Mike Salazar - ZONA DE DESMADRE especial de comedia #30

to your mother like this hello hello finally this beautiful woman from the Mexican Republic part of the American union South America and Central America I'm doing well and I already say Central America and South America because I went to Guatemala well a Mexico is her most doing well so why not even if she's an old woman It's called sea and I didn't know what the hell but I realized after they were talking to me but my people thank you and welcome to your program

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One more moment we are going to present it so that you can laugh out loud. You feel like grabbing some popcorn, it would be Chinese for me because on a good day, at least here in Monterrey, the day is like to be. pulling huelva it's good leave the cell phone it's like that you don't have the oil it's not going to be to monitor that Chinese state it's working it's fine ah yes but well no one does but my mom ordered it for me a ginkgo media put it to do something and with you we'll see what Damn he can do it and well he told me that to put it something that he knows how to do and look if I put it something that must be done do the whole program but well here we have it thanks to sanders looking forward to it listen this one told you that we are very excited we have excellent

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Greetings to the people of Guatemala. We were there for the first time in Guatemala. There with the people, there is a human who is really the Ayutla of San Marcos and he was a fart, but hey, I can already presume that we went for first time to Guatemala and it became very, very small greased in a theater in the town there were words let me tell you and for the people of Guatemala who are watching me there were words that here are obviously very not very normal and others that we don't even know to say 0 so I heard this that I had 0 t is an offense from 1 to 10 times and they told me 0 t from 1 to 10 is 15 of offense 0 t your attitude this 2009 that is, dense with the realization that his mother is increasing and still You say no, I don't know what to fuck, so I asked them so as not to screw up, well let's say and thank you very much, on Facebook they told me when you enter the show, they said it's like they were closed and they followed him but no, I didn't know what the fuck it meant, but well, I didn't.

I mentioned it right now, you mentioned it, we are in Mexico there, they have taken good care of themselves and they are not going to say it, it's going to be worth it, mother, and that we are going to beat each other, nothing is not true, listen, talking about beatings, I don't know if you have happened to them that right now Suddenly it starts. It's good. What happens with Facebook is that you start watching a video and if you keep watching this video, Facebook automatically recommends other account numbers. No, then suddenly you get a fight. No, this one kid fought with another. way going out on the X's and you stay so long the one that's still under the wolves is another video and there are plenty of fucking videos of orchards fighting well don't do it I mean there's no no they don't do it obviously suddenly today we bring a fart we grab it as men now yours and nothing more yours but tell me if it didn't happen to you in primary school well not so much primary school like that but not so much in secondary school when it started like that after the spd that the hormone that you were looking for a garden and the china and another He also liked it, the fucking fights started, I mean, don't do it, but don't do it, don't give up, well, it happened to me and suddenly this tuning without owing it or fearing it, you were for a break and suddenly you didn't even know Salvatto, like you're going to fight or the wow nothing that events arrive a trend must be the vato that well that if some spikes without access there is the exit and had and commands you go with another race well you could julián continued egg to the exit a massive batches and until May finish because wow, because I'm fighting, it's better because the other way seemed like it, tell me if not, when are you going to fight, a normal day, a Monday, a normal day, you're not going to fight, Monday, and the schedules were fine, but very long, but it's I'm saying everything when you're going to fight, times much older, it's already been recreated, damn it, mother, that's the fictitious call or were you going to the management telling the director, it's not that my stomach hurts, let me talk, don't call me because I'm coming for me early, I'm going because because if you left at half past twelve, usually when we were already ready to start, you would leave and there would be tall people, lots of spaces and girls waiting because everyone realized that more people would gather than in the stadium in the stadium. square and how many people know him but they don't even see 20,020 today they give us see how the players pay them and not the people and I'm going to say he's worthy well yes one more for Rafa Márquez as much as they have to pay more than what I'm going to do so many miles of money to hell for them to follow this one but you're going to get into hell with someone who didn't even have a reason to hold on to you, you don't have a bone toad and the worst thing is that later you're going to get into a fight and your purchases go away.

They are more afraid, they call me addiction than with the guy that you are going to fight, web once he is fucking like that with the bureau fist or emma grave I had and then he hid it in his house and then he ate it and then if it is a jacket with the skin of the baton or magnetto apart from the fact that your friends exaggerated you, you also already saw everything in slow motion and you also exaggerated a lot or you know and it's a guard that was very religious, it was always very religious but you drink it with the rosary in your hand and You imagined that he is saying, my God, receive, I received Mike there in your kingdom, tell him that he was always very cool and that we always loved him a lot, or rather, Betty, did you imagine the fucking doctors here making bets when I say the doctors, the teachers?

I depend because there were authors but I left the teachers too I'm going 10 to the bad that the girl doesn't bring anything to the Chinese wake measures the janitor guy like that from the school with a shovel in the yard like digging a grave like that That his mother has already killed him, his bad guy, they put you there in the grave, he died a virgin, this bad fighter and with honor, Max, at random, not a little bit, but there are a lot of things that suddenly make you cling to shit, but they are nothing, they are merely nothing like that is that holes please calm down company arrange to do now because they approached and raised their chests as if to erase what we have not yet reached and so you could have a hell of a time because the last one said well well speaking it is understood people do not use Suddenly, when the fart returned, what triggered the fart was that the guy pushed you behind the church way so that they could follow him, it's best, you don't want to fight, but you didn't want to fight, it's not you, but well, immediately this is the people and suddenly it was fixed there were times when they grabbed girls and then they were already respectful because they respected each other a boy after well with countries they made friends after the points that there were but well greetings to all these guys, now that they regret seeing they fought the in high school and I hope that they have not moved on to seniors, ladies and gentlemen, you are welcome to the zone, it is mother, we have, as I said, excellent guests and we also have, obviously, sponsors, we do not have sponsors, we are very grateful because sponsors are beginning to join us and we thank them completely that we are here wines that I hope are brand new to seat toledo 2018 from anxiety country with the code my

