Minecraft, But Everything is Random!

In this Minecraft world every block you break gives you a

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block this is the dirt block but look what happens when I break it it's not dirt so you'd think a flower would drop a flower it throws pots and a little tree, that's a little ironic. and look, we have one hour to get as much material as possible and then kill the ender dragon. Now here's the thing, yeah, if when we fight the ender dragon we don't kill it in less than 10 minutes, we all have to eat a granola bar covered in ketchup, the most disgusting thing ever, that doesn't make sense, those two things don't go together and it confuses me, so go gather armor and stuff so we can kill the ender dragon, unless you like covered granola bars. in ketchup, what if one of us secretly liked that and they were going to sabotage it, so if you break this block of wood you get a flower and if you put the flower down and break it you get nothing.

Alright? The strategy is to break this wood because it's just giving me different wood oh wow they polished you and you made sand slabs guys guys guys guys guys guys come to me right now oh you have iron what gives you iron these white flowers right here what do I have gold whoa whoa whoa who took all this stuff I got iron helmet brother iron helmet oh wow chandler just swoops in and shares wait gravel doesn't give you blocks don't tell grandma I'm just going to go look for flowers to pick yeah honestly oh I found more flowers white yes boy you have iron pickaxe okay what if I told you that these red flowers give you absolutely nothing oh I have snowballs from the earth guys the cobblestone gives you iron how cool this is gg , oh guys, I have a lot of food, don't worry, oh, wait, I found cobblestones, is it whatever? this is oh i'm about to smell us a ton of iron carl you don't have to eat ketchup we're not eating ketchup today guys chris brought his trap hard pants i'm going to need a little better booty than that carl our neighbors are going to kill you flour corn this won't give me what just happened what was that bro this donkey won't die buddy i'm making so many tools for us we have to stack up oh i found a mushroom biome come on look what's inside the earth what the hell what are you doing Chicken okay, jimmy, what are you doing just wondering? okay, I'll be honest, I don't remember what anything turns into, I've literally been picking flowers the whole time. give me some iron armor so if you're wondering cows fall black whoa which bag is the question what sheep fall hello chiller wait a minute girl hello guys in case you're wondering sheep fall fences that's a little ironic because that's the only thing that keeps them locked in sometimes we make our own fights oh i found more white flowers ender pro oh yeah fun fact though you boy you up 45 more what are we doing ender Pearlin that's what we would be doing, wait, don't you throw it away?

I'm tired of walking, no, let's save them to get to the end, okay, in case you were wondering, the snow doesn't give you anything, I thought it would be epic. Wow, thank god you wasted an ender pearl, jimmy, dude, come on, man. full iron armor check this out hey carl yeah blocks aren't the only thing that's

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you guys are so random omg and quirky guys im going to mine to see what i can get. I'm ready to answer the million dollar question. Do you understand if your baby villager I have diamonds? Well, he's on the run.

Wow, okay, nothing, how did you get the diamonds? Carl it's the swamp vines no way buddy it's a divine diamond okay get everyone in diamond armor Carl how about this only the person who kills the ender dragon doesn't have to eat the granola ketchup bar what do you guys think of that? I don't like it, can we all agree that only the person who kills them shouldn't have to eat it all? Right, that's fair, I'm also starting to think that I shouldn't share my diamonds, so that's fine, Carl, if you just want to do that with your kids, that's fair, I just need food, I'll settle for food right now, Oh.

I found a real diamond. I was playing as a team player and I got all that iron for good. I'll bring it to everyone. I'm going to have three full stacks of diamonds. Diamond ore turns into a block of magma. Oh my God, the spider web gives you very good things. Oh my gosh, we all found these droopy white flowers, I don't know, but it's changing the game for me. I can't run anymore, so I have to walk alone looking for these fallen flowers. I feel like a fallen flower right now. I'm going to make a diamond block and see what it gives me.

Diamond block on the ground. I'm going to rip it out with a pickaxe. He didn't give me anything, oh my god, that's stupid. Look, it just spits out diamonds. Who did this? Could we spare you carl carl you are a genius for finding this carl I don't understand why everyone hates you editors keep that part please guys let's get back together see you all in carl okay yeah hey I'm here, let's go look at the bottom because I have no idea what we're going to get there okay let's do it who has obsidian? I have six, I don't have any, where do you get it from, I don't remember what you mean.

