Minecraft but If I Die, I WIN

Come on, that didn't work, we'll grab the dropper anyway. in case there's something more fun here ah some bamboo I know what I can use this to press the like button yeah I got it come on shoot me come on hit me well we try again on my search for the Woodland mansion and there she is. Dispenser friend, I don't have Chester in this episode, so Dispenser Dan is coming with me. He's a fan, so you know, he's a little fan service. Let's explore this mansion. If my theory is correct, we should get a pair of wings from the events.

It's so strange to be totally safe inside a mansion, honestly it's nice, I don't have to worry about a thing, yeah, go ahead and shoot me with your arrows, buddy, yeah, what's up man, having a good time? Up there is my forehead, a trampoline. Can you stop shooting at me, buddy? It's clearly not working for you, yeah, the fifth time's the charm. Hey? I brought you to the meeting here today. Annoying, yes, oh, it does, it does. I have a friend Vex Wing, hello sir, come eat me with your Alligator Powers Am I wrong? I only summoned Hungry Hungry Hippos here.

Well, well, I didn't die today, but I did get another pair of those wings. The plot thickens. Sky stop stop. Can I make one of these numbers? What happened? uh, the reboot. The wings go back to the dragon to repair it I don't know what that means but those wings are too small to be from a dragon it's a little mustache yeah looking as handsome as ever my boys my friends I think it's another moment, but before we go, I have a it's a bit of a fun idea to try, we'll pick up oh, I can't steal a bed from a kid, sorry, I broke a door, buddy, there you go, I'll steal this bed instead, what was that?

An aggressive guy, he just closed the door. Stop following me, you're scaring me buddy, I wasn't happy, I was about to steal his nap, now let's make a choice, say hello to Jeffrey and grab a couple of diamonds, wait, you're not diamonds, your little blue pickles, stop, for. Go away, you're scaring me spider, okay, that's Diamonds, oh okay, here we go, it looks like a fake diamond dog, okay, we have a zombie kid, stop it, go find your parents and two and three, wow, yeah let's do this, nothing beats a nice warm lava bath right? Mr.

Skeleton, come on buddy, the water's fine, oh god, she really did it right, it's like she's in lava, it's fine, I must be too, that's a lesson in peer pressure, yes your friend jump into the lava, are you going? also okay, let's get some obsidian here, grabbing obsidian the old fashioned way, in a very boring way, oh my god this takes forever, you know, while you wait, you might as well subscribe or I'll drown you, okay, I give up , yeah, okay, this is it. getting ridiculous, thanks, it's okay, move on, it's late, don't judge me, I think that's all I need, stop doing that, no, oh my god, the farting creepers, man, they're scaring me , just let me die, nice modern art, let's go to the abyss. and I try to die, it feels weird going into the abyss without armor or anything, it feels cursed, but that's literally what I am after killing myself, don't ever take me to the glorious afterlife, ah well, I can't die in love in the abyss either , Good to Know. oh god, now I have to swim forever, the first time in Minecraft history that someone uses lava to swim in the abyss.

I mean, it's not the most painful elevator I've ever been on. Okay, play at bedtime. The more you chase it, the more it escapes you. you how bad just jump away from me come here Ben come here I can't I placed it oh I placed it down but it broke oh my God, give me give me the bed give me the part give it to me well okay it seems that no matter what happens I can't uh put up a bed oh well it broke oh stage two cast ah shooting Hearts you really thought the gas boxes would kill you now you just have lice lice my favorite well, no gas platform for me eh, just kisses, I love you too, Mr.

Gast, damn Duty, thought of everything, interesting bastion, hello friend, you are going to fly, yes he is going to fly, these will be the most beautiful and safest bastions ever, obsidian crying, oh I have an idea how to use a this type. It's one of the last real ideas I have. I'm running out of ways to die, except maybe boredom, so my videos are here to fight boredom. Hey guys, how are you doing up there? I'm just taking another write up. I don't mind. a pair of fashionable Diamond pants. I mean, I can't say no to it being quite drafty in here.

Oh, my cousin, draft. I would have him in one episode, but he was recruited next, after Blaze Rods and Ender Pearls. I'm not sure how. I'm going to kill Blazes and Enderman, but we'll figure it out. Hello Enderman, hello friend, will you evaporate when I approach you? This is how I'll get Ender Pearl's dog. I'm just blowing up Enderman. Ride me. Come on, okay, I sound like an annoying kid and I'm just saying hey mom, hey mom, hey mom, hey mom, can I play fortnite on your phone? Oh my God, that's right. lots of improvements and up this is the weirdest way to get into Pearls ever well we'll get there eventually one day I'll die come on Pearls ah one more oh god this is honestly so annoying.

I'm going. for one more Pearl, ah, he scammed me. I'm going to go get one more Pearl and then I'll get out of here again and just pray for the best. Yes, nine pearls. Okay, I'll get out of here. Should I try it? use a pearl and see if it hurts me oh definitely thought it through, like there's no way the developer didn't think of it uh okay we're going to try it yeah okay I love pearls cool one wasted, that's fine. Fortress I'm reaching the Fortress, I've reached the flames, yeah the flames just die when I enter them, that's way better than getting the pearls, buddy.

I can just run in circles and take them all out. There are two game watchers here. Oh hell yes, I can run. circle around here and then run the other way and take out these guys oh this is the best, excuse me, excuse me sir, uh, what was something I said, do I stink or something, I smell like a bad batch of pickles Yes, okay, six? Blaze Rods, it's dragon time, oh man, oh, Wither maybe could take me out, but I really don't want to deal with that, okay? How about this? There's a 0.25 chance, yeah, okay, no skull, I'm out, no.

I like math, but I definitely don't like it like this or something, it's time to die my friends, maybe ah ah Isa Vander, well this is going to be a challenge, okay guys, we did it. I've got six input eyes to my name, let's just hope it's enough and look at this, I can dig down, oh, except when I get to the water and I can't go down any further, okay, great, make my life miserable, okay, I'm here, I have a wooden X. look for a gun and you might explode while you're coming at me, so you better back off, ah, hello, little buddy, forgive me, excuse me, come on, please, stop it, it's already on, my God, not even that's right, it's time of the dragon Baby where are they?

Yes, Mr. Dragon, I have, uh, I have your reboot. Alas, whatever that means, what the hell is going on, Mr. Dragon? I hear it, there's a healing crystal up there, it doesn't move, although Mr. Dragon does. You need me to fix your wings buddy, okay, wait, I'm coming, I'm coming, Mr. Dragon, Ender Dragon is having a hard time, there we are, hello Dragon, oh yeah, he doesn't have wings, dog, Mr. Dragon, he's good here, friend, ah. Well, here goes nothing, let's reset the dragon's wings. Yes, let's go back to normal now. I can die? Come on Dragon, hit me, I want you to hit me, it's my time, Dragon, I can't have come this far and lose you.

You'll have to kill me Can you feel death tonight? Come on Dragon Crush my score Can you feel the death coming down? Dragon yes, yes, come on, come on, a couple, yes, we have, yes, friend, oh my God, yes, friend. I beat the developer of your game. I did it, maybe next time you'll make a map that's impossible to live on, huh, oh, oh, wait, no.