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What is this if you don't see this and I want you to know that the traffic light was red and I was waiting to turn there in the American mines and behind me there was a truck, a 2018 Ford Lobo to its sea, the tires of my size, the tallest truck that my house comes to me in which it starts to whistle at me pp pp pp unfortunately this goes for all men all the old women are brave and you tell her and no way it has not happened to you that you did not want to fight but your old woman made you fights exactly I always go and don't go so far my old lady suddenly goes there the supermarket and there's a calera follows me then he's watching me hey I'm not lying to you wey food truck beeps pp pp pp pp pp pp pp pp and the ox He really yelled at me to move the hell my old lady are you deaf or what is he shouting hotel is doing but that what do you want means that he wants to carry or ride dogs and he let me do so that your mother can break you and I talking to that guy more It's okay for you, part of it adds up, only you want me to please, I don't want to fight, I don't want to fight, damn it, mother, tell him something, man, it wasn't okay to love, choose a doctor now, please, no more appointment from July to the column, always when you have an ass on your back, always greetings for all those who are in the back always all the asses know how to eat the back of loving where else something to the mother who wants if it were batteries he left to drink he is a bastard to live in Galicia he is the old snout and my old medicine said that It's the muzzle, obey, BBC, it's because he yelled at me.

Maybe he recognized you. I know something today, but when he shot me, it's because this assault is tall. In light, I'm 1,781,72 inches tall. I always count on the one older than me by a year, I'm talking about age with before 52 years old that no more than the simple one hits the one that is this minor and that the girl is from the family that is dad crazy mom what mom too' everything is the same mom who is left has everyone I have to have once resolved that I know I was older than mom by two years I go to with then he also liked to hold on to Chicago when there were pedals and now they ask him what I'll take care of the books the vinegar yours up on a bicycle without a seat when there was yours up the hill the chair ah now it looks like that so how beautiful and for the reason that suddenly after the blows many people already respected each other go comrades and the Chinese woman is a It's nice to have you here with us, on the contrary, very spicy than this one.

I remember a lot when we did shows at the blue unicorn and for me it was like how incredible because like, why, why did I see you on TV and then I saw you in shows suddenly? They hired like that and now that I see you, no, the truth is that I thank you very much for the fact that every time I introduced myself, I say this because it happened to us that suddenly it continues, but it was very cool when it was your turn to introduce me, well, well, I made him continue like that. your harvest and I thank you very much for that and the advice you gave me.

Let me tell you that I once had the blue unicorn and I was feeling bad and something stopped in my game and if you feel bad I will go up for you kyushi then the The truth is a respect that I have and an admiration and an appreciation and again it is much more right now we skip a stream what do you think if we present the next comedian tonight es ladies and gentlemen we present an excellent comedian les jorge jorge casanova the applause you can hear palate open it but this time if you are not free through the door lost arrive a little late it was a problem we present I invite youWe sit in the room and introduce Jorge Cazar Agua because he has to be there.

He is very big. The man appears because everyone in the primary school who has fewer friends who want to be bullied, we always have a big friend. Today, the stand or base for two is open. cents that hasn't stopped I like the program stopped we're still here in Monterrey no no we're gone fuck fuck mother but what a beautiful Monterrey here are the four glasses that always come together in the meats you know the number one culture again León and there are always four characters that are never missing, it is not very different from the federal district, he clarified for those who are not watching, it is another dog here, there is no mole with chicken Hernán and tamale cakes, there is roast beef and it is a myth that Monterrey is all those myths some brothers links don't believe it here the pincher all gets together the pincher all is the one who invites everyone and whenever they arrive they are compared welcome your house share your house and the second the second is the blowjob we have a blowjob friend as well as aldo that there is always a future and the vato of walking like a rottweiler does not dance in someone, be it that the man does not k and the third is the fist with the fist to everything there is no need to explain it because it is a pontoon ha ha ha they always send that to the that marks the very cool icon that is the fat man, not in the northeast it is the fat man who brings the vegetarian pasta and gives it shade the chile alzaga passes by and is the one who puts the last word in agreement but he is not going to make the roast beef and The fat man likes me and prepares the roast meat and as they are doing from the company, please, they are asking and he does not dance on the grass or he does not dance in the most needy there is a commander who is already shooing the floor and they have their songs at everything what they give until the police come by that yes no the fat man before that we are not going to move him from the savings he is always there and the punch is always another very alonso cigars know that he forgave good and passes the police was going to call them both and the commander gets off because here in the northeast we are already invaded by what we call the civil force and he goes to the ruler good night so you want to cure us of being mocked because you are from the north of these our brothers you cannot fly away because the ibex then Bring a badge, let's see, sir, more respect because we are not equal and 31,500 I speak badly, let's see, tell me if you want to talk about the authorities.

It's not that the fat man told us a joke. Well, the fat man also has the patrols, the sirens and the police. Neighbors, you already saw that that point was murderous and who is the one who sees the fart that we sent to oxxo, yes that website because it's good, it knows what fart but it's going to come with all the tits haha ​​I was wrong about diets but that's true for women again León and the entire northeast are another but yes, here they are not the same as the women who, since there are no longer any in the DF, can be taken because what trace did I get, things that I like, skip a lady no no no no no here the idea can't even be eaten because as a clue the ladies like that and what he recognizes the girlfriends in the trap doors and the friend he invites is made of wool that always goes to her not by the kilo that one is always going to water it and the ones pass by the force, although the police dedicated the lady and angel leaves with a good night and ladies, there is no win, we already sent groceries for navigation for win cards and that is very true, it is true, the old women are fine when the advertising passes, good father. and one is doing well but linked damn I'm going to bring this drink is what he wanted and right now Jorge was telling look what a delicious guy the red wine Jorge how many years he's been here in Monterrey but he's not good the chubby one He went to the oxxo and he stopped me by giving me this drink today.

