My First Slumber Party - Storytime

Hi I'm Mead Canyon I thought I'd take a break from the parodies for a moment and tell you a story from my life a little chapter from my book called My

first

sleepover I was eight years old the sun was starting to set Set and I was full of excitement for the night that was approaching. My friend Luke and I had been hanging out for a couple of hours playing video games and trading our Pokémon card collection. Luke's mother had a beautiful smile offering us an endless supply of banana slices. for snacks it was a normal night at least, so I thought it was time to go to bed, we have church in the morning and we have to get up very early.

An ocean of disappointment washed over me. I didn't know this was part of the plan when I thought. about going to heaven it makes me very happy I want to go there so much I want to see my grandmother and grandfather my youth pastor says they are waiting for me I will take you running to my room he left me there alone to go through the darkness of his house alone, standing confused, I knew I had to keep going. I wasn't going to be the weird kid sitting alone at a friend's house. He had too much pride.

Luke's mother was at the sink washing dishes normally, but. What caught my attention was the table as he gave us an endless supply of cut bananas. Luke's mother recklessly put the banana peels on all the Pokémon cards, especially my Blaziken card that he was obsessed with, she says he was my starter in Ruby that I caught. her attention saying hey my dad paid a lot for these cards she came up to me with her beautiful smile would you like a snack before going to bed? I'm sorry for the tears Mr. Roberts hasn't been acting normal lately it's been Luke's mom started shaking I was talking about something but I couldn't pay attention out of the corner of my eye I noticed something: a bag of 40 pizza rolls combined, because everything What she offered throughout the night was cut bananas.

It's like you have pizza rolls, why not just? throw a couple in the oven for your guest let alone a child, but I digress, hey, I'm up here, come on, it's time to pray before bed, with your grace you missed our prayer, I hope you can sleep well tonight. Do you want to play donkey konga I didn't answer I stayed silent and yet suddenly I was blinded by the light from Luke's TV and there he was banging on the plastic drums of the bongo and laughing to himself but I noticed something, I noticed the door was still cracked and the father still lingered looking into the room directly into my eyes, he took out a banana and began to eat it, the slow rotation of his jaw creaked like steel and steel, his eyes never blinked, they just stared forever, and that's where My memory ends and I have always been fascinated with religion and the afterlife since then, although it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth with a hint of banana, take care everyone, good night everyone.