Minecraft But Everything I Touch Turns Scary

ah what a beautiful day in

minecraft

what is that oh what is this this is anything but beautiful this is jim brianna whatever you want to say it's coming oh the house just disappeared it's that blood that makes Let the whole world become terrifying to summon back the mansion and save Brianna oh no? literally

everything

I

touch

becomes terrifying. No, sheep, don't eat this grass, no, I said, no, no, no, what is this, oh, it's just that his brain is fine, I have to put this out of its misery. I'm so sorry, so what are you putting me out of my misery?

What are you doing since when do sheep become hostile in Minecraft? If I

touch

wood, it's

scary

. Imagine

scary

wood. My land is scary now. Oh wow, that comes up so much. more about dirt blocks can I turn something as beautiful as this rose into something scary? There's only one way to find out. Yeah boy, oh I'm bleeding, am I bleeding for my health, oh no, our tree is getting scary. Focus on the main mission we have. I need to find stone I could choose oh my god I don't know why that scared me dude the damn stone is turning into blood but when you pull it out it's kind of scary it's actually a different block shit I think the table It has blood, there isn't. enough oxyclean in the world to clean this blood i'll get regular pavers if it's the last thing i do yeah you can't stop me i'm the gingerbread man oh please okay let's put this on what custom crafts do we have here we have a chainsaw with knife scary obviously this is in honor of the upcoming anime chainsaw man clearly scary preston a blood lantern scary storm okay can we stop this bleeding?

Most people say that food cannot solve all our problems. I disagree, watch any time. What did I tell you? Food can solve problems. Donate to local food banks. It's scary knife time. I like how we have to use real oak logs. We're not even going to turn them into tables. We will use them all. Log in, call us Canadians at this point, this knife has been spreading ketchup all over people's sandwiches and has also hit attack damage. Look, I can make things scary with this knife. I wonder if we can make the skeleton scary. Oh, you think you're smart?

It scared you why it's real there can only be one king in this cave friend and it's not you oh my God, what have we done? someone donates that blood to the local blood bank, but can we make iron from blood? to try to bleed this iron surely it has to be in one of our recipes wait we have a scary iron ingot of that okay so we need to collect all the scary items in this world if we are going to turn the whole world into a place scary remember my wife is in danger and I think we care about her we need to get better wait it's a ski I didn't realize I'm hitting the tree with this a scary skeleton head I didn't even do it even when I chose this up and I didn't It's you, the scary storm, that's what the skeleton head is going for, you have to collect almost all the mafia heads to be able to do this and a blood diamond, a scary bat, a scary spider shark, no one else is afraid of This villager if we can kill him. a creeper and figure out how to collect blood, we can make a creepy creeper head, creepy not included, what if we use the knife to get blood from these guys?

Oh my gosh, dude, it's literally everywhere, oh, we see vines, okay, look at that. I've finally turned the world into one percent fear, here we go, boom, yeah, yeah, you won, yeah, yeah, now you like me, well, okay, that zombie is at least ten times creepier, he looks like a frog mixed with a predator, quite scary if I. I'm going to be honest with you, oh my gosh, what a crater those bones are for his feet, it's like Cthulu's kraken vine, oh I absolutely hated it, oh I also have a zombie head. I'm going crazy in this game, wait can we be scary? fish scary fish oh my god I just turned a salmon into a shark we're not strong enough to defeat these sharks but we will be oh wait scary cow I gotta see what a scary cow looks like oh you know what's actually not that scary uh speaking of which we call a legless cow ground beef something I'm about to turn into or ground blood oh speaking of ground blood we have enough for this guy it's moving in my hand I bet you throw it sheep sorry to this hello friend wait a second I think this is like call of duty zombies it's a grenade that attracts mobs and explodes I knew it oh wait where's his head? you've lost your mind i'm going to make this chainsaw oh ho ho ho please call me chainsaw preston oh my god i don't even necessarily know what i'm doing this chainsaw has 24 attack damage, that's a lot, but it's also incredibly useful for mining , look at this, it has like six chainsaws, oh, did we just do it? find diamonds give me the blood diamond turn this diamond into blood how many diamonds a blasphemy for two three four oh five okay nevermind wait this is more diamonds than I find too guys I think we're like 10 of the way to The world spinning in scary, oh my god, dude, but wait a second, can I make scary gold?

Okay, I want it, I'm a simple man. I see terrifying gold. I care about scary gold. Well, skeleton. Would you like to play with my chainsaw, of course you would, ha ha. oh wait a second scary spiders omg dude I don't know like those scary spiders or something else little jumping octopuses okay let's get rid of these extra mobs so I can focus on the enderman. I need to make

everything

scary real quick, oh. Oh my god wait, some villagers have turned scary by accident and just exploded, not to mention we just got this scary enderman, let's wait.