I hope he doesn't know what he's drinking. The step was mentioned to put the WhatsApp number there so that they sent us some returns audio messages 81 17 08 75 97 please send us your audio note 81 17 08 75 97 and do it we have the question yes also so that the question is not answered ask, be careful with the question because it is strong or throw it out, I know who is more guilty, be careful who is more guilty, the unfaithful married man or woman or the lover who knows that he is married and I do understand you perfectly well, you cannot go out with an old woman who is not married nor can the old woman go out with you there is nothing that there was no chemistry it is that it is a perfect chemistry the sum of the chemistry if you know that the old woman is married so that inside or that is not at least not to me It's very good that you don't think that why you got married, that is, if you're not happy, if you're already divorced, if you're already divorced, in my point of view, well, it's like a lie, what moves still, and my grandmother, even if it's today. a chicken stew, the truth is that in their house they don't give it to the girl and she asks you for help like an old lady who helps less eaten can make the man eat, the verb bothers us more, I already say that it's not the guy's fault but The husband does not do that to her, many are many, that is, in his case, he sees it differently, what happens, maybe you show up, did you have some experience, or is it not that a woman has dementia that her husband His egg was bigger than him, it's even more to forget, so much is the last comment to tell him something, one has to, or the truth is, one has to let oneself fall, really, one has to be stupid and laugh, imagine me suddenly getting angry.

So it catches me in a bad mood while they fix the problems, I have to tell you that this year you can brand new your seat ibiza reference 2018 peace and country and with the code mais throw you will get a bonus of 7500 discount on your down payment 7500 pesos discount on your down payment Also check your vehicle and change the antifreeze for only 400 pesos that includes 2 liters of concentrated antifreeze and labor. The first is valid on February 28, 2010, 2018 and we will wait for you at Seat Country Still and Garza Sada 3890 Colonia Maspalomas de Monday to Friday from 9 in the morning to 8 at night and Saturday and Sunday from 9 to 6 ok so live immediately in seat country please ok so you can ask for more promotions ladies and gentlemen we have another comedian who the first time You are joining us, you have already done us the honor of being here for the second time, the second time for both of us and it is a pleasure to have you again.

Thanks to the other one, let me know Aldo and we will bring you something better, don't leave, I will. I know that you are used to taking this car and it is alone, what we brought you was to see suddenly but for the other one that you come too, you take it, man, we are going to present none other than Thomas Harris to the applause for the parents arriving at drink, they are still healthy, there is a friend who already threw the activity, thank you very much and thanks to you I think we reached the entire republic and outside the republic and most of all, thank God I am going to take the opportunity to promote myself dear opportunity and please because I am single I'm single again, new monthly, but I'm single and I want to take advantage of the opportunity because he's with his mother because I know we've gone to many places.

I'm single, but I have blessings. Ok, I have three blessings that live with me. In advance, I say this because I haven't asked because then I'll make you happy. I'm the one. mother and you can see the wool and the shit I'm not going to sin with false humility it's nice to say that I'm ugly guy I don't know if I was but not the chaos is that I have three blessings 1 of 22 and 2 of 62 of 62 habits of 6 so I have a problem with those who are 61 so that they know so well because maybe they are interested in me about motivational talks this is real apart from that we talk about you about motivational talks so I am special I am also a web specialist I am a specialist my 6 year old children have a problem that yes it is a problem one is extremely optimistic web everything seems fine web in life all web that is, you have to be optimistic but this is excessively web take it into account to say I'm going to give you examples group that is fine bastard and the another is quite the opposite first I go with the optimist this guy we went to six flags in Mexico City and he didn't pass the card sometimes he passes he didn't pass the card and they tell me hey he doesn't pass the card I tell my son to the optimist I say My son didn't pass the card he tells me he tells me the gap it doesn't matter daddy we go back to the hotel to live as a family so it's a fart the other one is the complete opposite everything is everything last December the little school party or the typical one at school but I have a German school, I was in school, the guy arrived, the pessimistic website that works just like you, it was very bad for me because my son was taken to Santa Claus, he said, Santa Claus, it's Christmas, that's why, but old man, he's really fat, take care of his cholesterol, it's going to be bad. the city, that is, everything, seeing how bad it is, these are extremes, as I tell you, the pessimist, everything else, on some occasion, I was sick, a young yellow horse, I feel challenged here with your father, here in bed, he keeps company, your father told me, maybe you're not My father, your mother, in other words, sees everything more to the guy, everyone, you can do it the best you can and it's just bad, so here's what happened, and because I know it, I started studying books and my mother stopped, well. to give to overcome this fear and he said try at some point in life to give him a gift been good mop for those who are not from Mexico a beautiful gift to the pessimist and the optimist a normal gift to achieve a balance because they are always comparing if you don't know What are they?

They are friends. They are friends of 6. So last Christmas was two months ago. Last Christmas I got the pessimist a little motorcycle. A little motorcycle. A four-wheeler. But it's a plastic summer day for you guys. I don't know you. I don't know where you live. Well, well, a motorcycle. The motorcycle. and I got the optimist a sack with poop and the knot and the mother the pretty bow and I hid on the 25th because you see that it is more exciting for the parents than for the parents I say, there I am hiding, I was the first one to get up. the pessimist or not hit me the pessimist web also when we went to six flags one occasion that if we enter we are being queued for the snow if he said what flavor do you want it the most it's the same I'm going to fall like that it's okay pessimist demanded I'm going to give a gift cool and the other normal gift today arrives and drinks the motorbike truth and my son is there giving mother only in loving what happened my son was for a motorcycle my son a motorcycle also holy because my motorcycle look I get the motorcycle up I give him it dea my foot hurts it gets infected the infection goes up my other leg gives me canker sore they amputate my legs when I was five years old apatzingán your mother web and then the optimist gets up it has been for peace and the meat that showing how very excited and the meat goes out to the street with the neighbors, these look look look look it's a private obviously it goes throughout the private or in all the mines and I what they look look look look look look look look for a day he said what happened mico What did they give you?

