Meal Replacement Taste Test

Would you replace all your steaks with smoothies? Let's talk about that mythical good day. Okay, we've established on this show before that I'm something of a prepper. I'm always thinking about the apocalypse and trying to be at least informally prepared. Yeah, adding to my stash from time to time and there's the la

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drinks, the idea that you could completely replace your diet with just something you drank is intriguing and I thought, well you know, come on to have a difficult time. You and I and our family are trying to find food and scraps during the apocalypse and wouldn't it be great if we had a bunch of liquid nutrition that was your life and none of this stuff we're going to talk about? about today you are necessarily recommended, you are not recommended to simply replace all your

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s with them, you know, in extreme circumstances, your pockets might have to do it, so today we are going to find out what we are going to stock our bunker with for this.

When the time comes, it will be time for what drinks to drink in my apocalypse bomb land, so in each round we will drink a little of this elixir of life, if that's what I'm going to call mine, that I'm going to develop, I have not done it. So we won't

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it today, we'll write them into three different categories to determine which one goes into the bunker on the first intake. How much of this do we have to drink on a given day? If that's all we drink. get the calories we need we rely on a 2600 calorie diet which is the active man in our age range yes, like running around an apocalypse, you are going to be very active, you have a shot, people have to get like that a lot of calories , the second one costs how much is it going to cost now to stock up on that amount by then and we already have those qualifications pre-prepared, but the one that's in it, we put it back now is the

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because that's what really matters, it's not really So?

We have weighted it equally with intake and cost, but we will just say how good it

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s, let's cut to the chase, okay, this is called aura gain, which is not made from human organs or anything else, it is the combination of the words . organic and get those that are powdered like this when we've actually mixed them with almond milk. Yes, a lot of almond milk is squeezed during the apocalypse. This was developed about Dr. Andrew Abraham who also survived cancer in 2008, this is vanilla flavored and comes in powder form. We need ten servings of this to reach 2600 Cal.

Okay, that gives us an intake rating of six out of ten, the cost is one dollar eighty-four per serving eighteen forty per day for this stuff, okay, that gives us a cost rating of eight before drinking this. I just want to draw our attention to a couple of reviews because the jury is still out. Stephen's on Amazon said amazing with coconut. milk When I drink this, I think to myself that this real life sounds pretty good, right? ALK gave it one star, although he said the taste was terrible. My toddler once put a finger full of poop in my mouth and this was worse, oh.

Come on, that didn't happen. I only had two sips and I've been painfully bloated and gassy all day. I've been sitting on the toilet, mostly trying to relieve the cramps in earnest. This is where I am now. I want to get through this okay, we've been, we've eaten a lot of things on this show, okay, here we go, it smells like vanilla, it smells a little pasty, thank you, I'm drinking sparkling right now, this is the only one that has purely organic ingredients, if you look the ingredients label, everything says Organa on the front. I feel like this is like you have one of those old paint buckets that you left out and they've been cleaning brushes in it and you're in, take a sip, don't you think in a good way?

Because I like it you like it I don't hate it, it actually has a maple leaf flavor to me, maple Gloup Gloup yeah Yeah, yeah, nice, it's like maple. You can't give it more than five. Can I bring you up to six? like a frothy burp, come on, don't be embarrassed, look, yeah, I'm really excited about this one because it's gotten a lot of press. This is Soylent, which has been in the news because it was the largest crowdfunding campaign ever for this type of product and one of the largest to ever make three million dollars in one month.

Wow, when this guy Rob Reinhart decided to engage people with this idea that they could replace their meals with Soylent and of course it's a bit of a game. the idea for the movie Soylent Green, which was made from people, but this isn't made from people, apparently it's made from the nutrition you need to get through the day and I've seen billboards about it in hipster neighborhoods Well, the whole advertising campaign is quite hipster but before getting to that I will tell you its original flavor. I do not know what that means. It is totally vegan.

It scores high on calorie intake because it requires six and a half servings to reach our 2600 goal, so we'll give it a nine because 269 serves 1749 per day, we'll give it a nine out of ten it doesn't get any better than that, so let's start off right, writer Josh Helton lived Soylent for 30 days and kept a little diary while going through this day one my farts are horrible mmm day 21 seriously my farts are really bad day 30 I let out one of my best harvest fucks that John and Jess have ever felt simultaneously I fell and covered their noses.

I'm not sure I've been more proud of myself in the last 30 days, that's when you fart and walk around, yeah, with your friends, so this one will apparently make you fart if you drink it exclusively for 30 days. mmm, but there's a big ad campaign that raised a lot of money, a lot of buzz around this one, it smells just like the last one and it smells a lot better than the last one. I feel like it smells similar, but it feels like a good version. from the last one thank you, take it, it's much more drinkable, I don't know, it still tastes like glue to me, it doesn't taste as good to me as an organ, I'm just sorry, everyone hit the same note, it's a note that I don't think there is sort of frothy nutty stuff, this one's not as thick as the organ, which is the only one I have to compare it to, so I don't have to mix it, though let's get the fart man, I've had three, So how many sips of you four?

