My Horrifying Proposal Story

Today is Thanksgiving. And we have a lot to be grateful for. Not only to you and all the support and love you bring to our lives, but... to others. Because, without Hila, I mean, first of all, this YouTube channel wouldn't exist, and I'd probably be in a ditch face down somewhere. I mean, I'm not kidding buddy. My life was a complete mess before she wiped my ass. You know what I mean? I didn't wipe your ass. You wiped my ass. I'm speaking literally. I never did that. And speaking of wiping ass...that fits nicely into the heartwarming Thanksgiving

story

I want to share with you.

Now, in yesterday's video, the

story

of my

proposal

to Hila is very bad. You don't want to hear it. I mentioned traumatic... something I never wanted to talk about. Why didn't you propose to me like that? Something that Hila... that CHASES me. And Hila takes every opportunity she can... to make fun of me for it. Okay I love you. I did it for love and because she wanted to marry you. Yes, I am referring to the story of my

proposal

to Hila, which she haunts me to this day. Are you sure... are you sure you want... do you want to do this?

People want it! They did... they made a request. When people make requests you have to do it, right? Or you will go to prison. It is not like this? ...No, requests are worthless. (SAVAGE) Welcome to Ethan and Hila's heartwarming Thanksgiving story about how Ethan proposes to Hila. So Hila and I were on vacation. My parents used to live in Mexico for five years, and at that point I think we had been together for about eight years or something. And my mom... she's so annoying that all the time she says, "Ethan, you need to... you need to marry her." So my mom keeps putting it on all the time.

We were there for about two weeks and every day she was bothering me, talking about "you have to... you have to marry her." "She's not going to wait, she has things to do, she wants to have babies." She's getting into my head! So right now you're blaming your mother for everything. Yeah! Yes, it's all... it is, it's all his fault! She would have done it my way! Anyway, she goes, so she keeps working with me, working with me... Then, my mom, one day, towards the end of the vacation, she was going fucking crazy about it. She brings all this... all this jewelry, and says, "Ethan, she takes any of these rings." They're like these amazing diamond and jewel encrusted rings, like really beautiful jewelry.

She's like a fucking pirate. She has like a chest full of jewels. She says, "Ethan, she just takes--" She says, bribing me at this point. She says, “Pick anyone and propose to Hila right now.” I was like, "Mom, right now? I didn't think about it, I don't have any idea." She says, "Propose to Hila right now...or basically, you're not my son anymore." She does not. She didn't say it like that, but the tension was high. So I said to myself, "God, it's okay. I guess I'd better just propose. How am I going to do this?" I'm thinking about it all day.

And this brilliant idea occurs to me. And at that time we had just started using baby wipes, right? Yes. And I really liked baby wipes. It was like a revolution in my life. And I think to myself, wouldn't it... wouldn't it be so funny... if I put... the ring... like on the package of baby wipes? It would be very surprising, right? And then... this sounds worse! This sounds worse than I remember. I never tell this story again. Every time you meet girls...they all want to hear the funny story of how they proposed to you. Oh, now we tell everyone!

And I was like, "Just... forget I'm here. Move on to the next person." "You just..." He asked, and I did. And it's like, "Oh, my boyfriend took me to the beach and then there were horses waiting for us, and we went horseback riding and then there was a dinner table on the beach, waiting for us." And it's all recorded, there are like five people recording them. Yeah, but you're not that kind of girl. I knew it. I am not. I don't care about those things. No... you didn't want that. I knew it. But you're right, proposal stories are like: "We jumped out of a plane, a wizard threw us into a different dimension where everything was made of rose petals." But I knew you're a real... you're a real piece of shit.

Roll together, die together. So... I'm delaying because I'm embarrassed. I put the ring in the wet wipes and went to the bathroom. I didn't actually poop, I pretended to poop. But you pretended to poop. Yes, I was there and I was pretending to poop. And I said, "Hila, can you bring me the baby wipes?" She says, "Where is he?" "It's on... it's on the dresser next to the bed." She's like, "Okay... that's fucking... a little weird." She brings me the baby wipes, and she comes with the baby wipes, and I was hoping that, for some reason, she already saw the ring.

Yes, or... It's like even my simplest plan fails. I thought he'd look at the ring and say, "Oh, she's asking to marry me, in the dumbest way possible." But she didn't even see it...on the baby wipes, so she brings me baby wipes...while she "pretends" to poop. And she closes the door and I say, "No! Open the baby wipes." And then she says, "What?" She finds the ring and says, "What, what is this?" And then I said... I said, "I don't know... you... you understand." Oh, it's so embarrassing. God... it's so out of character for me, because normally I like, I don't know, I...

