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Top buses we're in the room, you know? and Howard, on the street, was smoking some marijuana at the time. You know I don't, yeah, but he was smoking pot and I was watching, yeah, so I said, Howard, man, it's weird that you smoke pot by yourself, why do you invite old Mario Cantone to call Merrill when he can't? , owns a room. America told him. we, yeah, I'll go, so he comes like a minute later, all red in the face with his lover, okay, he's red in the face too, they're drenched in sweat, okay, yeah, they just been, yeah, fornicating, yes, they have been fornicating, yes. and then they say, yeah, we'll have some so they can take it quick, you know, smoke this joint to make their orgasm better later, sure, sure, okay, then they give it back to Howard's poor bus gang and he's sitting there with this. joint that has God knows what, yeah, yeah, because - yeah, yeah, so Howard Busgang strives to be politically correct even though his God, yeah, he smokes, the joint gets full-blown AIDS, no, our games Bus, cool guys, is there a show on right now?

Wow, yes, in Canada, well, why are we talking? If I asked you if I said what if I asked you if I said Tom, would you give me a million dollars if I cut off your leg? What would you say? Wait, say that again if I give you. If I offered you a million dollars to cut off your leg would you accept you offered me a million dollars to cut off your right leg no no I would not accept if I offered you a million dollars I could have your left leg would you accept mmm no but what if I offered you a million dollars to cut off both your arms?

No, we accept, you wouldn't accept, no, no, so you're admitting to me that your arms and legs are worth more than three million dollars, so always treat it like, oh my God, open like that. I would get a million each for each limb, no, no, because I would accept that. I would take three million for two arms and a leg I do that I would take three million for two arms on one leg but not 1 million for one leg not only would 3 million be good for me I would sit and watch television all day touching the only good hand with my fingers that I have I have the right remote control, yes, no, I know you lose control, yes, what, how much, how much for cutting it.

You never mentioned that was implied. She has questions here. In fact, I have a bit of a choir. Guys, a question. I said no questions. no, no, this is what I saw after the trial, it sounds stupid, jurors, uh, after the OJ trial, I see this big fat woman who was there because you tend to think that jurors are wise or something. I don't know why you know this, but I tend to think of them as wise people, the jurors, but then they interviewed this woman who was a juror, the big fat woman has nothing to do with anything, right, her weight, but it was huge, right, so mind you, she probably would have known not to eat that much cheese exactly, so this fat pig no, no, so they're interviewing her and they're asking her about the blood evidence because like Darden talked about the evidence of blood for six days straight, introduced all that blood. evidence that showed you know like a billion to one it might not be DO you know so they say why does this woman say they say wait you know what about the blood evidence yeah so she says they all have blood if not It's that way, you should give up, no, she remembers the rhyme, sure, the rhyme was what did it.

I think a guy who tells me that, do you know the lawyer Jerry Spence? Are you familiar with that lawyer? He's from Colorado and you have a boy. he had cowboy hats all the fringes you were his friend yeah yeah yeah so apparently in those closing arguments you can say anything you know you're not bound by anything so I know this guy worked at a law firm and he said every time Jerry Spence would be the defense, you know, he would always get everyone out of jail and this is what he would do, he would say no matter what the facts of the case were, he would say and that's he would talk about the case and then go, that That's all, ladies, no, before I go, I would like to tell you a story and then the prosecution would object, then the lawyer, the judge, let him tell the story so that he could tell the story, this was the story here.

Come on ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to tell you a story about a precocious boy who approached a very wise old man and the boy had a bird in his hand and he said to the wise old man I said you are the wisest man I know I have. a bird in my hand and I'm going to give you a puzzle if you say eh you could say a or you can say B if you say eh I'll let the bird go or I'll crush the bird if you say B I'll let the bird go or I'll crush the bird what do you say old man a or B and the old man thought about it and the old man looked at the boy and said son the bird is in your hands ladies and gentlemen the bird is in your hands they said about 20 minutes later they return innocent something like a multi-use word for everything it always works yes, that's it well and then the woman seems drowned or 14 children should Get off because the story of the bird, yes.