Minecraft BUT Everyday we're a Different Mob!

wait, which one are you? Oh god, oh we're going to die, okay, here's the new plan: we defeat the ender dragon like bats, okay, I only have a stone sword, I don't have food. I'm definitely not cheating. I'm going to sacrifice my life again and again to destroy these towers. Oh, we'll have to prove once and for all that bats are the superior mafia. Okay, one more tower and we're ready. I have an idea it was a creeper. and I exploded next to them good job we found this final portal right next to our base I've decided I'm going to be a huge zombie oh my god look at me where are you? you should see me look look up oh god Get it, get it, chase it, I'm trying, she's so fast, she just wanted to get out, I put potions in there, ah, she hit me too high, no, oh, you've ruled this world for too long time, wait, what are you doing?

I'll listen to it in bed, so it turns out that the best Minecraft mob is a player.