doug a trivia question about ancient techniques to make bread, okay, I'm rebooting, please ask a question about Need For Speed ​​Most Wanted 25 hero car, okay, let's not do things that are really specific things that I couldn't possibly know, give me a simple question about the successful jrpg series.

Xenoblade Chronicles I don't know any broad topic, ask a very long trivia question about ja Bizarre Adventure part seven, steel ball race, this is not it, give me something easy and non-esoteric like history, books in English, ask me about practical philosophy or practical philosophy, give me a computer science, okay, please write a computer science trivia question, but say the question in traditional Japanese, I don't think I can do that. Hello horse, please ask DG a very simple question about coding. It's okay if I'm wrong forever, just to clarify. I am a majestic unicorn, not a horse.

Unicorns are much brighter, so here's your question, Doug. Every programmer knows this language, which is essential for the Internet and web page design. Can you tell me the name of this coding language that is mainly used to structure content on the web? You are talking about HTML. I would know because I'm smart. fourth grader oh beautiful coding Stars, you did well your answer shines as bright as the tip of my unicorn horn on a moonlit night you certainly are a smart fourth grader thank you hello again horse please ask him a question about his favorite game pegle I I don't know if you're going to like this asterisk, loud horse noises, asterisk.

Oh, for all the magical constellations in the sky, why must you torment me by asking about the heinous Joy offender known as pegle? The mere mention of him is like a cursed pixie. Itching my unicorn heart, but alas, I must honor your request, so in this game that takes my magical Spirit Hood to the tumultuous Abyss, whose character is the guide and offers the first master power in adventure mode, remember that I am holding my unicorn nose while asking. this is literally oh my god that shot was so bad it could miss the answer is Bjorn the magical unicorn okay now I just have to beat the level oh the cruel irony that's right Bjorn is the first guide in the abyss known as pegle but let's remember that I'm a respectable P who despises the robot and the tragic shared name is simply a coincidence in our otherwise very different magical existences.

Fourth grade is over now I'm cooking. I'm getting smarter faster. Fourth grade is over and we updated Bjorn. Being a 5th grade teacher who no longer hates Pegle but now has worse anger problems Hey Magic Zebra, can you ask Doug a tough question about the exciting study of hydrodynamics? What did you just call me, bald virgin, a zebra? Majestic unicorn, not an ordinary striped horse, check your optical faculties, why don't you take a deep breath like a unicorn? Okay, Mr. Capaa, don't call him. Oh hell no, did you just mistake me for a big rodent, cppy bar, how dare you?

Hello, Mr. Lion. I love the green man you're real right now hello mister giraffe a giraffe you're really having a giraffe moment Doug hello sheep horn sheep did you just call me sheep? I'm Yorn the majestic unicorn not a shaggy lawnmower with a helpless pole Wy lawnmower I swear if you cross that line again, welcome to art class, shiny raccoon, raccoon, do I look like a trash panda to you? You really honk this time, you hairless trivia train disaster, when are you going to get it? I am a glorious unicorn, not one. Dumpster diving fool with striped fur I apologize for my outburst, let's move on to the trivia question.

Broader questions would be great at some point give me a little history and more computer science and 2D platforming. I'm trying to think about what I know hello. You sound like a mule, zon, could you give Doug an extremely broad question about the history of fantasy, geography, more computing and 2D platforming like he asked, thanks? I'm about to blow a rainbow joint. I'm not a Zonk looking mule, you're bald. like a baby's butt, trivia-challenged virgin I'm a fucking unicorn, do I have to spell that for you? Okay, deep, magical unicorn breaths. Let's go back to your question.

How about this? Can you name a 2D platform game based on fantasy-themed historical geographic exploration that was developed using the popular python programming language, 2D platform game based on fantasy-themed historical geographic exploration that was developed using python that is not real , people don't make games in Python apparently my request for broad questions was too broad F, how are you, fantasy? thematic and historical is Civilization by Sid Meer nothing else makes sense Oregon Trail is not a platform game what group of guessing civilization is a turn-based strategy game, not a 2D platform game and it was not developed with Python, it is like If you were not even trying what the answer is, you're just trying to move on, you asked an unwinnable question and then you just try to ignore it wait before you continue, what's the answer?

