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Okay, so rule number one if a guy cheats on you, his whole family and his friend Sunny blow up, you know, ninety-thirty-one. I know he'll tell you guys run okay so I'm pretty sure my pizza is on date now because I was waiting for my McDonald's oh okay I really didn't want to put on makeup for this so I didn't put on makeup for this in the head of my brush in the shower. Yes, I'm taking a shower again. In fact, I took a shower. Okay so I'm going to do a

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slash story I know I said I was going to be healthier in the new year but it's not the new year yet so I have about a week, I don't even have a few days hello , new year, Thomas eats like a pig, as usual, then.

When the new year comes I'm going to say: okay, okay, then let's get started. I ordered this domino pizza, it's called barbecue, so I was hungry and I already ate half of it, then I got full and threw it up. now my stomach is empty again there's something wrong with me I know I'm also very sick at first well so basically yeah I'm sick like I woke up like a sword throwing everything at my first thought tell me my first thought This It's a business, this is like a real hoe experience. My first thought was not a big stiff because I, this guy, but he's something that I've been like, I don't know, I was just like holy, I have syphilis and then go around my friends there, stick to the nose like, okay, We're all still sick, come over, so I don't have to, it's not good, so I'm going to crack anyway, but yeah, I mean, okay, so we have the chicken.

It's got like onions, green peppers, bacon, chicken and then I ordered, oh my god, oh my god, you, oh my god, bro, I gotta make your chickens one, two, giving a dirty look right now because I'm looking at the thing and says. that they gave me four liquids, the honey is completely in sour sauce/mexican nugget, it's okay, anyway, I was just going to make the pizza, but I was watching Amelia's fart video that was yesterday and she was eating nuggets of chicken and I got so hungry that they gave me. Me, honey mustard barbecue sauce, okay, I'm going to everyone.

I'm going to start with a dream chicken okay, so today's story is basically so once, once upon a time, this guy from Toronto asked me to hang out. I was broke, so I am. Like, how could I get you? He was all over you. I'm like I'm awake on a school night. I left my friends for God. I stayed home like I don't know. I didn't find this guy attractive. He just was. one of the girls, not my ex, talked to you behind my back, this was her man or someone she had a crush on or whatever, so this is the only reason I followed him in the first place, the only reason why which I recognize, basically, yes.

I decided I'm going to go, so I go to my friend's house, I get ready Thunder, the dog, the super is me there, um, I've been a ghetto area, it wasn't like Jane and Finch's area, I'm like was. like on this street where there are shops and then you basically walk in randomly, it was like a random door between all the shops and as you walk in and go up the stairs here, there are apartments there anyway, so I get there, not only is he there he is with two other boys. I'm going to say, "They were all good girls.

I tell them, hey, so these guys come out on the balcony. I'm just starting out, so while these guys are outside, I had my push so bright that nothing." Okay, so while these guys are smoking on the balcony, he or she starts everything or whatever, then he starts getting cravings. My thigh does it to a dog. It was like kissing our album and, uh, like someone starts standing around waiting for the chef to do whatever, so he takes it. he Guess I'm not good enough with the couch because this man put me on the floor. I got back on the ground.

I turned around. I'm going to do a mission on the ground. All these guys were. right outside smoking Lizzy or whatever, okay, I figured out whatever we say, shopping was in about five minutes, he ends up in my bed, so we leave, the guys go back to the room, whatever, oh, he says, okay, I'll order. your uber am I what disrespectful before coming? He says let's hug, let's watch the movie, it's over, he will die if you don't want to do anything, you don't have to bah-bah-bah. He got there, laid me on the floor for five minutes and then said I'm going to get your uber okay, then he's going to order the uber, okay, light it up too much again, he's going to order the uber.

Oh, dark, hmm, okay, huzzah, order the uber um. hey let's be immune he says oh my cards don't work I say forgive him what do you mean he says don't worry don't wear yourself out? I'll try another card, we try another card and then another card tries. I do not do it. I don't know what he was actually doing but none of them work, he looks at me and always says "you don't have money". I'm like no, I told you by your breath, I literally told this guy, I'm not going unless you're 100% going to take me home, so he's like, well, I don't know what to do, everyone's okay, right?

Where do you live? I'm like a Kitchener, you're holy or something, none of them are going to take me home and they're going to have to find their own way home. I say he's fine, it's like he works in the morning. I say I will NOT leave your apartment until you find me to take me home. You keep me here until you bring me home so about an hour goes by like I'm on my phone texting a bunch of guys I know from the GTA and like GJ by the way I'm in the Greater Toronto Area for my Americans so I'm texting y'all so I checked out this guy from Brampton and he says "I'll come get you" he says where are you and then like I told him on the leg he comes, he takes me to his house so I parked in front of his house and we started having sex in the backseat of his car and because he liked the backseat of his car so I don't even know how to explain it it was like I asked extra mayonnaise and left it alone. so back here this is the back seat and he's here I'm face down with my ass up my head keeps hitting the car door and it hurts so we finish whatever I don't even get strong when you get to his room or whatever sea ​​and me on his bed and he says whoa whoa he says oh, you will sit on my bed with your outer clothes on.