They gave me a horse so you have to take into account health. I'm Thomas. Analysis. Thank you very much. almost version, he is a very successful person, very hard-working and very ass, yes that is normal for people to comment that poor people it is normal that they comment that rich people are muscles it is normal that they comment it because they do not know, that is, they do not know anything else Let me explain, I make a website, I have a little money, I spent it, I invested it, but in my case, in my case, I already live on account as if it were the last day of my life, and speaking seriously, I had to travel to the beach. from cancun cancun nothing more but that beach is beautiful and then I receive a phone call from my son he answered well where is she crazy in cancun because dad with what money well I saw money on my card I see the na wai it makes me itch and that her mother is now with mother plane hotel all paid today we want to ask you the question we asked just now also to see what you think please see if you can't answer them who is more guilty the unfaithful married man or the lover who knows that is married married for me with all due respect to everyone's opinion and those that are going to arrive also for me are both equally guilty, that is, I consider this and it is something that I have on my page that I can promote intelligence for intelligent people not put intelligence and intelligence for intelligent people into the public, I just received a meme that says the fact that they don't treat you well, that what you want is no longer the same, doesn't give you the right to give entry to another person, it gives you the obligation to end your current relationship and then make the decisions you want, but if he doesn't care, I have learned a lot from what he said, seriously, there is no other, there is another, I also face it casually, a reference to that, also excellent, now we are going to have audio messages the opinion of the people let's see that suddenly they tell us about some experience they have had or have had this well yes merely what is the opinion of each person right now he said it no he don't suck society no well you can't place orders even if it's what Well, you can't and Jorge I already remembered I already remembered he tells me he tells me if you are married and you are going to have a lover make sure she is a woman with brains so that if any situation arises you won't have problems because I said oh no women with brains They do not accept married men, the cologne butterfly is not what they say, they say that to be unfaithful, it is enough to be unfaithful just once, just once, that is, you cannot go out with that person.

I'm not telling you why it happened to me, I'm telling you why, well, but For example, I would like to have the confidence of having my old woman here with me after that duty, the Lord of the heavens, this number 8, and to have the confidence of having her here with me and trusting her that I know that I amdreaming of confiding to her a problem I had with that one, why not cry like that, cry no matter how much my daughter told me no, no, don't cry, daddy, you're going to cry to me too and I'll be able to tell her, I argued with that one, there's something she wouldn't do but say, do you want me to?

I talked to her so I'll scold her, believe her, and leave me, your mother, I'll tell you well, you're not going to see it anymore, T-shirt, you don't know me, every mother would be a bird on Sunday 6th, I'd go out with my children like that, for example, here in the macroplaza, as I say, it's that statement because our objective has a certain charger of a certain amount then but if the water of life that's why I have a very fornicating partner because the truth is in the afternoon at night so well if we have another one it's a fart because now more downloaded it has life how much it is going to be yes and it is no longer going to fulfill the it was like that and that goes for the ladies so that they take care of their husband you download the lady and if she arrives and if she arrives with you already read I am pm I want liters And one cannot, in the case of the elderly, after 40 years it is no longer the same.

After 40 years, I am not referring to me as a third age, 60 years old, but after 40 years it is no longer the same, honestly, I mean. I can't say it's that I'm going to the gym and then doing cardio and I'm going to do it now chest and back and now I'll be back and this one I'll take the steam bath for five minutes I'll walk instead of five it was ten minutes the old goya put on me mediation I'm just, I don't know what I'm passionate about, it was fine, excuse me, now the digits don't laugh, then 50 and they have a balance of 51 51 years and I have never been ashamed to say because thank God I feel very strong regardless of what I do bye well a little while ago we had this a program that we normally do every Monday because it's called bernabéu and there it is we warm up there among the comedians but in a matter of strength it is in a matter of whatever you want if there is a comedian who is very good he has pre is barely a year old, he belongs to zarco and he is harassing me, no, virgilio, let him watch the plaza, whatever you want, a loser, come on, come on, and then it's the hell, he can't stand it anymore, not even some lizards, whatever you do.

I'll do triple what you do in abdominal push-ups, whatever you want, there's how you see me, no, well, if he comes and naked, two, there you'll realize it, but that's what the concept is called. I don't think I'm naked, so now, lions. and oral push-ups in mp3 they I feel healthy I feel strong and apart from that I always try not even to have a little bread they are quoted what you want expansion and a half but I do try to exercise walk jog run because for what is offered some if it has right, if he has reasons, it's good to feel like he's obviously healthy and there are many people who suddenly go with the feint that today he's already 51 or I beat him so there are many gaps like that and on this occasion it was your turn and you gave him the lesson of the strong fight this strong gil who reads is a comedian who has at most some who gives will have gil rodríguez had some 27 28 compared to others but who also from the litter already out of four rotations to say we are from the camera was has 35 I know more than what makes us 36 73 and of the motivational ones and in the face of these practices of motive reason motivation is motivating is once a mother I'm going to what she wants is for me to tell her no, really look at Aldo he doesn't look like he's 51 actually that's like that He seems like a guy, yes, he seems like it, but 51 now your family is very into sports, it's also an advantage, yes, here I am, right now, what do you say to stop the blows and the girl, I'm a coward, guy, I don't have a brother who is a wrestler, he's a ring watcher.

You don't think I've fought that I almost worked now and not from China but that's an area so I don't look like him at all but I say my mom was my brother but I'm a mom a gorilla caught her it doesn't seem like anything to me and it's never missing the one who tells me why it's not so bad because there aren't those who can't wait to give it a try, those who are in good health or the yellow ones. When asked if I have been unfaithful to Tomas, has he been unfaithful one day, no, never, never, nor would it be. under no circumstances do you want me to speak, sir.

I will tell you the truth. I have never been upright. I have. Aldo says that I have never been unfaithful but our camera has followed him and give me proof that there are exams that the truth and the lie both fucking I'm not crazy, forgive me, I gave you pressure before, how many fucking things you don't have, in the middle of the trial I'm going to ask if they tell them that you killed such a person in Higüey, I can't imagine his name, his age, and what age he was, or whether he's faithful or faithful. faithful always look let's talk let's talk about the environment you're in you really I don't I don't know how many times you're married you when you're married everything asked how many times he's asked how much you're married it doesn't matter how many times he's asked 55 times ok and we can talk there are comedians there are comedians who I think we can say a man, that's not because I don't care, it's a requirement that people who have names get married a lot of times.

