Official Awful Games Done Quick Highlights | AGDQ 2020

kill and us. Honestly if I didn't know I would have assumed that triangle was there to kill me yeah yeah squares kill you but triangles are but red orbs are good that's obvious and the other thing is when you win the game the first time says surprise, it actually doesn't and you have to play the whole game again except it gets a little more complicated and a little meaner, we will just loop it. because the second loop is all the stages you've already seen except the game is mad at you now, look when we submit these

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to gdq we don't tell them we wanted a horrible crash, they make a decision about our game and me.

I just want to say that I don't agree with some of these voices. This next level is the most difficult level. He has the most difficult jump. I'm pretty convinced it's not up to me, even though it's like half the level. A good game like the one I mentioned. I wonder why he jumped there, it's because that's how you opened the door. Yeah, I didn't make the game's audience the same. Can you explain that to me? No, I can't, oh, we're lucky it was. the jump and now we're writing a bunch of diapers, this should be good, so the game's not over yet, ice, yeah, yeah, one more level to go.

There's actually a ship you're supposed to enter later in this level after saving. your friend, but we're not doing either of those things anymore and we all know these crushers work like rapid fire, you'll only be a moment after I get back, yeah, look how fast it's going now, so we'll take this for rapid fire. and we zip this is where we save our friend there's supposed to be a little machine there that gives you your friend which actually changes a lock that's not like a yeah it's not just a scene jump you can just move to the left or right while jumping in the air, but we're skipping all that now, I'm going up, yeah, the times that come after we enter the ship on the screen change, template well, I know, I know, oh yes, that was the adventure of the miracle rocket.

Well, welcome to the big Barbie race until

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. I'm smarter. I'm at conjunction 87. We're separated by a third of a second right now. Come on, so first things first, yeah. It's the sound of his jumping yes, we're going to hear it a lot and no, I'm not sorry, yes, so what's happening now? We are in a shopping center. I went the wrong way. We have these beach balls that are harassing us. It's going to be a topic, have you decided to get rid of these beach balls? I mean obviously the best way to get rid of a beach ball is to feed the kitten, feed the kitten okay let's hit the kitten and the cat also has the best view I've ever had yeah that's a pizza too , yeah, so we're going to avoid pizza, so why are we jumping on pizzas?

Because Barbie doesn't like carbs, complex carbs, it's not a donation from the chef's label that says Hika jingles chef Pierre, we support you, thank you. chef, okay, so we were a group, so we have to skip all the scenes, obviously, but what Barbie said is let's go to the beach and what you meant by let's go to the beach is let's turn into a mermaid and win through of a coral labyrinth. Oh, nine, that's it. okay I'm going to die a lot right now okay I've only been the game of its name for five years this jukebox this jukebox you're inside the jukebox you see the records running underneath you so basically acts like a conveyor belt takes you back to the start of a stage you can lose between 20 and 40 seconds every time you fall this is the absolute race killer so even though we are both 12 18 is the 16 minute estimate i got to the baby it doesn't jump and you have to make all these coins spin at the right speed otherwise the musical notes kill you yeah because they're on the yeah you're on the coin you're on the coin return and with That's game time. that everyone stopped when you read the schedule, you can't have a horrible block with no rules, babe on the beach, Oh Rama being run by a nutcase, take it, thank you so much for showing up, thank you.

I appreciate everyone who decided to stick with bad

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. from watching Pokémon live, you are the real winners, okay, ready for the countdown 3 2 1, go well, rules is an incredibly incredibly fast game on Sega Genesis where the goal is: as fast as possible and not fall. in any of the instant death places that exist, the enemies will not harass us, yes, so the part of this game is incomprehensible, silly and stupid, and now we are in England in 1447 to rescue a person here from witch who captured to the princess it was a baby yeah here comes a boss that should be over in about five seconds without iframes so if you time your attack right you'll be fine most of the time these levels are structured more horizontally so You'll just go to your death like you fall to your death to be cut, but in certain places you can fall to the next part of the level, yeah, that assumes the level or me there, so if I line up just right and jump there.

Come on, so I want to run across I want to climb this waterfall, go up this one, run across and not die, nice turn here though, okay, definitely worth trying a few times, yeah, there we go, so this boss wants to be very careful , in general. I spawn from the right, I spawn the lump from the left because this boss is supposed to jump around the arena, but he just jumps into a wall, gets stuck, which makes it really easy to speed up this big kill, three machines there, I just unplug it and Now I'm in the Pac-Man minigame.

