Oscars 2020 Fashion Review

Ladies and gentlemen, your hostess for tonight, Kelsey, wearing the same thing as me, I like it, this really looks good, yeah, it looks pretty good, okay, okay, okay Chilly is here to say hello, cold, Hello everyone, it's time I'm back here. I know it's been a while since the Oscars happened and it's been a while since I posted a video and I'm sorry we went to Europe for Cody's tour and it was a lot harder to film there than I thought. It's going to be a lot, so I decided to film the Oscar video when we get back.

I know it's late, I'm sorry, but you know, at least it's here, mm-hmm, so I hope you still enjoy it and just. To start, let's hear a few words from our sponsor, thank you Kelsey. Today's video is sponsored by Function of Beauty, as we all know that hair care is not one size fits all. Function of Beauty is perfect because they make shampoos and conditioners that are 100% customizable and for you it's literally so easy, all you have to do is a two minute online quiz answering questions about your hair type, your goals and then just They choose their color and fragrance, there are no parabens, there are no sulfates, there are no GMOs, no.

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You know, we're back. Now it feels good to be back home, in the studio, making these videos again in Los Angeles. you know, it's like it's a fairy tale to be back here, you know, it's like you know once upon a time in Hollywood, you know, and we hear a lot of criticism from fans about these videos about how you know we're just taking from the community of fashion and we're not going to give back, you know, it sounds like we're a parasite, you know, but I'm just being a joker. Sorry, sorry I was so over the top, none of that was good.

Well, thanks for the amazing introduction. It will be fine on that note. Be sure to comment, as usual, if you liked the joke. Like this video if you like the joke and just subscribe, so let's get started, let's do it here first. Laura Dean. Laura Dern made me so angry for expressing my support for her, really yes, in the last video she was horrible in Star Wars, she's a horrible actress, sorry, okay, but I think she's good. I'm Dean Stan, it's Durning. I'm Dern Stan let him be a Dern Stan guys please if there are any Laura Dern Stan chats on Twitter they made me appear there yeah I want to chat about everything Dern okay so Laura Dern is here on the Oscar, he looks a bit like her. a lamp was going to say a lamp or like a graduation hat.

Next we have Saoirse Ronan, this is a caterpillar dress, it's like transforming into a beautiful butterfly, that's true, she is great, although she looks like two completely different dresses how they cut. the top of one was sewn to the bottom of another, yes, but it's like why not, why not wear some dresses? No, why don't you know that she was clearly like you know what I'll wear two dresses instead of one and fortune's favors. the bold one, okay, are you a psychic?, sure, Roman Stan. I also didn't know anything about Charlize Theron, hmm, boring, Renee Zellweger, what is she?

These guys, no one tried to have fun on the red carpet. Everyone plays it safe because they know these two. They're coming for you, yeah, I don't care, it's just beautiful, it's boring, it looks like a statue, yeah, it looks like a bride, yeah, and it's not her wedding day. I imagine her meeting with her stylist. The stylist puts something on. a little crazier and she looks in the mirror and says I just don't think Cody, Kelsey and Chilli would approve of this exactly and I get it, you know, I get it, such a powerful voice, yeah, the fashion powerhouses, yeah, the machines of green and thin fashion.

This just looks like a night out in Hollywood, not really a topless night out in Hollywood, well, like a fat disco outfit like Tahoe nightclub. This feels like you know, like you know once upon a time I'm going to kill you. I think it's very pretty. I think she looks very pretty. It feels more special than the last two dresses we've seen. Yeah, it looks like they dressed the bottom half of it and on the top half of it they just used silly thread exactly or so. leftover tinsel christmas tinsel they didn't know what to do so julia butter god forbid bully another kid gal gadot okay, here we are again in the situation where they look like two different styles of dress, but to me this looks cohesive, yeah I agree, she looks like a naughty princess, you know, she's a bit bad like a bad girl, but she's still royalty mm-hmm bottom half Cinderella top half bad bottom half top half Oh bottom half top half okay Billy Porter, everyone else wears black and white, yeah, and Billy Porter wears gold and guess what gets a gold medal.

The top guy looks like he's on 300, yeah, or like Big Bird's night on the town. Janelle Monae, this is Handmaid's Tale. elegant, she's kind of cool, no, she's amazing, she will... but she does, she looks very futuristic. I feel like she looks pretty, she's very flattering, yes, Sandra, Oh, Sandra, oh my god, what is this? She's fine, so she's ready for the soccer game. in case anyone has it padded I hate it Olivia Colman I don't even understand what these cooling vents are yeah I've seen a fish that has a ghost face yeah yeah it looks like that yeah yeah Natalie Portman I love it It's Empress, yes, it looks great, it looks like it's going to be Empress, yes, and I'm impressed with Margot Robbie mm-hmm, so when I was in eighth grade I dressed up like a princess and bought a princess costume at this store Really shitty Halloween and I bought it like the day before Halloween and it was the last one in stock hmm and this is what the princess you just looked at looks like, she's just a generic princess, yeah I still like her, I think I have a little of post-traumatic stress disorder in general.

