MOTHER SIMULATOR

great, okay. go honey, I can't go, I have to go, bye, honey, ooh, honey, please, mommy has to poop, shut up, everyone wants to, oh God, mommy is mad, mommy I don't know if mommy can't afford it the luxury of flushing, oh God, he has time, just in time, okay, mom. It needs food, that's good, gimme, gimme, gimme, I don't have time, what do you want, what do you want, baby, what do you want, do you want a diaper change, do you want type II? Oh no, okay baby, here comes the diaper change, look at this Kolby got that one at Hobie.

Come on, Kolby, poof, the baby, okay, here we go, drop that, give me that and boom, it scared me again, it's such a scary baby, I mean, it's a robot, I don't know what hit that damn thing, oh boy it's building poop is common Oh food food food food for poop okay just take this I have to go well I have the food food food bread bread bread bread bread I have poop poop oh sweet relief sweet poop relief oh my god how to shut up everyone, you have to do this too sometimes, okay, honey, what do you want?, what do you want, honey, you guys, you stinkers, how can you, how can you have that stench?, Oh, honey, Kumi, you .Coby, oh, come on, Coby, oh my God, okay, baby powder, baby powder, oh, okay, put that on, grab that, put that on, I'm done, no, thunder, baby with a mountain of gifts, what does it look like your wonderful robot boy wanted to play? his favorite toys great, your robot boy wanted to play with his favorite toy find a toy he wants in the neighbor's room toys are provided by our wonderful sponsor rattles and doug's rattles and ducks campaign is the largest selection of ducks and rattles of the world, but why do I still have food poisoning?

Okay, you want a purple rattle. Well, this room, yeah, okay, purple rattle, you got it. Well, baby rattle, this one sponsored by Coca-Cola with stars. Okay, sorry, honey, I work very hard, honey, and no. I don't know that you were so smart that you could tell what shapes and what colors there were. Okay, what more do you want baby? You're fucking weird baby. Okay, we have orange with circles. Orange with circles. There is no orange with circles. I have an orange with circles. I've only been a mom for about 30 minutes and I'm already extremely tired. Why under the lid?

That's really human. Whatever and flush the toilet. Alright. I need food. back what do you want blue duck with stars ok blue duck blue duck doesn't exist there isn't no ok blue duck with hearts ok of course ok ok blue duck with hearts you're right there I understand it yes ok what else what else? What else, baby, go, go, baby, baby, I'm in a time crunch here, red with green stars, okay, red, green, stuck, I've got it nailed, I'm the best, I'm the best mom, I'm the best mom, there you go, baby, just because I feel physically repulsed by picking up my own baby, doesn't mean I'm a bad

mother

, oh, I'm a Mushroom, but first I have to give the baby because I'm a good

mother

, there you go, okay, take the bottle, okay, I have seats. which means I'm going to have to poop shortly after this we're Avery, what do you want?

Oh, purple with yellow stars, okay, there's the poop, the poop, baby, the poop, no put-downs, okay, we're good animals, no, no. what's up wow whoa 42 I'm so good at this game I'm so good at being a mom why I hate it so much earthquake oh no earthquake can cause damage and devastation but they won't stop a robbery something falls on the baby okay, okay, blue and yellow, blue with stars, blue duck stars, you got it, blue duck stars, blue duck stars, blue ducks, oh okay, I bet this is the one, yeah, I got it, you can't stop me.

I know exactly what's going to happen, baby, I have to do it. hug you when something happens because otherwise all this is bad around you you know what baby I'm going to do preemptively okay, this is bad okay, what do you want baby, what do you want, oh God, do you want your pacifier? I do not know where you are. binky is, oh, there's your binky, okay, grab the binky, turn this on, I don't know why we live in the middle of earthquakes downtown, there really, what do you want, baby, okay, green with soy is the same whatever you are, you're not the one, you're the one who won't let go, this one gives you up, yeah, okay, North Craig is going to follow the path of me and my baby, this kid I don't even know your name, what you're like You call, Chucky, it's okay, what more do you want, baby?

Okay, get ready for the sickest earthquake, Kobe, in the world, oh come on, you bounce off the edge like that, no, don't take my aim off, hey, come on, just come in. Oh, understand, oh you, I have to eat, I'm so hungry, no. give me food give me food give me food give me food give me food I'm going to poop I'm going to poop I'm going to pop low the whip get in there oh okay, okay I'm in the bathroom now I did it I don't know it was possible baby what want? Oh boy, oh yeah, I forgot, wait, I need to get the bread off the poop floor.