Yes, I know, I know more than 10 bastards who have gotten married. a lot of times, thank God, my first boyfriend and I married her, I'm still there, I talk about shows, in fact, or I talk about how my mother-in-law made me the shovel and that she saw me because if not in all of them, well, but I separated from her them because that's just why my current partner is deaf and mute and whatever I wanted, I started but I also hit him and you know I don't want to argue and he turned off the light hahahaha and it's my first experience that I had so my first experience was 1 with a deaf and mute Nor if I want to be paid for the fact that the cousin who is close to him the cousin is close to the web and this is what I had to have a new lion, with the first time he pulls me, I realized that we went to visit an aunt And while I was there I told him that the cousin is pulling but she is my cousin because she is the daughter of one of your sisters, is she your half sister or is she a cousin?

He said she is the daughter of one of my cousins ​​so mom mom told me that day it was worth it mother hahaha calmly you can throw me away then man the fashion is given bustamante to the canyon one of your son in the canyon here then without his mother well I took the road there to the canyon well the cousin was very happy to love who entered with a goal and water Asoban's weight was good, good TV or ass, I'm going to put a jar of beer on top of the town and don't drop the line where I was walking, the cousin, I'm going to be happy with the mother because she was singing, she was singing, hahaha, we arrived at the cannon that the year there was a soap shot and I found it and I had the web dressmaker here and she left it and money all 11 in that her mother and they move her to bad that good I take her out but the old house of the men the women Women get divorced and they say that they are intelligent.

Well, check it out. You go to everyone. We can meet here. If I ask them, we all know women. Divorced women. Men, not men. Or they remarried or got together or something because women are smarter. They learn the lesson or at least we divorce we are looking after everything everything depends judging is a reality I have looking are the mothers the chonanas because well you only occupy that you no longer have to be where wool a liter of milk diapers that is in my case I thank you I am tied to God, mother, but if I become a widow from getting divorced, it is not in my thoughts to cheat, to be unfaithful, and if my old woman screws up, I just don't realize it, but I don't believe, I don't believe, I, I, I feel that I am, I feel that I'm with a mother like with my old priest, this one, I am afraid of loneliness, yes, the truth is, yes, I know, I do know that if I were to become widowed, I think that in about five or six months, maximum, I would already be unmarried.

But if you have reconnected with another partner and I have told your husband that, she knows it perfectly well because 30 or so years ago I had an accident, more than anything, I had an operation for diverticulosis that perforated the intestine in the perforated intestine and it turned out They removed about a meter and a half of my intestine. I spent five weeks in the hospital, so they no longer saw her arriving because the blood cells were ruptured and you remember that perfectly well and the fact is that there was an event and you were aware of it. everything then I told him my life here look if I die come home so he doesn't feel like that no my old man told me yes no but there are men who are jealousy supplies that are bastard cases and you don't have to know bastard He's a comedian, yes, I'm dying because of a sign there in the newspaper, I'm dying, I'll decide and then I'll put up the photograph of the dangerous old women, but he just wants it for her, he said, even if I'm dead, I'll screw you if I say greetings to Juan.

Manuel if we go to a little video that was funny to us during the week and I tried it he made us go to the prosecutor 11 they passed that moment let's go to the funny video you can squeeze your ass I mean if you can with a face like what do I think like they have a lot of trouble they told me a comment I don't know what their poplars follow and the comments said that this one is not that mother this one is uglier than running web and I imagined it and yes true he also went running dude imagine that you can't imagine they never had any experience with him On the stage, dude, you bring an experience of Aragon with your mother, it didn't happen to me in Matamoros, hey, stop raining, I'll tell you what, we came from Ciudad Victoria and we arrived at some taquitos, we already have a hungry boy and Daniel came, my brother came from this from Adolfo Alero and I don't remember what else and Poncho Treviño also very welcome from the city of Victoria Secret a hungry boy what here what his mother was assigned here and we arrived that they have eyes that Dalí that crushed and that little green egg here and that little green egg because then the little sauce that it has to try it, no green egg, we didn't eat it badly, but we didn't eat it at all, but I think the green thing was because it was stale, we arrived in Matamoros and doing the show, you know, but you eat before before. to do the show you eat but you had 7 hours of having eaten although I think that if I already had 76 hours of having eaten generally I do not eat because it is doing 83 the and you are adopting and 3 to that the food is not good total and start is the show this and suddenly I had the bad habit, eye now, not that she's Chinese anymore, it made me want to go to the bathroom mpv I wait, it's a very bad habit, no, but I could wait, I could control it and this time I'm going, hold on, sense, go, the father doesn't the worst and it's ending and nothing happens and then suddenly but that's how my brother is behind me seeing me that but he has this vast wearing the hat he sees singing like valentina his sea couldn't stand me anymore something I swear he comes to think I said like this I said, I'll do that, no, it was a fart in new exits and it was playing, yes, well, suddenly he told him this is a private event in a private event, suddenly I don't know, there is an intermission in five minutes, we came back as he says, and I went to the pin of the year but I arrived in such a horrible thing I was squeezing all the mother's children but how cool it is something very nice here in Monterrey it is customary by tradition to have a serenade the night before where you are from Monterrey although for the people who are watching it is For me, you have to learn that too.

I don't know why you want a very ostentatious house if you're going to be spending more on the house than not. It's better to buy a normal house. Invest, yes, but the issue of poop, then to continue when the serenade arrived, I in All the time I was a boyfriend, I went into my children's mother's house but I never went into the bathroom, I went in to watch TV or have dinner, whatever, but not in the bathroom because we were about a mile away, it wasn't much, I didn't go there either. walking then the serenade arrived the day before I'm going to bring her a serenade I say goodbye early to arrive with the serenade before leaving her house I felt like I wanted to.