Situation: did you go and donate it later because she could have gotten it? I think so, it's exactly the same. She looks much better than I did in eighth grade. Okay, tuition, lemonade, hisham, Timothy Sheila, ding-dong, looks great ass. fighter pilot, looks like he could fix your car, why are you going to the Alps mm-hmm and skiing with all of you in one day Kristen Wiig, what is it? She looks like a sanitary pad, yes, like a vintage sanitary pad, yes, she looks like a Mayan red carpet. Rudolph, we just had Kristen Wiig, now we're married.

I have two people who I love regardless of the decisions they made and what to wear to the Oscars. This article says it is the most glamorous jacket. Believe me. I've heard that before. because I hold up my nutsack, yeah, yeah, it looks like a Snuggie like that blanket thing that has arms, yeah, I could use this after the Oscars, which is good because I don't think a lot of people can reuse their dresses. just for household items, but at least now she has a Snuggie that she could wear every night when she watches TV, yeah, Greta Gerwig, you know, I love the color, beautiful, beautiful color, Wow, and I respect anyone.

I respect anyone, anything in the scope of this. They just know the fashion, yes, yes, yes, they are ahead of the trend. Florence pug Florence pug sick, it's sick, it's a little, it's like a little bit like Miami in the 80s, a little bit like Disney World mmm, like a layer cake, yeah. no no we got it no Feldstein hat I'm a Feld Stan hat I think it's cool I like it too it looks like a modern teacup would you guys look like a teacup yes but it's cool Brie Larson looks good yes SiC Tom Hanks Thank you, thank you for blessing us with this outfit, yes, Leonardo DiCaprio, more like Leo Leo DiCaprio, no, it looks good, it's okay, Rita Wilson, when I see it like this, it reminds me of a mother who goes to see her daughter take party photos, but wants to go back. to high school so she was more into wearing a dress that's good, that's really good, would you mind taking a picture of me?

People are going to think we are sisters. Yes, this looks like a gothic dress. Yes, this is a gothic dress. up vampire wedding Lisa, you know when you see someone at a hotel and they're pushing like the food cart and people can hide in the car? You like to watch your movie as if someone hides in the food cart and they bring them. to like another place I feel like someone is hiding there yes, yes, it's like yes, sneaking into the incredible, yes, she is a Trojan horse, yes, she goes to the bathroom, she opens it and the usher Joaquin Phoenix comes out , are you joking with me?

A wild card joke Kathy Bates her. she looks like everyone's boss she looks like the CEO of the Oscars she's the CEO of the Oscars that's exactly it Salma Hayek looks like she's going to a toga party at the nearest frat house after this you'll see Oh, someone's like a cool mom showed up someone is like hippie mom yeah yeah this is the mom that smokes weed yeah like business yeah exactly yeah you wanna smoke weed kids hey guys Oscar I got the Wii I don't know what Come on, Oscar, who is it, Oscar, where can I?

Find him, I'm sorry I'm so high, yeah, it looks like he dressed up as a bomb, that was stupid, yeah, I just picked up this new piece of glass, no, Cheech, and show him it's like I have a name, but now They just arrived. clouds Chelsea blaze wait what are your real names? I could say it Chelsea wind Stanley Chelsea wins token up it's like on the blog Ben sorry my mom's high again pass me the Fritos that's funny Chet my son sticks longer pre-rolled joints in there for the ceremony yeah. they're like what inspired you and she's like love green the color my favorite yes Wow my favorite flower the grass flower yes sorry I burned Margaret wowie do you think she's 15 she's 25 let's tear this into pieces disgusting Geena Davis looks like fresh asphalt you Do you know what this dress looks like, sir?

Crabs, yes, he looks like mr. Pam, that's funny, wow, Greta Gerwig done in color, yeah. Wow, I think we've seen this one before, but I just want to point it out again. I just want to reiterate, yes, how much I like this color. I say it about her and whoever, because yes, it's really flattering, you like it especially for people with hazel eyes, where people have a little bit of green in their eyes, yes, okay, last but not least important, we have Aurora, yeah, yeah, yeah, Aurora, Aurora, Aurora, okay guys on that. note I'm going to end this video I hope you enjoyed it Sorry, I'm sorry if it was kind of low energy.

I feel like our charm was a little off. It's just that the Oscars are a little boring, no, but we. I've done it every two years I don't know I feel like I don't know I hope you enjoyed this thank you all for watching thank you feature and beauty for sponsoring this and we love you and we love the awards shows yeah. The Green Goblin is out, I love you guys.