I'm sorry it had to happen and now we're in Pong and this is actually the most fun place in the whole race because sometimes the ball just decides to speed up or slow down when you can lose like thirty seconds if the computer decides to play nice, so yeah, here come more of these terrible monsters, steam vents, flying asteroids, jumpers, green guys, whatever you want, just a good glove, so now I'm in a section that is inside the space station that is full of these elevators here and I'll make something really

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hopefully fantastic and not softly crashing the game fingers crossed wish me luck you know when I said when you hold on you die when holding down the elevator just pushes you through it you go through the elevator and I understood that here we go so I turned off the gravity so that my character stops going up and turned it back on so that he goes up again and I went through the level there and I skipped it in the blink of an eye and I can stop like it was the game, but I had to show it off, so now Norma is going to hell.

If you have ever read Dante's Inferno you will go through the different layers of hell and I'm pretty sure this is the exact same thing, I remember Dante really hated gym teachers, yes this area is incredibly difficult for a casual player Come on, nerd, it takes a hit, like repressed emotions, right, it's like a bagpipe, mom, I have to give these people credit for their creativity, yeah, it's very charming. I didn't send it for the offer. Block it. It just somehow ended up here. I have no idea what we're up against. I mean, since we're in hell, the final boss has to be the devil, so this boss will actually be very easy times. appears very early, like most bosses, you just launch them to reset their position, makes it very easy to take them down, it just stands there, that's the moment, a really good run that felt very, very, very good and To celebrate we go to the beach. and with that they tell me that we are ready for our next races, we are going to hand it over to Pete Door who will direct Dr.

Hausner for us, okay, hello everyone, my name is Pete Door, I don't want to spoil it yet, so that this is a game that is something quite special that can break a record that is not related to time but to frame rate now, because the frames in this game are very poor, I will be able to do a certain trick here at beginning of the game that will allow me to count the frames and do a little manipulation here for you, so we're just going to walk forward to get to a very specific, very specific position, we're going to force a kill that will allow me to perform a death warp until the end of the game.

I'm just kidding because of the way I wanted to show you. how true this game can be at the beginning, you can die and end the game in the first few steps, so in the next room I'm going to show you that there are three different camera angles in this game and I'm going to go over this. room using all of them, so instead of going the normal way, we're going to stick with the top down view and you can count frames like you can actually transition to first person, which is just as slow, $10 da Ciotti who says thank you to all the souls who have suffered tonight for our entertainment thank you very much for that $10 we also have $5 for insurance auntie says donating to support my son Pete Door you have this you can do another this is a pretty long sequence So, by the way, this could be skipped, but I thought everyone would enjoy, we'll find out what this shotgun is used for and prepare for this movie that the students watch, take care of the multi-angle shot to take out a single pane of green glass. and that's it, if you thought we were going to kill zombies or monsters, no that's it, it's the ultimate use of the coma shooting game and then we come across a creepy discovery body that has had its life taken from it, Dr.

Houser is murdering the people he hired to help dig into this mansion. Why is he murdering them? What is he trying to hide from him? We'll have to wait to find out. Be very careful. It would be a shame if I made a mistake and started. Make the best death animation on a survival bar. Many people die there when they try to play this game. Here is the final boss. If you equip your wife's photo and walk forward with her, you gain invincibility. It's supposed to be like bullet hell in a way, if you were supposed to dodge these flames, I'll put it in first person, you'll be on time very soon, which gives me invincibility, so we would have to dodge any fireballs and, at the moment, we released the photo of him. wife and suddenly he finds her in the afterlife he's with her he enjoys these faces he finds her in the afterlife but it's short lived because for some reason this happens I couldn't ask for a better ending to be honest with you that's it I will do it thank you very much for inviting me and enjoying the rest of the horror games.

There are so many that I'm not used to being in it during normal hours. I usually went like the horror slot machine, which is like 2am. m., so be here. at noon it's new to me this is a unique privilege to be part of a new kind of block between horror and horrible called the horrible ride sorry oh it's bad I'll count down we can go so 3 2 1 , come on, let's do it. it so night cry is a game that came out in 2016 for PC, it is backed by Kickstarter and is a spiritual successor to the game clock tower class, they had a goal of 300 thousand dollars wanting to get much more to make this game a true Marvel .

He won three hundred and fourteen thousand dollars, so the budget for that will be very evident in what you can see in all of this. Harry will show you how to do it, ladies, and we'll see Dante's budget in action and this I know the intro and I cry. I can say a lot here. I'm going to let the game speak for me because I think it will be better. I hope the custom is not broken. Sometimes it doesn't happen randomly. Don't worry. Now come on, I'll buy you a drink What do you think a soda will get you on my good side Hey, you're right, here we go, what is it, what is it now, well, something's grabbing my hand, what, oh yeah, I love the lighting here. the way it's okay, that was just rebooting and saying hello to our main villain, this does our Walker rebooting Dante Reaper Walker and now he answered us the night cried, are you alive? and now the cards are going to gain speed for uh, I don't. you know how long is this what's going on the guy is now dead the way he looked QTE like you were the one speeding up for the car to kill so right this is also required because he has a key card which I need to climb. to the ground originally, since that's what I'm supposed to think about plays, we'll get the next character, Leonard, hello, Leonard.

