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really yes, really, if you are looking to make more money and less time, then I am your advisor. Send me the first 10 digits of your credit card details that I can calculate. The profit margin does not fail, there is a discount around every corner. Don't worry about where you've been, worry about where you're going. I have like a terrible allergy to bees, you've killed a man, you've killed a man, he'll go, you've killed him, do you understand what you've done, hey, I'm sorry the squad family let you down, listen to the man from Schlotsky family, okay?

She's not going to make it without me, so I need you man, you gotta be the new baby, you take care of her, you take care of her, foreigner, from schlotzky to Mr Beast Burger, honestly, let's do it, wow, sir, you flattered me one day. to cultivate homunculi like you, you have many years ahead of you, you will surely be ready now, wow, wow, yes sir, yes, I think children have some potential, but at the same time, it is annoying and I found it very annoying at first and honestly. that feeling has never changed every time it's in those videos it's like people find me annoying at first no one just finds it annoying and I'm one of them wait did you just say I'm annoying?

I have a very important announcement, yes, sir. Schlock's upper management has decided to change the name of this restaurant Schlotzsky's to Mr Beast Burger, yes so we have a customer, we have a customer Jesus, hello, I've been waiting for a sandwich for too long, where's my unlimited bacon but no games, but come on man, that wasn't funny, would you like to talk to Mr. Beast? Mr. Beast is here, they need Mr. Beast, it's your time to shine. Mr. Beast, wait a second, you're very busy. Hello everyone, oh my goodness. He looks like Mr. Beast It's me, it's him, it's Jimmy Beast in this video We're not going to get as many sandwiches as we can What do you want?

I want one hundred thousand dollars. Sorry, we only have cold grilled cheese and cheeseburgers. I can eat? the Dream Burger why does everyone keep asking about the Dream Burger changing the name to Mr Beast Burger? Honestly, you know how it was all profit-driven. I would have started with a Mr Beast burger if that's what I really wanted to do, but those Coral grilled cheeses. which are literally grilled cheeses, there's nothing special about them, they're flying off the shelves, so you know, that's what we decided to do. Hello, you didn't open the chest, did you? What a chest, well that's where I keep all my riches, hey, no.

I don't open that, I'm sorry, I didn't know it's me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me, I'm still alive oh yeah, I got better hey, you gotta listen to me, this is what you gotta do, this is it, yeah, this is it Schlotzsky's Fortune right there. oh if you take that all this comes burning from the ground okay, I'm, I'm tempted, I can't believe you, if you let me, no one would suspect anything, you could play whatever you wanted, yeah, hey, hey, I've had a lot of people ask me this recently: Did I steal from The Vault?

Did you give someone else all the money and set them up for a good life? Then you take some of the profits yourself. No one can really say when the change will end. I have a whole family, yeah, yeah, I don't think this will ever end, it's growing, it's growing, what does it look like, has it evolved, this little guy had been brewing in my office, oh yeah buddy, I'm growing some little homunculi and they start moving and that's when I know they're ready I just want to be like I just want to make the booger he makes he's in this place he's got to look like he needs a new worker well I guess I just made my own sandwich yeah, did you? as? work, you have to make a sandwich, what the hell is going on?

We're making our own sandwiches, we should grab the employees and run out and just play, this is it, this is a failed business, we have to leave, okay? look for Nikki Nikki Charlie let's make a place for her before the tax people arrive wait wait let's go look for the chest what happened wait there's blood on the floor Nikki you stole the diamonds hey anyway this this guy this guy was robbed for the way you stole all my money Checker blockers you don't have it you don't have onions check my pockets I don't have anything you know hey hey that's right oh he didn't have anything you're so lucky I only walk in this game and not in battle, it's like super mega you are what you eat I'm Mr Beast Burger give me my money he's invincible I have no idea how Charlie has these Salmon Palace how much Sherman has this man we killed you same video come on everyone stop for a second listen everyone can we just do a house on the beach and live happily ever after and forget about what happened, but it's getting to my wounds and he just ate a sandwich, he already ate the Dream Burger, well, um, are you? what you eat and honestly, yes, I'm ready to be a man again.

I don't think there's anyone here, let's stop breaking down, man, there's no one here, oh wow, sorry Charlie, you just had a dream burger with you that we could never have. acquaintance, it's okay, I've had enough of your hamburger egg and your beep. Oh damn, I'm getting a check from the insurance company after this. Sam, what do you want? Sam, I love Charlie Charlie. I feel like I'm going to wake up. in a culture people he loves you you love me you know you were actually my I think my first customer man it's so good to see you you know what happened in your restaurant that you saw you want to know what I've been doing the last hour what's it like is it possible for you to do this?

I've been plotting no, no, no, no, our guest of honor, if you go ahead, walk here, oh, come on, go ahead, come in, I've only seen this contraption. once before i think i saw this on lively perfect now for those of you who don't know he circumcised me and laughed at it now you may think it sounds funny but you know it was wrong it was wrong if you believe about it check this out now i'm going to circumcise a foreigner again