My Girlfriend's Boyfriend

I think one of the worst feelings in the world is being cheated on by that girl, dating someone who turned into a player. I did that three long before she went to college and turning your

girlfriend

into a gamer and letting her go to college. out of state is like taking Justin Beiber by ripping off his shirt and then throwing him into a pit full of thirteen year old girls anyway, but yeah, my

girlfriend

and I are doing this long distance thing for about a year and then one. One day she calls me and says we hired a new guy at my restaurant named Tim.

I'm like, huh, he's so cool because he has a police record. A week later, we're talking on the phone, we talk again and she says. Tim found out I was a virgin and he was like, "Oh, this is really nasty sexual stuff for me" and he said it made me shake when he finished with me and I was like, "Oh yeah, put it in bed." phone put it on the phone i want to talk to him quick she puts it on the phone hello hey cut it off I don't appreciate my lady telling me right now you know relax with all this talk about sex you become our witness and buddy.

Go. tough in the paint I beat Beez in the trap don't you know I'm from Trinidad and I'm crazy hear your motto of I say I won't go up dear hey buddy, no disrespect you know I'm saying you know what it is This is how we do it behind you, across my back, my back, I get a chill, I get a chill and from then on everything was fine, or so I thought, and then she starts telling me how every day after work, Tim. She's trying to ask her out for drinks and I'm like, babe, this isn't brain science or rocket surgery, it's obvious, but this guy wants it.

As the days go by, I'm venting my frustration to my son, I warned him and he said, "do me a favor." Please find out what kind of car Tim drives and I ask him why and he says, No, don't ask questions, just do it, ask my girlfriend. He comes back and I'm like, yeah, he drives a black 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse. I'm curious about this routine of my girlfriend's. She calls me every day as soon as she gets off work and this particular night she gets off work so I waited a few hours. You know, I'm not a stage five clinger.

I hope a few. hours and still no call so I call her and she doesn't answer any of my calls or texts for a day and a half. If you're like me, when you panic you start thinking about the worst possible scenario and she finally calls and she's fine, I'm just going to talk, just listen, don't say anything until I'm done, so last night after work, I went out with Tim and Yuto for drinks and I drank too much, so Tim took me back. At his house we didn't do anything the three of us talked about anime and sex all night until I fell asleep I saw you calling I saw you texting but I turned off my phone so if you want to break up with me I'll be very sad but I understand and Being the big teddy bear that I am, I forgave her and everything was fine or so I thought.

The next thing I know, she says something I'm sure some of you have heard at some point. your life we ​​should take a break I'm young I still want to have fun blah blah blah I'm fighting back tears but I'm still doing this whole break thing and one day I was sitting in class and then I had the most massive epiphany I've ever had ever, so I pick up my phone and call my girl and say, listen, I need you to be one hundred percent honest with me right now. Okay, that night you went out drinking with Tim and Yuto and you didn't answer the phone, you kissed him, right?

Yes, I knew it. I cried for like a week. I was just crying, crying, crying. Tell Warren my girlfriend cheated on me and more. I thought I had a feeling this might happen. Know? I know right, we have to go to Atlanta and lift this guy's car. I happen to have these two baseball bats in my trunk and these two ski masks, one for me and one for whoever. I don't know you. but let me get out my laptop, okay, I'll show you the power plan, let's do this together real quick, you know her schedule, you know what Daisy is working on on Tuesday today.

I say we do this on Thursday. We will drive to Atlanta and arrive at 8:00. 00 or 9:00 when it's dark he starts beating up his car if for some reason he comes out and sees us and tries to stop us, do you understand? Okay, buddy, are you serious? His car rises, who are you? I'm going to blame the guy who lives nine hours away. No, you have to take your place in the circle of life. Everything that the light touches will be your kingdom. Why are you throwing movie quotes at me? Don't throw a movie quote at me.

We travel together. We die together. Bad boys. life Warren is leaving I say, yeah, I should meet your good boy, not yet, to hell with the people, the people, the people, Warren, let's do this, so for the next few days I'm getting in the zone, I'm taking my Super Nintendo out of my closet. and I'm playing until the final fight, it's just letting him go to that bonus stage so you get in that guy's car. Come on, come on, Thursday is coming. I'm ready to go. Warren is supposed to be at my house at one o'clock. :05 I don't see anyone and suddenly I start thinking about the consequences and what happens if the police catch us and I think, okay, I'm not going to call if he shows up, let's go, if not, what else Warren never shows up, Tim. you were very lucky because my son and I were about to move on to the bonus stage in your Mitsubishi, believe it or not, Tim and my girl got together, they were dating about two months later, they broke up and guess who he came back crawling with and You know what I said, say it with me for those who know, I know, friends, plan B, you either choose me or lose me.