ONE FUNNY GUY: The Legend Continues

Welcome guys to another episode of Ethan and Hila. Today it's show time here. Because guess what? IT'S SAUSAGE TIME! I'M COMPLETELY CRAZY! Last time we saw him, we asked him to do another one. Because he tricked us, he said he did Part 2 but it wasn't really a second part, yeah, and I honestly felt betrayed by that. So we said, "James, can I call you Jimmy? Mr. Wiener?" "You have to do a real Part 3." Yeah. And he promised us he would, and sure enough, here's V DUDE, he knows how to promote this shit. FUCKING ONE , he has his own, he has his own, like a doctor's coat. with "A FUCKING DENTIST" I hope he wears that in the office.

OMG, what can you say about this guy? He's just a great guy, he's a fucking dentist. He's a

funny

guy. They're both adorable, remember that? Yeah, of course, I remember "he's a

funny

guy"? What are you crazy? I'm a funny guy! He's a funny guy! I'm a funny guy! He's a funny guy! I'm a funny guy! - Boy! - Boy! - Boy! I've never, I've tried to forget him, I never will. He's adorable and criminally crazy at the same time. Yeah, and that's what I love about him. Yeah, and he's a fun guy. Yeah. Dude, I'm so excited.

This is the summer. blockbuster of the year, Hila! A FUCKING DENTIST written in semen font YES That's what I love love it, I'm very excited, friend Shit *music

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* ♫ THIS HIT ♫ ♫ THAT ICE ♫ ♫ MICHELLE PFEIFFER ♫ ♫ THAT WHITE GOLD ♫ ♫ THIS HOOD FOR THEM GIRLS ♫ What's with all the dancing? Yeah, I don't know why he...he's a dancer, man. Didn't you know, Hila? That was his first love in life, his dance. Okay, is this a dance show, Jimmy? Or is it a comedy show? Let's get to the point, Joe Hollywood. This is so long! It's such a long dance scene.

That's why it's thirteen minutes. It's just ten minutes of them dancing and celebrating, jumping down the street and shit. Man, this guy is committed to it. This is so long... it's too long, Jimmy! This is not a good edition. Dude, you have problems. Yes, I teach mathematics. Can you teach me geometry? Show me the curvy women, friend, and I can show you all the angles. Wow. Wow. Why do you come to- wow. Now I go to my psychiatrist about my teeth, but he only treats my sensitive teeth, what a charlatan! Wow. Wow. Wow. There's a problem in the balance here, the guy is attracting more attention...he's stealing the show.

And I feel like this makes Jimmy depressed. He's stealing the show, he's upstaging, he's out of control, timing it. giggles Okay, can you tell me about your dental problem? No no, right now I have a mental problem. Why? Because you are my dentist! Madam, how about you open wide and swallow? I like that Jimmy is the star of the show because he is the star. He wants to be the star. He is the star And if he is not the star I feel like he is sad. Oh, is this a sad Jimmy? Are we seeing a sad side?

That's what I see. It's interesting. I think I have dippydoodleitis. What the hell is that? That's when you think...he's a funny guy! I'm a fun guy! He's a fun guy! I'm a fun guy! He's a fun guy! Wow. Adjusting the chair to make it more comfortable, ma'am. Now take off your clothes and let's get started, I'm crazy! I'm a black boy da na na na na na na "I'm a black boy!" Jimmyaaaa! ♪I'm a black boy da na na na na na na na♪ Wow. ♪I'm a black boy, da na na na na na na♪ You gotta hand it to Jimmy boy for doing that. ♪I'm a black boy♪ That was...

He's back. That was the first really fun thing. This show needs to be nominated for some awards after that, some comedy awards. In fact, he has framed clippings in his hallway. It's like you have a moment to consider before entering. Exact. It's like, are you sure? You can still turn around. Are you sure? You can still turn around. The writing is literally on the wall here, guys. Turn around. ♪da na na♪ ♪I'm a black boy, da na na na na na♪ Are you a black boy, dude? How long have you been black? Hello, I am looking to fix my teeth? "How long have you been black?" That's one of his jokes.