I think I just bring a change of clothes with me everywhere, it leaked and then like he was. moving so weird like every time I touched his face he was like no no that's how you break out so it's okay whatever so I said on this floor the plan was for me to stay there until you went to work, but like the way he moved around the hole, oh, don't talk like you're outside with clothes on or touch my face like that, that, uh, Mike Mike, I'm not staying here all night, so I will be another man. so I found this other guy and I was talking to him on Snapchat and he came looking for me.

I didn't want to be around this guy anymore so I literally wouldn't wait at the pool, oh my god it's all over. My pants, oh man, I, uh, why do I eat like that? I don't know where to put this so I'm waiting for the call. I waited like a good half hour so I come and like as I walk to the car I realized and he's not the only one in the car he's with this friend or well I thought he was a friend at the time so I get in the car and he says Harry, this is my cousin, he's in a prosecutor's office and like.

The plan again was for me to stay at his house. They told me they went to work in the morning, so he got his family to stay with him as if his entire family from Jamaica was staying with him and as if his cousin was one of the kids staying. with him and I think he was from the United States, I don't know where he is from, but after that whole situation I noticed all of his Snapchats. Wareham in the United States, a panorama so big that with that, oh, one of my hairs, we arrived at the house. how to shut up love, let's go to the basement, that's why there's the boys' room and we're all sitting there, so they're like a second, okay, come up.

I get a message from him, the guy who threw it. I am. I get a text from him saying if I come down and kiss you when you stop me, I'm sitting there like, ha, you can get up. I ask him why don't you try it while you're with me. He says. I don't know, I'm shy, I say, okay, I say, yeah, if you give me a kiss, the guy won't mind Boulevard, so he says, okay, would you let me do other things too? in high school, then he goes and my cousin joins us. I don't think he was on his drums before this situation, so I kind of felt a fee for that, but I was like, no, it's not a little weird, run away, he's coming.

I started kissing me, Rita, and then he stopped, he said, I'm going to go get my kite and I said, "No, no, no, no, he says, well, okay, like biased, but thank you, my sexy cousin ", and I said, yeah, why does he say, well, you. Welcome, I say, yeah, why, so he spends a second going up the stairs and then the curtain comes down, so I do the same thing with the cousin and they kept approaching him like rotating and leaving me alone sometimes, right? really awkward, so I think I need to go because I still haven't found a ride home because I don't know what I was going to do in the morning when I had to leave, so I like this third guy on Snapchat and he was like, "Okay, "I'm going to overheat in my house." I can eat girls on top of you.

Back to Fichtner after I said "Okay", I'm like you swear, who says "yes", I promise, look to find out what these guys were. trying to do it, but I was like until I got it right, my trips come and say, oh my God, you leave him in my care, so the cousin got mad because I wasn't giving him enough, that's the other guy and It was just because I found the other guy more attractive, so new, demanding or salty or whatever, and then I was, I was waiting for my ride. He was hitting the guy on the front step.

I'm the cousin, he came and I walked and he said, "I'm walking away, oh my mom." Sorry I enjoy my food at the same time oh my god like my hair is looking everywhere so my uber finally gets there but he gets there and this guy offered me to go to Toronto so I came back to Toronto again . I arrived well. and this is a guy who's been contacting me on Snapchat for a while, like years, so I get there and it's a little awkward, unusual, we go up to his room, his mom is gone and we've been sexting. and like texting or whatever for a long time so it looks like we finally met or whatever and he takes off his pants and his wiener is tiny it's that long and super skinny so he walks up to me and, look.

This is the fifth guy I've seen that night so he was obviously very tight so he basically didn't let go of me, he liked it, yeah, he gave me some tits and then he busted all his kicks and said, "I have to go to I sleep, I have work in the morning, I know all this didn't work out at work in the morning, I heard about it with a holiday like, come back, okay, bring me home, he orders me, thank you sir, so five guys later , five dicks a little later, my super house map ticket comes sir and then I go to school in the morning.

I have a beautiful story to tell my friend None of these guys talk to me anymore because I expose them all, but no, I'm not really you. You know what I just brought him because it's late and it's bothering me? I'm almost done with McDonald's and I haven't even touched my pizza. Oh well, I'm 29 and I have 20 nuggets left and I'm alone. I have that amount. Less than that I have my entire life of pizza, so I will have pink hair again within the next month, I think, or the next, I don't know. I'm also getting a new tattoo on my face this week and my nose. nose ring Hey, I'm full, but I want pizza.

Should I go get it and then try to eat again? What's happening to me? Anyway I'm glad John, so that's my story. Be sure to check out my merchandise. It's Sagittarius Shaadi. com make sure you follow me on Instagram I'm a lonely Ashati filling out my Snapchat is 1 so f KN f k + f GG 1 have a happy new year my piece is probably cold this now her for wanting to give me a straw okay bye