In a year and a half she chose names and put it together so I'm walking and since I don't know maybe a kilometer from the house I felt more I said no tight and keep walking and what names and length and you know it that nate or run error way error never ever because when you run you slow down so I ran three steps away from waka waka just before it was a sign this is wrong I don't mess with the girlfriend than what happened to my old woman saying that if they lend to the whole family if I got involved well imagine the mother because she had to be the ass forward because if I did her like that I'm going to take the town where the cows came so he has his skillful attention when it's your turn it's a bad rate, that is, forget about the rate as it goes forward for you and there's a point where it says it was here it is that it's bad and there it was I started his mother and there was a little hole there said damn his mother how he covered the little hole what a garden a nephew because he is already like 35 years old in gas marwijk yes d and again and and then another came another came another body that I don't know any more than me I grabbed a little bit mother just when I lowered him wei wei wei wei he feels like that I have always been very hygienic hygienic like a sandy ass healthy more toned but he feels that since we eat a lot of dough we don't usually throw everything like you do I like a police rabbit and It happened to me that I didn't come home anymore but I wore pants at that time the many lives although bloomers don't feel cool because it's like the little ball machines and some ladies in the back I don't have experience that way it's going to happen to you guy remember from me tomorrow the day after tomorrow and we are not going to see a single cup there is no paper or anything today we are with that topic because the ass the ass is the shield and the at any time there are different types for example the one you are trying and it catches is so so you don't clean yourself anymore, they are different types, this is general culture way, you have already seen the portholes, I have never seen you up close, can you take a closer look at the eyes, let it be photos, because my eyes are dark, it's notYou can't tell how ugly he is, don't pay more attention, but you can see his eyes, I'll tell you the motivational talks, and worse, don't go and look at the camera, who has eyes like hills, the color of the way, the eyes have nothing to see, one day I asked my boss more why because I have green eyes and I'm dark-skinned she says she wants to know the truth she said that's how we spoke the truth leticia no one said thank you ah well the mission and it was very sad the truth is I have never shared with you I can continue for Before she died, she told me, son, she died.

The cancer is called lupus, boy, but she told me before she died, "You were with me during the chemo. You were with me when I had a heart attack and she told me, You were with me when your father hit me. Look at my eyes and He told me to Chile, you have a hell of a bad luck for me, I'm the one to blame, so how did you live for alcoholics, smm, this beer with ice is from China and then whiskey with cognac ice with ice from China, the one who follows you, the truth is, there are drinks that There are no people who eat dawei every 15 with a drink, for example, I can't, I drink one tecate and I get really stupid with amal from a red tecate, however I can suck a 24 of tecate ligth and it doesn't happen to me nothing, no, but I got upset like that with a six of red tecate, I'm going for the second red beer, I tell him the guy with whom the worst one is winning, maybe your sister catches me and I like your boss on the day, bonica la tecate red is definitely diabolical in my way if suddenly there is a race that is maybe suddenly the custom because I have an uncle greetings to eloy rodríguez who drinks pure red the hell and they say that the white ones are for photos no then well there every Who suddenly yes to me for lunch or dinner about two dark beers is delicious but then he will pay the fart if there are guys who have a really bad callus or like us who with two batches giving the butt I say I generally don't deal with ladies and gentlemen, I want to continue inviting you to be for whoever you can now brand new your seat ibiza reference 2018 linda vista and with the code mix trace you will get a bonus of up to 7,500 pesos off your down payment.

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get a bonus of six thousand pesos on the hitch of your new seat leon 2018 to your appointment on facebook we are either lindavista car one or worse for more information send us a whatsapp to 81 89 89 35 0 we will wait for you at the view highway miguel german 43 06 colony May 10 in Guadalupe Nuevo León and I also want to send a very special greeting to Antonio Díaz and his girlfriend who is not lost in the program Health for Arturo Méndez Health for Lucy Garcia and also for my friend Oscar Garcia that last program we were doing some challenges and we are drinking tequila and the guy made fun that tequila is very ugly and also ugly and that I am going to send you a bottle of cool tequila so a greeting to my friend Oscar García we are waiting for the bottle to everyone in the zona desmadre Facebook group a very, very special greeting to all of you, a greeting apart from the tiptoes that you always send a greeting to the points more than anything, I want to thank the people who are going to visit me this Friday where I am going to visit you Being in the house in Burgos, nice view, excellently good and this one I'm going to be there on stage they told me something today an administrator there told me there you're going to want a comedian another comedian in my case like me I really like doing a show of two hours and I would like the dawn to be easy, Tomas, because of the schedules it is not possible, I told him no, a troubadour is starting at around eleven, ten thirty more or less or a quarter to eleven to be about two hours or two and a half hours on stage. excellent in the casa de burgos lindavista and it seems that there are still few places but there are still if you ask I don't have the phone number there or anything but yes I am almost full in the middle the facebook there you can find this the casa del carbon lindavista and don't miss the aldo show because I had to see it and if it's true you spend two hours two and a half hours of show so there is comedy but suddenly a friend takes the group live I have my group live and Aside from that, I have my guitar because many people who ask me tell me about something and whatever they want, where Jorgito is performing next, Mr.

Tomás, thank you, Merquetengue. Well, logically, where we are going are places that we are talking about in the metropolitan area of ​​Monterrey. Ok, I say because then There may be people who see them and get excited and look for it and we will do what Monterrey is Merquetengue that belongs to San Nicolás de los Garza. I am there week by week, we alternate sometimes and apparently starting in March I will be reinstated in addition to the month of I have a blue unicorn but for now every week I have an excellent project and Jorge and I are working on motivational talks and the truth is good the advertising and it is there but it is a pride I would pay to go see 82 July is going well because you sing about it pull and maybe it's a respect, I'm already a comedian who I don't like to talk about, but when it's a man who, over the years, thank you, is also calling you old dude, it's not true, he's absolutely right because he's a well-established comedian from Monterrey and It makes us very proud to be talking to you right now, exchanging experiences and exchanging comedies, and the truth is that my respects go to the Portuguese and his career, which is merely very successful and clean, which is very important.

