Mean Girls | Burn Book Exposed Clip (Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams) | Paramount Movies

This girl is the nastiest bitch I have ever met. Don't trust her. She's an ugly whore! I found it in the

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' bathroom. It's very bad, Mr. Duvall. Is this true? Did Trang Pak make out with Coach Carr? Good sir. What does that say? "Is Kaitlyn Caussin a..."? Fat bitch. Well, calm down, Miss George. Why would anyone write that? That's too bad. Don't worry, we'll find out who did it. There are only three

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in the entire school who are not in it. At your age, you will have many impulses. They will want to take off their clothes and touch themselves.

But if they touch each other, they will get chlamydia. And she dies. Coach Carr. Cady Heron, they want to see you in the principal's office. Oh. Very good, chlamydia. K-L-A... Here, Miss Heron. - What is happening? - Take a seat, Miss Heron. Have you seen this before? No. I

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, yes, I've seen it before, but it's not mine. You better get your story straight, Miss Heron, because I'm not joking about this. It's not ours, it's Regina's. Yes, she's trying to make it look like we wrote it, but in reality, she wrote it. Miss Wieners, why would Regina refer to herself as an "ugly bitch"?

Miss Smith, this is no time to laugh. We'll get to the bottom of this right now. Maybe we're not in that

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, because everyone likes us. And I don't want to be punished for being loved. And I don't think my father, the inventor of the Toaster Strudel, would be very pleased to hear about this. "Made with a hot dog"? Oh my God, that was once! "Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass"? Who would write that? Who wouldn't write that? "Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr"? And so did Sun Jin Dinh. Hey! Hey! Settle! Okay, hey. No.

You don't push or... Do you have anything else you want to say? No, I cannot answer any more questions until a parent or attorney is present. Miss Smith? Whoever wrote it probably didn't think anyone would ever see it? I hope no one else ever sees it. Mom, can you pick me up? I'm afraid. - "Janis Ian, lesbian"? - That's original. "Too gay to function"? Hey! That's only okay when I say it. Did you write this? No, I swear! Then you told someone! She said! Little bitch! You are a bitch! Yeah! Take off your top! Now, here's what we're going to do: Ron, come quick!

They have gone crazy. The girls have gone crazy. It was truly jungle madness. And it wasn't going to disappear. Hey, I separated these two from each other. Coach Carr, stay away from underage girls. Let me help you down there. Hell no! I didn't leave the south side for this! Oh shit! My hair! All junior girls report to the gym immediately! Immediately!