My Boss & I Play Truth or Drink | Truth or Drink | Cut

(woman laughs) - If we didn't work together, would you sleep with me? (upbeat orchestral music) - My name is David. - I'm Kat. - I'm Curtis. - My name is Chai. - What is the relationship? Blind Date? - Nooo! - No. - This is my

boss

. - I'm Carlton's

boss

. I'm his taxi driver. We both make our living riding giant tricycles. - Popularly known in the United States as pedicabbing. - It's like a pedicab. - It's a restaurant business. - A health agency. - First legal cannabis grower in Washington state. - Should we try it to start? - I have decided to bring mine. - Oh, my dear God. - You asked me to be boss.

So... - Yeah, okay. My mistake. - The boss moves. - Health. - Health. (upbeat orchestral music) - Are you serious? If we didn't work together, would you sleep with me? (Both laugh) I feel uncomfortable. - It's hot, so yeah, it's definitely meant to blow this up. - I'm going to have to say a very emphatic no. - Probably not. - Well, that's rude. - Not because I'm... How would I say this? - Not gay. - No, because I have a wonderful wife. -He has a wonderful wife. - I don't know why I'm

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ing. (both laughing) -Because he's nervous.

That made me feel uncomfortable. - Well! (woman laughing) - Oh, man. That went from zero to a hundred very quickly. Let's go. - Have you ever lied to get out of work? - Yes. - Yes. - Who hasn't lied to get out of work? - Is it time to shoot? - I just want to try at this point, the answer is obviously yes. - You were Awai, was it Awai? -Yes, he was- oh my God, he knew what a trip, he knew it. - Hey come on. As if he had never been employed before. - What is the worst thing a coworker has said about me? - She's immature. - Do you want to know immature?

You are immature! Are you kidding me? Am I immature? Are you kidding? -The worst thing I've ever heard about you was probably when you got hit by the train. - Hmm. What did they say? What... what did they say? - They say, did you see Carlton's video? How the fuck did he do that? How could he not see the train? You know, they thought you were just stupid or high or something. - It was a four-way intersection and there was a giant party bus blocking my view of the train. - But, just so you know, I told them not to talk to you about it and not to mention it. - Yes, thanks.

Because it's like it's my trauma. To accidents and to recover from them. - Oh, this is going to be fun. On the count of three, name your least favorite coworker. - Wait. Oh Lord. Do you know who yours is? - Yes. - Oh my God! - Are we really going to... No! Will we omit the names? Can we cross out the names? - Yes, good. - One two three. (beep) (both laughing) - I knew you were going to say that and I intentionally didn't say anything because they're all my favorites. - One two three. (beep) David!

Who is your person? (beep) - Oh! I withdraw my response. I forgot- I don't know how I forgot (beep). How do you forget about (bleep) because it has to remind you every fucking five minutes it exists? (beep) - Angel. -Who the hell is Ángel? - The dishwasher. - Oh my God, yes. - Yes. You probably know him. - Oh yeah, it stinks. - I told you! - Yes, I change my answer. You're right, my God. -You can leave his name. (both laugh) -He turns everything around on himself, he doesn't start any shit, he's never in the fucking office. -His obsession with conspiracy theories. - Oh yeah, this friend basically loves the whole 9/11

truth

, Sandy Hook was a hoax. - I hate it. -He is an idiot. -He's a damn idiot. - Fuck you Angel. -Oh, he looks at that.

Look, I knew it. Look, he's probably the worst guy. - Is it that bad? He can't be as bad as the last one. Oh, is it worse? - On the count of three, name the coworker you would most like to sleep with. You answer first. -Oh, he was just going to respond with a

drink

. - I'll shoot too. - Kat was going to answer. -No, he wasn't. - You were. You have someone in mind. - No. - Have you ever had sex in our workplace? - Shit. - It looks like you're going to drink that very soon. (laughs) - Have you ever had sex in our workplace? - Oh, God, no.

With who? Like... I don't know. - Have you ever had sex in our office? - I'm just going to drink. (woman laughing) - Fill it up. Yes, fill it up. - What's the closest you've come to flirting m- oh! Say goodbye. Say goodbye. - Flirting? - Let's do that again. I read it wrong. -What's the closest you've come to saying goodbye to me? - When I- You probably know this. - I know. - Yes. When you gave the drinks to your friends, right? - Yes. - Okay, but if that happens again and I see it, I'd let you go for that.

Does that make sense to you? - 100%. - Okay, have you ever been under the influence of alcohol at work? Actually? - We consumed psychedelics. We traveled in our taxis very short distances and everything was great. - Have you ever been under the influence of alcohol at work? - Yeah! - My job is to smoke marijuana. - It's- Yes. - Like it literally is - Like we literally have to do it - I have to smoke marijuana. - Have you ever talked shit about me to other employees? - I don't remember anything I said bad about you, honestly. - What is the biggest secret you have hidden from me until now? - Oh man, I didn't know if it would come to this, but, so...

I recently invested in a taxi that can carry more passengers and I will own it and probably won't rent it to you anymore. . - Oh, Carlton just resigned. (Both laugh) Well, here's the juice, I'll leave it. - Are you also going to resign? - Yeah - Dude, high five. - And be alone. - This is a great question. - Oh, girl, this is a good one. - This is the fucking golden question. - Oh, fuck. - When are you going to give me a raise? - When are you going to give me a raise? - When are you going to give me a damn raise? - I'm not in charge of that. -When are you going to tell them to give me a damn raise? - I tell everyone that they should get raises. (laughs) That's why I'm not in charge of it. (laughing) - Greetings. (laughing) - Okay. - I'm worth much more. - We'll see. - I mean, I see it every day. - Aja Aja. - Can I ask you something I can improve on? - I think you are probably one of the best workers I have there now. - Thank you. - No, it really is.

Here, have a drink. - Health. - Still friends. - Yes. (upbeat orchestral music) (applauding) - Did you know I bought a precision six-seater? - That? - The frame, gold... - Crazy. - Yes friend, it's going to be beautiful. - Maybe you have to rent it to me. - You are the only person I would rent my taxi to. - Yes. - Record that on film. You are the only person I would rent my new pedicab to. - Wow, did we just switch roles? Curse.