I mean, I go out and do it. Yeah. Like, I'll do something special for you, for that occasion. But I...so, that's why I blame my mom for making me do that. Okay, I'll blame your mom. It's totally her fault. Long story short, I put her ring in a couple...in a package of baby wipes. and she asked Hila...she pretended to poop and then asked Hila to bring it to me while she was in the bathroom. That was my proposal. Damn...that's romance, right? So I'm holding my breath, like, okay, I don't want to smell your poop, I'll go... ...give you the wipes.

I say, “here,” and then I say, “Oh, wait, this is supposed to be a romantic moment.” That's crazy... like, look... like, at the time, it's... I don't know how, at the time it didn't seem like such a bad idea. But looking back, it's obviously like, what the fuck, dude? But... It was kind of memorable in a weird way... I really don't care in a way... I knew that... I knew you didn't care. It was fun. It's kind of memorable in a way. You could have this story or you could say, “Yeah, we rode horses on the beach.” It's like, "oh, cool." But now I can say that I have a really interesting story.

Know? However, keep it to yourself. Yeah, let's not talk about that. But there is also another curious detail. I called Hila's father. Oh God. I don't speak Hebrew, he doesn't speak English, so... Well, Ethan wanted to have class. He wanted to have class! He wanted to be classy before giving her a ring in a package of baby wipes. So he wanted to ask my dad if he gives him permission. So I called his dad...and I think it was after we had already proposed, actually. Because he needed you to help me translate. Thank goodness he said yes, by the way.

That would have been awkward. Because I asked him after he had already proposed to her. He says "FFFUCK no." I'd say, "Hey, I don't know how to tell you this! But I don't think we can get married." So anyway, I called... Hila translated some stuff for me, so I'm reading like on a flash card. And he says, "What?" He likes it, he sounds confused. Then Ethan says, "Hee-la and I...we're trying to get married." And to my dad it didn't make any sense. It's your translation! No, you didn't say it right. That's possible. And we were in Mexico... at night.

And then my dad says, "What's going on?" He worried. He thought something happened and you were calling, like it was an emergency. Then he got scared and called Hila and said, “What the fuck?” So, essentially, I failed. I completely failed on both counts. Her father started to panic. He called her like, "What's going on? Are you guys okay?" And I said, "Yes, he just wants to ask you if he can propose to me." What did he tell you? He was like...he was upset because you...had a heart attack. He thought like... Did I really scare him?

How... I didn't know how! I was like... I didn't know how... But he said, "Yes..." I don't know how he translated what I read as "we are being kidnapped in Mexico, please help." Know? But somehow I scared the hell out of him. I think the fact that I wasn't there and you were just trying to communicate with him, my caregiver. My caregiver wasn't there. And he's like, "Ethan's caretaker isn't there, things went wrong. Uh, honestly, I'm so embarrassed about it, I feel like it's so stupid that I want to make it up to you. So, actually... uh, wait here a minute." second.

Wait here. Yeah? I want to do this right this time, okay? And on this happy Thanksgiving, I want to ask you one more time. Are you holding a chicken? It's Thanksgiving! It's not even a turkey! Hila, I wanted to do it right this time, unlike the last time in this turkey. And I wanted to say: Why will you marry me? ? Are you happy?... No. I told you it would do you good. I started thinking about divorce on this very happy Thanksgiving day. I'm sure I put it inside my chest. now it will be disgusting. It's there somewhere.

She found it! Oh, this is disgusting. Do you want to marry me? No. Should I put it in a package? baby wipes? I'll bring the wet wipes. Are baby wipes better? But basically, we're still married, right? Aren't we single? Please, what I ask of you is Hila, please don't divorce me. Well. Next year I will do it again. Next year I will receive a better proposal. Can we do horses on the beach? There are no horses on the beach. I am very grateful for you, dew. You... this is not a joke, but you complete my life.

Thank you. You... Do you have something to tell me? This is too embarrassing. Did you want to return the compliment or? You also complete my life. Thank you. Wow! Thanks Hila, are you serious? Thank you. Oh. I love you very much, thank you. And to you at home, we hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. We really love and appreciate you very much, and we are very grateful for the love and support you have always given us. Guys, have a great Thanksgiving. Appreciate your friends and family, they are all around you. Give them a hug, and if you're married, put your ring in a turkey.

Do not do that. Claim your love for those you love. Let them know you love them, like I did today. Do not do that. It's always good to remind those in your life that you still care about them. So I love you. I love you. And guys, thank you very much, have a wonderful holiday. And we'll see you next time.