You usually say that to... I guess so, that's part of their thing. If you have black friends, meeting black people for the first time is a great way to break the ice: "How long have you been black?" Wow. Very powerful. I can't work with you! Because? Because you don't have black teeth! Dude, your teeth are perfect. It's your cock that's crooked! Why do you say that? Because you walk with a limp! You go to the University? I went for eight years, but to a two-year community college. Wow, and I see you have a drug history. I did it, I did it.

But now I sell drugs. What are the jokes? It's just creating black stereotypes. So what are you a criminal? Do you take drugs? Okay, you're black and that's okay, cool, that's the thing. ♪ I'm a black boy♪ ♪da na na na na♪ You're a sexy boy! I'm going to be the barge with you and you're going to be the dock and you're going to stay there while I go to the dock, baby, to the dock. You're a sexy guy, do you want to play cowboys and Indians? Yeah, tonight I'll be Cochise, I'll put some war paint on my butt, I'll climb on the bed and say ♪hi-ya-hi-ya♪ ♪hi-ya-hi-ya I'm a sexy boy♪ You are a sexy boy! (Dentists ♪hi-ya-hi-ya♪ play in the background) Now my intestines are in an uproar!

I've been here for an hour, I want them to clean me now! Ah! Now that's better AAHH! Dude shits on the floor! Jimmy! What the hell did you do? You just shit in the lobby! Oh my god *laughs* Wow. What's going on here? Well, I was here for a cleanse, but I'm fine now! Dude, you shit in the lobby, what the hell is wrong with you? That's a fucking dentist. We have people shitting on the floor. We have out of control cleavage, we have a black man. Look, I know I've said some bad things about this video, but it escalated.

Now there's some plot. There's a guy shitting on the floor. Yes, that's a story. That's progress. That is a key advance. Let's see what happens with the poop on the floor that I don't have all day, I'm an important guy. I have an important job, an important house, a lot of money... you see, doctor, I'm old school. I don't think you ever went to school. I'm telling you, doctor, I'm old school. What is it? this? It's like the same sentence. I can't even find anything to say about it: there's shit on the floor, Jimmy, there's shit on the floor.

Can we talk about this shit on the floor? You go to 7-eleven, man, you don't get out until 6:10. Okay, now can I get my dental work done? Yeah, follow me buddy, but don't follow me too close here, I'll call the police. What's with this shit on the floor, Jimmy? Are you going to leave the shit on the floor? It's just some shit on the floor, what's the problem? Maybe we need to go in and write an episode for Jimmy. I feel like you need help. You need to go home and wipe your ass. No doctor will work on you with a dirty ass.

You have to wash your ass! Clean your ass. Soap, water, the whole nine yards, buddy. Wash your ass! Clean your ass! Wash your ass! ♪sad piano music and rain♪ WHAT? I no longer understand anything that's happening in this video I feel like I'm losing my mind, I don't know what to say ♪ piano music and rain again ♪ *cough* *cough* (quietly) he's a funny guy! I'm a fun guy! He's a fun guy! I'm a fun guy! Wow, I'm a fun guy! ♪I'm a black boy! Da na na na na na♪ ♪I'm a black boy! Da na na na na na na♪ Wow The budget was there, the intention was there, there was a lot of cleavage.

It was a good effort Yes, good effort, but the poop is still in the hallway, someone pick it up, someone do something. with poop! It was so funny, we need more poop plot. If you can create episode 4 with more poop, I want all the characters to shit on the carpet and somehow that becomes a recurring theme. Are you sure that's what you want? I want more poop on the carpet because it was explosive. And you know what I mean. The cleavage, the sexual jokes, which I'm used to... the poop on the floor, more of that. And then I think if it ended with James shitting on the floor, like him, he joins the party.

Can't you beat them? Join them. James poops on his own floor. Sounds like a strange episode. No, this is what people want. This is what they need. James email me, let's talk. I'm going to write you a script where everyone poops in the hallway. Really too. No, don't put poop. Not stunt poop. Real poop. Wow, and a big thank you to our sponsor, audible.com, who has continued to support our show. We appreciate you very much. If you want a free 30-day trial of audible, go to audible.com/ethanandhila and you can choose from their great offers.

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