News Bloopers Gone Wrong

Ladies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to not broadcasting a game where I control the

news

. I am the one who will determine what the public can hear and see and I will craft the worst narrative. I can possibly make the world a miserable place, at least I hope so. Enter the name of the game Dinko Ben. Why not? Let's see. I really don't know how this works. I think I'm monitoring the

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and I think I can see. Oh, it's fine. oh god, there is too much information. I want to fail miserably at this, okay, okay, my viewers are going up.

I'm a natural, is she really the new job, okay or 3 2 1, okay, this is great, I can really show my butt. -the scenes okay, we'll get to that eventually I want to do a good job first but I'm going to get into Jeremy in a while national nightly news okay okay three two one oh there's a really cool guy words okay every day 14 Seconds, it's really fun to see behind the scenes. Well, I'm going to prepare it. I have the attention span of a wooden table, but that's the fun of it. Everyone will receive the news and the best possible fashion.

Welcome back to the news. Later we will hear the progress of the election winners. Okay, this is star of stage and screen Megan. Thanks Jeremy. I think I was too early. OK. Lawrence, are you the one on medication? I'm so good. I'm amazing at this. I would see this I got the reaction that's good we for minutes about this sergeant Rock rock man she's not doing anything I think it's disgusting over a billion I don't see who's counting, let's go to the And between them it's okay, the news is easy, it's a beautiful question Megan, I'm not as easy to answer as you, this is fascinating.

I'm a real live news reaction editor. I do it for the people I inspire. I do it, but mostly I think I do it for my viewers who really left. down, of course, okay, okay, this is exactly how it is probably in real life, okay, this is good, this is good, there is no interference, there is no interference on my transmission. I feel like Ron Burgundy, okay, did you slap her? What a dick, okay, it's like a puzzle game. like a stressful game of resource management uh uh God and let's go together. I'll get a raise after this.

I am the rest of this work. The news is exactly what I consider it to be. These seeds this size are so much fun though I love them. You guys had a lot of fun recording this for the game. Sterility. Okay, here we go, let's not fumble today. Okay, okay, oh, but I get the ad. Oh man, this is someone's real job actually, if someone is doing this right now. I'm going to I'm going to them saw okay, I like to press these buttons, although welcome back to this guy on the top left just rocking this is like five nights at New-path today is the first day saying that my audience is increasing I am the best broadcast master, my ratings remain high.

I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to talk to you too. I'm so focused I need to listen, it's actually a lot of fun. I'm a natural baby when it comes. to bad words and monetization D there is no one better than a youtuber to solve this yes, today we will stop doing it very well, okay, okay, an interesting exception thrown in time someone is going to be in trouble no, no, it I believed everything in the moment as the country prepares for a new announcement, well that was the tutorial level that was super stressful, what if she just gets killed?

Secondly, great, there was a plus. He was amazing at it, it was so much fun, damn grades, A's. censoring interference free editing was just terrible, yeah that part I was failing because I was so worried about all the sensors and stuff when they came up that they kept forgetting about the ten and two second rule on that stuff, oh what? It's a glorious day to be in the news business. No, ah, so you can go back and watch all the scenes if you want. It's fun, so all the work you put into the game is making ads, cutscenes, and clips. all you can really go see them I don't really want to see this I don't like seeing my work back okay day two day three an unexpected way this game is going to take a strange turn eventually I become a horror movie day three of a unexpectedly you come home and find posts on the mat that are mostly just junk mail or a regular letter, however, it catches your attention, the team wants to know that curiosity is taking over you and you are opening, It is a form from the new advanced government requesting information and all citizens the first page is already complete your name Alex Winston your spouse Sam Winston your children Charles is Susie Winston well, reflections at least you understood the basics well, the rest of the questions remain is for you to complete, they seem to be mandatory the first question when starting a new job, would you be friendly and introduce yourself to your new coworkers, would you be productive and get to work right away, get comfortable and get oriented with your new place of work work, remember with friends.

About all jobs, I think if I were to start a new job, I would like to show my productivity right away and then everything I can do afterwards. Asking a colleague in a different department simply confides in you what they've been drinking. home confidential information now you have missed a minor element would you help your colleague cover up his violation? I would recommend that your colleague report her. He promised his colleague that he wouldn't tell anyone. Report the violation to your supervisor immediately. I'm not a snitch. I'll keep it private. I should have heard it to get in trouble later, you know what I'll assume, which snitches get stitches and ours isn't one of those guys.

An entire department was fired today for consistent poor performance that your boss has put up. a new place new in place new targets that are significantly higher than the previous one would leave work unrestricted staying late to make sure you meet the first deadline leaving work early and heading to the pub to chat about colleagues changes going out early from work and heading home with your family, I would make sure to meet the first deadline after that, it's anyone's game drinking with friends and your family's question four is the annual company barbecue and you and your family have been avoided.