Oh God, why are you here? Okay, dust, that's important. It's okay, baby, I hate you, baby. Okay, get on. there tell me there's a pacifier there for some reason I don't know why so it's time to put your baby to sleep Robo wow you were so busy you didn't notice how the night came a child doesn't even think about I'm going to bed for do everything you need so you can sleep peacefully at the same time. He tries not to fall asleep first. How about some coffee? Okay, sure, okay, apparently I need to sleep, but luckily I might need to poop. let's read how to make some Joe to make a crispy drink, you need to add a coffee bag to the cup and pour it with hot water, put sugar if you want, so the main question is how to drink it, just lift the cup above your head. and the leg that's not right, we need damn, scary night, honey, okay, we gotta go, have a cup of Joel, okay, so let's rinse one of these bad boys, okay, first let's put some boiling water in that way.

We have to put coffee here we go oh I'm about to pass out first okay that's first priority I'm going to do that okay honey okay I would do this okay grab this is on the way to be able to do this speedrun. Tactics, let's get this to the baby real quick, real quick, real quick, real quick, here we go, damn, every time you put the baby down, okay, put that right there, grab the coffee cup, put that on the thing, grab that, turn that on or okay, poor job. Who thought it works? Okay, blue with stars, you got it, baby, you got it blue with stars, perfect.

I am the best mom in the history of the world. What do you want baby? Why are you formal? Oh, oh, easy, lemon, squeeze my nipples. We're going to put you on the stove, maybe no, okay, we're not going to put you on the stove, okay, I'm about to go to sleep and three two one contact Oh, sugar doesn't do anything to me, I don't It doesn't even bother me I like sugar in my coffee. Wait, baby, wait, come, baby, here we go, there, you go, diabetes. Oh, look at this Kobus kiss, never mind, Kobe, come on, it's so close, Kobe, come on, Kobe, whatever you want, feat, you want some pout.

You want a little pout, okay, yeah, you don't get the Primo treatment, you just get the speed treatment, go ahead, go ahead, I'm a good mom, ooh, blue with hearts, oh yeah, there it is, you got it, kid, you got it. That child, I'm the best, say I'm the best, say I'm the best, don't throw it away, don't throw it away, don't be sad, come on, come on, baby, what do you want, baby? Okay, how did she do? bad, okay, I'm getting worse as a mother. The lights go out, we have some technical problems with the lights, but you can't worry.

This will not affect our filming process. How will it not affect your filming process? That makes Elsa Oh, no, everything. on the right, red with triangles, you have a baby, I'm ready, I've been training for this my whole life, what did Ellen just read those triangles? No, that's not there, come on, I got it, oh, okay, here we go, put this down and grab it Okay, okay, it probably is, but don't leave your baby here, come on, what do you want, baby, what do you want?, you want your binky, oh yes, you want your binky, oh, you know you want your binky.

I know you want your binky. okay, okay, common binky, thanks for the baby, coffee for the mom and glog, nothing like coffee right in my eyeball, excuse me, what do you want, diapie, okay, look at this, Kobe, here we go, seven, That's what I wanted, right, yeah, powdered fruit, a baby explosion? that baby put that there bring that you're good baby here we go I did it baby you know I may not be able to see you but I feel the love that connects us both cute this goes in my mouth and when did this good music become so fun at first , it was like a happy game show, but now it's like you want to go back to the beginning of the baby process and make another one?

What I'm trying to say is that this baby makes music, if that were so. It's not obvious, I just said it in a really stupid way. I'm hungry, baby, please tell me that's the last thing, baby, please, oh baby, oh, here we go, wow, I'm not going to restart you, baby, oh baby, I'm not even coming. here yeah, no oh oh oh oh sorry baby baby baby oh um no one needs to see oh god baby oh okay okay min it never happened no one saw anything we no one had to know something happened there are clothes everywhere to be washed it's part about you, you know what?

Honestly, baby, I think I've had enough of you, baby, you come here, baby, wait, wait, baby, okay, yeah, that's okay, yeah, wait, whoops, not that, maybe that's not okay, let's Get you okay, this baby and I, we're going places, okay baby, you come here, oh, can I put the baby in the bathroom, baby, no, no, in the bathroom, okay, okay, and am I going to poop? Sorry I didn't put the seat up I didn't put the seat down that's what's obviously wrong in this equation well this baby probably isn't doing so well baby do you want a bath do you want a shower baby what kind of extension is this on the baby yeah baby I want to dance OOP obey oh oh oh okay I lost the baby okay then boo that's right so that was the mother

simulator

what an adorable adorable amazing poop filled adventure.

I still don't know where all that poop came from here when I tried to poop on the baby. and it didn't work, but thank you all so much for watching this. I hope you enjoy this little glimpse into what motherhood is like and all those wonderful things that exist if you are a mother, know a mother or have a mother we wish you all the best because if this is any indication of what motherhood is like then OMG we don't deserve the wonderful people that are mothers and what they go through on a daily basis so thank you all so much for watching let me know if you found it in the comments below and as always