Oh no! It's already up there! Steve Harvey roasts oblivious contestants on Family Feud!

DO YOU SEE THESE ANSWERS HERE? YOUR GOAL ONCE YOU SEE ONE IS TO GUESS THE ONE THAT HAS NOT YET TURNED AROUND. WE DON'T NEED YOU TO READ WHAT'S ON THE BOARD. Okay, do you have it, SONIA? Steve: HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE SAY LOOKS BRILLIANT. THE STARS, STEVE. Steve: I know. THAT'S GOOD. I KNOW. THAT'S THE BEST ANSWER YOU'VE EVER GIVEN, GIRL. GIVE ME FIVE. WHO. Steve: NOW, THAT'S UP. GIVE ME ANOTHER FIVE. WHO. Steve: THAT'S IT, HELL YES. She is UP. HA HA HA. WHO-WHO. Steve: WHO-WHO. TURN AROUND. LET'S AIM TOGETHER. Both: STARS.

Steve: UP. IN YOUR FACE. Steve: IN YOUR FACE. IT'S ALREADY THERE. OH. Steve: YES. MM-HMM. NAME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE COMPLAIN IS PICKABLE. I ALWAYS HAVE A CHILD HANGING FROM MY LEGS BECAUSE I HAVE 5 CHILDREN, SO DO YOUR CHILDREN. YOUR CHILDREN. Steve: YES, THAT'S... her THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. She that's GOOD. OOH, THAT'S GOOD. SURPRISE. YES, IT IS. Steve: BOY, I LOVE THIS KID HERE. I'M WAITING, STEVE. Steve: NO, NO, NO. I LOVE THAT BOY HERE. YOU KNOW EVERYONE WHO IS HERE IN THIS. WHOO-OOH, J.E. YOU ARE THERE WAITING. IT'S UP? Friends, is she up there?

Audience: YES. STEVE, HURRY UP, MAN. J.E., LOOK AT THE BOARD. OH. NAME SOMETHING MEN THINK THEY DO PERFECTLY UNTIL THEY GET MARRIED AND THE WIFE SHOWS THEM HOW IDIOTS THEY ARE. RANDA: WELL, I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. That's LAUNDRY, STEVE. LAUNDRY. STEVE: YES. RANDA: LAUNDRY. STEVE: Do you think that's up there? RANDA: I KNOW IT'S UP. STEVE: GIRL, THAT'S... STEVE: PROBABLY... WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE THE CHANCES OF IT'S UP THERE? RANDA: 100%. STEVE: 100%. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TRAVIS SAID ABOUT YOU? RANDA: WHAT? STEVE: TRAVIS SAID YOU'RE NEVER WRONG. RANDA: I AM NOT. STEVE: SO THIS HERE IS GOING TO BE A BIG TEST.

WHAT WAS YOUR RESPONSE? LAUNDRY? RANDA: LAUNDRY. STEVE: OKAY. LET'S SEE IF IT'S UP. RANDA: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! STEVE: HE SPOKE TO 100 WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST YOU A LIFETIME. KATHRYN: CLOTHES. STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. WHO! KATHRYN: WOW! STEVE: DO YOU LIKE THAT her? KATHRYN: I wish I had more clothes, but this is a good answer. STEVE: her THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: WOULD YOU LIKE TO FEEL CONFIDENT ABOUT IT? KATHRYN: I THINK I'M RIGHT THIS TIME, STEVE. STEVE: IN FACT, I bet you're right. KATHRYN: I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE, STEVE.

STEVE: THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU HAVE, BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE... KATHRYN: CONFIDENCE. STEVE: YES. SAY IT AGAIN. KATHRYN: I'M GOING TO GO WITH CLOTHES, STEVE. STEVE: YES! KATHRYN: YES! STEVE: YOU PULL YOUR HAIR BACK. KATHRYN: WOW! STEVE: HA, HA, HA, HA! KATHRYN: WOW! STEVE: LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. HOW GOOD DO YOU THINK THE ANSWER IS? KATHRYN: BETTER THAN MY LAST ANSWERS, STEVE. STEVE: You better know. STEVE: THAT ANSWER IS VERY GOOD. YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW GOOD THAT ANSWER IS. KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: LOOK THERE. KATHRYN: OKAY. OH LORD! AAH! NAME A TYPE OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE.