You're looking forward to a nice day with friends and family you're washing your hair that day no, I'm going to go out and have fun whatever is decent and wonderful time question five you've had a long and successful career now you're about to retire in your speech You list your accomplishments and all the good memories you have of working there Give an honest review of the pros and cons of the company Focus on the problems and challenges you faced while working there Refuse to attend Let's be the good person Question six in your free time He likes to relax just do things like listen to music or model.

He attends political rallies and stands up for what you believe encourages your children, but his hobbies involve the local sports scene. I don't think you do just one thing in your free time. I like to see. watch movies and play games in my free time, but if I did that all the time it would be boring, let's encourage my children and all my children to become degenerates. Your ideal vacation getaway would be surrounded by natural beauty, far from stress. from the daily routine exploring unknown places and discovering new experiences and challenges a structured day in a theme park full of emotions and attractions for you and your family a romantic getaway for your partner to a tropical island paradise II again, it could be any of these It was alone in Los Angeles, which was a nice time with friends and it was in a bustling city.

Also before I went with my beautiful girlfriend to an amusement park, a theme park that was also lovely. It is the most important thing for the government to support the people. Maybe keeping people happy is a difficult thing to do. You can't keep people happy. Freedom is also good. I think that comes with equality and its security, let's say equal because I don't know what else to choose, thank you. you, for your offensive cooperation, you know that your time is valuable and we appreciate your help and lead the nation to applaud a future sangmi ah day six, a family matter, so this is much more than that, it is much more than just the transmission, now it's like papers please, but I have to do all the intermissions also it's like some of the kids have

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to bed, you're just drawing a favorite cup of coffee, a worn memory if you first put together the footprints faded but the stupid face still makes you smile and knocking on the window brings you back to reality they are in the garden with a doorknob in their hand a neon green suitcase is Chris's brother Sam as soon as you let him in they sit at the table The kitchen visibly stressed Chris takes a deep breath. "Sorry to barge in so late," Alex Chris stutters, but I need a favor and this is the only one who can ask what's going on.

You must have seen all these crazy advanced things, the Assets and Wealth Act, they call it taking or taking from people. hard-earned money to fund the lazy people is that you've never seen Chris so agitated. I'm not saying the top 1% or whatever doesn't have money stupid Chris adds hastily but they can afford it, people like me are going to lose all that's horrible but I'm not sure how I can help you you were always the rich one in the family I'm sorry I apologized but taking from the rich to help the poor doesn't sound so bad yeah oh god there's a lot of politics in the sense that I'm not sure how I can help you.

You were always the wealthy one in the family. This is what I think opens up the conversation more because I want to know Hawaii, he was the wealthy one. Someone in the family is going to have everything taken away from them, Alex, everything I've spent my life building. I can't let that happen. I need a favor. Chris's eyes find the tiles on the floor. I need you to lend me your passport. My passport. Why is it? They have

gone

? taken mine and half the damn counties, but people always say that you and I look alike, so Chris is walking around now.

I need to leave before it's too late once I'm out and my money will be safe, but I need to leave now before they freeze. my bills, oh wait, I read that increase of that evil, he is the rich one and they are taking his money to help the poor, yes, pay your taxes, distribute the wealth properly, give it back, please Alex, I wouldn't ask if it did. I do not have any other option. Surely there is another way. It can't be that serious. Give you my passport so you can run away with your money. Who is Chris?

It is revealed. Are you kidding. I treated your kids like they were my own We're families that mean nothing to you It's against the law I can't help you with this fine Solve this myself out of family loyalty Grabbing Nayan's fluorescent suitcase Chris disappears into the night Go back to the dishes and takes Sam's cup again. The face he's peeling now seems to pierce you, but not into your stomach. He tightens. It's a hard thing to do, facing your family like that, but you know what I understand. Family is family and it should. Always stay with the family, but if they ask you to break the law and steal your passport just so they can keep all the millions of dollars they have and not help the people who need it most, that's a little different, okay?

We go back to the studio, they eat the phone, oh right, yeah, this will turn into something later where I get too hot and have to turn on the fan. I know what I'm talking about. God, will the seekers advance? Okay, that's a good option. start with you know people need to elect me a motivating factor idiot Oh Shawn where is this bed should we play this is this yeah okay okay okay listen to what they say okay this is a weird picture no De anyway, I don't know why I would have chosen the other photo, look at those beautiful bastards, okay, I got this, this is okay, yeah, this is how you encourage viewers.