Many times, he appreciates and appreciates everything that is given to me. Saying those things is their way of thinking and everyone has their own meaning. By the way, on Saturday, March 3, I'm going to be at the main theater in Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, at the cultural center, and I wasn't doing theater or anything like that. I am very afraid of him because I arm and disarm there are many comedians who, my respect, are very good, if you see them again you will be late again and in my case I prefer to reserve myself from waiting six weeks eight weeks and now If I show up at a place I'm going to a good place, the Casa de Burgos Lindavista this Friday and then on Saturday I'm at the main theater in Nuevo Laredo Tamaulipas excellent there we go to Concordia once because once I ingested it and they killed me there and I came back I also live my people in Nuevo Laredo, thank God we have many people who see us again in Laredo, Tamaulipas.

Go see Aldo show in the center in the main theater of the cultural center of the center and the main theater of the center is going to be very nice. cultural that about 1,100 people is more or less like about 1,500 more or less, for example, when the parameters are true and sometimes Luis Miguel does not know that and he restarts the beginning of the tour and has the record for presentation in a national auditorium, that is, more days, no. I also had the opportunity to be there, it was very exciting, no, I didn't show up and I was there knocking on the door and it was exciting because it's a very nice place, the doors, everything, forgive me for telling you today, it's better for us to be here when you arrive at your ears and they see it to me Luis Miguel was good 27 years ago pass me the guitar compare and there is no base there is no microphone base here a microphone from here I have without any quarrel or the same and we use the pedestal humans daniel to the guitar here goes the guitar and let's see if there is a pedestal what a vibe it's a bit sad how cool please pay attention to all the comedians I don't know how much more we're going to invite buddy but here I feel like I have my home I'm not missing anything I ordered ratatouille and he I said, I am very glad that my Salazar is not a wolf and because there are many courses, it is not ass, he said what he wants, is what you want to drink, he told me no eggs, you ask, I will ask him for the red wine, I am going here in the oxxo, there is no president. fart and light coke and they ordered me to bring a bottle designed and to every mother to your tenth slowest and bloodiest I was not missing anything, neither a microphone nor for the guitar or for anything, listen what do you think, while Daniel arranged the microphone and while it settled there at the end There's Tito, the guitar, we're flying and there's the voice of the race.

What do you think? Let's go to the voice of the race right now because, well, there are people who suddenly talk to each other or communicate to the telephone numbers that we told them a while ago. moment let's see if we already have the voice of the race how many of us have three voices three two of the race and we are going to listen to the first voice of the race very good good program tonight and I think 50 and 51 for getting into life from a marriage and the other for not being sincere with his partner, I am Jorge Suárez, greetings from Chiapas, Mosquito Salud, also called Jorge Salud, to Chapas, let's go with the second of the race, they just raise me a little bit because I almost didn't hear him, please take the angles of monterrey tejas in yellow texas pulling today I think it is more his fault who knows what the house is for we are moving laws and you know that she is married it is ungrateful to us that's what I think excellent health even yellow texas who is not seeing the people in those directions let's go to the third and last voice of the race please from the beginning both the one who kills and the one who the tick sins as much as the unfaithful as the lover as the husband who no more does not give for more excellent good Well, people think that the 50-50 that both have, both are to blame, the saying was that he who kills the cow sins as much as he who grabs its leg, and that's good, because there is the opinion of the breed, thank you for communicating and power is there we heard some some comments from people that we are going to throw Aldo in the songs so I don't bring his voice but I remember when more or less like this we stayed like here the people who are going to see Luis Miguel and that's how it goes to sing it in his garage you'll see next to the concert they're doing today and I can a way fair or I went with my old woman I stood in front of him to sing to him well wind and to fuck my mother I live to travel I ride security grabbed me and he pulled me Waiting for it, I come with her and my old lady, I don't know you, she wears a short jacket and she grabs me, hey, I turn around, I come with her, Pedro Jesús, but if it's a damn thing to me, there are artists who are born with a star and there are artists who are born with stars who are not worth a mother to me wow.

There's a bastard who I'm really envious of because my old lady loves him and adores him. He's Erik Rubín, we saw him there at the airport in Mexico. You know it's crazy. You get off a plane and in less than 10 minutes you already have I have to be boarding the other plane and as a matter of fact, the mother of someone who puts you in front of her mother has to walk a kilometer, the Gehry wasn't walking either, I'm talking but she shouldn't take the photo with me, whether an artist wants to take a photo with you but one also understands us in the rush and I didn't want the plane to leave but this enviable guy in his adolescence fucked Thalía he fucked up there alejandra guzmán before the town was full of holes I say that leaning on her he fucked paulina blond covered old people paulino also ate it he was taking flight to my mother and this one I go as erik rubín sings this invitation that I am going to make I don't want anyone to make it because because it can be dangerous for your health I am fish but I can I'm going to die at this moment because, well, it's still dangerous but nothing has ever happened to me.

Thank God for why, but that's how Erik Rubín sings and we're going to see how he sings Investment in Transit and sing ok hahahahaha ah but what can you tell me about the DF, Mr. alex lora - with these guys who are not willing, his mother tells him how bad it is, how bad it is for Jürgen Housing, she tells me that everything I do, everything I do, everything I do was because I'm going to beat him, but the truth is, it's very good, hey, Tomasa. I love that you sing to me and that you don't want to accompany me for more, however, Casanova, you look like a Canadian, well, we know about the poor dreamer's trill, that things are always as they should, things are always not always.

They are as they should be and again for this brand things are always not always right and back hey a way like a mother well what is the name of the grandmother the grandmother of roads is moms is wrinkled 5 steele he celebrates take from camilo which one will I sing and that I may never miss your body, the warmth of your way of loving, and the tenderness of your awakening, may I never miss it, I have ceased to be yours, I say it with honor, you and I, nothing more than my hands ever again. a sense more than your skin because even in your dreams you have been faithful to this one without drop the last band and let me tell you that this one is cool because it has high notes but you also didn't know the song and you released it right now wow 11 has a musical ear what is a mistake and a fine one for people who don't even know what to do with more randomness plays the guitar plays the piano with mother too and plays all the instruments no more than it can be I like the one about winning tickets the most it's a song It's from the brothers, what's called honey dolls, health, for those who are foolish, all your eyes, and they like it, it's that love is like that, like that, today you should cry, it's that love is like that, and like that, tomorrow, laugh, how do you like it?