MICHELLE: ABdominoplasty. STEVE: YES, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. DO YOU LIKE THAT her? MICHELLE: SURE, I WOULD GET AN ABdominoplasty. STEVE: ARE YOU POSITIVE ABOUT IT? MICHELLE: I'M POSITIVE, ABdominoplasty. STEVE: ARE YOU REALLY POSITIVE ABOUT IT? ELIZABETH: IT'S UP. STEVE: ARE YOU...? WILL YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH? I'M SO... I'M SO SICK OF HER! I'M SICK OF HER ON THE BACK. I'M THE HOST OF THIS SHOW, ELIZABETH! LET ME DO THIS! MY GOD! ELIZABETH: I'M SORRY. STEVE: HOW MANY TIMES HAS SOMEONE HAD TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP? MICHELLE: ALL THE TIME. ELIZABETH: ALL THE TIME. STEVE: Okay, okay.

I HAVE THIS. OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I SURE HOPE YOU GET THIS ANSWER. MICHELLE: ME TOO. STEVE: I HOPE YOU GET THIS ANSWER. PLEASE... I HOPE IN THE NAME OF HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SENT THESE CHILDREN TO SCHOOL. LET ME RECEIVE THIS ANSWER SO I CAN TALK TO YOU-YOU-KNOW-WHO. I SURE WANT IT TO BE YOUR TURN, ELIZABETH. NAME A TYPE OF PLASTIC SURGERY YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE. MICHELLE: ABdominoplasty. OH, IT'S UP. OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SAYING! ELIZABETH: THANK YOU. NOW YOU SEE WHAT I'M DEALING WITH. MICHELLE: I'M BLONDE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? STEVE: Hey, let me tell you something, you can't make this stuff up.

Steve: BARRY, GIVE ME A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE KNOW THEIR HEARTS TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. THE DOCTOR. Steve: YES. That IS A GOOD ANSWER. DOCTOR. Steve: I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. DO YOU LIKE her? YES, I LIKE IT A LITTLE. THE DOCTOR. Steve: HOW SURE ARE YOU THAT IT'S UP THERE? AS A PERCENTAGE OF WHAT YOU THINK IS ABOVE. LIKE 80% 90%. Steve: 90%? I THINK IT'S HIGHER THAN THAT. 95. Steve: 95. UH, I THINK HE'S A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT, BARRY. OKAY, THEN I'LL SAY 99.9%. Steve: I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE I KNOW EVERYTHING, BUT I THINK IT'S HIGHER THAN THAT.

SO YOU WANT IT TO GO TO 100.2, .3, 4, 5, 10%? Steve: THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO GO WITH. SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING WITH, STEVE. Steve: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING WITH. WE ALREADY WENT THERE. YES, WE ALREADY WENT THERE. YES, WE ALREADY WENT THERE. Steve: HOO-WEE! YOUR SHARPNESS. NAME SOMETHING COULD BE LEAKING WHERE A PLUMBER WOULD NOT BE HELP. DWAYNE: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR TIRE. YOU MAY HAVE A SMALL LEAK IN YOUR TIRE. STEVE: ON YOUR TIRE. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. BRANDON: YES, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: DO YOU LIKE THAT? DWAYNE: I LIKE THAT ONE. I LIKE THAT.

STEVE: DO YOU LIKE IT A LOT? DWAYNE: I LIKE IT A LOT. She is up. STEVE: IS IT UP? BOY... ARE YOU SURE IT'S UP? DWAYNE: SURE. 100. NOT 50-50. STEVE: NOT 50-50? DWAYNE: 100. STEVE: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW SMART YOU ARE. HOW MANY THINK IT IS ALREADY UP? DWAYNE: COME ON. HA HA HA! She is up. STEVE: EVERYONE IN THE CROWD THINKS SHE'S ON TOP. DWAYNE: THEY KNOW. THEY HAD A LEAK IN THEIR TIRE BEFORE. STEVE: THEY KNOW. DWAYNE: THEY KNOW. STEVE: HELL YES, THEY KNOW. REGINA: HA HA HA! STEVE: BOY, THEY KNOW FOR SURE. DWAYNE: BE SURE.