I forgot that I'm supposed to cheer up the viewers at the end of it all. Oh God, I'm afraid, if we really do it, I'll go live all over the country. I joke with people. I'm afraid. My fears are going to go through the streets only at night. If this were exactly the right time for breakthroughs, a new approach. Oh, a mega. cape I lost viewers I was trying to see if I could okay that's all happening tonight oh my god okay I did it I did it well this is stressful I'm not actually at work okay I can keep an eye on this that's good . okay, we've got some time before this is over, okay, okay, I've got it, joining Katie Brightman, your chief economist, Alan James, you're right, the free man's guide to waking up.

This is amazing, nothing, Jeremy, we are still Justin's vassal slaves, okay, I have this. It's good, do you agree? I'm afraid not, that's fine. I should get better at using my real numbers. They are moving forward to the next steps of the grand plan. Okay, I got it, Jeremy. Wherebecome the big sterile hood if we continue? just the way we are, we will destroy ourselves and this planet in a consumer Dorji, if you'll excuse the colorful mess, I'm not even paying attention to what you're saying, okay, I'm trying to see if I'm doing it. good job with the transitions and I want to go to the white shark because he has an ugly appearance, I was

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, they changed the name, I forgot that there are two main seconds, okay, the spectators upload the toilet of a whole generation to walk, he is very passionate with whatever.

Is he saying that? He's trying to sell your book. Everything comes from water. The chemicals that fill it with police juice lose their power after using up half of my work. That could be catastrophic. The catastrophe is that they escaped. I think we're fine. 30 seconds. space where we have all been figuratively sodomized into submission, we could be in the woes of a brave new world, we know we need some change, but we must be cautious let's walk forward with our eyes open have two very different visions of the future they are great James kg Brightman thank you for joining me when we get back I will be investigating Lauren orders all the mega meet some beneficiaries of the assets and wealth that are appearing tonight in the national nightlife a minute ago okay I already did it this is the additive that does not We're not sure if we should show.

I really want to see what it looks like, they're swearing sorry. I want to see what this toy is, okay, we're back. I'm so eager to play this game alone in this department that we should worry, we need legislation, okay Jeremie, easier, it's all in the many things that are happening. I won't have this again, oh God. God, I'm trying to run my edit here, so I'm saying Jeremy's crime is the criminal's responsibility, no one else among them all has this change between them, whatever, it's okay when he goes out into a ditch on Sunday, is it a Kind of killing, right?

She takes pills and hides under the stairs okay, she just calls me slowly, everyone else does it well, are space prisons a mix of things? okay, rehab, it's just not good for it, you know inherently just god, more are you kidding, chrissy, free polyphony has mr. fancy, oh, just something, I lost viewers, I was too busy trying to figure out what was going on, okay, we're, oh Jesus Christ, I don't understand what I was saying, there's so much information, okay, friendship, mercy, really important, we have six minutes , OK OK. I'm doing this. I'm so focused. I'm sorry.

I'm sitting here watching the game. I have it good. Now it's okay for me today, but why is money really happy? What I need to give it to him. Well pay attention my viewers, my two new friends, these are a netball team bully, yes, Blake has a motorcycle, yes, but I can't fight you three. Okay, I'm sorry, oh, what's going on? I don't know how this works oh wait I'll be on the beat I'm fine I really have to focus Jesus yeah friendship yeah God that was so stressful oh those so good holy save a grenade yeah they did it Oh God.

God BBA I'm still passing notes excellent interference free censorship you're editing was fine so I'm going to interfere and go to the sensory jump on Dev yeah okay thanks hey I just did it just start with the toys that no I even notice these things, damn I should have saved up for this, God anyway, auto beep, wait, why bother working when you're audible? You can do it for yourself. This is going to be so good, damn, I ruined everything, okay, what am I going to leave? This video here is so fun to play, it mixes so many different elements that I thought I would hate and it's a lot of information to take in and try to talk to the camera and try to figure out what I'm doing and listening to. them and all those things at the same time, it's very overloaded and very chaotic at times, but it was a lot of fun to do.

Part of me wants to improve streaming, but the gamer in me says you can't do your best, so we've gotten good grades so far because I think I'm pretty decent at this job, but I can't imagine how hard it is. which will be this later and for someone like me, my brain is going to explode playing this game, but it really does. It's kind of like a newspaper satisfied with the Five Nights at Freddy's kind of interface where you're looking at the cameras and you have to figure out all that stuff, but between segments they're also interesting and I hope there's some kind of weird twist. this is that something ends up happening outside of the studio and then all of this is just some kind of ancillary game that would be a lot of fun if it turned into a horror game towards the end.

I'm excited this is a cool game it's just new available and on steam so if you want to play it yourselves you can click the link in the description to go to the link and download it but I want to leave it here thank you all to see it, if you liked it and want to see it. more of this, please don't forget to like the video and leave a comment below. It will really let me know what you like and also don't forget to subscribe if you are new here until next time. See you then, good night.

I think it was the most stressful I've ever felt playing a video game.