I can't stop drinking it, man, turn it off, he's drinking too much. I like it, but it doesn't taste as good as the game or. I'm giving this a chance. I will Survive. I take it, so we'll give it a 5 for a total of 23. Bariatric advantage. What really rolls off the tongue. Does not like. It has a banana flavor. It comes from a powder. that's why we have it in the mythical jar we need almost 14 servings in a day but if it's good that's the myth to reach our caloric intake and that's going to cost us $23.53 cents per day so in terms of pollution and cost we're giving them a rating of 4 and Herbert said it tastes disgusting, shit, it tastes disgusting, ok that's all I need, let us judge that, a habit, have it, have it, it's the consistency of pudding, definitely pudding, mmm, I like it . and I also like it after oh no oh oh yeah after chasing whoa what a downhill that banana rotted on the way down I was getting so excited because I don't even like banana and then I was about to say well I have They've passed 12 years, but then you say oh and I said oh, maybe if you drink it and then wash it you see okay, you get the good Barry.

I took advantage and then you get rid of the bariatric disadvantage, yes, I think the disadvantage could come later also because it causes nausea and diarrhea as ordered by Deborah I got rid of it I washed it is that the technique you have a glass of water at all times we are going to have those in smallpox let's not shorten we have everything but time in the apocalypse, you don't need to invent abbreviations, man, I'm just trying to make friends with the apocalypse. I'll give it a 12 as a start, yes, out of the scare, yes, I was working on that, but the aftertaste was one, not one, it was Halloween.

I would say the aftertaste was still tolerable so it's okay so we give it an 8 for flavor, yeah man the banana still wins. Ok, 8 for the taste, which gives us a total of 16. Well, this is Schmidt. That right off the bat big name is the kind of word I want to say during the apocalypse because you're looking for ways to entertain yourself sounds like an insult I look at your face but that just means a person who is well nourished eyes in the apocalypse so no you're going to have to be a fresh milk face so you're supposed to put this with milk it's a powder and we put it with almond milk so it's jewish milk so what is this part?

It's shin amman and melon flavored shit manaman schmira minimun it smells good those melons like Christmas there it smells like cinnamon like a candle oatmeal cinnamon oatmeal that would be a good candle and you could drink it while it burns good they were going to give this a six out of ten for calorie intake because we have to make 11 servings of this, we have to make 11 of these every day, but the cost is only 1625 per day, we will give it a 10 out of 10 so we can really stock up on fish milk, milk, the shmulik. It's good news, there isn't much information about it in terms of people's reviews, but we found a review from Nicolas who titled the review milky goodness from it and said no, it works.

I spent two weeks on nothing but pure fish milk. I had no side effects, lots of energy, concentration was normal, no jitters or anything like that, I just wasn't hungry, it did its job very well in replacing food. Nicolas is very, you know, he just gives you the facts. Let's appreciate it, it's okay and you know, it's putting these two batches of cinemas so strong it's like you took oatmeal with cinnamon and mashed it up, just Cuisinart in hell, this is like something I'd like to have on the side, yeah, there's another, this is like saying that it happens on every holiday in the fashion business Christmas in the apocalypse was an apocalypse only offers milk it's like a spice latte sunk everywhere you know at that moment of yours you're going to lose complete track of the time in the apocalypse when shemesh the milk comes back you know it's Christmas you know it's Christmas but someone is up to date with this apocalyptic Christmas give yourself the gift of SHM guy but I like it I wouldn't like it a lot a meaning I wouldn't like it like very often yes, that's eight, yes, I was going to say nine, well, let's do nine, man, let's do nine now, nobody, nobody is going to tell us that we can't do it. milk malt liquor right here, we'll give it a good push. milking the lead for 25 what and now we've completed it, which is spelled with a k, we're not going to hold that against you because we've done it too sometimes this is from Kate Farms the packaging is very fun, very fun, you know?

Take a look, what's so fun about it? Well, in the apocalypse you'll start to find a lot more fun in one package. You're right. You're right. Oh, this is fun. It's like a milk carton but multifaceted. kind of funny it's like a diamond cut carton of milk you know there's a lot of information here 21 superfoods gluten free soy free they should have written chocolate with two K's they should have also gone all the way you know let's drink it , but first here they are. Okay, so we give it a seven for intake because you have one eight point drink four eight point servings per day, which is doable, but we give it a 7 in terms of cost, twenty-seven dollars and sixty cents for that amount, but no I don't have it, if you find two in common, you will have to find water or a source of milk now.

Bruce h-your reviews that those things were like drinking wallpaper paste, okay I know what that feels like because we've been doing it all day, okay. Dinky, leave it, it tastes like naughty yoohoo, it tastes like naughty yoohoo, it tastes like everything that will be inside you, you didn't make him a fool now, Yakub, but it's not the first time I've been drinking, are you the one who was like something's up evil? here and then, once you understand what's happening in you and you think your new phrase is chocolate milk, right? and then, when you understand that I am not a drink, when you understand that it is not milk, it is a drink, then you can enjoy it wholeheartedly.

I don't mind this at all, the more I drink it the more I like it, yes definitely, and you're going to drink a lot of wind tea protein. I don't care about this, I'm giving it a try. I'm preparing for the tendons to taste really bad, but I still put you way back with a total of 19 and there we have it. Wow, so we put milk in front followed two points back by Soylent, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to gladly say that I'm going with this milk for the holidays. I go for Soylent for main meals this for dessert and just for Christmas this for me this is breakfast oh this is the launch and a sensible dinner and this is a holiday you should have something to look forward to.

I think we've discovered our apocalyptic bunker. Link and our breath will smell like wallpaper paste and our farts will smell like the devil. Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. Do you know what time? Hello, I am Ivan. I'm jetlagged in Bangalore and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology. Make sure to watch the good mythical team tomorrow morning on this channel. You can watch the team develop their own homemade meal

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