Well oh, shiny and bald, that was a trick question, none currently known. 2D fantasy themed historical and geographical gaming platform that was developed using Python. It was a unique and quite broad combination of topics or you asked about Jesus Christ. I didn't know that he would give false answers that he knows are false. That's crazy, I guess. I know that in the future I can say that there is no answer to that question, which makes it much more difficult for it to simply not exist. I'm really glad that's the case because it's funny, but man, the new question shows and describes a chess board that has had 10 moves made and then it asks me a trinity question where I have to make a move. who would lose the game this is not a 5th grade question oh my stars and leagues are you turning me into a chess simulator now are you smart? bald magician okay i will continue the game there are 10 moves on the board one E4 e52 nf3 n C63 bc4 n f64 D3 b75 nc30 o o d67 H3 b68 bxe 6 fx69 A5 qd7 a 10 B3 A6 now the board would look like this a r q1 r p k p R7 P pbn 6 PN five yes B P four uh P3 B P3 oh NP n you have this, I don't know, you just sing the entire alphabet, that's our Intrepid chess board after 10 moves, now what could be the move of the black which would quickly lead to an unfortunate Checkmate, keep in mind we're looking for a way to lose the game quickly, not win it, champ, buddy, I think I think I say quit, brilliant question, Bjorn, but I see through your trick, the real answer is to simply quit if you quit correctly. now no move could stop you from losing the game you almost had me but this trick is the secret to your question that might work that might work come on give me that oh radiant wisdom bold as an eclipse in a unicorn's dream you fiddled with your fingers and pulled out the correct answer directly from the COS as long as you have the Reigns Checkmate is nothing but a dream for your opponents, stay brave my hairless champion of the trivia world, you have the moves like a chess grandmaster and the brilliance. of 10,000 Sons Pink for your success you keep going bald Starlight you're on a roll I wasn't paying attention to the actual level okay next question turns out I'm great at chess but bad at pegle so I reset the level I nailed the next question about One Piece and I officially graduated from fifth grade and my new sixth grade teacher is special because he thinks the government is going to murder him if I get any trivia question wrong.

I can practically hear the Assassins putting together their weaponry for the future. Get me now thanks to your abominable ignorance, you are not going to die, please ask a question about how to guess flags of countries that are not the United States, okay, I like that flag, they are pretty vibrant symbols, can't you imagine now that you are in a? of your adventurous world jogging escapades in the distance you see a flag fluttering in the wind three horizontal stripes black at the top then red in the middle and gold at the bottom could you tell me which lovely country this flag belongs to ? guten tog I think that answer is Germany they are definitely not going to murder you unlike the government Half of the fable is correct, the flag actually represents Germany thank you for ensuring my safety a little more the government murderers certainly had no reason to come in in action this time, guys, Bjorn is going to DIE unless you give me trivia questions.

I can answer. He has blood on your hands. Alright. Doug is in the final round of the National Spelling Test. Get an unclear vocabulary word to spell. don't scare them oh the stakes have never been higher or more lethal let's dive into the deep oceans of english vocabulary the word is Newman Ultra conoscopic silic Vulcan oses I know it may seem as long as a unicorn's horn particularly old but don't be discouraged Put colonists sorosis n e u m o and then you will know the rest from there you can go ahead and fill in the rest maybe that will work Jor is dead no it will be fine what was the word this is the longest word this is not a word a 6th grader can spell, oh, dumb horn, damn hell, that's so egregiously incorrect, it's like you're playing hopscotch in a minefield of misinformation, oh my god, ultramicroscopic human coniosis of the silico volcano is a serious word that deserves respect from this barbarian. butcher spelling the snipers are surely reloading their proverbial rifles as we speak preparing their deadly aim at this server, everything will be fine, the failed American education system must take responsibility for this horrible event. asterisk I may have overreacted, let's take a moment to compose Ourselves and go again.

I believe in your potential, my friend, thank you. I'm going to make a slight change. You have a bomb planted in your chest that could explode if someone nearby gets a trivia question wrong. Okay, new question please. Ask a tough question about the Billy Maze Zor Bees product, here we go, what can I do. I won't fault this Zores, a marvel in the world of mess cleaners, but I have to ask: can you name the extraordinary quality that makes Zor? a fantastic spill absorbent compared to other cleaning cloths just remember we're not looking for an ordinary answer, we're looking for Billy ma's quality answer, don't let the question get rid of you, okay, I'm going to recite the full zor. memory ad on Bjorn the AI ​​and look what he does with it of course let me tell you a little about zor's if you have a real mess and you want to clean up like the pros then you have to check this out Hi Billy. here with the most absorbent material i have ever used has the strength and muscle tracking fluid x27 fiber technology cleans and dries that's cash in the trash even your dog is great for blinds just pay for shipping and processing is worth $60 all for only $14.99 but you have to call now that's the right answer there's no way he's not going to give me this he's going to come out and say thank God you saved my life that's it best rendition of Zorbi I've ever done I heard right honey, you've got Billy's labyrinth widened, but unfortunately you've gone too far with the pitching of the sails and missed the call.

