New Normal - SNL

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS, IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE A REASON TO LEAVE THE HOUSE WE WE COULD AT LEAST MEET HERE SO WE CAN SOCIAL DISTANCE ON THE DECK. AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO SEE PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NERVOUS. JEANNIE AND DON, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN THIS WHOLE TIME YES, I KNOW, WE'VE BEEN VERY, VERY DEEP IN OUR BUBBLE YOU ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE WE'VE SEEN IN SIX MONTHS I HOPE WE REMEMBER HOW YES, IN ACTUALLY I'M A LITTLE SCARED WHEN SEEING PEOPLE IN 3D, I'M GLAD WE DID THIS YES, ME TOO.

SUCH A STRANGE MOMENT IT REALLY IS. HE IS A CLICHE, BUT HE IS NOT PRESIDENT. HAHA, THAT'S FUN THAT'S FUN WHAT? THAT'S FUNNY YOU SAID NO PRESIDENT. AS A JOKE. LIKE WE DON'T HAVE A PRESIDENT OH, NO. I JUST... I SAID THE WORD. YES, AS THEY SAY AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY COMMERCIAL, IN THESE TIMES WITHOUT A PRESIDENT IN THESE TIMES WITHOUT A PRESIDENT YOU NEED SNICKERS OR WHATEVER. OH, okay. I guess we had him confused. YES, BECAUSE THE WORD IS REALLY - YOU ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT WELL, I WANTED TO KNOW -- YOU CAN LEAVE IT SORRY - LEAVE WHAT IT GOES NO, IT'S JUST THE WORD YOU'RE THINKING OF IS UNPRECEDENTED IS IT REALLY?

UNPREC - UNPRECEDENTED? UNPRECEDENTED, GOOD I guess - I guess we said that wrong UNPRECEDENTED, GOOD, THANK YOU. YES UNPRECEDENTED - UNPRECEDENTED? THANK YOU. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S UNPRECENTED? THESE WINGS. OH DO YOU LIKE THEM? I BAKED THEM YES, I REALLY THINK THEY TASTE BETTER THAN WHEN THEY'RE FRIED -- I'M SORRY WE SAID THE WORD WRONG! I'M SORRY, WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED I'M SORRY WE SAID THE WRONG WORD AT YOUR HOUSE, OR THE -- ON YOUR DECK, I'M SORRY WE'RE ON THE DECK THAT -- WAS NOTHING -- LOOK , JEANNIE, DON'T SAY YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE WHEN WE ARE ON THE DECK, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY THE WRONG PLACE WE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES TONIGHT AND I'M SORRY!

SORRY, WE HAD THE NERVE TO MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES ON YOUR DECK! DON'T BOTHER, IT'S... IT'S NOTHING. YES, YOU KNOW, THE OTHER DAY I SAID DUA LIPPY INSTEAD OF DUA LIPA - WE HAVEN'T LEFT THAT HOUSE IN SIX MONTHS. WE HAVE HAD HOW MANY COVID SHORTS I DON'T KNOW, I - 20, 20! I HAVE A FEVER, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, OK SORRY IF WE'RE A LITTLE ON THE EDGE, IT'S JUST WHERE WE ARE OK, THIS IS JUST OUR NORMAL NOON OK NEW NORMAL? WHAT? DON'T CORRECT IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CORRECT IT - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WHAT DID YOU SAY I SAID NEW NORMALITY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? THE PHRASE IS NEW NORMALITY. HE SAID NORMAL NOON NO, I KNOW. BUT IT'S NEW NORMAL. WHAT IS NORMAL AT NOON? YOU KNOW, IT'S WHEN -- IT'S WHEN THE DAY IS GOING GREAT, AND AROUND NOON, JUST -- I DON'T KNOW GOOD GOD WE'RE ALL WE HAVE! WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY! THINGS ARE REPEATED, OUR BRAIN GETS CONFUSED! WE HAVE NO COVER! WE DON'T HAVE OUTSIDE LIGHTS WE DON'T HAVE BAKED WINGS! WE ARE NOT RICH WE DRINK OUR MONEY, OKAY? OUR MONEY GOES TO DRINKS!

GOOD JESUS! SORRY - I KICKED THE WINGS SORRY. YES, I... MAY HAVE BROKEN A GLASS AND... I THINK SHE BROKE ONE TOO, SO WE OWE YOU TWO GLASS, OKAY? FOR ALL THE ATTEMPTS AND MARSOSAS, SORRY. SORRY, WE'RE BAD JEANNIE, DON, CALM DOWN, COME ON, IT'S OKAY. THE WORLD IS REALLY STRESSED NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REGRET ANYTHING MY WINGS ARE EVERYWHERE, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE ARE TOGETHER AND WE ARE SAFE. AND HEALTHY. YES, YES. AND THANK GOD NO ONE HAS COVID. I THINK YOU MEAN COVIN. WE ARE OUT OF GLASSES. YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

IT'S COVÍN. I MEAN COVIN HERE'S UNTIL THE END OF COVIN!