You call your honey-eyed doll and try who dares to break your paper heart I know that your crying come I will give you courage feel my company I will be your friend think about seeing you sing for joy again time has passed that has passed read and breast one day you left yes say goodbye to me after without knowing that like a fool I fell in love you left without knowing that like a fool and I fell in love that love is like that and that's how I went must cry is that love is like that like that tomorrow what beautiful with a lot with a lot of love for all of you there is a song there is a song that is hitting a lot by a band msv look at that I'm going to him and he says like this listen to the color of your eyes it stole my attention it awakened my interest come on and I just want to But again, tell me it's not prohibited, maybe I'll cheer up and ask you to see you on Saturday at 10am.color of your Charlene eyes he stole my attention he stole my attention you are putting him inside my heart perfect in any sense with red pants or dress my breathing that I would most like it to be is the dream that can come true I like you so much' that's all I feel excited I don't know if it has happened to you that if I could on Monday without stopping what I feel can't be stopped and if you see that I blush if you get confused no no not just be what defines I fell in love how great greetings to all the lovers to all the Subscriber, we would be talking about love with many people who send us what this guy says, well, to a pimp, well, and you, and here are the Chavistas, Jorge Casanova, and he is also taking services, they send you greetings, the pimp, greetings, well, I, for dad, don't forgive me, footprint for the other one we don't see we're grabbing hair with Maria I'm not telling you we're just starting from here man we're going to send it to you gay but it shows so much manga thank you very much convert it there thank you very much cool we send you greetings from all of the cast and a server all the production and let's see when you visit us again because you are one of the favorites people ask you here in the program equally cool take good care of yourself a hug a big hug huawei we send greetings to the cool guy who is right now I'll give it to you this way listen to this sorry today's birthday my boss let's sing las mañanitas las mañanitas one more d

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ly the one that exists I begin as I am the fruit of that tree that raised its branches very close to the sky to give me life and I hear all my desires with its branches and under its shadow little by little I grew blessed next to the one I admire and love, he was fine, he tells us, I mean you, my dear father, that you always give me your hand firmly, already in your hair, snow, reflecting your look is sad, but always good, that my youth I fill you with love my life I give you old man I am grateful to you if you have my heart I give it to you I want to make you very happy but to you good man who for a long time took care of me there is no name when there is no father and all that pride me You gave it to me I mean to you aica desolate heart the respect of the world for me better than turning 54 54 years old for this is that he has known that I was all mother thank you we must give him a very good way in terms of knowing how to listen to knowing too when he gives you some advice to listen to it and also apply it, but for example, my father died at the age of 97, judge, his mother, my father, the bastard 97, died at the age of 97, but he was a bastard, that is, he was not a beggar, it was another way to realize that I He fell with my parents, Monte was eight years old, he was eight years old and he was innocent, he tried to deceive an orchard, five or six years old, in the light of friends, listen to this and with all the respect in the world, I also want to invite all of you to premiere tsja premiere now you are leon 2018 see sea linda vista and with the code more to launch you will get a bonus of six thousand pesos discount train chi also I gave you atole 2018 with one year of free insurance only apply with seat financial services and if you plan to leave On the road, travel safely for only 500 pesos that includes a general review of your car, computer diagnosis, filling at levels and complimentary exterior aesthetics, valid on the first on February 28, 2018, we will wait for you at Lindavista Carretera Miguel Alemán 43 06 Colonia, May 10 in Guadalupe Nuevo León Follow us on Facebook, whatever, perfect view, hey, let's go, have a lot of laughter, you think about this, there it is, notice that we start with Tommy, if you want the jump, while it's very short, Jorge says, Compare, I'm going to raffle off my old woman, Compare a date. la manito lana com to be able to my old woman how much more than 200 each for the ten tickets I will buy them compare she wants to get it compare do not compare on the contrary ok whatever it is whatever it is people tell me what it was I was thinking about the motivational thing and that happened to me in real life.

Well, in real life, it happened to all the comedians, medicine, lady. Listen, the event is for my sister who had an abortion. I saw you better. I didn't comment on things about abortions. Say, Mrs. Chiles son. topics that are not born to me this bone the silhouette aha yes I remembered this law no big boss big boss ciao and the big boss peyote because my sister was called golden eagle and the big boss when your sister was born the first thing I saw was a golden eagle and the next day the big boss and the big boss intrigued because my brother was called bull's eggs when your brother was born the first thing I saw was hairy golden eggs because there were so many questions but the mother already forgot that she was here today in a married couple and suddenly they were going to the cinema and he says hey my love I have to confess something happened to me what happens is that here in this movie theater Enrique your buddy sucks him and I say the buddy here that when he gives them mere ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for having been with us in the areas mother aldo show on social networks Friday ok aldo show and the telephone number for reservations is 83 94 67 95 zarco entertainment those who want to join my page too and on the 3rd I will go to be there again laredo tamaulipas in the main theater dream cultural center of course yes so I can go see the young people of the main theater of the cultural center jorge casanova jorge casanova on the official page on facebook because here that new official page encouraged taking service take services your motivational comedy so they look for me on Facebook and on YouTube there are some very small videos there so you can see them take service motivational comedy a great pleasure thank you very much on the contrary thank you for accepting the invitation take service and goal we invite you for it is the first time You are with us, we provide service so that the brick wall is not signed, please, because all the suitable guests and well, these other personal guests also sign the brick wall for us, there it will remain as you want, it is rather the mark of taking service current as well as excited I invite you to the metropolitan theater in Mexico City metropolitan theater I will be on June 20 with all of you from my people from Mexico City metropolitan theater June 20 tomorrow at 11 in the morning tickets go out on 2 Tomorrow at 11 in the morning the tickets are already available for ticket master.

Thank you very much again to the dow. Jorge to take service. God bless you. You are going to launch the chaos zone and a long day for all of you. Thank you in my parents' zone.