STEVE: SURE, SURE. DWAYNE: SURE, SURE. STEVE: 1000%? DWAYNE: 1,000. STEVE: SO IF I SPIN, THE TIRE WILL BE UP THERE. DWAYNE: HE'LL BE UP THERE. STEVE: DO YOU WANT TO TURN FIRST AND LOOK? RYAN: CAR/TIRE RIGHT THERE. STEVE: YUM! DWAYNE: Oh my God. HOW THAT. GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE IN HELL HAVE TO STAY ON ALL DAY. CHRISSY: I'M GOING TO SAY LAVA. STEVE: YES. THAT IS A GOOD ONE. CHRISSY: THANK YOU. STEVE: DO YOU LIKE THAT? She is BIG. I HAVE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I DO. HOW SURE ARE YOU? WHAT I DO? HOW SURE ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT IT'S UP THERE? CHRISSY: I FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT IT. HA HA HA! STEVE: Really? CHRISSY: YES. IF IT'S BURNING, THERE MUST BE LAVA, RIGHT, AND SMOKE AND RED. STEVE: YEAH, MAN, ALL OF THAT. I HAVE TO DO IT, BUT... NOW, WHEN IT'S ALL SMOKE DOWN THERE AND YOU SEE ALL THAT RED, YOU'RE THINKING SHE'S LAVA. CHRISSY: CORRECT. STEVE: YES. CHRISSY: HA HA HA! ANTHONY: WE GOT THIS, STEVE. STEVE: AND YOU'RE PRETTY SURE IT'S UP THERE. CHRISSY: I'M GOING FOR IT. HA HA! I GO FOR IT. I'M INSIDE. HA HA HA! STEVE: Oh yes, you are.

ANTONIO: HA, HA, HA! STEVE: LADY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ARE. CHRISSY: HA HA HA! STEVE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I bet about 58 people said that. CHRISSY: HA HA HA! DO YOU BELIEVE? STEVE: HUH? CHRISSY: I SAID, "DO YOU THINK?" STEVE: DO YOU THINK? YEAH. I THINK 58 PEOPLE SAID THAT. THAT WOULD BE A BIG NUMBER. CHRISSY: I LIKE IT. HA HA HA! STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT A LOT. CHRISSY: YES. I LIKE IT. STEVE: A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE IT. SEE THIS. DO YOU ALL LIKE IT? CHRISSY: YES, RIGHT? COME ON. ANTONIO: GOOD ANSWER.

STEVE: NOW LOOK AT THIS HERE, CHRISSY. HOW MANY OF YOU... CHRISSY: OH MY GOD! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! OH LORD! HA HA HA! I COMPLETELY MISSED IT. Steve: UNCLE JESSIE, NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT MAKES SOUNDS OTHERS CAN HEAR. YOUR MOUTH. Steve: YES. THAT IS A GOOD ONE. HA HA! BAM! HEY HEY HEY! BOOM! Steve: I HAVE TO NAIL IT. Fly that plane, boy. WOW! BOY, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. GO ON, JESSIE. HA! HA HA! That's A GOOD ANSWER, JESSIE. OH YEAH. NO, NO, I GOT THIS. NO. LET ME DO THIS HERE.

I LIKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. THAT'S WHY I COME TO WORK. I KNOW. I know you want me to stop, to put him out of his misery, but please let me, Monique. PLEASE. I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM. Look, sometimes when you meet crazy people, what you have to do is let them go until the end. WHEN YOU SEE THEM, GO ON, BOY. UH-UH, JESSIE. NO NO. MONIQUE, I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE HIM, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE IT? BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS IS RECORDED.

UNCLE JESSIE, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER, JESSIE? YOUR MOUTH. Steve: YOUR MOUTH. HAHAHA! IF IT'S ON THE BOARD, IT'S A GOOD ANSWER. WHO! JESSIE, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING OVER THERE. YES, SIR. Steve: YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S ABOVE, DON'T YOU? I BELIEVE IT. SHOULD BE. Steve: SHOULD IT BE? HA HA HA! WHO! BOY, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. LET ME ASK YOU ANOTHER THING. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FEEL IF IT'S NOT UP? ABOUT THAT LITTLE ONE? ABOUT THAT LITTLE ONE? WELL... I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FEEL THAT SMALL. I KNOW. I know, miss monique. I KNOW YOU WANT TO STOP ME.

ARE YOU READY, JESSIE? I'M READY. Steve: OKAY. NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT MAKES SOUNDS THAT OTHERS CAN HEAR. ARE YOU GOING TO STAY WITH THAT? ALRIGHT. COOL. THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED. YEAH. COME HERE, UNCLE JESSIE. COME HERE. YES, SIR. Steve: COME HERE. NOW, LET ME TALK TO YOU. YEAH. STAY HERE. Eh, more or less there. ANSWER NUMBER 3. Steve: IN NUMBER 3, HUH? PUT YOUR ASS THERE. WAR PRISONER! OH, I LET HIM GO. I LET HIM HAVE ALL THAT. MONIQUE WAS HERE DYING. SHE SAID, "MR. HARVEY, PLEASE." PLEASE. PLEASE, SIR, PLEASE. Steve: PLEASE SIR. OH NO.

I LOVE MOMENTS LIKE THIS. SHOW TIME. Steve: SHOW TIME. THAT'S HOW IT IS.