Oh my god, we have salt and we have scary villager heads? Well, I have a scary emerald somehow, but there is something. The bad thing about these villagers is horrible, they have been mutilated, but I have noticed something. If I stand up, the villagers attack me, but if I crouch down like that they don't and it's so scary, oh my god, they're so fast. oh no, it's a blood golem, it's freaking huge, I can handle it, okay, I don't want to carry it, take this, oh my god, it even works on cats, stupid creatures, bye-bye, gollum, oh wait a second, we have everything what we needed from the village. scary emeralds and scary villager heads, we are one step closer to dominating the scary world, but you know, the scariest thing is not being subscribed, absolutely terrifying, speaking of scary things, I'm going to turn this whole forest into scary so we can make extreme progression.

I mean, if it works in caves, it will work in a shallow forest, yeah, come on, take it, honey, look at this chainsaw, go, oh raiders, I have something for you, yeah, I bring a gift, oh my God, this is going to be so satisfying, my body is ready. It's like the 4th of July, hey, take some of this, oh, these guys are doing some damage, okay, let's take out their outpost, ladies and gentlemen, we don't need a villager, folks, now it doesn't cause anything but defenders in our world, they want some of this. You want some of that, the more of you I spawn, the more scary the world I can make.

Plus, 35 percent of the world has become scary. There is a reward here that is an inappropriate location for that arrow and the item we were given. scary heart this thing has damn teeth I'm going to eat it I don't know what else to do with it absorption hearts I'm going to try to take some damage damage me oh my god that was scary I'm not going to lie What are we going to need for that? We need a lot of blood and what we need is for my blood not to be a nurse, not to draw my own blood, okay, so to get the scary Preston, I need to somehow collect my own blood.

I mean, should I? I'll only take damage, okay, I guess first things first, we have to get rid of these absorption hearts, sorry, scary hearts, I need to get rid of you, sorry, hey, but look at the world, we're halfway there, scary, what? Damn wait, they're friendly, oh but I can kill them, my green squids attack those sheep, oh okay but the explosion causes damage to me. This is how we get blood. I need to take damage. Do I have to do the unthinkable? get half the hearts oh no there's no blood you're attacking my cacti no oh oh we're at half a heart we've got our blood oh that's scary the fact that you have to get to half a heart to do this , it's time to do the scary preston I don't know what this is going to do to be honest, oh my god, it looks like me uh oh no, what did I do?

Something happened to me guys, I've turned into the scary preston, I have a bone. sticking out of my body uh okay uh I lost an arm apparently rabbit I need help bunny come here please rabbit I need help with rap rabbit it's just that my arm just jumped off my body and killed that rabbit he's literally turning over everything in his path to fear and he goes for the enderman he goes for the distance oh my god you held on to the enderman what the hell I'm afraid of my own body well well shark I'll kill you boom oh you like that don't you? looking at them looking at stupid sharks oh well look what we have here folks, a creepy shark head.

Do we have everything we need for this except the scary bat head? But we cannot forget this. I almost forget it. The terrifying blood lantern. Oh, look. in this, oh my god, those, oh, this is crazy, you could get scary so fast with this man, man, oh, this is like collecting blood and then releasing it, okay pig, I need your blood, thank you and let go, Look at it, go away, friend, oh my God. we are spreading like a certain disease that took over the world for a couple of years oh but we have to defeat the bats, the most dangerous creature in

minecraft

, where are the bats, dirty bat?

I know you're in this cave somewhere, what do we see? oh my god, that's something horrible oh, it's coming to suck my blood oh, it wants to suck me oh, okay, okay, do you know what to do here? Kill with the bat first. What scares us? Bat head, ladies and gentlemen, I have come to the top of the highest mountain so that we can witness the strongest element in the game, all these heads have brought us to this moment from the terrifying storm, this is what will help us turn the whole world into a scary place and save my wife Brianna to bring that mansion back.

Well look at this town, everything is being drawn in by the storm, holy shit, oh my god, man, we just turned this entire town into blood with one click, this will put us at 100 without a doubt, ladies and gentlemen, oh the world has been up to 100 percent scary it's time to go to the mansion and save brianna literally before she dies the back of the mansion this is the classic damsel in disney's distraught story okay come to the top the cage is falling and the lava is rising the room is coming oh my god oh dear I'm coming I'm coming preston hurry up I'm trying you're coming quickly maybe next time you won't get stuck oh your cage is actually being lowered it's going to fall into lava who built this in the first place huh Where's the button?

Oh my god, you literally almost died free, get out of there, you're safe. Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're okay, no, no, no, wait, it was a trap, what?