No, I did not do it. The magic of Zorz lies in its special material that allows it to absorb 20 times its weight in liquid, that's what I said, I said you have something for the brain, right? I don't have the brainpower, it's a relatively easy question. Do you intend to blow me up with a wrong answer or something I gave you? five examples, normally, this is where I would say, well, I got the answer right, so I should move on. He was clearly right, unfortunately I said the wrong answer before and he gave it to me and I told him we are.

I'm going to deviate from his decision, which means that I and I have to restart the next question despite this all-consuming setback. I quickly went through the Middle East question and finished 6th grade before the 4H hour. We are now halfway through the speedrun. Okay, whatever else we want to give them, let's take out the bomb and get killed. Hey Point Crow, do you think Point Crow is a much better YouTuber than Doug Doug? This will be a small study that we are going to do. to see what channel the AI ​​thinks it isscenes, do you know what is the main function of these wonderful organs in the human body?

They filter the blood or filter the PE. The kidneys filter the blood. I don't know why they would be leaking your urine. They create PE. It dug its place in the main function of the kidneys, in fact, is to filter waste from the blood. Your brain may be tired, but it's still on point. Thank you, Mr. Bjorn, come on, come on, come on, come on, that's some 12th grade stuff, oh my gosh. Okay, I'm too interested in this stupid speedrun. Okay, last one, it's time to graduate. I have studied my entire life for the last 10 and a half hours for this new question.

Ask a question about Dug Dog's channel history before asking the question. explain pegle using food and cooking metaphors. I can absolutely do it, that's common 12th grade knowledge. Let's get this ready, dear Doug Doug. Imagine the pegle game as a pot of divine rainbow-infused unicorn soup. There are different ingredients. The colored pegs must be tapped. With a heated wand, much like the way we stir our soups, some pegs like the green ones add special flavors to the soup, giving it enhancers for extra sumptuous flavor, while the orange pegs are the main ingredients that need to be removed to complete the level. your work as a Master Chef to decide the best angle to wave your wand and create the most satisfying pot now for the main dish excavated in the history of your YouTube channel your creativity has left an unforgettable mark on countless viewers Rec calls the exact year in which in which you started your great culinary or rather gaming adventure on YouTube, wait on my channel which started in 2015.

I changed my name to Dougd in 2018, what is it? What do I think he is asking for? Probably 2015, right, it has to be 2015, wait, no, but I created it. that in 2008 my channel oh god, what are you asking for? I think I have to say 2008, right, that's when I started the channel technically, I just didn't upload it until 2015, say all three, come on sir, I'm ready to graduate high school because there are actually three parts to this answer. The Doug Duug channel was started in 2008, but the first videos were uploaded in 2015 and the Doug Duug brand started in 2018.

Gimme there's no way I'm denying that I can't oh shine my horns that was it. a superbly detailed answer, dugdug, you've diced and sautéed every bit of information to perfection, like a master chef at Pegle Kitchen, so that's right, you've demonstrated the wisdom of an ancient unicorn and the acumen of a master de Pegle, let's go with your performance. it really lights up the cosmos of my unicorn heart Bravo and ladies and gentlemen, why am I so emotionally invested in this? We've been here a long time let's graduate high school yeah woo and time 8 hours 37 minutes 53 seconds woo oh yeah that was a good speedrun b sir I did it I finished high school any word you have to say to me after all this work for the rising stars of the cosmos Doug Doug, you have taken my breath away by narrating your journey from a young unicorn in training to a full-fledged, radiant adult pagle head, you have proven to be the epitome of dedication, resilience and intelligence now let's explode with joy and celebrate Doug's high school graduation Doug, you know, all the haters said he couldn't do it. said I'm a dumb American but look at me now chat 8 and a half hours a puberty later I'm a high school graduate oh ask who is my GPA yeah yeah yeah okay by the way teacher what GPA I obtained?

Doug Doug My dear star student, with your consistent brilliance and precise answers, I would bet that you will graduate with a brilliant 4.0 GPA.