I want everyone to recognize Leonard's walk. I'm going to use the baseball to solve a puzzle here and just looking did it. He has to throw it away, yeah, so Leonard hits the gong and this guy goes to investigate. You can see that Leonard is really his own man because he hasn't realized it. He's definitely a solid metal-geared guard, absolutely the way Leonard sneaks around well. but the important part is that we actually get back to it, they left, they rang and now he's gone, he's fine, he just disappeared, we're back in a way. Rooney is known as the diva of Death Wish andat many points in the game I guess she is tempted by the ocean candy to jump into the ocean.

I hope you enjoy it too. She's sad and lonely and that's all they wrote about her, but we have to hide behind these chairs. Now there are actually a few reasons why she chose the movie. theater as you noticed everything is blue Rooney has the same color scheme oh my god you got it yeah yeah what the heck I'll explain at that point Rooney has the exact same color scheme and personality as these chairs so why Am I panicking? there the game can randomly decide to give me cutscene gifts that skip the entire animation leading to the in-universe panic event happening, if you're wondering how I do it it just happens and we can open this like a standard human being, oh.

Great, something tells me you don't know how to drive a forklift. No, he doesn't know, but he does his best. Oh, that's open. I mean, yes. I guess you talk to Monica anyway and now I've made one of the most important endings. He knows I need it because again the category is called two survivors and we need Monica to go to the end. I'm going to be honest with you in the chat. I don't know why they decided to do the camera like that, but here's the shot of Rooney's booty. the cell phone and normally you have to look down here to do a panic event where Maria dies but we are real live if you go too far ahead you would die stabbed however I'm going to use the power of technology a cell phone Because Rooney is too dumb and not you can use that here, so you stand on the vent when you do that.

I have avoided death. This is the hardest script in the game because of the awkward angle where I click there and now it stops and Now I'm going to click on this smartphone door and you can't use it here if you don't have it you would die in purgatory and no one he wants to go to purgatory and I remember Leonard guys you remember Leonard well they took a hide he's on life support oh he's not so manly anymore I guess we have to pull the plug sorry Leonard oh there are some Kickstarter backers my Kickstarter backers already They're not in the game no matter how much they pay for that I want these screams $1,000 so they paid for the screen and they also paid for their image to be put in the game so they would fall straight up because you couldn't even see them.

Here is the corpse from before. Now it is a living body. It is also the hardest bench. be in the game for some reason, now he's gone, buddy, making the house five, so Rudy will do the smart thing and we'll take care of this gentleman. Walker and the only way Rooney knows how to run clumsily by becoming an electrician. Oh my god, she waits now. Rooney just runs on it, so she now she doesn't have the same personality as the chair and her chairs don't get electrified, that's why she's the only electric chair. Actors love those that exist.

The Adventures of Rooney: Electric Boogaloo, yes, but going up these stairs, I'll find a scissor walker, man, you weren't a full circle, yes, continuously. Skip this battle to find a way, yes, but I'm going this way. I'll let you all guess what will happen to the scissor walker here now. Looney, or not Looney, Rooney is related by blood to Leonard, so she has some of Leonard's power. Well, what do you think she's going to have a couch? Some home alone stuff. I don't know, it's a sneak attack. Oh, my house. Rooney from Solo goes to take out the trash and that's murder.

This is not from Walker because he is no longer in the room. um, but now removed, he's baby, I'm doing it because there's some orange later in the game that I don't want to have to just not do there anyway and now with that we have a pool ball and we're going to have a jump further. So normally you're supposed to have three pool balls, but I can't really use them here, so I want us to get Viggo completely. He'll see me write this. Normally he would kill you and you would have a bad end, whatever.

Now I can do this and we pass it and there's no real requirement so it'll just sit here until they need it later I guess and you'll keep the money and me and Rhoni are going to get the attention because that's the obvious choice Hey, there's Monica. You're okay, Rooney, the whole race isn't over yet because there's one more action I'll have to do. I'll have time to put that up. I'll come up Joe eventually, understand. I know there are two options. Here you go, miss. Walker just kills you and then Eric survives, but they are two survivors, so this will be the moment and I'm going to play with this because there is one thing I want to show, there are still some things, but it will just be my reaction. some things and we also have to see what happens with the ruin, keep knocking on the door, are you doing?

Yes, she has a great new iets update, mr. Walker is like man, why did you do it? Actually, guys, you didn't know that you actually got a voice recording of me. This will be me if I get rejected for sgdq. Oh, not only that, but also the back. Thank you very much to all. Very much so and I hope you enjoy Night Cry and the album block. Are we entering the normal and horrible?