I don't remember I just got obsidian somehow, I don't remember where it came from, that's how you get obsidian, you take cobblestones and you put them down, okay mine, then you get into the stone, do that and then boop boop oh oh no I want look what happens if you break it I don't believe anything oh ooh diamond block I think I did it right I don't know though light it how do we light a flint and steel crowbar how do we get flint and steel everyone grab things and break it and maybe it will become flint and steel.

Well, I'm going to watch a YouTube video to find out how to do it without the Flynn steel and then we'll have to put wood on top of it and it will eventually light it. on fire so we'll have to wait for this oh that would be very oh go to the nether we have 10 minutes until we have to fight the ender dragon let's see what the nether gives us oh my god that's all . so random oh a book a book a book yes we need enchantment books these are good oh brother I have two efficiency four five protection four fast charging two yes friend find these books you have to work hard for these books carl why would you do that?

How necessary was it Carl wait what did I do oh oh mushrooms I gave you bread you stole my bread come on I have I have a mallet I can take it you're going to use a gapple on me what are you guys doing, I see you? guys chasing each other we were just playing tag, you know, having fun, so we drilled three sharp three why didn't we come here? There's so much good mineral power three me, what the hell did Jimmy say we could sabotage it? Did you kill him? wait I'm not eating the granola bar sorry chandler we're on the same team idiot wait so chris really killed chandler why was jimmy trying to kill me carl I think it was a move Cheap, I think we have to do it.

Teach him a lesson, Carl, here's what from before. He tried to get me to betray you and I didn't. He was playing with you and Carl, but I know not to mess with Chandler because they'll just leave and go get McDonald's. Don't let him wait, why can't I hit him? Because I have a dummy shield, let's eat a gaffer, let's do this, Carl, oh wait, did you go with him, did you follow him, oh, he's just eating apples, I only took three damage? I still got all my golden hearts hey chandler we're fine right man leave me alone that's it run away and walk away it's okay I took care of him guys you just wasted all my damn bread that's what you did hey truce no you better stay in the real world and never enter the nether carl we're still friends unless you don't want to be my friend any more than I understand but I'm also sad because I'm friends with everyone I have all these books because I found my stuff and I have all the iron done on the anvil two minutes until we teleport two minutes come on, oh my god, I'm not ready at all ah, how do we get bows?

Did we realize that? No, it's okay, let's just improvise. They're all just going to die, it's okay, little dog, you'll help me until the end, we'll do this together, okay, he shook his head and said yes, okay, ten ways, no, no, don't do it, there are three of them. server two, one stop, whoever kills the ender dragon doesn't have to eat a granola bar, start working on the tower stuff, hey guys, guys, guys, I think we need to avenge Chandler, are you guys going to chase me right now? regenerations, I forgot, that's what I'm trying to do, but Jimmy is trying to kill me, let's let Chris do that first, Jimmy, he's going to put, he's got a bucket of lava outside like I can't see it, oh wow, oh, look at that, oh, hey.

I'm perfect, okay, maybe it wasn't the best idea not to make arrows before we got to the end, I'm working on it, jimmy, I'm working on it, oh, oh, oh, where is it, where is it, oh, he died, take his things. Sorry Chris, it's okay, I was just helping the whole group while Jimmy was trying to kill me the whole time. Now that Chris is gone, we can focus on taking out the Ender Dragon. Here we go, here we go. You hurt my feelings. Because? You joined me with Jimmy for about three seconds and then I decided I didn't want to fight because I'm not as good as you oh no it's okay well I died somehow oh we all died well Carl it's over. for you or we all have to eat this right, you could have just probed it with your bucket of water, do you think you could have done that?

Do what the dream would have done. You always talk about how you are better than the dream. Oh yeah, look at one. of these, okay, jump, wow, I'm out of supplies to get up, where's your bucket of water? I have four granola bars here let's start with Chandler's granola bar oh here we go Taylor okay now let's do Chris's he's had a rough day we'll go easy on him here we go everyone. I have the same tomato sauce in three one two three oh, hey, Carl, are you okay?